Bo Burnham - I Fuck Sluts Lyrics
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No "ifs", "ands" and/or "buts". I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut-sucking,
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list.
[Talking break]
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
[Talking break]
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.
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Bo Burnham I Fuck Sluts Comments
And they said rap gods the hardest to sing
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs and’s, or buts. I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
I have a list. A list? Yes
A list of all the sluts I've missed
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart
They can talk about science, music, or art
They can put you together or they can pull you apart
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there
i smell demonitization
story time
So what did happen at 1:25?
Ren LemonZ oh, so earlier when he said “the pages are blank I know it!” He set the book on his head. At that point he pulled it off his head and flipped the page
R rated Dr. Seuss
I appreciate how he doesnt forgot those who are listening.
Dr. Seuss should recruit Bo.
Really, dad? PROVE IT!
Nut sucking, suck it sluts,slut fucking bucket list. There you go.
How is this kid only 22
1,2k likes for 9 dislikes. we all like sluts
I am not okay
Is there a Bo Burnham lite?
This is it.
“CD people are confused”
Well fuck
*Explicit lyrics*
nooooo reeeeaaaaallly
shouldn't it be i f--k sl-ts not sl--ts
Oh frick you rIGHT
I frick slits
"These sluts can move all your thoughts from your dick
To your heart
Talk about science, Music or art
They can put your together
Or they can pull you apart
Don't trust these sluts
Don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone
And you'll be aware
Of the hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there." That was deep 😟
“Sluts, sluts! It’s not a role call but thank you..”
Actually a great poem tho
but if it's "I Frick Thots," (I'm censoring that, but you know what I mean,) then why is the title: I F--k Sl--ts? Why is there 2 blank spaces between "Sl" and "ts??" mesa confusion
Doggo Drapy that’s Bo censoring it
@Lily Macleod no i know he is but the word Sl--t he uses in the title when uncensored only has one vowel between Sl and ts SO WHY IS THERE 2 SPACES
s l o o t s
The same reason why the noose song by rusty cage was taken down then rusty cage renamed it to “the family friendly noose song”
There are 666 likes and 6 dislikes. Today is the day for trick or treating in my area.
A quick guide to getting kicked out of school:
1) read this out loud in English class
2) wait 10 seconds for the silence to clear
Dont trust those sluts
“It’s not a role call”
*AIRHORN*
Smoke weed nigga
He said shuck it
STRUMPET THY COME.
Dicks *
Ducks are pretty gay
-becomes a duck-
Shiny minun The theatre geek me duck too
I e-t f--d
1:01 thats a lot of adjectives
Michael Splane he’s good with that
Amazing
I Fork Slits? XDD
undertale weeb
I fook sloots
That's the lesbian version of this joke
Kinda, yeah