Bo Burnham - I Fuck Sluts Lyrics






Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No "ifs", "ands" and/or "buts". I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut-sucking,
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list.

[Talking break]

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.

[Talking break]

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.





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  1. m.... u....

    And they said rap gods the hardest to sing

  2. A.... M....

    Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
    Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
    No ifs and’s, or buts. I fuck sluts
    I fuck sluts

    Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
    They'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
    But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
    Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

    I have a list. A list? Yes
    A list of all the sluts I've missed
    I've never fucked or sucked these sluts
    And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
    So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
    Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
    Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list

    Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
    They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones
    Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
    With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

    But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart
    These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart
    They can talk about science, music, or art
    They can put you together or they can pull you apart


    But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare
    They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
    And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
    Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there

  3. L.... C....

    i smell demonitization

  4. a.... j....

    story time

  5. R.... L....

    So what did happen at 1:25?

    R.... L....

    Ren LemonZ oh, so earlier when he said “the pages are blank I know it!” He set the book on his head. At that point he pulled it off his head and flipped the page

  6. P.... A....

    R rated Dr. Seuss

  7. S.... ....

    I appreciate how he doesnt forgot those who are listening.

  8. D.... S....

    Dr. Seuss should recruit Bo.

  9. G.... H....

    Really, dad? PROVE IT!

  10. E.... K....

    Nut sucking, suck it sluts,slut fucking bucket list. There you go.

  11. S.... D....

    How is this kid only 22

  12. S.... _....

    1,2k likes for 9 dislikes. we all like sluts

  13. J.... D....

    I am not okay

  14. S.... ....

    Is there a Bo Burnham lite?

    S.... ....

    This is it.

  15. H.... E....

    “CD people are confused”


    Well fuck

  16. H.... ....

    *Explicit lyrics*

    nooooo reeeeaaaaallly

  17. T.... ....

    shouldn't it be i f--k sl-ts not sl--ts

    T.... ....

    Oh frick you rIGHT

  18. G.... G....

    I frick slits

  19. g.... 4....

    "These sluts can move all your thoughts from your dick
    To your heart
    Talk about science, Music or art
    They can put your together
    Or they can pull you apart
    Don't trust these sluts
    Don't you dare
    They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
    And then they'll be gone
    And you'll be aware
    Of the hole in your heart
    That that dumb slut left there." That was deep 😟

  20. l.... k....

    “Sluts, sluts! It’s not a role call but thank you..”

  21. X.... ....

    Actually a great poem tho

  22. S.... P....

    but if it's "I Frick Thots," (I'm censoring that, but you know what I mean,) then why is the title: I F--k Sl--ts? Why is there 2 blank spaces between "Sl" and "ts??" mesa confusion

    S.... P....

    Doggo Drapy that’s Bo censoring it

    S.... P....

    @Lily Macleod no i know he is but the word Sl--t he uses in the title when uncensored only has one vowel between Sl and ts SO WHY IS THERE 2 SPACES

    S.... P....

    s l o o t s

    S.... P....

    The same reason why the noose song by rusty cage was taken down then rusty cage renamed it to “the family friendly noose song”

  23. k.... e....

    There are 666 likes and 6 dislikes. Today is the day for trick or treating in my area.

  24. M.... H....

    A quick guide to getting kicked out of school:

    1) read this out loud in English class
    2) wait 10 seconds for the silence to clear

  25. V.... W....

    Dont trust those sluts

  26. n.... ....

    “It’s not a role call”


    *AIRHORN*

  27. M.... P....

    Smoke weed nigga

  28. M.... P....

    He said shuck it

  29. M.... P....

    STRUMPET THY COME.

  30. M.... P....

    Dicks *

  31. M.... P....

    Ducks are pretty gay

    M.... P....

    -becomes a duck-

    M.... P....

    Shiny minun The theatre geek me duck too

  32. m.... b....

    I e-t f--d

  33. M.... S....

    1:01 thats a lot of adjectives

    M.... S....

    Michael Splane he’s good with that

  34. N.... ....

    Amazing

  35. d.... ?....

    I Fork Slits? XDD

    d.... ?....

    undertale weeb

    d.... ?....

    I fook sloots

    d.... ?....

    That's the lesbian version of this joke

    d.... ?....

    Kinda, yeah