Bo Burnham - Eff Lyrics






Fuck the rules
Fuck the game
Fuck you tools
Fuck you're lame
If giving a fuck means sucking up then fuck it, fuck the fame
A bit unstable, fuck you brain
A bit like Abel, fuck you Cain
Dumb little fuck, if I'm fucking something up then fuck my name

Fuck the politicians
Fuck missionary missions
Fuck beauty competitions
Fuck bigoted traditions
I fucking hate that shit I do
And if you don't fuck it, fuck you too
Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to
Fucking who? Fuck you dude

Fuck how I'm regarded
Or if I get bombarded
By sick creationists
Who are borderline retarded

Yeah, fuck me for my hard works
Fuck another R word
Fuck me for my hard work
That got me into Harvard

Man fuck it, fuck my past
Fuck the time fuck it fast
If you think I'm fucking with you
Then you're fucking with your fucking last.

God bless you common cold
Fuck the pope, fucking old
If he loved the poor then he would've sold
His mansion made of solid gold

So fuck him, yeah, fuck it, fuck him
I said it, fuck it, fuck him
Gonna save the deacons, preachers
All them geezers, fucking fuck it

Fuck the fashion scene
It is so fucking obscene
It will take a poor fat teen
Chick and make her turn bulimic

Fuck the shit that I came for
And fuck the shit that I paid for
And the rappers that made a name for
Calling for a race war

Now go out and pimp their rides
Buy, accessorize
And turn ten thousand bright eyes
To the company run by the white guys

You suck, you fucking suck
You suck so much you suck, fuck
If I sucked as much as you
I'd motherfucking shut it up

You suck, you fucking suck it
So fucking shut it
Drop the beat
Then pick it up like Mr. Bucket

You've got sticks and stones to turn to
But I've got words to hurt you
So save your bullets 'cause you're fucked
(totally fucked)
You've got sticks and stones to turn to
But I've got words to hurt you
So save your bullets 'cause you're fucked

You're fucked
(so fuck it, so so so so fuck so so so so fuck it)
You're fucked

You think you're clever? You're fucked!
You think you're better? You're fucked!
If you've been better for forever, but whatever, you're fucked!
So, tell me never, you're fucked!
And tell whoever you're fucked!
And do whatever, say whatever, 'cause whatever, you're fucked!

You think you're clever? You're fucked!
You think you're better? You're fucked!
If you've been better for forever, but whatever, you're fucked!
So, tell me never, you're fucked!
And tell whoever you're fucked!
And say whatever, do whatever, 'cause whatever
You're fucked

So fucked
You're fucked

Totally fucked





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  1. J.... J....

    Samuel l Jackson would like to know your location

  2. B.... ....

    Watch your fucking language! Think of the fucking children!

  3. G.... 3....

    So are school had a dance party for the high School, and they played music and they left the dj booth unattended, and one of my friends "no balls"ed me to play a song and this is what I played. Everyone was surprised as fuck and someone snitched on me. I got a day of ISS but it was worth it.

    G.... 3....

    GameMaster 37 this is a *very* believable story here

  4. Z.... ....

    you can tell the song is over when the word fuck is no longer on the screen

  5. D.... G....

    Послушал перевод я бл***

  6. D.... K....

    I seriously thought this was Eminem for a minute

  7. O.... t....

    I didn’t realize bo was singing this

  8. K.... ....

    My kids can’t here me calling you a $&@% because there listening to kids bop:
    Kids bop:

  9. b.... ....

    Is it ironic that channels like this seem to borderline-worship Bo and his music, while his music is saying how much he himself hates his music and the music industry and rap music and performing and the entertainment industry as a whole? I think there’s a reason he stopped making albums and touring

  10. g.... c....

    God whenever I stumble across something Bo has made I get reminded of how much of a genius he is. I wish he made more legit music as well as the cynical, satirical music

  11. C.... C....

    Well, he's demonitised

  12. J.... J....

    This takes me back

  13. u.... ....

    writes: *Bo Burnham Fuck it*
    *forgets it's called Eff*
    Me: Oh...eh fuck it

  14. W.... ....

    Take that dad

  15. N.... S....

    this belongs on South Park such great lyrics with infinite fucks

  16. T.... C....

    Wait its fucked and not fun for "save your bullets cuz you're fucked"?
    My ears are blind

  17. s.... b....

    fuck this

  18. c.... ....

    This song seems vulgar and shallow on the surface, but he packed so much meaning and social commentary in one song that it's rather impressive.

  19. m.... ....

    *Geralt of Rivia likes this.*

  20. r.... l....

    Dammmn Fronz can learn something from Bo!!

  21. P.... D....

    I remember my mom showing me a song she would listen to when she was pissed off. The song bragged about having like 47 fucks or something.

    Oh boy did he just make that song look weak

  22. J.... F....

    I'm gonna play this song at the end of the school year.

  23. B.... P....

    Lowkey fire

  24. Z.... ....

    How many times did he say it?

    Z.... ....

    I counted 70

  25. K.... p....

    Damn good

  26. A.... Y....

    he's such a lyrical genius

  27. M.... ....

    Everyone: Do you listen to rap?

    Me: Yes?

  28. D.... a....

    2:08 reference to I’m bo yo

  29. A.... S....

    i bet he watches rick and morty

  30. J.... S....

    mfw conservative wins the election

  31. Y.... A....

    take a shot every time bo says fuck

  32. M.... ....

    ngl he spittin fax

  33. �.... ....

    This was the beginning of..."okay boomer" 😂😔👏 i say "okay fossil". 😂😂

  34. E.... B....

    1:22 that's some real shit he's saying right there though, half the black people out here ranting about racism and white privilege are the same people who are out buying fancy clothes, flashing blingy jewelry and driving sports cars. Most white people don't even have that so like where the privilege at

  35. R.... ....

    does this dude breathe??????

  36. J.... ....

    Am I the only one who loves this Bo more than his comedy side

  37. Y.... y....

    story of my live

  38. C.... M....

    Its kinda sad how people seem to only pay attention to all the f bombs, and miss all the deeper context to this song, because this pretty much sums up my feelings on many topics/issues/groups.

    C.... M....

    Yeah. It's a masterpiece to be honest.

  39. I.... B....

    What does the whole pick it up like mr bucket mean

    I.... B....

    "Mr bucket" was this old kids toy where it would pick stuff up. It was this game I think, I haven't played it before

    I.... B....

    @Just A Spectator thanks, very insightful. I never knew what it meant. Thought it was some reference to kicking the bucket lol

  40. J.... ....

    I was born and raised a Christian and have always despised the Catholic church for a lot of its practices so when I found out my first gf was catholic, we got into a small fight about Protestantism vs Catholicism and I just remember using Bo's line and said to her "Well if the pope cares about the poor, why doesn't he sell his mansion made of gold." The catholic Church has a shitton of money and land and like to horde it rather than use it for charity like a Church is supposed to. Same reason I don't like those "super churches" some protestants go to.

  41. V.... B....

    Nobody:

    Gordon Ramsay when there’s no lamb sauce

  42. K.... L....

    I picture the end of this song in Deadpool.

  43. X.... x....

    I got mad at my grandma and she hates it when I say Fuck doesn’t care about anyone else so I played it very loud 😂

  44. E.... ....

    So I came back to this song recently and was wondering how many times it said fuck, I looked and it's 74 times... How?




    How did he??? In 3 minutes???

  45. A.... C....

    Did anyone else think Weird Al was singing the chorus in this? And now totally wants Bo and Al to collab???

  46. G.... D....

    My friend: I don't swear
    Also my friend:

  47. H.... b....

    I have a pretty great game for you







    Every time this song says fuck, take a shot

  48. C.... M....

    I imagine bo just got tired of writing jokes so he just spent an hour on this

  49. D.... 6....

    I love this fucking song I'm downloading this song right now!!!!!!!!!!!!😹😻😂🖕❤️

  50. K.... X....

    Same energy as that same as that South Park episode that said shit so much it became meaningless

  51. 2.... ....

    Eff = Earth fucking fucked?

  52. E.... G....

    *10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss*

  53. R.... ....

    I was fucked a long time ago!

  54. R.... ....

    you're cool

  55. R.... ....

    must be some netflix hostage going on

  56. A.... E....

    How kidzbop sings it: heck the rules heck the game heck ur tools heck ur lame if giving a heck means sucking up then heck it heck the fame a bit unstable heck your brain a bit like abel heck you cane dumb little heck if im hecking something up then heck my name heck the politicians heck. Ok im done now 😂

  57. e.... ....

    pls don't fuck cain. that's my job

  58. B.... ....

    Kidzbop version:
    Love the rules, love the game, use the tools, be the same. If saying "frick" gets you suspended, then frick it just play the game. A bit unstable frick you brain, I'm just a kid who is the same. Silly little child, if you're doing wrong then frick it, leave the game. Yes, the kids listen, I will do the mission, No, I'll won't go fishin', but I won't stop the mission. I fricking love games, yeah I do, and if you love them, love you too. Couldn't even care where I'm mining to, Minecraft dude? Diamonds dude.

  59. S.... ....

    o h f u c k

  60. M.... V....

    "God bless you, common cold
    Fuck the Pope, fucking old
    If he loved the poor,
    Them he would have sold
    His mansion made of solid gold"
    THANK👏 YOU! 👏

    M.... V....

    Probably my favorite part of the song

  61. A.... G....

    The more I think about it I think Bo would make a great lawyer

  62. n.... m....

    Fuck, it's awesome

  63. F.... a....

    ¡FUCK!

    THE SONG

  64. F.... P....

    I liked when he said "fuck"

  65. o.... o....

    kids on fortnite

  66. J.... D....

    Is this to mature for my 9 month old sister

  67. T.... O....

    Tim Minchin's Pope Song:
    Most used word - fuck ✓
    Contains the words "fuck the pope" ✓

    Bo's Eff:
    Most used word - fuck ✓
    Contains the words "fuck the pope" ✓

  68. A.... ....

    *eminem sits down*

  69. C.... R....

    I had a school talent show and somebody sang this but they said frick not fuck

  70. M.... P....

    This is a fun drinking game!
    Everytime he says fuck take a shot, you'll be dead in 23 seconds

  71. K.... C....

    Straight up the most chilling, coldest, catchiest, coolest and simply the best threat ive ever heard of

  72. J.... D....

    He said fuck for 3 minutes

  73. L.... R....

    2019... Fuck everything 😌

  74. V.... ....

    God listening to this years after I first got into Bo is a trip, I miss those days.

  75. E.... ....

    D E M O N E T I S E D

  76. M.... ....

    Fuck Counter:9999999999999999999999999999999

  77. c.... b....

    These lyrics are more powerful than anyone may think

  78. U.... ....

    Teens in a nutshell.

  79. R.... M....

    Welllll fuck me

  80. g.... g....

    This song should just be called fuck

  81. T.... 1....

    I hope little kids aren’t listening to this

  82. P.... E....

    This seems really similar to an Eminem song but I can't think which one

  83. L.... W....

    Eric cartman is that you?

  84. g.... t....

    Wow Eminem sure sounds different nowadays

  85. s.... ....

    You suck! You fucking suck, you suck so much you suck







    Fuck

  86. M.... H....

    72 times...fuck

  87. S.... G....

    The background picture is so cute

  88. o.... y....

    Me when I stub my pinky on an edge of a table

  89. V.... -....

    So aggressive I love it

  90. S.... ....

    I’ve known this off by heart since 2016

  91. M.... C....

    ...fuck...

    M.... C....

    I love Bo burnham so much

    M.... C....

    sums it up pretty well

    M.... C....

    Anybody else because they farted?