Bo Burnham - #Deep Lyrics






This song's about how deep I am
I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
So deep that I named this song "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped
To watch a bluebird drop
From a tree and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time
Out to finish a rhyme
But the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean,
I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning

If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning

These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm...
Hashtag deep

[Newer version]
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not.
Have you ever accidentally peed
On the toilet seat
Instead of on your girlfriend's face?
Me neither. Me neither!
Have you ever wrote
A song note for note
And not a single note was out of place?
Duh
Hold on.

[Older version:]
Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither!
Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape?
Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks

The people in my life are like blades of grass.
How?
'Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my butthole!

Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm, bitch, why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep, 'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag deep





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  1. J.... M....

    but at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE!!!

  2. J.... M....

    but at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE!!!

  3. T.... D....

    He is the American Tim Minchin.

    T.... D....

    Except better.

  4. t.... ....

    ...the introductory riff there is pure Ben Folds.

    Which totally works with the lyrics for this one. :)

  5. M.... Y....

    2:01 billie eilish stole

  6. h.... ....

    Sure, he can write good songs, but can he swim on land?

  7. M.... N....

    This is the Scorpio national anthem

  8. U.... ....

    wasn't sure which bo burnham song to say this on but most of bo's songs use sibilance very heavily in every verse

  9. I.... I....

    Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face, me neither, Me niether

  10. J.... H....

    If the artistic process is a birth canal than I am a
    Stillborn child

  11. S.... C....

    r/Im14andthisdeep

  12. C.... P....

    2:11
    Truly though he was going to say ass
    Also “if life is an oyster than I’m allergic to shellfish”

  13. S.... M....

    Jesus walked through walls and stuff so I guess you could consider that swimming through land in a sense

  14. C.... ....

    Come witness my crowning.

  15. K.... ....

    Meat cleaver 😂💀

  16. C.... ....

    Is it just me or does the piano kinda sound like the office theme at spots

  17. E.... ....

    Am I the only one who is hit hard by the line “Spend forever asleep, because life pales in comparison to living the dream”. I’m probably looking too far into it, but that line hits differently because it makes me laugh but it evokes some sort of hopelessness and sadness within me....

    Sorry I made you guys read that. When I start thinking about stuff too deeply I just spiral downhill fast lmao😂.

    E.... ....

    no its a great line, and before that when he says "If live makes you wish you were dead, put on a good movie then promptly put a bullet in your head" Basically saying that if you take life for granted and can't appreciate anything, then you're putting death on a pedestal and idolizing nothingness which is insane.

  18. D.... a....

    *M E A T* *C L E A V E R*

  19. A.... T....

    The start sounds like Thomas the Tank Engine

  20. M.... H....

    Jack made me want to listen to this again

  21. K.... P....

    I dont think they got the note part

  22. P.... P....

    If Jesus could walk on water can he swim on land # Bethesda

  23. M.... ....

    "but at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE"

    never fails to elicit a laugh from me

  24. K.... M....

    #Deep =w=

  25. J.... I....

    I feel like this has something to do with Jaden Smith

  26. H.... ....

    the atonal bit at 1:58 really got me

  27. S.... A....

    Somehow I got here from the Danny DeVito song

  28. B.... G....

    FAVORITE LINE: IF LIFE MAKES U WOSH U WERE DEAD. JUST PUT ON A GOOD MOVIE AND PROMPTLY PUT A BULLET IN UR HEAD

  29. T.... F....

    can we just take a moment to appreciate how smooth his piano playing is? Let's take some time to acknowledge his musical talent.

  30. K.... V....

    I laughed at both the butthole jokes is there something wrong with me lol

  31. -.... ....

    I'm an atheist but had to do this I went to church purley just to ask if "jesus could walk on water could he also swim on land" ive been asked never to go that church again XD

  32. A.... ....

    I just realized what the did with his mouth at 1:04

  33. S.... ....

    This is like r/iam14andthisisdeep before the subreddit

    S.... ....

    your sentence doesn't make sense

    S.... ....

    BakedBeans There’s a reddit thread called r/iam14andthisisdeep where people share pretentious pictures of sayings that young teens take very seriously even though it’s not saying anything worth your time. It’s exactly the same as #Deep. Stuff like “sHE’S brOKen”

    S.... ....

    yeah i know that

    S.... ....

    BakedBeans What about the sentence isn’t making sense? Is it like, “This is like the thing before the thing?”

  34. a.... c....

    Bever clever

  35. R.... J....

    "But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE!"

  36. L.... P....

    "If Mom was right and the world is my oyster, I must have an allergy to shEeEEeELfiiiiii"

    L.... P....

    Cool profile pic

  37. m.... p....

    ME NEITHER!

  38. J.... G....

    love the way his hands about to do the last note then he sacks it off

  39. C.... ....

    have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? meat cleaver
    honestly bruh me too

  40. J.... J....

    Hello 2019 I love this song

    J.... J....

    Hey how are you

    J.... J....

    Good you

    J.... J....

    Im confused.

  41. A.... S....

    you hilarious

  42. M.... V....

    "Art is a harlot, and I am her sassy urban friend"

    This is such a good line what the hell

  43. b.... r....

    He was such an immature lil fuck back then. He still makes stupid ass faces after saying dumb shit, but not as often.

  44. B.... M....

    The people in my life are like grains of sand.
    They stick together, often near my butt hole.


    [Later]: The people in my life are like blades of grass.
    'Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my BUTT HOLE.

  45. o.... m....

    i like how he doesnt give a shit about the last high notes

  46. J.... B....

    My fav song of bo burnhums

  47. J.... s....

    When he said “shellfish” it was virtually incomprehensible.

  48. J.... B....

    Have you ever stopped to watch a blue bird drop from a tree, and take to the air, me neither

  49. S.... ....

    Hey I didn’t here this song on the Burryface album

  50. T.... ....

    If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

  51. D.... ....

    Bo is asking the real question here
    "If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?"

  52. S.... R....

    He made the “Duh” meme before there was a “Duh” meme

  53. S.... B....

    First part of the song sounds like The Office theme song

  54. M.... B....

    "If you comment the lyrics to the video, I pity you" :(

  55. B.... B....

    /tag380grigs. Period do t[mot]

  56. M.... W....

    all is gonna be okay

  57. M.... ....

    This is one of very few songs I can sing word for word by memory
    Just can't help but sing this song sometimes when I'm by myself

  58. p.... a....

    ........#deep

  59. l.... t....

    Damn the people in his life need to leave him alone tbh they sound wack and he low key high key depressed

    l.... t....

    Yeah, a lot of people think this is just a joke song but it really does get deep.

  60. B.... ....

    When you tell a girl your going in #deep and she says meat clever and you're like fuck never mind

  61. F.... c....

    This was #Deep

  62. S.... s....

    life pales in comparison... :'(

  63. t.... j....

    Is this dude back?

  64. F.... A....

    love the laughter after put a bullet in your head, definitely shows where the fans think the jokes are XD

  65. L.... B....

    That's deep

  66. W.... p....

    Oh shit that's deep

  67. T.... g....

    This is so #Deep

  68. r.... ....

    Fuck youtube's community guidelines. They created one of the deepest shitholes on the internet with their comment sections, now they want to pretend to have standards. Fucking dickheads.

  69. C.... W....

    *meat cleaver*

  70. T.... W....

    Bo: "Jesus can walk on water, but can he swim on land?"
    Me: "No, but Chuck Norris can!"

  71. u.... ....

    "If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?" Kratos can!


    Kratos>Jesus

  72. S.... M....

    This song makes me so mad because it is #deep at some points but its also funny and sarcastic about being #deep and my emotions don't know what to do.

  73. S.... ....

    #im14andthisisdeep

  74. P.... ....

    Being a worse Tim Minchin still means you're quite awesome.

    Although it doesn't seem like it, that was a compliment.

  75. m.... ....

    meat cleaver

  76. D.... R....

    ''promptly put a bullet in your head, spend forever asleep. because life pales in comparison to living the dream''... dam that is pretty #deep

  77. S.... G....

    He is handsome

  78. G.... W....

    1:24 to 1:29 what music note is that called or something similar to it, I can’t find it.

  79. S.... G....

    #Deep dish

  80. K.... ....

    Had to listen to Bo Burnham to calm down from being mad at my daddy.

  81. K.... W....

    I was just reading a fic when Bo suddenly screeched and I was just like "what????"

  82. L.... H....

    when he said mama it looked like he started to have a panic attack

  83. A.... k....

    Realest shift on planet earth

  84. l.... ....

    I'll send this video to all my friends who send me those "Deep posts" on Instagram.

  85. f.... b....

    2:07 lMaO

  86. H.... M....

    This was...






    #deep

  87. g.... ....

    what's with all the fish refererences :P

  88. C.... D....

    Me neither..... ME NEITHER

  89. H.... H....

    #RealDeep

  90. l.... w....

    "I'm 14 and this is deep" probably someone

  91. I.... ....

    2019 😂😂

  92. P.... T....

    "If life makes you wish you were dead, just put on a good movie and promptly put a bullet in your head" imagine someone committed suicide and left a note saying "bo burnham told me to do it".



    Its a joke

  93. D.... y....

    3:27 he was going to play that last note, then he was like *nahhh*