Bo Burnham - Country Song (Pandering) Lyrics

Better than pretty much every country song

exactly how i feel about country.

“Yall dumb motherfuckers want a key change?”

Fucking pussies

Hi sootfans

Hi there used be the whole song, would you have a link?

I, too, don't like dirt.

anyone who finds him rly attractive in this

This describes Texas.

YALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WANT A KEYCHANGE?

"Y'all motherfuckers want a key chain" LMAO

Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't get nearly enough credit for ruining country music.

Country was never good to begin with. Cant ruin something that was shit from the start.

Jason Aldean gave it the fatal blow.
Luke Bryan is raping the corpse.

@Water Turtle Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, George Strait?

Memorex996 Those are the G.O.A.T and its so sad that so many people hate country but have never actually listened to “real” country music, tho people like Colter wall, tyler childers and sturgill simpson are reaching a lot of people right now!

I like this gangly fuck.

Is there any country songs that is this good that I could listen on Spotify??! 😂

A long way luke combs

that is a scarecrow

So good. He should collab with wheeler Walker jr

Y’all mother fuckers want a key change

Exist some similar standups?

"Its a fuckin scarecrow again" gets me every time... 1000 times i still lose it

Friend: what’s the best country song?
Me:

Lol 😂

You have to put in line about voting for Trump...

I unironically jam to this song.

So, I take your country girl clothes off.....

I think Bo secretly wants to be a country music star and is just trying to play it off, because he gets really into this

Lol no.. he's just a good entertainer. He's making fun of this stupid genre.

“I can sing in Mandarin”
I would kill to hear that!

why is this legit a banger

That is a scarecrow.





*IT'S A FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN*

"People who do jobs in the towns I'd never move to". Damn.

"Like Mike's Evanderin', fuck your ears I'm panderin'" might just be some of the best lyrics ever written.

Yes! This is everything that is wrong with country these days or really glorified pop country.

I cant give this a big enough thumbs up

bo is not really that attractive to me unless he is singing this song right here

The thing is, I still have an ironic love of shitty pop country songs that do all of these tropes. They're fun in an "I feel like drinking cheap beer and acting like a dipshit" kind of way. Love Bo for doing this. Definitely adding this one to my shit-kicker playlist!

*IT’S A FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN!!!!*

i love country but his voice is so good & its true ! lol

Welp so much for those lyrics I guess…?

Turn on captions

"a bud light with the logo facing out"
#nosponsor


Edit: holy shi-- this is the most likes I've ever gotten! Thanks for making the tiny thumb button blue!

Lol why did I comment this?!

@_mUmmEgE_ why do we exist?

24 likes gets you excited? I've had comments that got thousands of likes lol.

With lyrics btw

Pretty much sums up 90% of modern country in a nutshell.

Am I trippin cause at certain angles the green lights look like weed

Can't seem to find this on spotify. Love it.

He didn’t release an album from this special

"I don't like dirt"

This is why I wish bo still did comedy

Ironically, he's pandering to a leftist audience with this parody song...

How about we don’t bring politics into this and just enjoy this funny song?

Country music is intrinsically right wing? Someone get this guy a political science degree! Shit!

looks like we got a butt hurt country fan

No joke, this song Is spot on for I live. And no Jews.......frickin funny!!

Morgan wallen

unrelated but he is so damn tall which is so funny to me

I’m telling my kids this was Keith Urban

waverly mayo The kids that you won’t have. Get a sense of humor dumbass

@John Smith Humor is subjective dumbass, anything can be funny

Wait... it isnt? Damnit... Duped again!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING BO BURNHAM AGAIN!

Honestly I laughed at your comment. Thanks 🙌🏼

"You dumb mfers want a key change?"

This song is basically the reason why i hate country music

What do you mean

@Wade Wilson He means Country sucks Deadpool.

“It feels like hay, it’s a fucking scarecrow again!” Every time I fucking die of laughter

I love Bo. This is one of the few songs of his I don't have memorized.

With lyrics

The Poo Bandit captions turn them on

Why is this titled "with lyrics", but there are none on screen?

Because the song has lyrics

Its in the caption sir

@Michael Calungsod No "Its" not sir

ProtatoGamer Gotta turn on the subtitles dumbass

@ProtatoGamer Yeah it is, turn on captions

ohmygod i want to go back to 2016 when this came out

1:47 "Like Mike's Evandering, fuck your ears, I'm pandering".
That line is so fucking good. Some context required; Mike Tyson fought Evander Holyfield and bit his ear off in a boxing match. How do you even think of that?

He looks and sounds like my boyfriend in this video. Lmao.

Lisa Lyouni you’re a lucky one XD

do you know what lyrics are??

Captions

You have to turn the captions on yourself using the three vertical dots in the top right corner of the video

Why isnt this on spotify

DarkBlade15378 I think we should all email Spotify so they can make it happen

Because of netflix

Bo technically doesn’t own the rights to the songs, as they’re on a Netflix special

connor Why couldn’t you just agree with it? 😑

I love the key change so much

The first time I got to that part, I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

I like country music but this is so true

I like real country. Most of the popular country is definitely pandering. I like that he does pay respect to real country prior to this song

I actually like country music and honestly this song is fucking HILARIOUS and it’s really good

y....you have a sense of humor?

فارس 😂

Same tho

Wow 100k views thanks guys
Disclaimer: this is not my own video, copyright is exclusive to Bo Burnham

Michael Calungsod Where them lyrics? 🤔

@John Smith heyo, its in the subtitles/ captions :)

Michael Calungsod I thought you would have it at like the bottom. I mean atleast your clip only shows him singing and not like what happens before he starts singing and after

Michael Calungsod Also could you make an hour or ten hour version please 😊

Michael Calungsod I like listening to music to help me fall asleep and for while I workout

Ok I’m a rare sight of a southern girl who hates country music! This song was so funny I needed this

Not a scarecrow confirmed boys

The dislikes on this video are famous country singers

So is the “I don’t like dirt” line there because the natural rhyme would be “Jews”?

I love this whole song, I just don’t see many people commenting about it and I haven’t had that confirmed yet 😂

Probably because he is acting as a rich fake-country dude. So I think he is saying he doesn't like dirt. I might be reading too much into it though

@Adam Hadad Brunell probably both things

@Adam Hadad Brunell He's saying that Jews are dirt lmao

Timmy Siao I thought they where people

this is my favorite

Dont ruin country

I'd say he made it better

Sorry i over reacted yall

How can you ruin something that's complete shit. (Except shit like Johnny cash if you wanna count that)

Rogue Leviathen I can do you own better, suck a pp.

Country ruined country

Bo - "Rural noun, simple adjective"
ME - "I KNOW THIS ONE, I KNOW THIS..."

“Legalize gerrymandering”

Russs Too late.

He really gets into it I vibe with this

This could go #1 on country radio today

mykoomy and it would be one of the best songs

It sounds like an actual country song

The u.s needs to do this now

Pax Americana #1 IS ALREADY best ya fool

ILL BE UPFRONT

I do what I do cause I’m a total
FUCKING COUNT...RY BOI

“No Jews, you didn’t hear that.”

I'm Jewish and honestly the people in the mountains are nicer than the people in the city. I wear my Kippah all the time, so it's pretty easy to figure out that I'm Jewish.

G0yl Gone Wild Resurrected
Lmao okay Nazi

@The Kingslayer how does stating facts that Jewish people themselves talk about make me a Nazi 🤷 please explain that to me princess 😂

It's a joke about the white supremacy that the bro-country genre tends to inspire

@Search Search I wonder who could be behind this post

he says "pandering" six times... lol

That’s the name of the song

@Immature Alchemist well no shit

The key change gets me every time

I love how these comments are from this year and this video was made like 1 year ago

50 THOUSAND views and 7 dislikes. That's amazing.

Cuz im a fucking cun- try boy

this is just genuinely a really good song

“What kind of music do you listen to?”
*”well actually it’s complicated-“*

Juni Tyner Fact

There used to be a full version and a hd video of this set, what happened to it

What’s the show called?

It's on netflix
Bo Burnham-what

@AAP 3 nah he has two shows both of then on netflix. ^this one is called make happy and the other is what.

It’s on netflix

@AAP 3 make happy

Every time I listen to this I laugh 🤣 I don't mind some country but jesus every single one mentions "beer" and "truck"

"A cold beer, with the bud light logo facung out."

I know this comment is old but try listening to Cody Jinks, Cotter Wall, or Tyler Childers. They might talk about drinking, and trucks but not in a checklist kind of way.

I dont why but I always forget about the damn scarecrow lines and it kills me everytime

oshikuru09 really? That’s the most meorable part for me XD

@Trent Hart Hey, the Hel rune is super useful.

Ahh same! Lmao

It's a FU##IN' SCARECROW AGAIN! (。_。)

oshikuru09
Hey don’t forget this time

Bo is my hero

bo is disapoindmend

Mine to

The one dislike is Keith Urban

@Ghostdevil why because you added the next one? 😂

The other 7 are Jason Aldean, Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Blake Shelton, Cole Swindell, and Garth Brooks.

@Wolfsschanze Music thanks for the list!

Show this to your southern friend and watch them question their interests

I'm from Georgia. I hate most country songs. This is an exception.

A G name some

I am a Texan. Lived here my whole life.
Country is shit.

Pop country is retarded trash, but that's because it's made by the same soulless Yankee trash media that makes all the rest of the subhuman shit that passes for art in America. That's why real country people hate Republicans, CMT and Nashville actors as much as the commie scum from New York.

Lived in central Florida my whole life, only country songs I like are this and Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt.

The tune is actually nice tho

for Anne frank

Trent Hart oh damn

And that fucking change oooooof