Bo Burnham - Bo Fo Sho Lyrics
Yo, walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old.
With my dogs on my leash, I got bitches on the hold,
A first-AIDS kit? That's a rhesus monkey.
I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie.
Get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
I get more head than grammar-school lice.
I'm like a walkin' glacier, I'm so decked out with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? 'Cause that shit is tight.
Jack ain't black, and Barry ain't white.
I do drugs in the bedroom, lie on your back
Cause I got the pipe and you got the crack.
Though I'm sexually straight, you're bound to find,
I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow your mind.
The parents be snickerin', "He shouldn't have written it,"
Yo, my name is Bo, fo sho, a born Bostonian,
Aryan librarian at the wordsmith-sonian
The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
I gave it this little part to give it continuity.
And the fellas say, hey, moron, pass the gin
'Cause I'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen.
Give me the bottle, I'll chug two-thirds,
'Cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
Hey, look at that, okay
And the ladies say,
Hey fellas, I'm keepin' it tight, and if you play your cards right, you can have me tonight.
Should I blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
Oh, stop, period, end of discussion.
My name is Bo, fo sho, a born Bostonian,
Aryan librarian at the wordsmith-sonian.
The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
I gave it this little part to give it continuity.
Walking through the garden with food at my feet,
Picked up the celery, but dropped the beet (beat).
Oh, and then I picked it up.
Let's end this thing right.
Yo, we're in the hood, I'll take what you give me.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
A smart queen's kingdom (dumb), it doesn't mix.
A litter of literates, a bunch of Moby Dicks.
"Get thee to a punnery," o-just to-pheelia
Take you with a condom, "stainless-steal" ya.
Half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
Poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
Only the homeless are beggin' for change?
I shocked Sherlock
What, son? (Watson)
Rosa Parks didn't call "shotgun"!
Well, here's a bit of irony
A Ford Focus driver's got ADD.
How'd I come to master all these things?
Like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings.
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Bo Burnham Bo Fo Sho Comments
The word play is so clever it sounds like he could be the writer of Xavier: Renegade Angle.
Beat you or blow you, brass or percussion? 😅
DAWG THE TITLE HAD ME ROLLIN IM HIGH AF
“Rosa Parks didn’t call shotgun”
*_OMFG_*
First comment in like 4 years
Dogs on the leash I got bitches on hold 😭😭🔥
He’s so fucking talented and funny how can he do this
I’m so emotional over him right now
That’s on period 🥶
Any one watching not 2-5 years ago? No? Okay
Only if he still made this content.
12 years ago holy shit bo is killin it past present and probably future
You are the legit most recent comment yet
That shit was fucking good. Shit he is really into it.
Bro I'm high
@Liloh Loves Subtitles dummy lol
@UcheKk haha what are you even saying? :P
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
12 years later what the hell.
okay but it is now 2019 !
"I'm constipated, I don't give a shit"
That us genuinely good and funny wordplay
this guy has been singing for like 10 hours holy shit
2019 Anyone?
He’s a deadass good ass rapper
“I’m constipated, couldn’t give a shit” 🤣🤣
This song was from the right brain
12yrs since. a child prodigy, truly
fuck bo what are your dreams like man
lol when the beat pix up 2:22
painorama. next up: JAPANORAMA
I miss Bo for sure
THIS WAS BO BURNAM?
That was 11 years ago wtfffff
This song has such a Lin Manuel Miranda vibe to it and I love it. I love Bo's early work so much
12 years ago...
And still brilliant!
Your the most recent comment I found
Really bugging me I think there's a missed opportunity to replace oh stop with full stop since it's a synonym for period, so it'd be;
Full stop, period. End of discussion.
They're surprised because they suddenly got their period, that's why they're like 'oh stop!' haha, because the girls were talking about the sexual things the men could do to them, then they realised they had their period so the discussion ended (and a period is also a full-stop). So 'Oh stop!' works really well there, that's just my interpretation though ^_^
So.. it's funny.. 'cause I have ADHD and I drive a Focus 🤣
Lil Wayne's ghost writer
2019 anyone??
Since I’m From Lynn(near Boston) I liked him saying he’s a Bostonian
THAT INTRO THOOOO. YYYYAAAAAASSSSS
but I’m constipated. I couldn’t give a shit
You bitches know fractions speak louder than words
jesus fuck, theres like 50 forms of wordplay in every sentence
"but I'm constipated couldn't give a shit " 😂😂 amazing
11 years ago and it's still g'old'
Think of all the great songs we wouldn’t have if he was named anything other than bo
You are the most recent comment I found so far
12 years ago sounds the same
I’m high lol
TaKe ThAt MuMbLe RaPpErS
this man so ahead of his time he a time traveler
I MISS YOU. 😭
My name is also bo.
Why do I like this so much
I don't understand people !someone came in my dream and said to me "KONATRON"(for real)!and now I see this??😵
Am I late?
Fuck Keats. Fuck Elliott. Fuck Shelly.
All hail Bo Burnham.
Why aren't we taught this in our schools?😞
I still dont get how pulling strings is related to mastering all those things and i also dont know specifically what things hes talking about, mabye its relating words to master of puppets, cuz to pull strings as a phrase generally just means call in favors
Yeah I think he means like he's a puppet master, but he's a tampon thief too so he's pulling the strings (of the tampons, out of the girls, lol)
His shirt says can you please use that in a sentence
It's been 12 years since this was uploaded and I'm still laughing so fucking hard 😂
_I was seven when this was released and I didn't understand the lyrics back then, looking back now (now 19) I do understand them now xD_
"Give thee to a punnery o just to feel ya" I don't get it someone explain pls
Get thee to a nunnery is from Shakespeare, and Ophelia is also from Shakespeare (and the line is O justa Pheelia)..And punnery is a pun for nunnery.. or something ..so its something to do with Shakespeare, and puns, that's the best I can do right now :P
A lyrical miracle
Underrated Bo song
I kinda wish 2 year old me watched this
I was constipated, couldn't give a shit.
The video length is actually a plug to his rap 3.14 apple pi
Woooooo, old but greasy
when hes single xD
So, a pun rap.
hes smart
Shout out if you bumping this 2019…like a fucking idiot
More than 10 years and it’s still amazing
"...blow you? Or beat you? Brass or percussion?....." Fucking brilliant!
Better raps then anyone
"like a tampon thief i had to pull some strings" fucking godlike
2019 and he’s still dope asf
Anyone else here 11 n a half years later? Such a throwback
2019 wow this takes me back
damn... 2007 was a long time ago...
His legs look fake
When i clicked on this thinking it was Im bo yo
My name is Bo 'fo sho' a born Bostonian, Aryan, librarian, and the word smithsonian
If I was the same age as him at the time he recorded this. I would have a major crush on him. His humor is fucking hilarious 😂
drop that beat, honey
this was made a year after i was born
Eminem is still afraid to diss him
This not funny
You don't know real comedy. watch his show on Netflix
Lil barnacale is better
Shit i was born in 2007
Anyone watching in 2019? 😂
Back when the You in YouTube meant something.
This came out the day i was born
Rosa Parks didn't call shot gun.
Fuuuuuuck
Does anyone know the piano notes for this song because I can't find any tutorials for this song.