Blur - Colin Zeal Lyrics






COLIN ZEAL KNOWS THE VALUE OF MASS APPEAL
HE'S A PEDESTRIAN WALKER, HE'S A CIVIL TALKER
HE'S AN APFABLE MAN WITH A PLAUSIBLE PLAN
KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS, KEEPS HIS FUTRURE IN HAND
AND THEN HE

[CHORUS]
LOOKS AT HIS WATCH HE'S ON TIME YET AGAIN
HE'S PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, SO PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, HE'S
PLEASED WITH HIMSELF AH AH.

WHILE SITTING IN TRAFFIC, COLIN THINKS IN AUTOMATIC
HE'S AN IMMACULATE DRESSER, HE'S THE COMMON AGGRESSOR
HE'S A MODERN RETARD WITH A LOVE OF BOMBLAST
KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS NEVER DWELLS ON THE PAST
AND THEN HE

[CHORUS]

HE'S A MODERN RETRARD, HE'S A TERMINAL LARD,
HE'S AN AFFABLE MAN WITH A CARROTENE TAN BECAUSE COLIN'S ZEAL IS
ILL.





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  1. �.... �....

    Graham Best guitarist!

  2. J.... H....

    What an amazing album from Blur. One of the Best Brit bands ever!

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    [Verse 1]
    Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
    He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
    He's an affable man with a plausible plan
    Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand
    And then he

    [Chorus]
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha

    [Verse 2]
    While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
    He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
    Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
    Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwell on the past
    And then he

    [Chorus]
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
    And then he

    [Chorus]
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha

    [Outro]
    Well, he's a modern retard, he's terminal lard
    He's an affable man with a carotene tan
    'Cause Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill
    He's Colin Zeal and he knows

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    Lyrics:

    Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
    He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
    He's an affable man with a plausible plan
    Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand

    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

    While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
    He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
    Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
    Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past

    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
    He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
    He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

    (He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard
    He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan
    Because Colin Zeal's ill
    Colin Zeal's ill
    Colin Zeal's ill)

    'Cause Colin Zeal knows

  5. s.... f....

    What a band.

  6. d.... c....

    Teardrop explodes- Sleeping Gas rip off

    d.... c....

    bruh I don't know man when did that song come out?this came out in what, '92 or '93?

  7. M.... G....

    A masterpiece of an album

  8. L.... T....

    🅱️ass

  9. A.... K....

    Thank you blur for some of the best times of my life with my mates listening to your music which started back in 99. The 90s was the new 60s and you were and still are the kings of the music world. Colin Zeal is one of the best songs of all time by the greatest and coolest band of all time. The energy and charisma that all four of you possess is phenomenal. Graham’s guitar riff/solo is out of this world with Damon’s superb vocals, just sheer perfection. I’ve been listening to your music nearly everyday for 20 years and I will continue to do so until the day I die. Theme From an Imaginary Film, Chemical World, Song 2, Villa Rosie, Girls and Boys, Threadneedle Street, Trimm Trabb, Coffee and TV, Moving On, Out of Time, He Thought of Cars, Mace, Beetlebum, For Tomorrow, Bugman, Swamp Song, Trouble in the Message Centre, Miss America, Sing, Strange News From Another Star, Universal, 1992, Magic America, Look inside America, Battle, Stereotypes, Charmless Man, Mellow Song, Entertain Me, End of a Century are in my list of the greatest songs of all time. Of course there’s many other blur songs to name but this comment would end up being a couple of pages long! The only problem at blur gigs was that you’ve got too many good songs and there’s not enough time to squeeze it all in. I salute all four of you (Damon is my favourite, but I love you all) and I hope and pray that you’ll perform again not too long in the future. I wish all four of you best wishes and positive energy. You’re the greatest and always will be. There’s been no other band that has been as diverse as blur and which has evolved and kept on progressing and changing with every album different. God bless.

  10. L.... E....

    I bought this album for $1 at a used bookstore... best thing I have purchased for so little money

  11. M.... S....

    This isn't close to the bone. AT ALL lol

  12. L.... S....

    And then he...

  13. M.... S....

    Great quality! Thanks :)

  14. S.... M....

    Beyond loved in the US too!! 👏🏻👌😍So amazing and timeless!!!!!

  15. C.... A....

    Esta canción es un collage casi perfecto, me hace acordar a muchas otras.

  16. C.... ....

    I just had to search this name up after seeing it in Joel's Wrestling MPire stream.

    Got a cool song instead.

  17. L.... B....

    Easily one of their best tracks, alongside London Loves.

  18. R.... ....

    i keep on hearing it as 'he's pissing himself'

  19. L.... E....

    Sounds like the Inspiral Carpets.... I love it! 😍

  20. J.... Y....

    *AN THEN HEE*

  21. K.... S....

    💕 💕 💕 2018?

  22. P.... ....

    W O R S T G A M E E V E R

  23. N.... ....

    "Who's Married To Colin Zeal?"

    N.... ....

    Noodles this is an excellent comment

  24. R.... ....

    This song sums up modern workaholics and "sheeple" those who aren't truly living

  25. S.... ....

    This has to be my favorite among Damon's 'character songs.' Clever lyrically, funky bassline too.

  26. S.... 2....

    My favorite track of the best Blur album... "Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again...He's pleased with himself haahahaa"

    S.... 2....

    i think he says " he's pleased with himself" .d

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    hehuheu pff
    U
    Yep absolutely, my mistake...

  27. J.... L....

    Listen to this after The Teardrop Explodes "Sleeping Gas" and you'll see...

  28. F.... L....

    God....Blur is amazing

  29. L.... M....

    Song fav

  30. L.... G....

    I really don’t know why this video has only few likes, it deserves all the likes in the world!

  31. M.... L....

    This whole album is just tune after tune after tune! One of the bands ever

    M.... L....

    Modern Life Is Rubbish I agree this is one of the bands ever

    M.... L....

    Gorillaz is also one of the bands ever

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    あらためて彼らの音が大好きな自分に気づく。合わせて、90年台UKロックのおかげで今の自分があるとも言える。けっして懐古主義ではなく、良いものはまぎれもなく良い。

  33. B.... G....

    this song is so good and so underrated

    B.... G....

    listen to Sleeping Gas by Teardrop Explodes if you like this..

  34. M.... L....

    He's pissing himself, he's pissing himsseeeelf.





    This is a joke.

    M.... L....

    Thanks for ruining it for me

  35. S.... S....

    This song matches the album cover perfectly. The song just sounds like a train chugging somehow.

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    Sir Snout Totally agree! Always thought that too

    S.... S....

    Sir Snout, true, dat bass line is so good

    S.... S....

    Sir Snout I think that intermission sounds more like a trian, speeding up and eventually derailing.

  36. g.... ....

    just like a cartoon AAP

  37. C.... ....

    Why is everybody in the comments talking about me?

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    ColinZeal funny man, ha, I did a laugh

    C.... ....

    Are you pleased with yourself?

  38. P.... G....

    Colin Zeal then gave birth to the Charmless Man

    P.... G....

    Patrick Grant I think Colin Zeal is the charmless man. Except maybe less of a Dickhead

  39. P.... ....

    I love this song so fucking much.

  40. N.... M....

    That solo at 2:06 is my favorite part of this whole album...

  41. d.... ....

    lmao why is no one here

    d.... ....

    your profile pic is gr9

  42. S.... E....

    Dat bassline <3

    S.... E....

    Blurillaz23 Alex is real talented

  43. B.... R....

    One of the bands ever

    B.... R....

    Couldn't agree more. One of the bands ever. You tell them Brasov!

    B.... R....

    truly, without hesitation i can say
    this is a band that existed

    B.... R....

    Brasov Raskon Of all the bands out there, this is definitly one of them.

    B.... R....

    They're one of those bands that ever were, for sure.

    B.... R....

    I'm willing to argue that they didn't exist.

  44. S.... H....

    sick dude. so jealous.

  45. b.... ....

    Been a devout Blur fan since ‘08—significantly well past the band’s establishment, of course, but nonetheless—and this has become a favorite of their tracks. Love Modern Life and early Blur (among the rest of their phases).

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    better late than never.

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    bluebootlegbeats in 2008 i was 7 years old lol

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    This is my favorite song on this album.

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    Jennifer Konstant What about "Miss America"?

  46. j.... ....

    Cant believe this song only has 1000 visits, its deserves a lot more

    j.... ....

    Right?? it's my favorite.

  47. S.... H....

    Man, Blur rocks! I hope that they can play in the States!

    S.... H....

    +Holly Houston Just saw them...really really really close too!  :)

    S.... H....

    +Holly Houston Just saw them...really really really close too!  :)

  48. M.... D....

    Great track!