Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me Lyrics




I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool
(Not cool)
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you perfectly)
Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and tequila
(What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)

Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance!

They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules

I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)

Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance!

They don't think you're all that cool,
they like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules

Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
And I dance!

They don't think you're all that cool,
they like you for your step-dad's pool.
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules

Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!





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Bloodhound Gang Uncool As Me Comments
  1. Zedkiller 112

    You guys are at 420k subs




    *N I C E*

  2. Frederick Blackwell

    Dear Bloodhound Gang, I love your music as a Hip-hop head. Please go back to the Ol'Skool Use Your Fingers Rap roots. Went to Dean'sPlanet.com on the list of White Rappers and u are actually a Rapcore band, please I missed the guitars and rhyming lyricism and DJ Q-balls cutting and scratching vinyl records. U are the truth, but a Underground Hip-hop legends of the Universe. Jimmy Pop Ali lyricism is FIRE homie. Jimmy Pop Ali sounds like Das Efx when he spitting raps. Isn't Jimmy Pop Ali brother a member of the Philly Rap group The Goats back in the early 90's. The Goats are a White Rap group from Philadelphia PA. They were discovered by MC Serch of the Rap group 3rd Bass and appeared in the ZebraHead movie soundtrack album. Bloodhound Gang are the shiznit. Ryda Muzik.

  3. Daniel Dodds

    Jimmy pop is a lyrical genius best song writer ever but ppl just think you need to be serious to be good at music or something bloodhound gang are great with there instruments brilliant lyrics wot else could you want

  4. Jeffrey Bernstein

    This is best friend goals. You dance like assholes I see in molly ringwald movies you must be as uncool as me

  5. MarodeurLP

    I love this one the most to be honest

  6. Ally Kayyy

    ...anyone know if it's actually Joey Fatone? XD

  7. Robert Poole

    I relate to this song more then I should

  8. O.G. Erik

    Weird Paul sent me here!

  9. Eddie Parker jr.

    I'm dancing

  10. Pia Perdita

    I'm quite the sped, I never shred
    Not cool
    (Not cool)
    But my bros all call me Itch
    (With the silent B)
    But that spells Bitch
    (Fits you perfectly)
    Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
    (Not cool)
    And I smell like regret and tequila
    (What's that even mean?)
    I have no idea
    (You're livin' the dream)

    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    And I dance!

    They don't think you're all that cool
    they like you for your step-dad's pool
    They don't think you're all that cool,
    but your vampire fiction rules

    I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
    Not cool (Not cool)
    And my friends think that I like men
    (That's because you do)
    Don't even listen to them
    (No one's judging you)
    John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
    Not cool (Not cool)
    Do you like Renaissance fairs?
    (Where'd you get that scarf?)
    Tis what thy lord doth wear
    (I'll be in the car)

    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    And I dance!

    They don't think you're all that cool,
    they like you for your step-dad's pool
    They don't think you're all that cool,
    but your vampire fiction rules

    Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
    Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
    And I dance!

    They don't think you're all that cool,
    they like you for your step-dad's pool.
    They don't think you're all that cool,
    but your vampire fiction rules

    Let's go to Civil War reenactments
    Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
    Let's go to Civil War reenactments
    Warning, spoiler alert!

  11. joey fatone

    man i love joey fatone

    Tammy Williams

    😂😂😂😂😂

  12. James Watt

    just make a video for this already!

  13. иuggєт Cσrρѕє

    Failed find a lyrics coment here T.T

  14. Tacom man

    392k subs what's wrong with people fuckers

  15. Tacom man

    Yeeeeeet

  16. Charmaine Jones

    This song just never gets old.
    Best lounge room dance song ever!
    Put on yr star trek pyjamas n dance with me mofos

  17. mattsquatch

    Not only is this 100% the perfect music video for this song. Not only is this little asshole the same age that I was when I snuck a copy of Hooray for Boobies out of a Gadzooks at the mall 2 towns over. Not only is this little shit doing all the dumb lonely nowhere town bullshit that I did in the 90's. But there's also some truly fantastic dancing here. And for the record, my vampire fiction sucks.

  18. Tom Ebbs

    This makes me cry
    I'm Irish

  19. Jeanette Hansen

    2019 anyone?

    Zach Kelty

    Hell yeah. Been listening off and on since late high school.

  20. Mighty Raccoon

    For some reason Jimmy & Joey look like they would've been in a duo buddy comedy movie from the late 90s or early 2000s.

    Trollacaust

    and this would have being the perfect soundtrack.

    Mighty Raccoon

    @Trollacaust
    Amen.

    Ally Kayyy

    Wow. You guys got the joke, I'll work on getting you a medal. Lmao "For some reason" as if its just a "hmm" thing and not the entire intended purpose of the photo. (Except you fucked up the decade. Its an 80s parody not 2000s.)

  21. danielsjohnson

    There are fews songs I relate to as much as this one. I have also never heard a cleaner Bloodhound Gang song before now.

  22. Александр Ги

    NICE!!!

  23. DeAdLyShAdOwS 69

    Here are the lyrics since there isnt a music video about it



    I'm quite the sped, I never shred
    Not cool
    (Not cool)
    But my bros all call me Itch
    (With the silent B)
    But that spells Bitch
    (Fits you perfectly)
    Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
    (Not cool)
    And I smell like regret and tequila
    (What's that even mean?)
    I have no idea
    (You're livin' the dream)

    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    And I dance!

    They don't think you're all that cool
    they like you for your step-dad's pool
    They don't think you're all that cool,
    but your vampire fiction rules

    I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
    Not cool (Not cool)
    And my friends think that I like men
    (That's because you do)
    Don't even listen to them
    (No one's judging you)
    John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
    Not cool (Not cool)
    Do you like Renaissance fairs?
    (Where'd you get that scarf?)
    Tis what thy lord doth wear
    (I'll be in the car)

    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
    in old Molly Ringwald movies
    I think you're as uncool as me
    And I dance!

    They don't think you're all that cool,
    they like you for your step-dad's pool
    They don't think you're all that cool,
    but your vampire fiction rules

    Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
    Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
    And I dance!

    They don't think you're all that cool,
    they like you for your step-dad's pool.
    They don't think you're all that cool,
    but your vampire fiction rules

    Let's go to Civil War reenactments
    Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
    Let's go to Civil War reenactments
    Warning, spoiler alert!

  24. Diman 208

    Охуенная музыка! Ставь лайк, есль ты тут со стрима mrHocKu

  25. Exxella

    Dear Jimmy Pop, Jimminy Poop and or Jimmmy Pope, wheres Evil Jared Hasselhoff, Jared Kartoffel? reading trivia about you guys but its liike you officially ended 2015? twats! keep going u guys!!

  26. Dan lowblow

    Fucking love bloodhounds, best band ever fuck yeah !

  27. Falica Boddington

    #BODDINGTONdoesNOTtolerateBULLYING

  28. AlphaBanjaxedBanshee

    WE NEED A AUDIO VIDEO FOR THIS....OH HANG ON A FREAKING MINUTE............

  29. AlphaBanjaxedBanshee

    SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  30. MrManny760

    Correct me if I'm wrong ,but .at the end lest go to civil war reanact it. Meaning to spoil an make it an all white country. I mean wtf........

    Barry Bathwater

    i think youre fucking brain damaged manny

  31. Danny Callahan

    ALL HAIL BHG

  32. RiOt-cHiCk SaRaH

    such a good fucking song

  33. Vasco Apolonio

    What that even means? - Hahaha fuckin brilliant... I can step into hes shoes... Thats how dork i am...

  34. Paul Willetts

    I love this song I'm so uncool lol

  35. Vasco Apolonio

    The most under rated band od American Pop-Rock of all times...

  36. n8than

    this song puts the truth in true love

  37. yeet me out of this life

    why am i just finding out about this song. it's so good!

  38. Jack's Film Orchard

    I am sad they are on hiatus...
    I want to see them live.

  39. Shaman 0420

    Just add some of Napoleon Dynamite's sweet dance moves.

  40. Dylan Elliott

    Bloodhound Gang is catchy af. Been listening since 98

  41. Eemil Eklund

    Where they are now

  42. Nero Toxin

    it's the fat-one. the price is alright i guess.

  43. MuFⅎ

    are you penis heads still ALIVE!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

  44. woley smoley

    Jimmy you bitch, kiss me.

  45. The original masked mark

    Joe Goodman gut,slow kid haircut. Best lyrics ever.

  46. Ian Fordyce

    Man, where the hell are you guys? I really, really miss you.

    Ian Fordyce

    Btw, Hey Jim, I totally get it, brosnag. You are a G.D. Success and I probably wouldn't work either if I was a G.D. Success, but man, if you just farted 4 bars onto a piece of vinyl, I'd buy it, fo sho. Love y'all.

    N1nj4L1nk

    They broke up dude :(

    Ian Fordyce

    Man, that just put a damper on my day.

    N1nj4L1nk

    Sorry buddy.

  47. Diego Lozano

    great song i would like to see a video

  48. angela mw

    This needs to play at my wedding reception.

  49. ROGER BANNERMAN

    I smell like regret and tequila. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  50. matsspringuel777

    Who'se listening in 2018?
    I'm born in the wrong ERA, Wanna go to the ERA of BHG!
    JimmyPop! already suggested you to so many festivals in Belgium, cmon man!

    N1nj4L1nk

    They split up in 2015.

    AwesomeDude272

    N1nj4L1nk What the hell!

  51. Stoopid Sarah

    I listen to this when I get drunk and cut..

    ROGER BANNERMAN

    Sarah Palmer1311 like cut a rug?

  52. Ookbars Lounge

    https://youtu.be/VFlCuZ4Uz_4 music video for this song

  53. Bush Wookie

    Love these guys

  54. AlphaBanjaxedBanshee

    I cried over this

  55. Nick Mayhem

    that sad moment you know that bloodhound gang may never get back together for 8 years sense they will only reform and tour once trump is out of the office

    Fioyl

    Nick Mayhem because evil Jared is a sperg

    Barry Bathwater

    LOL they are antitrump? perfect. antisocial sociopaths, i love them and their music, but they are absolutely prime sjw hypocrites. as abusive and sick as they are lmao

  56. Kizu mey

    JIMMY POP <33333333

  57. Caroline Appel

    finally, a song that accurately represents my life

  58. julia

    The Bloodhound Gang's lyrics are the most amazing thing on this planet

  59. Corey White

    its a story of two kids in high school in the 80s who are both loners who be come best friends

    Joeys right hand squeeze

    CW Games oh I thought it was about hipsters trying to be 80's esque

    Corey White

    that just what i see in my head...

    Joeys right hand squeeze

    CW Games well fuck yo head

  60. Kristian Carvajal

    Truly an underrated band... I will NEVER forget the first time I heard Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss, ever since then I've been a hardcore Bloodhound Gang fan. I would do ANYTHING to see this band live. It's a shame how people don't give these guys a chance I mean yeah their lyrics are a little over the top but all In all they're catchy as hell and HILARIOUS. Jimmy Pop Is a lyrical genius. I don't care if people think I'm over rating these guys but they deserve that kind of praise if you ask meX) I really hope this Isn't their last album I mean it's their first one in a decade for crying out loud that's kindve a long time...

    Jhappy11

    Saw them in 2006 with electric eel shock (the band in the stall in un tiss) it was my favorite show I have ever seen.

    colin munro

    Best live band I've ever seen LIVID FESTIVAL 93 ROYAL SHOWGROUNDS BRISBANE AUSTRALIA.

  61. Steve Smith

    Damn man Jimmy pop's got all his facts👍:) it's awsome

  62. skinny720

    "I'll be in the car"

  63. casper heyzeus

    probably the best song on the album

    B P

    Really like bring the party to you- "Here comes trouble shut the front door. You need to not give a shit a little more. Tomorrow's not here and yesterday's gone- it's half past f*kin with the caps lock on"

    DJD -Fect

    Thats saying a lot cuz i like alot of the songs on this album. Cant listen to it enough

  64. nathan daniels

    And I dOnce.

  65. nathan daniels

    Why don't the bands I like headline stadiums every night? Super-sad for the public, good for me cuz I get to walk right up to the stage and say Hi. Jimmy Pop is pop genius. Check out The Jasons before they blow up or just play in Europe like the Ramones and every other awesome band no one appreciates until they're dead. Americans are such automatons. We make the best music, snowboard the best and play the best poker. Everyone else in the world copies the artists/trend setters from here yet the general public can't do diddly without a go ahead.
    But on the flip side, without strife, art sucks pretty bad. Example, go to an art Fair in Portland, Where the weather is mild and no one gives you grief for being yourself. Then go to Minneapolis, where the weather is atrocious and it's pseudo-progressive(basically the bible belt in disguise) and the art is phenomenal.

  66. neil martin

    spill my beer [email protected] S*&t

  67. Nettled Ned Flanders

    What album is this from?

    African Drone Rookie

    Their new one. Chew Toy I think.

    Nettled Ned Flanders

    Awesome

    ann thrax

    the album is called "Hard Off"

  68. Chronica

    Is this the guy from Nsync?

    empire

    haha yeah

  69. Chronica

    Why is this so pleasing to listen to?

    Cherry Voodoo

    It's one of the more melodic/harmonizing songs on the album... it has that Weezer-esque nerd-rock feel combined with 80's-esque synth keyboards to create an ironically edgy-esque danceable song-esque that is cool per se-esque?

    Every song on this album is a parody of another song/artist, I'm pretty sure. This one is definitely Billy Idol esque, no? Per-se

    Kms

    hehe u sed per se that's ass in finnish

    Derek Barton

    Cherry Voodoo on point like a thumb tack!

    초승달

    im legit on my 50th listen in 2 days, something about the synth and harmony makes me really just keep playing this over and over, lol.

    Bob Bob

    This song talks about how you see yourself vs how people really see you and how it doesnt matter seriously this song is so amazing to me

  70. _realistic_

    does dancing on the cieling mean suicide, or am i drunk?

    PunkRockZombie205

    No, it means he's a vampire

    pixiecat_running

    It's a reference to an old song "Dancing on the ceiling" just like "Dancing in the Dark" and "Dancing with myself" would be my guess :)

    Capnsensible80

    ^ Spot on.  It's an old Lionel Ritchie song

    Nico Ragua

    Also dancing in the dark is a Bruce Springsteen song
    And dancing with myself is a song by Billy Idol

  71. snuegliffer

    Just reading the lyrics on azlyrics. Then this YouTube link showed up.

  72. JollyHell

    Wow. Coachella Please

  73. Lee Davis

    I would  kill for you

  74. Jack Tripper

    this song has grown on me, good song!

  75. Chennel Love

    yes yes yes but jimmy is dead so he would not be able to be in the vidoe

  76. HeathenVaeltaja

    but that spells bitch!

  77. Rudy Murphy

    joey fat one. so cool.

  78. Lauta xd

    i love this song

  79. P33W33

    Damn copyright barriers restricting content to countries that aren't Russia or China

  80. Witty Name

    This song is catchy as hell.

  81. CryYourselfToAsh

    can't believe these sad fucks still write music.

  82. Wanded

    Great song and albums,any clips for them underway?:}

  83. Копченый Бармалей

    Годнота! Продолжайте в том-же духе

  84. Jan Sloane

    Like the lyrics! This is a good one, prefer it to their previous few songs. Nice one!

  85. Boyd Clark

    LOVE THESE CUNCE DRUNK.yEAH BOI

  86. Gus Rudder

    awesome! I follow their work since the bad touch and I like it!

  87. Ian Honour

    How come these new Bloodhound tracks have so few views? Below 60.000 for a band as big as them is nothing.

    jerry beals

    +revivedfears perhaps it was like the near decade of nothing really new,  it alienated a huge fan base due to people just forgetting who they were.

  88. Brice Jackson

    63,000 VIEWS WHAT A FUCKING JOKE N'SYNC'S JOEY SHOULD HAVE THIS ALONE.

  89. esteban teran

    han vuelto los mejores!!!

  90. metroidguy

    Love this song

  91. Tracy S

    excited for a tour!! they are a badass band!

  92. thetrolloflife

    Thanks Jimmy. Even though I love your hip hop/rap..this is great too. You have the voice of an angel.

  93. ARTANE01

    Finally a song in the old Bloodhound Gang style...Wouldn't it be nice if Lupus played some guitar here and there? I Thought they would have hired another guitarist but can't hear enough guitars so far.

  94. Caleb Craig

    You dance like those essholes I see...

  95. NTST PLAYER

    I smell like regret and tequila haha

  96. boxcarracer182

    AWESOME!

  97. Томас Здесь

    Тили, тили, трали-вали это мы не проходили, это нам не задавали.

  98. M O V I E S

    i always felt that people really never truly listened to the genius that is bloodhound gang. like people just couldn't "get it".

    Dennis Makowski

    They were amazing !!!!!! Me and my inner circle definitely got it !!!!!!!

    Neyonius

    @Laura Ponikelska Altogether Ooky is another great example.

    Edward Zoravarian

    Definitely that is clean perfect truth

    Stephan Beekhuis

    @AlphaBanjaxedBanshee hahaha what a reply. Totally agree