Bloodhound Gang - The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey Lyrics




Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey
Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see
I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?

The new things
10, shit, 9, fuck, 8, cunt and 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, bitches
Almost the end of the song
Go, go, go, go crash bitches hell you made us stop

The song let's start again up, down the Jersey continues
Still alone, off the bar, locked in a cage alone in the 10 10
(10 10)
Coolest things about New Jersey that's all goodbye





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  1. Big Guy

    4:33 got fucking usurped. Goodbye, "You Suffer - But Why?".

  2. Chris Grosey

    Love this song so many good vibes

  3. Shawn Hernandez

    Well it's not silent, it's like some fizzy noise lol

  4. HgihAsFcuk

    Why are there lyrics to this?? I never noticed before.
    "Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey
    Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see
    I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?


    The new things
    10, shit, 9, fuck, 8, cunt and 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, bitches
    Almost the end of the song
    Go, go, go, go crash bitches hell you made us stop


    The song let's start again up, down the Jersey continues
    Still alone, off the bar, locked in a cage alone in the 10 10
    (10 10)
    Coolest things about New Jersey that's all goodbye"

  5. Daniel Francella

    their funniest song. 10 coolest things about New Jersey. 10 seconds of silence

  6. Eska14

    Good, but not really my thing. I give it 4/20

  7. MTRA

    Can you buy this on iTunes?

  8. TerribleToxic

    im so dumb lmfao i thought my cd was fucked i never got the joke until now

  9. GamerZero

    10 REAL coolest things about New Jersey:
    1-Camp Crystal Lake.
    2-Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
    3-The Sopranos.
    4-Megas XLR.
    5-Coneheads.
    6-Amityville.
    7-The Toxic Avenger.
    8-The View-Askewniverse.
    9-James "Shredder" Avery.
    10-James "AVGN" Rolfe.

  10. Sagacious Evangelist

    Too long!

  11. Niratz

    Best song ever 😍

  12. Arstellum

    this is a great song 🍆

  13. Finn Wethall

    Rip headphone users

    Brandon Nguyen

    Finn Wethall I put this in full blast in ear phones

  14. trevisz 182

    This is my favorite song!

  15. Dwight Letandre

    I went to a bloodhound gang concert once and Jimmy pop let me sing this live with him. best moment of my life.

  16. MrBlablablabla13

    lyrics?

  17. Ado

    Can confirm, NJ is the gayest state in the US.

  18. MrJo826

    My god. In all my life as a human being on this Earth, I can safely say this is the best piece of artistic and musical triumph. Mozart? Van Gogh? Beethoven? Those guys had no idea just how much expression and passion is shown throughout this song. This song encompasses us all. It shows us a reason, and strive to live.
    You will never, *never* find such an amazing piece of work such as this.

  19. matthewtrott

    what happens when content ID matches this song lol

  20. James Coble

    I just moved to New Jersey from New York City, and can confirm that this song has every single one of the coolest things about New Jersey.

  21. Kaydence Montgomery

    Is it true that you can only hear this song if you are straight?

    Asteria

    no. This has nothing to do with that.

    freebird9

    Actually it samples 10 seconds of Jon Cage's 4'33 without permission.

  22. trevisz 182

    My favorite song of all time!!!

  23. VioladorDeLaLey21

    Such a beautiful sound!

  24. Niilo

    so cool, one of my favorite songs!!

  25. Der Pimp im purple Pelzmantel

    Its even better when you listen to it while being stoned

    HgihAsFcuk

    Try having sex to this,, G O O D L U C K !

  26. Mundo Productions

    I told my band i wanted to cover this.....They said.."Okay" :3 

    Helium

    Ohhhhh it must perfekt

    MAANDTO

    +kilian Suzuya fan it mast bieh perfekt

  27. Peter Wahn

    Still better than a Justin Bieber song

    GamerZero

    Very little isn't.

  28. Tina Strauss

    Report this video for copyright shit xD

  29. Lukas Kuntz

    I love the part at 0:05 

    Helium

    I like 00:07

    Asteria

    I really enjoyed 0:02.

  30. Linuxdirk

    Must be awesome if played live!

  31. XPolarisXx

    someone got the lyrics of that song?

    Helium

    +AboboRules gg

    HgihAsFcuk

    I don't know why but after listening to going nowhere slow they're like fuck new jersey so i look up bloodhound gang new jersey and the lyrics to this song are below, not sure what the fuck but yup:


    "Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey
    Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see
    I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?


    The new things
    10, shit, 9, fuck, 8, cunt and 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, bitches
    Almost the end of the song
    Go, go, go, go crash bitches hell you made us stop


    The song let's start again up, down the Jersey continues
    Still alone, off the bar, locked in a cage alone in the 10 10
    (10 10)
    Coolest things about New Jersey that's all goodbye"

    Justin

    @NoFVCKSGiven ッ You misspelled " "

  32. Ritter derKokosnuss

    SILENCE I KILL YOU

  33. Max Godon

    This is such a beautiful Sound!

  34. Gunner Ginn

    This was before Giant Robots came out of Jersey.

  35. Bill Krayer,Jr.

    FUCK ALL Y'ALL HATERS!!YOU DON'T LIKE NJ?THEN ***DON'T*** ***EVER*** COME*** ***HERE*** STAY IN NEW JERK OR CONNECTICUNT OR WHEREVER YOUR FUCK-ASS PARENTS HAD YOU AT!!!WE DIDN'T ASK YOU TO COME HERE,SO STAY OUT AND KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELVES!!!

    NoahVN

    ey man can you just calm down

  36. Bill Krayer,Jr.

    I'M FROM N.J.!!!FUCK THEM FUCKERS!!!WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO THEM???(I will say "lap Dance...Crying" is hilarious!!!)

    NoahVN

    ey man can you just calm down

    Mana Wordsworth

    Lmao they didn’t even have to say anything. Saying nothing at all and ur even more offended. Ahaha. I was born in jersey but everyone hates on Jersey Jersey fuckin sucks

  37. Mila Hurricanes

    The lyrics are pretty good, didn't know there was that much to do in New Jersey

  38. DoubleDKeys

    I think this song is written by Suicide Silence ;)

  39. Chrnan6710

    The Bloodhound Gang - Hooray for... dafuq

  40. Fixing The Story

    My new favorite song :)

  41. Mum2Boys

    and the moral is:

    there is nothing good about new jersey

    PTRK

    Mum2Boys from nj and I agree

  42. Videophilmer

    watch out, they will sue you for copyright infringement!

  43. BornIn Babylon

    MORTEN!

  44. DaveMcIroy

    Fair to me.

  45. CASTRADOMIS

    So true hahahahahaha.

  46. And One Hundred

    @TheHawkzGaming oh wow, i just checked now and realized when i... legally...downloaded the album, that track didnt download

  47. TheHawkzGaming

    @AndOneHundred Becuase this is on one of the bloodhound gang's CD's. That's what it is from.

  48. And One Hundred

    why is the pic bloodhound gang?

  49. CitySkin09

    Who the fuck is going to buy this one song on Amazon??

    John Burns

    CitySkin09
    I'd be that guy

  50. Amberlynn Stowers

    10 people have never been to Jersey.

  51. JarrickZeroOfficial

    That is so fucked up

  52. BobxRawks

    @eastcoastallday1 Ew...

    lmao, I live in A.C and all thats here is Hookers , gamblers and drug dealers. xD

  53. middlschool ragret

    LOL, this is so true it's almost not funny....almost ;D

  54. Ibn Khairuddeen (ابن خير الدين الألباني)

    every word of this song speaks the truth..

  55. KillerHelix

    @AimlessWeek Shut up and enjoy the song guys.

  56. Christian Meston

    @Sominja no its a joke :P

  57. georg junior Schroller

    da kommt nichts ^^

  58. Tim Moore

    I cant stomp bumpin this shit

  59. Destinee Devina

    Im from jersey and i must say i agree

  60. Sominja

    am i supposed to hear anything?^^

  61. exiledPostman

    old bhg > new bhg

  62. Ricardo Portes

    I have to learn the lyrics

  63. InternetLad

    @AimlessWeek he is right though, it's loud static not silence.

  64. KillerHelix

    This actually makes good sense. There's nothing good about New Jersey.

  65. Ibn Khairuddeen (ابن خير الدين الألباني)

    best song ever..love bloodhoung gang....and by the way the song speaks for itself...it's the truth...

  66. theme542

    # 1 is so funny

  67. punkwasher

    Duh, there is NOTHING good about new Jersey

  68. leoniedesrosiers

    oh this is SO gonna be my new ringtone!

  69. Todd Sigeti

    If this video isn't in 1080p it isn't worth watching. Fuck lower qualities.

  70. theultimaterom

    That is genius.

  71. Deacon Wolf

    I LOVE playing this song on Guitar Hero!

    I have a hard time with the guitar solo at 0:04 though.

  72. Julian24151

    lol I know he tried to diss jersey because hes from Philly oh well, i really dont care even though i live in NJ

  73. DM Meagher

    Number 4 was the funniest

  74. iChooseToBeHappy

    I absolutely love this song<3333
    :D:D:D
    I have to laugh SO much XD

  75. kingnips30

    I'm gonna try to learn how to play the drums in this, it might take a while though, sounds really hard.

  76. Junior S

    If you search for lyrics to this song, you will find it.. You can't hear anything here, but why are there lyrics then??

  77. Anselmi Ojala

    like the bass in this one

  78. Benjamin

    @JakobRobert00 SHIT youre clever

  79. Morten Giese

    @JakobRobert00 :D

  80. Jack42

    @FirsZ there is no sound. now i understood too that the joke is that there aren´t andy cool things about new jersey and so its 10 seconds of silence.

  81. Luke Skysurfer

    love it

  82. Jack42

    @iChocolateGirl no i really dont hear anything

  83. Morten Giese

    @iChocolateGirl I'm jealous :D

  84. Jack42

    he wtf? i cant hear anything

  85. Raymond Smith

    great song =)