Bloodhound Gang - Magna Cum Nada Lyrics




Why try? I'm that guy
Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of "Seinfeld"
Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross"
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck

Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President, owner of "Hustler"
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends, Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck.





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Bloodhound Gang Magna Cum Nada Comments
  1. guitarslinger213

    Heathers, Glengarry Glenross, Catcher in the Rye, Seinfeld, Pepsi Challenge, Ghostbusters, etc.. The references are like my youth summed up.

  2. Francine Smith

    Why try? I'm that guy
    Holden Caulfield from Catcher In The Rye
    Put away 'cause he wasn't all there
    Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
    Me to him not a liver but wurst
    Been much better off as a still birth
    Big let down unparalleled
    Like the last episode of Seinfeld
    Or Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross
    Pepsi Challenge took it lost
    Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
    Buttons pushed but never went off
    Like Martha I will self-destruct
    The names Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
    Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
    My future plans include not much

    Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
    Nothin' more than me
    Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
    Nothin' more than me
    Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
    Nothin' more than me
    Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be
    Most likely to suck

    want to be a Ghostbuster
    First black President owner of Hustler
    Got shot down like Larry Flint
    Felt like shit like a bowel movement
    Have you seen my will to live?
    Because I seem to have lost it
    Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
    Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
    Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
    Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
    Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
    See the future in the palm of my hand
    Psychic Friends Network loser
    Large phone bill in my very near future
    Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
    Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards

    Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
    Nothin' more than me
    Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
    Nothin' more than me
    Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be never gonna be
    Nothin' more than me
    Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be always gonna be
    Most likely to suck

    Most likely to suck
    Most likely to suck
    Most likely to suck
    Most likely to suck

  3. Jimmy Pop Is God

    Toxic shock syndrome gets more girls then me 😂

  4. Say Hello To The Robots

    The most motivating song ever

  5. Papa Joe

    What happened to this band they were hilarious, hard off took too long to come out, this and hefty fine are my favourites

  6. bobby mendoza

    My future plans include not much

  7. Dylon Strange

    Timeless classic

  8. Jonathan Scott

    Favorite part...!


    Wanna be a Ghostbuster
    First black President owner of Hustler
    Got shot down like Larry Flynt
    Felt like shit like a bowel movement
    Have you seen my will to live?
    Because I seem to have lost it
    Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
    Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
    Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
    Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
    Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
    See the future in the palm of my hand
    Psychic Friends Network loser
    Large phone bill in my very near future
    Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
    Play poker with a joker and some Uno cards

  9. Tamas Kajfis

    Good old days I missin it :(

  10. Hiei

    this song is about me when i try to clean my room in overcompensation of being a die-hard loser

  11. rozkrokokrok

    Its like Jimi Hendrix but little bit different

  12. Sgt. Baker

    Are the instrumentals giving anyone else a Static-X vibe?

  13. jerry hammond

    way under rated cool ass band

  14. Shannon Georgius

    Love them. Always a fan. Will be to the day I die. Go evil. See you in Germany.

  15. Goran Kostic

    best listen when you're young, and then listen it again in the 30s x)

    Yav Ivanov

    I'm doing it now, and you, my friend, are damn right!

    dm 88

    Fuck off man, listening to this masterpiece in my 30's with a glass of bourbon

    Lau Martínez

    Sounds even better at 32’s 🤟🏻

  16. All Things Random

    "Too real? Are we too real for people?"

  17. All Things Random

    one thing overlooked about this band is that Jim had some dark, deep, meaningful lyrics time and again. underground as they should be

    depression inc.

    this song is not really the greatest example of your point but you're still right

  18. ParadiXe311

    According to my 64yr old aunt, this is "slammy-bangy music," haha.

  19. Brandon Harrison

    1st time I heard Josh Locas's voice I thought he sounded like the singer of BG

  20. LiquidT3nsion

    lol this album is epic. God bless Hooray for boobies

    Neris Drawings

    +LiquidT3nsion I've been singin "uuh f*ck me amadeus" for YEARS! and today, while listening hooray for boobies I remember why... One time l listen HFB like everyday!
    so good times!
    so good album!

  21. NickisAwkward

    I don't think their intention was to ever become as big as they were. Most of the songs they made were just pointless juvenile acts. They did it on purpose, they were messing around. They had very few songs that actually were serious. It was almost like a parody of different genres. All in all, they are a fun band to listen to every now and then. Props to them.

    Twilight Abyss

    +oldcat7 I can totally understand your point of view, it makes sense. A group
    like this probably didn't want to become too mainstream or they would
    eventually be forced to conform and wouldn't be as funny or unique. I
    didn't really consider that in the past.

    J Coz

    You gotta be serious to be good? Getthefuckouttahere.

    Last First

    @J Coz No, but you gotta have a brain to understand the point made in the other comment.

  22. thomas turner

    Both your comments are SO true

  23. Twilight Abyss

       Totally, honestly these guys never got as big as they should have been.  But I guess that is the way it is.  Thoughtless repetitive stuff is more popular than well thought out stuff, because it's easier to remember and you don't have to think.  It's sad really

    Fokker TISM

    +Nightfall夕暮れ They got banned from Russia because their jew bassist Hennegan put the Russian flag down his pants at a gig in Ukraine.

    Internet Guy

    Fuck Russia anyway