Bloodhound Gang - I'm The Least You Could Do Lyrics




It always sucks refolding the kind of map
Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb

It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
As it don't take einstein to know that's just obscene but
It's been buck rogers' time since i hit other than rock bottom

Even the odds of having you against me
With your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like james brown

Street leagl whore hauling so much stunning ass
Sell yourself short like bridget at the bunny ranch
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I would still get screwed

I don't care if getting under someone that's
Beneath you fits the m.o. of conundrum as
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers

I aim to get a bang out of working your
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

If only

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?


When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?





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Bloodhound Gang I'm The Least You Could Do Comments
  1. MAZ 555

    "If Only".....aways get me

  2. Edward Zoravarian

    I felt in love listening to this song. With the girl that was always around me

  3. Олег Красноярск

    Просто. Охуенный. Трек. Фак ю, бритишь ! )))

  4. Bongtasia

    This Band is The Best Band Ever.. Playing'M at My Funeral xP

  5. Gokes93

    Ah yes... BHGs forgotten GOAT.

  6. Beastman Rules

    such a good song

  7. Jay Bunevich

    I am missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th...

  8. Mullah Osk

    Loved it first time!

  9. C RUX

    It comes to say that thanks to horrible parents girls become whores. And says thanks to them for creating that empty humans beings without self-steem
    But with poetry.
    Top 3 of BHG songs

  10. Augure 25

    BloodHoundGang IS america! greatest band ever.

    eПWordPass

    Hell yeah!

  11. Augure 25

    I'm not Amrican or English so… but he said at 1.35: stritly a whore???

  12. Brandon Bruce-Lund

    Enemey. U all r. Dead .

  13. Mamashmeeky

    Best song on the album

  14. derunbekanntesoldat

    very good

  15. Paul Espunkt

    'If only life were as easy as you'
    ... awesome...

  16. Christine Perron

    This song is so hypnotizing.

  17. Ariel Paige

    Jack...

  18. Retro Relics

    3:30 that drum hit a few seconds later omg

  19. billy bob

    I took a dump in my hand

  20. harybals molto bals

    mancate tanto porco dio ...mancate tanto..jim sei un pezzo di cazzo

  21. Chris Reynolds

    I'm the least you could do if only life were as easy as you I'm the least you could do oh yeah If Only Life were as easy as you I would still get screwed

  22. Joey Sky

    uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

  23. Chris Grondin

    Like Bridgett at the Bunny Ranch doing a horse..the satisfaction of being found

    rodney dheel

    All fours.....getting fouled

  24. קיריל סגדין

    Like so much the rock with the electro

  25. David Bundzel

    Great song

  26. Tim M

    This is in their top 5 for me

  27. GrammarBolshie

    It always sʌcks refoldĩng dhe kind of mæp
    Ńēēdød whεn I gεt stʌck whεre dhe sʌn don/t šhine, dhe fæct
    Is if i jʌst šhʌt ʌp, my rʌbbøred stæmp could flæg you æs dʌmb
    It ajn/t yōūr mind you/re givĩng me æ piece of
    Æs it don/t take Ajnštajn to knōw dhat/s jʌst obscêne, bʌt
    It/s been Bʌck Яαgers' time since I hit odher dhan rαck bαttøm
    Evøn dhe αdds of hævĩng you agâînst me
    Widh yōūr crαtčhlεss džihād αn blūē balls, êvidøntly
    Δre all mighty good gαd, so Angel Dʌst my soul like James Brown
    Sťreet legøl whōre, haulĩng so mʌčh stʌńńing æss
    Sεll yōūrsêlf šhort like Bridžet æt dhe Bʌnny Яænčh
    Do it all fōūrs, dhe satisfacťion of gεttĩng fouled
    I/m dhe lēāsť you could do
    If only life wœre æs ēāsy æź you
    I/m dhe lēāsť you could do
    Ow, yεah, if only life wœre æs ēāsy æź you
    I would still gεt scrēwed
    I don/t care if gεttĩng ʌndør sʌmeone dhat/s
    Benēāth you fits dhe M∴O∴ of conundžrum, æs
    You rεckøned dhis wʌs jʌst æ fæncy wœrd før rʌbbørs
    I ajm to gεt æ bãng out of wœrkĩng yōūr
    Weak spαt dhat sεts dhe bαr so low, jʌst nœrve cæn score
    Widh no respêct since αddly dangør fēels like pay dœrt
    I/m dhe lēāsť you could do
    If only life wœre æs ēāsy æź you
    I/m dhe lēāsť you could do
    Ow, yεah, if only life wœre æs ēāsy æź you
    AJ/M ÐØ LĪSŤ JU KUD DU
    YF OWNLI LAJF WŒЯ ÆZ ĪZI ÆŹ JU
    AJ/M ÐØ LĪSŤ JU KUD DU
    OW, JƐØ, YF OWNLI LAJF WŒЯ ÆZ ĪZI ÆŹ JU
    If only
    Whεn my fʌmblĩng breaks you, ¿šhould
    I thãnk yōūr dæd før dhe dæmaged goods?
    VVVƐN MAJ FΛMBØLĨИ BЯEJKS JU, ¿ŠUD
    AJ ÞÃИK JŌЯ DÆD FØЯ ÐØ DÆMØĎD GUDZ?
    Whεn my fʌmblĩng breaks you, ¿šhould
    I thãnk yōūr dæd før dhe dæmaged goods?
    VVVƐN MAJ FΛMBØLĨИ BЯEJKS JU, ¿ŠUD
    AJ ÞÃИK JŌЯ DÆD FØЯ ÐØ DÆMØĎD GUDZ?

  28. Trea Colon

    I'm 21 and I've been a die hard Bloodhound Gang my entire life. Even at a young age I could understand their lyrics were pure poetry. Vulgar poetry but poetry none the less

    OIFIIIOIF07-09 VET

    I'm 33 and still listen to them.

    Gary Flaherty

    I agree

    Nasty Bedazzler

    My pals and I are pushing 40 and I swear theres not a time every couple of months we start quoting One Fierce Beer Coaster we were obsessed with it in the 90s.... especially the song Boom. The lyrics are just so clever I feel like it never got the attention it deserved. Vanilla Ice no joke slayed it on that track

    Khione Brusotti

    21? Bruh I'm 18 and I've been chilling to this since I was in my carseat lol

    hermine. kglr

    Im a 16 yo german girl and im the same opinion for some weird reason :D

  29. Alpha Cure Mom

    Just discovered the song, this is fucking amazing

  30. Jonny Bailey

    This is a good song to go Super Saiyan to

  31. Jeff Hossburner

    Catchy ass tune.

  32. Brad Dosch

    whos Listening in 2028

  33. Elliott Chan

    this song plays in the back of my head when I hang out with a girl and try to hit on her .

  34. Lurch685

    Is it strange that a song about wanting a hooker to shit on you is an oddly beautiful song?

  35. Lurch685

    Is it strange that a song about wanting a hooker to shit on you is an oddly beautiful song?

    RankCanBleedToo

    Joey's SexyLover It inspired my bowels......

    Deleted Account

    They have an entire song about innuendos for sex

    Joni Hanski

    @Deleted Account They have their entire band formed around innuendos for sex

    TheBaioken

    Where you got that from. No, I dont think its that. Just about a low self esteem groupie.

  36. Broc felix

    Jesus brought me here

    Taneal Newman

    Broc felix gross.

  37. GhoulLette Projects

    if I was you pop and those guys bullied me I would just take it. saw you in suicide squad. so hot. <3

    GhoulLette Projects

    Captain Boomerang. joke

    Mighty Raccoon

    terrible joke tbh

  38. Bryan Cloutier

    Yeah, you are right, Jimmy. Fuck bitches.

  39. Buriedwithdrawingpad

    Just discovered this song, completely in love

    agentorange313

    glad to hear

    Laet Nore

    Kills me,it took you till 3 years ago.,makes,me happy that yuve prob been listening to since lol

  40. Gnathorn

    Good song, but I like Resilar better^^

  41. Robin

    I always played this song on my mp3-player when I was about to visit my girlfriend.

    LonghairedDemon

    you may have to explain "mp3-player" here:
    a device, like your smartphone, that doesn't have internet access but a cache for mp3 music files (unbeliviebale (fuck english spelling) but true ;)

    big butts27 27

    @LonghairedDemon basically a little music device I know what it is

    Nasty Bedazzler

    whats an mp3 player lol

  42. Adam Mann

    This is the best Bloodhound Gang song, it should be a huge hit

    The GEnious Gamer

    it's the only song where they really got the eurodance/metal mix right

    Вадим Варченко

    Hello. I don't know English so well and translator can't help me. I ask you to explain me the lyrics, please. Because I hear only something
    viscous inside and slowly eating you up like a longing for the past. I really want that you help me. Thank's and take care

    Alex White

    I like right turn Clyde

    MAZ 555

    Not only that ...its one of the greatest songs ever to me..got me through a lot

  43. anon ymous

    nothing short of amazing.  underrated as fuck no doubt.

  44. MattHumanPizza

    One of my favorite bloodhound gang songs, next to 'no hard feelings'

    Wesley Mitchell

    MattHumanPizza

    purchase a vendor license

    Phantom Frost

    Wooo comments are so intricate today

    pumaklee

    enter the complain enter not of hire born this way sport

    Halo Jones

    Do I smell butthurt? Mine’s Dimes atm: It’s hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude :)

    Laet Nore

    Aint,my,job 😒

  45. All You Can Stomach Productions

    This song is my life pretty much. Sad yet funny.

  46. Сергей Пахомов

    УРУРУРУРУРУ

  47. Krafter10

    This is the best Bloodhound Gang song ever!

  48. Sienna626

    me too dude, it's my favorite album of theirs.

  49. PixelAndrew

    If it's not being listened, what is the meaning?

  50. Sienna626

    This is my all time favorite song by The Blood Hound Gang, It's weird to describe this song as beautiful but it is in my opinion. They piano is beautiful and the lyrics are perfect. The Blood Hound Gang is truly an amazing fan they go from rapping (Mope) to screamo (Yummy Down On This) to this..and it's fucking amazing :) I will always be a huge fan :)

    Артём Голубев

    Sienna626 это шикарный комментарий.

  51. Sienna626

    I totally agree dude :D

  52. grilledchzsammy

    brilliant song, amazing sound fusion with great lyrics, not many songs like this one.

  53. pischgen27

    the best shit of blood hound gang :D

  54. TooLameToDie

    Like a cheap mexican abortion that involves tequila and a pinata stick? Yeah, that could be pretty funny.

  55. Jordan Gaul

    Unfortunately this song is so underrated. The lyrics and meaning behind the song are fantastic, too bad it's not being listened to properly.

  56. TheOffenderBlog

    Is it still a troll if that thought made me laugh?

  57. dregs.

    Troll level: God tier.

  58. TheOffenderBlog

    You know what is hilarious? Fucking a nun, talking her into an abortion, then dumping her.

  59. FS. SKYE

    love this song

  60. Little Leigh

    ABD! Love this song! You fricking spud. USA.. (facepalm) what a fucking joke.

  61. Little Leigh

    Lol.. I think you are missing a BIG point here.

  62. Ganti :D

    Hey Guys! I'll be working to upload more music soon!

  63. Ganti :D

    thx C:!

  64. brayvo777

    stupid lyrics, everything else is good

  65. 1thatswatshesaid

    only Jimmy Pop! can come up with such an awesome way of saying something so clever make it sound so right. one of my fav band for sure!!

  66. 1thatswatshesaid

    if only,

  67. PyJIoH AбоеB

    Love this song!

  68. PyJIoH AбоеB

    Can someone explain me what obaut song is? Sense? Plaese, try do it as simply as possible. My english are not such good. Thanks

    Bradley Peacock

    Haha...

    RenZu

    Its about a douche bag hooker and his beloved cheap whore

  69. Jose M

    they really are underestimated

  70. Jack Rowan

    do you mean underrated?

  71. Ariciul Canalelor - Dinu AGx

    where ever i go people allways play that crap (parties, pubs etc) but no other song when there are many other like dis one FAR BETTER! :D

  72. Mundo Productions

    such a genius song..and so underrated..i personally think it's better than the bad touch.

  73. Nickey Ramone RUS

    Really great song, INGENIOUS!

  74. Robin

    Brings back so many good memories!

  75. Twan Wright

    Yeah my apologizes. I don't think I was paying attention to what I was saying. AHAHA.

  76. Jack Rowan

    do you mean underrated???

  77. Partykurt

    Ah, decent quality, awesome!

  78. Twan Wright

    Bloodhound Gang! This song is so underestimated!