Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah Lyrics




Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God





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Bloodhound Gang Hell Yeah Comments
  1. insomnom nomnia

    What. The. Fuck.

  2. Trantor The Troll

    This song is VASTLY Under-rated lol

  3. Ben Siener

    Would I be a good messiah with my low self esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?

  4. Alien Hero

    "I can't believe it's not butter I'll sing as I'm flogged...

  5. martin evensen

    Are there any porn actresses in this video. What are their names. Thought i saw carmella bing. I like her

  6. SunandChrome

    I want a pair of those sunglasses!

  7. By GINOMOTO

    invasion los angeles

  8. Moka Malta

    ♪ ♫ ♪"So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven
    your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
    With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
    You just can't teach an old God new tricks" ♪ ♫ ♪

  9. Snow Goose

    They Live!

  10. Redline

    Great Music. Great Lyrics. Great Band.

  11. Bo Do

    It's been those damn sexy women all along.

  12. JOKERBONA 2

    somebody know cast of video?

  13. Steve Reynaud

    And in the end, he was assimilated.

  14. Terry Johnson

    I swear that's Stephen Crowder!

    glenneth kenneth

    Dude it has to be.

    Terry Johnson

    @glenneth kenneth glad someone else thinks so

    5putput

    Was searching through the comments for confirmation on that... (And it's Steven btw)

  15. Victor Hugo Arvizu Rubio

    2019🔥✌🏼

  16. John Nava

    tube socks and flipflops? What's wrong with that? Asking for a friend yo

  17. zeitok8

    this is awesome, as a fan never knew ta video for hell yeah exist

  18. Erich Fourteen

    And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross,
    I'll tell them i found Jesus that should throw them off!
    he goes by the name Hesus and steals upcaps from cars,
    oh Hesus can Ì borrow your crowbar?

    ... the bridge is the best part ;)

    Ben Siener

    Err all that changes with the Spanish Jesus is the pronunciation.

  19. Private User

    Hollywood is full of grannies. Life is not what it seems with the 33 up your butt

  20. Just Me

    The section that starts "And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross......" is a total rip off of the chorus of Happy Boy by The Bolshoi
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDjYnwNN3A8

  21. radrcer

    This vid deserves an oscar.

  22. Private User

    Just like watching tv and Hollywood. Traps all around

  23. Roseann Rogers

    Jimmy pop best rapper ever!

  24. SANITIZED, INC.

    THEY LIVE!

  25. 2 stroke Smoke

    He got hair just like me

  26. Boobswithwings.com

    Heck the eff yeah!

  27. Lola Wie

    Best song of BG

  28. AngryMonkeyification

    I AM THE 666TH SUBSCRIBER!

  29. David Serkland

    Is this a real video?

  30. BlackVirtue

    Fucking great song in all respects.

  31. Just Jess

    really?? they knew. this video proves it. most celebs know the occult.

  32. Eric Morse

    Lol and death

  33. Christopher Kirby

    Jimmy pop came here for two reason...to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and he’s all out of bubble gum.

  34. MAKO FOREVR

    Does the lead singer kind of sound like keith morris to anyone else?

  35. Trevor Carey

    55 people want to go to heaven.

  36. JPEG prod.

    лол, русский канал

  37. Jason D

    Thou shall not make a Fast and the Furious 9...but you know they will.

  38. t0ny1189

    I know this isn't the real music video for this song but it kind of makes sense to me somehow...

  39. Fahri Akalin

    Does anybody remember the *OBAMA GIRL* ?!
    That's HER!! That's the OBAMA GIRL @ 2:30

  40. wraithkin

    quomodo pulchras frustra habet claudus tibias sic indecens est in ore stultorum parabola

    ego autem dico vobis quia omnis qui irascitur fratri suo reus erit iudicio qui autem dixerit fratri suo racha reus erit concilio qui autem dixerit fatue reus erit gehennae ignis

  41. James Costello

    radio bam opening

  42. MC Confusing

    They Live

  43. Pill Cosby and The Roofies

    Kiss me where it smells funny is a better song then this one.

    Erika marie

    you mean than?

    Pill Cosby and The Roofies

    Erika Demuth no I mean then

  44. Ryan giessel

    he should have hit one of the cops with a coconut

  45. TheCactusCooler

    his name's Jesus and he steals hubcaps from cars

  46. Andrzej Olejnik

    Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
    We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah

    If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
    Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

    If I were God thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols
    And thou shalt add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
    Thou shalt make fun of Hindus thou shalt not make a "Speed 2"
    If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah

    If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
    Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

    If I were God thou shalt not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
    Thou shalt sit and thou shalt spin thou shalt even wife swap
    Thou shalt resist the Olsen Twins, thou shalt not cut "Footloose"
    If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah
    Hell yeah

    And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
    I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
    He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
    Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
    To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
    Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
    "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
    Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
    So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
    Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
    With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
    You just can't teach an old God new tricks
    But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
    If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
    Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
    Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

  47. JumpingJim Rivers

    My Childhood! Great Song !! 👍👍

  48. About The Young Idea

    i feel good

  49. Ben Joseph

    this the result of toxic religion...

  50. Padraig Cronin

    These guys are masterly wordsmiths.

  51. Jason Vaughan

    The guy in this looks identical to the comedian Jimmy Carr #shitfact

  52. Connie Smith

    If I were God I would chew bubblegum.

  53. Garrett Boyd

    how many know what movie this is from

  54. Nate Higgers

    What movie is the music video is based off of?

  55. SoIoCreep

    If I were god I'd bring back Rowdy Roddy Piper.

    Dredbeauty Andrea

    Hell yeah

    Dominic Morales

    The Maniac!

    Private User

    Pipers pit stop bring back. Owned mechanic shop in Portland

  56. Kenneth Matthew

    if I were god they'd be no A even little girls would sport double Ds

    Danny Gantz

    Kenneth Matthew what????

    Just Jess

    lavender. loser.

    Christina Genetic Angel Sneed

    God needs help in this paradox from bear boyfriend. Thanks, bear girl

    hunap

    that doesn't fit

  57. Kenneth Matthew

    if I were god I'd bring back Tupac and biggie and make them have an epic rap battle.
    if I were god I'd change history by dropping a piano on JFK's head.

    FirstWorldGamer

    Kenneth Matthew he who was in thy bush shall let go of the rope

  58. Kenneth Matthew

    I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum

    Pagan Patriot

    Kenneth Matthew that's nice

    Pill Cosby and The Roofies

    Kenneth Matthew they live

  59. midwaygamer98118

    this is a parody of they live

  60. esbeekay

    Is this really the official video?

    Hassad Abbass

    Hell yeah

  61. Louis Minett

    This video is deep as fuck, think about it .. I mean it's a parody of 'They Live' but goddamn, think about the context of that ending.

    Louis Minett

    Just watched it again, this is LGBT as fuck now that I think about it .. xD

    Louis Minett

    Plot twist, this guy is Brucelynn Jenner

    Joe Mama

    'Deep as fuck' lmao

  62. SligitySlone

    heavens no, hell ya

  63. Jamie Linsell

    what movie is this sending up? ive seen this scene done before with less fun

    SoIoCreep

    They Live

  64. Chesley Gibbons

    This video reminds me of 2016. Weirdest year EVER

  65. Brad Derks

    One of the Bloodhound Gangs best songs!😎✌

  66. dang9669

    Brilliant, mah man!'

  67. DanyGallegos

    this is official????

  68. Robert Carpenter

    I've never heard this song until recently. I'm loving the bass line at the end.

    Der Sonntagsgamer

    Yes, this bass line is quite haunting

  69. Katie Farmer

    I stage managed a production of Godspell in college and the director added Jesus's resurrection for the finale. I tried to convince her to approve Jesus wearing a t-shirt that said "Crucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" when he came back. No one else thought it was funny.

  70. Broc felix

    "if I don't believe in my self would it be blasphemy?"


    FUCKING CLASSIC

    Roman Fox

    These guys just pack their songs with clever stuff.

    MattChez

    "If I were god I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything...."

    My favourite line personally.

  71. _Persephone_

    I love that Jimmy Pop was very matter of fact about advertising and gender.

  72. без творчества ツ

    HELL YEAH!!!

  73. DORIAN HORN

    Best Shit Ever!!!

  74. Ron Burgandy

    This is basically deleted scenes from "They Live" lol

  75. Chronica

    one of the cops is pretty cute though

    Richard D

    the dark haired one with tig bitties?

    Chronica

    No it's actually the one with flattest tits

    fr3aky0u

    +End my Life lol i was just listing chicks with small tits i would sleep with last night. gwen stafani #1

  76. JumpingJim Rivers

    I miss the 90´s ! Also in 2016 I hear this good music !

    Dor Grinch

    2019! 😉👌

  77. Martijn Post

    If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Haha

  78. TeenageMutantNeckTurtle

    “Dhey Live” (1988) meet dhat episode've Johnny Бravo шritten & directed бy Seth McFarlane

  79. Richard D

    alright let's be honest he was the hottest one

  80. ClassWarrior87

    Sounds so much like The Pixies. This is why people are going on about the 90s.

  81. buizyB

    I miss 90's early 2000' music. don't get me wrong I like music now a days but its not. the same

    Pill Cosby and The Roofies

    buizyB I agree 100%. some of the best concerts I've ever went too. I seen The Bloodhoundgang open up for Goldfinger. they came out all dressed up as Brittany Spears and they bet a fan $200 he couldn't drink a case of warm Dr. Pepper before their set was over without puking.

  82. Marc Jungk

    he fucked up three cops with ease

  83. Marc Jungk

    why is he dressed like someone in the 70ies

    Marc Jungk

    just sayin:_

    Eudamonic88

    Because They Live...

    Joshua Jones

    Somebody kill me, people are only getting dumber.

    Marc Jungk

    thanks..didnt know that_ well now i do..

  84. Jonathan Miller

    I would buy that glasses for 50,000 $

    Gert The Rude

    so ud pay 50,000$ to look like a woman (Y)

    Jonathan Miller

    @Josh Faulkner
    No, I would pay 50,000$ to make *every man* look like an attractive woman.

    TheCactusCooler

    Jonathan Miller *those

    Trantor The Troll

    @Vantasy Those got HIV. and Cocks between their legs.

  85. Spaghetti Westerns

    that reference though

  86. Blue C-ledge

    F'ing great video! HELL YEAH

  87. nailin18

    2:31 That's Amber Lee Ettinger there, that's Obama Girl, from where this video is from? I mean this is not an official video for the song, at least I don't think it is, it looks more recent than the song that is from 1999 too.

    FrozenLavaDragonProd

    +nailin18
    This video is from Armand Van Helden - Into Your Eyes, according to another commentor.

    nailin18

    @FrozenLavaDragonProd Thanks for the info.

  88. larry smith

    if I were god there would be no explicit sex on tv

    Joe Mac

    +larry smith aunt bee

  89. Sebastian Di

    HELL YEA! :D 4:01 him against the cops LOL

    Sebastian Di

    @*****
    HELL IS HELL! CHEERS!

    Jonathan Miller

    +Sebastian Di
    Especially the third one, which he only touches gently on the shoulder...

    Sebastian Di

    @Jonathan Miller
    lol yes i see! Ya damn right buddy!

  90. Mr Metalhed -

    Aahh good memories from a childhood that did not suck 👍👍

  91. Jayna Danos

    Blood houn gang a striped

  92. SinistrariKHS

    Now this is a remake of "They Live" that I could really enjoy. Where can I get a pair of those glasses?!

  93. Eggnchips123

    THEY LIVE!!!!!!!!

  94. Krzysztof Indelak

    Times when VIVA used to play good music...

    90's kid here

  95. thedrew4you

    Now there's an alien invasion I believe we can all live with! Great mix. Repsect the Piper!

  96. Pušpo Kámen

    VIVA ! My 90's childhood..

    Scott Lavender

    Didn't this album come out in 2000 or 2001?

    Masked Hobo

    +Scott Lavender Released on October 4, 1999, in Europe and February 29, 2000, in the US.

  97. David R. T

    Does not fit the song in any way

    Beer baron

    +David R. T Just noticed it from another comment. This song doesn't have a music video. Someone just replaced the audio. Just search "Armand Van Helden - Into Your Eyes"

    The Censorious Critic

    +Beer baron thanks

  98. Boyd Clark

    CRACKING TUNE DUDES

  99. RandomVideoCircus

    This is one of their best songs, does anyone know who the female cop actresses are at the end?

    Awesome Star Wars Stop Motions and Other Random Videos

    What album is this on?

    spongebobbette23

    +Awesome Star Wars Stop Motions and Other Random Videos Hell Yeah is on the album Hooray for Boobies!

    Suffa

    +RandomVideoCircus I don't know who they are, but they can beat me up any day.

  100. Michelle Probst

    He's dressed like I think Rowdy Piper from wwf at the time. it was a movie that Piper was in where he wore sunglasses that showed aliens it was a cheesy movie but fun to watch