Bloodhound Gang - Chew Toy Lyrics




Woah-Oh-oh,
Woah-Oh-oh.
[x4]

Can't by love so let's just make it.
Jealous of your dog cause he's seen you naked.
I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya.
Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how we're gonna
Role play, The Color Purple, do shit you'd read in Trent Reznor's journal.
Fuck to the sound of a zombie choir, till your private parts look like they've been in a fire.
Turned on, but it feels so wrong, like when you relate to a NickelBack song.
Inhibition is gone with the blinds drawn, but you don't mind doing it with the lights on.
Cause I bet the kind of love that you make to a man would look good as a mural on my uncles van.
He rents to own lend me his cologne, now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone.

You make me Looney Tunes,
I hallucinate.
When I see you,
I see steak.

Smirk, nod, wet my lips like when a black running-back knows how great he is.
With an amazing win, back in a stadium full of motherfuckers that regret trading him.
But I digress, Why's your dress not on the floor? Thighs and breasts make the best fried chicken but yours
Made the bucket list, don't know what the fuck that is, something like a dying wish.
Wish I was dying with you on top of me like a fraction.
A 10 that's over 18 can't do the math then, cram time, you got behind, let me school that butt like it's Columbine.
So fine, like Charlie Brown's hair. Out to get you over hear and in your underwear.
Hit that pussy at home, like a predator drone. Now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone.

You make me Looney Tunes,
I hallucinate.
When I see you,
I see steak.

My jaw hit the floor as someone played the trumpet.
Then my tongue rolled out, now ain't that some shit?
Heard a foghorn, then my heart popped out.
It was shaped like a heart, what the fuck is that about?

Woah-Oh-oh,
Woah-Oh-oh.
[x8]

You make me Looney Tunes,
I hallucinate.
When I see you,
I see steak.





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Bloodhound Gang Chew Toy Comments
  1. Qualehdi Almedillu

    "hit that pussy at home like a predator drone" hahahahahahaa

  2. Preston M.

    this is the modern version of howling at the moon by hank williams

  3. Pia Perdita

    I have listened to this song so many times. It kept getting stuck in my head but I couldn’t remember all of the lyrics. So I forced myself to memorize it.
    I love it. Hahaha

  4. N1kromes

    Что в комментариях делают Русские? Сам хз.

  5. Steven Taylor

    Ich liebe die Bloodhound Gang, seit kmwisf :-)

  6. Milan Kajan

    I rarelly do this, but I am tinkering with the thought, I buy all albums :) the old cassetes faded away

  7. Lourdes Garcia

    I see steak? Lol

  8. azwildcats69

    Even his vocals seem like he doesn't want to be there.

  9. Halo Jones

    Bloodhound Gang is actually another Maynard Keenan project.

  10. петр козлов

    это
    х.й

  11. Jack Danels S81

    Shake that ass in vel. 1.25 you welcome

  12. ItsAlwaysRainingInWa

    Only Jimmy Pop can compare sexual attraction to a dog drooling over a steak chew toy and make it somehow sound romantic.

    TerraBull

    I had tweeted him saying this song reminded me of the howling wolf on the Tex Avery cartoons and he said "yeah you get it". Basically confirming that's where he got the idea from

  13. PunktlichMedia

    Can't wait to meet you guys!!! My Eskimo Goddess and I would be humbled. Thanks!

    God Bless You

    -Jason

  14. DaveyDoo

    That saxophone is great, jimmy pop is such a troll :)

  15. Gareth Davies

    Feel like a fox with a saxophone

  16. Nimh 0042

    "Smirk, nod, wet my lips like when a black running-back knows how great he is.
    With an amazing win, back in a stadium full of motherfuckers that regret trading him."

  17. Shaman 0420

    Man I still love these guys

  18. без творчества ツ

    Jimmy P0p Is g0d

  19. InkRibbon

    I love this song. The part “Wish I was dying with you on top of me” is my favourite part. And Jimmy’s voice, of course. 😏😏

  20. itkojecockot

    "feels so wrong, like when you relate to a Nickelback song" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D so true :D:D

  21. sarai Fraser

    fucking gold

  22. Queen Hannibal

    "Turn on, but it feels so wrong... Like when you relate to a Nickelback song".

    PunkRockZombie205

    Who can't relate to that, ya know?

    Michael Coleman

    How exactly DOES one relate to a nickleback song?

    Даня Мотчаный

    it's so fucking genius line

    ChrisCanada

    I oddly read this right as he sang it...

  23. thetribber

    Gramma dropped me here...and told me not to come back!

  24. azfar kapcai

    My granpa brought me here

  25. xXwatevermanXx

    anybody know where to order the vinyl for this?

    I like PewDiePie

    amazon.com

  26. pashly x

    I see stake

    Xurohs TV

    tinfoil my man

  27. a keyboard peasant

    Anyone came here because of Mr Tinfoil?

    I like PewDiePie

    +LaZy blu thx

    Brad

    +Estonian Kid np

    TheSebM8

    No. Who is Tinfoil ? oh that Leafy fan, oh yea. but still no.

  28. GhoulLette Projects

    I think you are the shit. Hero

  29. Jacob Van Wie

    Lmfao, I love this shit

  30. Ollie Long

    Top notch lyrics as always. Been listening to them since I was waaay too young to.

  31. Abdou Amazigh Oubachir

    You be commenting like u don't know who the bloodhound gang is, damn this is classic Jimmy Pop

  32. Steph

    Let me school that butt like its columbine haha wtf <3

  33. Kawaii Faggot

    Man, this comment section is bipolar, some absolutely despise it, some adore it, some just think it's alright

    AlphaBanjaxedBanshee

    sweet ass

    Halo Jones

    AlphaBanjaxedBanshee LOL

  34. Ym3

    All these new singles really bum me the fuck out :(

    Altogether Ooky was so good, what the fuck is all this? These don't even sound like a band, the sound like Jimmy Pop with some shitty synthesizers, just fucking around.

  35. Mark Graves

    This shit is magical.

  36. Hunter Thomas

    Have you guys actually listened to the lyrics. This song is pure jimmy pop.

    Odeonremix

    some of the worst verses I have ever heard and I'm not even trying to be funny or anything, its some real trash

    Percival Ulysses

    Odeonremix Any chance you're just a butthurt Nickelback fan? ;)

    Odeonremix

    @Jordie Gaul nope? what does that even have to do with anything

    Matthew Maccay

    isn't that bloodhound gang in a nutshell??? they're not loved cause they're good or complex

    Kevin C

    Odenremix. I love the lyrics here, using old-school cartoon tropes and thier classic crude humour. Why dont u like it?

  37. Angela France

    hahah hilarious!

  38. CRGamer1

    This song brings me back to the Coaster days! Feels like I'm listening to an updated version of Shut Up. Through time, this song is actually amazing.

  39. Mario Villa

    Obviously the band isn't just going to have the same sound, maybe they wanted to test something out it's not mediocre but it's not the best I mean c'mon there's only so much you can think of even to at least keep it going forward.

  40. tonesofdef

    the song might not be like their old shit, but i like it

  41. Hydralic Monkey

    Don't be jelly. They're successful, You're on YouYube bitching. LOL  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  42. Ishimaru Jebel

    This is a polarizing track indeed. I liked it, it DOES sound basic, and that's good. No overblown production, and it doesn't need it.

    Todd Gobbett

    +Ishimaru Jebel: It has a wolf playing saxophone. That's all it needs.

  43. Brittany Wilson

    I Fucking love it, way worth the wait! Glad to see you guys doing it again!!!♥♥♥

  44. Billy Rigney

    I like it

  45. Andrea Dworkin's ghost

    How have the BHG gotten worse? Is it the loss of Lupus? Sounds like Jimmy got a hold of a 1990s copy of FruityLoops and made his first track.

  46. Mr. Randomname

    Can't buy love, so let's just make it
    Jealous of your dog, cause he's seen you naked
    I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya
    Think that's weird, wait til you hear how we're gonna
    Role play the color purple
    Do shit you'd read in Trent Reznor's journal
    Fuck to the sound of a zombie choir
    Til your private parts look like they've been in a fire
    Turn on but it feels so wrong
    Like when you relate to a Nickelback song
    Inhibition is gone, with the blinds drawn
    But you don't mind doing it with the lights on
    Cause I bet the kind of love that you make to a man
    Would look good as a mural on my uncle's van
    He rents to own, lent me his cologne
    Now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone

    You make me loony tunes
    I hallucinate
    When I see you
    I see steak

    Smirk, nod, wet my lips
    Like when a black running back knows how great he is
    With an amazing win, back in a stadium
    Full of motherfuckers that regret trading him
    But I digress why's your dress not on the floor
    Thighs and breast with the best fried chicken but yours
    made the bucket list, don't know what the fuck that is
    Something like a dying wish, wish I was dying with
    You on top of me
    Like a fraction, a 10 that's over 18, can't do the math then
    Cram time, you got behind
    Let me school that butt, like it's Columbine
    So fine, like Charlie Brown's hair
    All to get you over here in your underwear
    Hit that pussy at home, like a predator drone
    Now I feel like a wolf with a saxophone

    My jaw hit the floor as someone played the trumpet
    And my tongue rolled out, now ain't that some shit?
    Heard a foghorn then my heart popped out
    It was shaped like a heart, what the fuck is that about?

    campkillyourshelf

    +Will Anderson english isn't my first language, so would anyone help me out? what does he mean by "[....]we're gonna role play the color purple"?

    Unfortunately not a Psyduck

    +campkillyourshelf Mate, English is my first language and I still don't know what he meant lol

    Mr. Randomname

    +campkillyourshelf The Color Purple is a book/movie about the plight of black women in the early 1900s. just another of Jimmy pop's twisted fantasies, I suppose.

    campkillyourshelf

    @Will Anderson ooooh thanks, it makes more sense now hahah

    Unfortunately not a Psyduck

    +Will Anderson Ah, thanks for explaining that

  47. N.W.O. 4Life

    Jimmy Pop IS GOD

  48. Лёха Магуряк

    I like this song. :)

  49. Simón Levi Music & Arts

    jajajajajajajajajaja i love you guys!!!. So f....cking bizarre song!!!!!!!!!!. Reggaeton, moombahtoon and dubstep!!!, and i love the clarinet. You guys are music industry!!!. Keep rocking!!!. Greetings from Bogotá D.C.

    Mark Graves

    spot on, mate!

  50. tatemike80

    Its funny all the critics on here picking him apart like they were artists themselves.

  51. Serj Solution

    can't wait for the release

  52. I Heart Noise

    Jimmy Pop forgot to invite Lil Jon for that one. 

  53. jrgjrg83

    Jimmy Pop <3 u check out my shit u dike

  54. Joseph Parker

    Holy fuck this is good.

  55. Ross Winter

    Sounds like a 10 year old playing a casio player. Good song thou lmao!

  56. ballsofass

    Jw do they still use guitars and stuff

  57. Music from the Devil

    it's good

  58. Mike Ry

    that's a melodica correct?

  59. Weirdbrah

    this is crap,you guys were better

  60. baytrey1

    You guys still fuckin rule

  61. Kelly Nerd

    This song is so cool

  62. o--Kane101--o

    Shitty song. Les Meh songs, more Hooray For Boobies energy songs!

  63. Jack's Film Orchard

    Not a terrible song. They've been known to have variety of sounds and that's great..shows versatility. Still skeptical about being a fan after evil jared did what he did..so disrespectful and insensitive of him..

  64. Chad Thomas

    I wish they'd ditch this techno shit and stick to metal, punk and hip-hop. Nothing wrong with techno, the Bloodhound Gang just suck at it.

  65. shane healey

    Not my favorite song from them. But if they drop another album and start touring. I'm all about it! There a lot of fun live. Would even drive to philly to see them. I'm a DELCO idiot so I support these guys 100%.

  66. GRIMM. VEVO

    love love love

  67. Astro Chicken

    Guess they'll never go back to the rocking badass sounds of Hooray for Boobies. This is not bad but it's basic as fuck.

  68. lazaro martinez

    The bloodhound gang and Jimmy Pop can come out with fish hook earrings with bags of sh*t hanging from them for sale and I would still buy them.blood hound gang for life nigga ! I'm just waiting for them to come to South Florida to play a show.

  69. DiscoCommandos

    Song's tragic, where "H4B" and "OFBC" tunes goes?

  70. Jay Maw

    Is this for real, can´t believe!? Almost impossible to do this shitty music, please jimmy, i know you do better!! :/

  71. Nic214E

    Does anyone know anything about the new album? I want to know when it comes out...

  72. Schwing

    So Strange but it fits bloodhound gang haha

  73. Dan Pepper

    alltogether ooky sounded like oldschool bloodhound gang (or at least when i thought they first got big, ie bad touch era - although pretty much all bloodhound gang is oldschool at this point i guess) which i absolutely loved, and this definitely sounded more hefty fine. at the risk of sounding like an immeasurable douche, jimmy pop is a true joke poet, and this is some of his greatest work, but unfortunately that beat did feel a bit weak. but anyone moaning about his monotonous flow needs to listen to fire water burn, that shit is booooring as fuck, but its part of the schtick, makes the song awesome. alltogether, an alright song, and definitely a good jumping back in point for a fan-but-not-quite-as-hardcore-fan-as-some-of-the-other-fanboys-on-here type fan.

  74. Karina Burdanova

    Дебилы вы все

  75. Ian Higa

    i actually really like this.

  76. hottie9595

    and come do it in Arizona id love to meet you!<3

  77. hottie9595

    Drooling all over himself hallucinating :)

  78. hottie9595

    you should make this video Jimmy Pop being hypnotized by Bouncing tits to the beat. <3

  79. M O V I E S

    Feels like it's missing something.

  80. Hot Sluts

    thats the illest band around
    .. respect them and deal with that - music is dead 10 - 15 years ago.

  81. Troy Henry

    need to change the song a bit more. it needs to have more of a beat like all the other songs you guys have done. also get rid of the techno crap. its just not working out for you guys! 

  82. darksorcerermusic

    come one guys.....ive been a fan for SOOOO many years...have all the albums and waited SOOOO long for a new song/Album and this is what we get?

    Medicore at best, poor hooks, weak beat, lack of any enthusiasm.

    It sounds like a b side....not a teaser to supposed great new album....Pull your socks up and get to work on some better tunes.

  83. Loker

    Уже не те...

  84. Bonewall

    Im smexy

    Bonewall

    @MrHardcorepuppy89 Im smexy ;)

    Guns for Show, Knives for a Pro

    @The Luck Lol okay then, you're smexy.

    Bonewall

    @MrHardcorepuppy89
     :D

  85. Adam Banks

    jimmy verses are tight! i like it!

  86. TerraBull

    Can't by love so let's just make it,
    Jealous of your dog cause he's seen you naked.
    Haha
    I love this song

  87. Archie Ellis

    Finally! Come on bloodhounds, release it already!
    There better be some songs about pussy, tits, ass, bitches, and some half-deep shit too.
    I think a great title for a Bloodhound Gang song would be "She woulda banged me if I was jerk"

  88. Linksu

    is good ppl r hella dum

  89. toji ç

    Guitar and drums : overrated.

  90. Eric Thomas

    Not enough drugs were consumed.

  91. ARTANE01

  92. Beja87

    Here are the lyrics. There's only a little part I couldn't make out, feel free to chip in if you know it! Cheers!

    -------

    Can't buy love, so lets just make it. Jealous of your dog cause he's seen me naked.
    I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya. Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how we're gonna
    Role play, The Color Purple, do shit you'd read in Trent Reznor's journal.
    Fuck to the sound of a zombie choir, till your private parts look like they've been in a fire.
    Turned on, but it feels so wrong, like when you relate to a Nickleback song.
    Inhibition is gone with the blinds drawn, but you don't mind doing it with the lights on.
    Cause I bet the kind of love that you make to a man would look good as a mural on my uncle's van.
    He rents to own like (Me His?) cologne, now I feel like a wolf with a saxaphone.

    You make me Looney Tunes
    I hallucinate.
    When I see you,
    I see Steak.

    Smirk, nod, wet my lips like when a black running back knows how great he is.
    With an amazing win, back in a stadium full of mother fuckers that regret trading him.
    But I digress, why's your dress not on the floor? Theighs and breast, make the best fried chicken but yours
    made the bucket list, don't know where the fuck that is, something like a dying wish. Wish I was dying with
    you on top of me like a fraction. A 10 that's over 18 can't do the math then,
    cram time, you got behind, let me school that butt like it's Columbine.
    So fine, like Charlie Brown's hair. Out to get you over here and in your underwear.
    Hit that pussy at home, like a predator drone. Now I feel like a wolf with a saxaphone.

    You make me Looney Tunes
    I hallucinate.
    When I see you,
    I see Steak.

    My jaw hit the floor as someone played the trumpet.
    Then my tongue rolled out, now ain't that some shit?
    Heard a foghorn, then my heart popped out.
    It was shaped like a heart, what the fuck is that about?

    Capnsensible80

    @Beja87 Last line of the first verse:  He rents to own, lent me his cologne

  93. Daniel Clifford

    Exactly, they were musical genius when they started but it's not like that anymore they need to stay on the same track as the old songs

  94. sigmundfreuddoeshisownmother

    Classic. Love it!

  95. Slave White

    hey, native speakers,could you provide song lyrics here, gracias

    Dominik S

    No. De nada.

    Ricardo Portes

    @Dominik S te amo

  96. needsmoreclipping

    The majority of these comments are fucking retarded. You act like there's never been a BHG album with a variety of different styles on it. Do you honestly think the entire album is going to be like this? Get over your fucking selves.

  97. Tina L

    dafuq did I just listen to?