Bloodhound Gang - American Bitches Lyrics




Raise your hand if you like American bitches
Locked in girl on girl kisses
Well, I do

You're just mad you can't score American bitches
So you're blowing up shit, which
Just goes to prove

That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
Yes, eighteen year old bombs are dynamite

(What kind of a man sits Indian style?)

Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid
Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid

Trust me holmes, you would kill for American bitches
And the freedom of tits if
You only knew, who who

That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
Yes, eighteen year old bombs are dynamite

(What kind of a man sits Indian style?)

Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid
Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid

Come to Infidelphia
And fall in love with the unholy
My boy knows this stripper that looks just like Angelina Jolie

Just
Don't bring up
What that club
You belong to does
Dungeons & Dragons

Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid
Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid

Where I come from bras are booby traps
And soft targets have a bikini wax
Where I come from bras are booby traps
And soft targets have a bikini wax
Where I come from bras are booby traps
And soft targets have a bikini wax
Where I come from bras are booby traps
And soft targets have a bikini wax





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  1. YankinANDGankin

    Bras are boobie traps 😉

  2. 600RReasons

    Im gonna sing it on a karaoke night

  3. Jan Sloane

    Inspirational! Come and check out my parody of this song ;-)

  4. Toby Toots

    👌🏻

  5. Алексей Егорушкин

    Он так душевно поёт,что у мня аж слёзы наворачиваются.

  6. Gokes93

    in my headcanon he says 'bums'

  7. Redline

    More Please!

  8. volcanicsnowman

    I miss you

  9. NDE108

    LOL, totecx1
    on the IGN/vestibule board reported Sooper_Dooshy for posting this song as a "radical Islam diss song".

    https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/is-there-a-better-radical-islam-diss-song.455397926/

  10. Ziyad Ousmand

    I just realised BHG's profile picture has 'Penis' written on it XD

  11. Peter Henden

    18 year old bombs are dynamite!

  12. tvsinesperanto

    Who wants American bitches? They are all entitled cunts!

    * Realises that he is in a long distance relationship with a gorgeous amazing American woman*.... Uh, never mind.

  13. Brendan Moore

    For some reason I sing. 18 year old moms are dynamite...

  14. петр козлов

    американ

  15. Tom Ebbs

    I fucked to this song

    I fucked my couch

  16. Michael Dane

    Jimi Pop Ali is fuckin hilarious.

  17. Madison Design Studio's

    Raise your hand if you like American bitches
    Locked in girl on girl kisses
    Well, I do

    You're just mad you can't score American bitches
    So you're blowing up shit, which
    Just goes to prove

    That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
    Yes, eighteen year old bombs are dynamite

    (What kind of a man sits Indian style?)

    Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
    Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid
    Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
    Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid

    Trust me holmes, you would kill for American bitches
    And the freedom of tits if
    You only knew, who who

    That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
    Yes, eighteen year old bombs are dynamite

    (What kind of a man sits Indian style?)

    Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
    Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid
    Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
    Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid

    Come to Infidelphia
    And fall in love with the unholy
    My boy knows this stripper that looks just like Angelina Jolie

    Just
    Don't bring up
    What that club
    You belong to does
    Dungeons & Dragons

    Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
    Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid
    Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
    Ain't gonna get your whack ass laid

    Where I come from bras are booby traps
    And soft targets have a bikini wax
    Where I come from bras are booby traps
    And soft targets have a bikini wax
    Where I come from bras are booby traps
    And soft targets have a bikini wax
    Where I come from bras are booby traps
    And soft targets have a bikini wax

  18. Derka Derka

    Huh? I was just watching 3 2 1 Contact and then this came on.

  19. moonzund 1917

    Ahaha i like this song!

  20. coolbusta

    i'd like to know where to get that background so i can have it on my computer. if anyone knows where to get it please let me know, thanks.

  21. Dylan Elliott

    Greatness

  22. Gokes93

    18 year old bums are dynamite

  23. trooly_

    🖐️

  24. Laura Bell

    Play on a loop throughout the Gaza Strip

  25. czSobecz

    ou yeeeee

  26. wa ssan

    あめりかんびっちーずーーーー

  27. sajib das

    like them? i love em

  28. All Things Random

    This song really hurts home....i mean hits home...yeah hits home

  29. Venomous Apocalypse

    This song makes me proud to be an American

  30. ChainsGoldMask

    At one point this was at 666,666 views. The person that saw it went on to win the lottery and bang Melissa McCarthy.

    Fabijan Škrobar

    Im at 777k

  31. Andy

    Nice Song <3

  32. Vasco Apolonio

    I never fucked an American girl... I hope i will, before o die. I just love pussy...

  33. Hampus Jaksch

    James Frank is an awesome songwriter.

  34. Pk Dk

    I love american bitches

  35. Albionauta Barakorama

    I focking love this song

  36. Krzysztof Kłopocki

    o kurcze o rety

  37. jawknee5

    :raises hand:

  38. 3pac son

    🙋🏻‍♂️

  39. papa_bear

    I love getting baked in the morning listening to this...

  40. sethpecekajus

    I will be coming to America one day and yes American bitches are on my list of things to do.

  41. superdrummerdave1

    Wow this band sucked back then and still suck......they will always be 1 hit wonders that should of never been

    Roxanne Webb

    Then why are you even here??

  42. Jared Wright

    this should be a campfire college classic

  43. Ouchies FTW

    Could an American please confirm the awesomeness of American bitches?

  44. Greg P

    Favorite songs on the new album...this one, my dad says, socially awkward penguin and Think outside the box.

  45. Zockerpsycho19

    Joa der Song hat echt was (: !!!!

  46. Jeremy Disbrow

    These guys are the shit. Love ya

  47. Stephan Beekhuis

    So f***** awesome this song, I hope they will come to Holland soon to see them for the 2nd time:)

    N1nj4L1nk

    Stephan Beekhuis
    Pretty certain they split up :(

  48. NJVernon88

    What kind of man sits at gamestop

  49. andercheq

    This sounds so American Pie-ish

  50. dan m

    Superior white master race

  51. GT 77

    A hand up from dracula lands

  52. Parker P

    raises hand

  53. Shitocodone

    I remember when this song has only like 10,000 views but now it's blown up and I'm so happy now people can finally see how good bloodhound gang is

  54. Michael Whayland

    Sittin Indian styles legit

  55. John Galt

    I like white, non-feminazi, American bitches, to be specific.

  56. Martin Koudela

    Trump on Moon!

  57. OrgazmShahtera

    why im sitting here like a dumb with a raised hand?

  58. я Hajji 분쇄하는 Bárbara

    I'm married to an American Bitch.

    C H

    я Hajji 분쇄하는 Bárbara Raise your hand

  59. someone platnim

    American Bitches!!!

  60. someone platnim

    American Bitches

  61. psi9

    This is the closest thing to a sincere song BHG has ever made. And it still manages to be irreverent and funny as fuck. Love it.

  62. Shrimp

    I'm Dutch but I like American bitches.

  63. pumaklee

    Vote for Helena Rubenstein

  64. pumaklee

    Dalpa yaba ung ung

  65. brian herridge

    I AM A BLOODHOUND MAN AND I FUCKING LOVES IT

  66. dubseedz757

    Did they ever release this on an album?

    Shark Tup

    yes on Hard-off

  67. ImaViking1

    People round the world are counting on you guys and gals in America to get out and campaign for Trump,donate to Trump,vote for Trump.

    Hillary has got the support of all the other billionaires and their lying media, but she can be stopped by people power.

    ImaViking1

    You guys did it, the anti-whites are still crying. We are proud of you.

    Jebediah Krimsoncraftleding

    How's your victory taste now?

    ISavant

    You and every trump supporter should kill yourselves.

    ZanzibarWizard

    ISavant fool

  68. Nathan Powell

    I want this song played at my funeral.

  69. без творчества ツ

    f u c k

  70. Paolitthos X

    Where i can find live version?

    Colton Stewart

    Not in New Jersey

  71. Kazonga The Original

    American girls are the best!

  72. Joseph Goodrow

    🙋🏻 ➡️ 😍 ➡️ 🇺🇸💁💁🏻💁🏼

  73. Amron coory

    Any music vids going to be released for this new album?

    Wendel Palos

    Carlospicywiener

  74. frontline

    Play at 1.25x speed. <3

    Тимур

    1,5 is awesome

    Nitty Gritty

    To ruin it sure

    How to be a dumbass

    thank you my internet friend who i will never meet

  75. Adam Teeple

    The way he says bitches it sounds like a compliment

  76. Adam Teeple

    It's somehow both about al qaeda and annoying hipster nerds

    Chronica

    "You're just mad you can't score American bitches
    So you're blowing up shit, which
    Just goes to prove"

    Edvin Foss

    what kind of a man sits indian style

    Joe

    "18 year old bums are dynamite? camping with your bros as your beard grows wont get your whack ass laid" arent suicide bombers promised a bunch of virgins?

    ZeeManCan

    @Joe I mean if you can believe after you blow yourself up in a building full of men, children and women, that you'll die and go to the afterlife and be rewarded by virgins... Then yea

  77. Thanos Karas

    great song!

  78. nullnoin

    Haha best new album 😄

  79. Meowl Night

    Huh. I did not expect a mellow song.

  80. Bavarian Warrior

    we dont have enough American Bitches here in Germany :(

  81. Andii Mc

    What does the D&D bit mean? I dont get the reference/joke. Anyone care to explain?

    Vsevolod Bursa

    +Andii Mc They basically say that islamic fundamentalism is kinda like the D'n'D -a bunch of bearded nerds reading fantasy rulebooks.

  82. Mazxlol

    hey peeps, can someone recommend some other music similar to this song? out of the whole album I would say i only like 2 songs, this and "My Dad Says That's For Pussies" good stuff

    SHADOW HAZ

    +Mazxlol youve listened to most of bloodhoundd gang right?

    Mazxlol

    +Harrison Fennelly pretty much. i have some favorites. I was just saying in this new 2015 album i only like 2 songs

    Meme Bump

    +Mazxlol Found any other bands yet? I kinda think electric six is close but not quite.

    Adam Teeple

    I've been repeating Clean Up In Aisle Sexy for a bit :)

    Coyote Rx

    Mazxlol my dad says that's for pussies is only funny for the first 0:45 then it just becomes blah! Chew Toy and Diary of a Stranger are better IMO

  83. John DeVito

    What kind of a man sits Indian style?

  84. Daniel Tittyfish

    like anybody is EVER going to buy bloodhound gang Vinyl........

  85. David Kuznik

    My friend moritz likes american bitches

  86. Witty Name

    I listened to this song like a million times when it came out.

  87. Poorly Made Dog Videos

    i like how this sounds like an REM song.

    ChainsGoldMask

    Poorly Made Dog Videos You just ruined/made sense of why I like this song.

    Lycan

    Exactly my thoughts

    Giovanni Rana

    What is a REM song?

    Denis DEN

    @Giovanni Rana rem is a famous band, check " losing my religion" song

    Giovanni Rana

    @Denis DEN ok

  88. Jessy Perrot

    BG BITCHES

  89. Seta

    What's the strumming?

  90. Seta

    who has the chords for this song?

    David Streader

    +Seta The verses and the ending are G D C Am, the chorus is C Am G D, and the low chord before "trust me homes" and "come to Philadelphia" is an Em. In the verse play a passing B note between the C and the Am.

  91. Sienna Souza

    Theres something like really pretty about this song. I absolutely adore The Bloodhound Gang. Thank you guys ❤️

    Sam Hyde

    @Sienna Souza But girl you so fine 

    Toni Capuozzo

    +Cancer Bruh, you don't pull bitches in Youtube's comments

    Adam Teeple

    Stop camping with your bros while your playoff beard grows!

    Austin E

    He's obviously pulling american bitches

    big butts27 27

    @Sienna Souza Bruh who would want any one of you on that Profile picture eww lmaoo