Blink-182 - Happy Holidays You Bastard Lyrics






It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again





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  1. T.... M....

    Awesome

  2. B.... ....

    Just wrapped two presents for my little brother and it made me think of this song

  3. K.... ....

    ITS LABOR DAY AND MY GRANPDA JUST ATE SEVEN FUCKING HOT DOGS

  4. A.... Z....

    My Dad: Hey son can you play some Christmas music?
    Me: Sure, Dad (plays this song)

  5. E.... A....

    Fuck yea😂

  6. T.... G....

    Happy Labor Day you bastards

  7. C.... n....

    Happy Labor Day!!

  8. l.... ....

    Happy Labor Day fuckers

  9. B.... M....

    Que bueno, toda la canción como es, porque si llegué a escuchar la versión que estaba toda censurada.

  10. K.... K....

    My new Christmas song 💯🔥😂😂 lmfao

    K.... K....

    Kry Kry Stott same

  11. D.... E....

    Shitting his pants after only 7 hotdogs? Poor grandpa, he ain’t got no stamina anymore hahaha 😂

  12. N.... R....

    My favorite blink song

    N.... R....

    Ninya Ruckle subbed because of the Green Day icon

    N.... R....

    radiofeet same!

  13. M.... M....

    I play this every year on the 24th of December, and every Labor Day.

    M.... M....

    this song is the reason i only wrapped 2 gifts before christmas eve

  14. C.... W....

    Gonna play this at dinner on Christmas

    C.... W....

    Film it

  15. j.... 4....

    Blasting this at Christmas

  16. N.... ....

    Real music

    N.... ....

    NPC ñõ

    N.... ....

    Futotta_gomibako Shut up

  17. S.... G....

    Great song

  18. R.... M....

    I just got the hoodie from this song !

    R.... M....

    Probably don't look good

  19. A.... B....

    I want this song played for my funeral.

    A.... B....

    Adam Berke me to!!!!

  20. A.... H....

    It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two f****** presents
    It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two f****** presents
    And I hate, hate, hate your guts
    I hate, hate, hate your guts
    And I'll never talk to you again
    Unless your dad will suck me off
    I'll never talk to you again
    Unless your mom will touch my c***
    I'll never talk to you again
    Ejaculate into a sock
    I'll never talk to you again
    I'll never talk to you again
    It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f****** hot dogs
    It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f****** hot dogs
    And he s*** s*** s*** his pants
    He's alway's f****** s******* his pants
    And I'll never talk to you again
    Unless your dad will suck me off
    I'll never talk to you again
    Unless your mom will touch my c***
    I'll never talk to you again
    Ejaculate into a sock
    I'll never talk to you again
    I'll never talk to you again

    A.... H....

    😂😂😂😂there really wasn't any need to cencor😂😂

    A.... H....

    So insipiring