Blink-182 - Dysentery Gary Lyrics




Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I'm giving up,
She found someone
There's plenty more,
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took and ran away

He's a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
'Cause he's listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I'm giving up,
She found someone
There's plenty more,
Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place,
I lost the war,
I hate you all,
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag





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  1. Bandit Banned it

    2:31 2:32 2:33 3:34

  2. Thaspacegoat Æ

    Reminds me of this summer every time I hear it. Waking up and drinking a 40 ounce with this on after a breakup.

  3. Notrdy 4thisjelly

    Forever and always my favorite one

  4. WingRat !

    Tom was literally the face of blink 182

  5. thebeatleswin1

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag
    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag
    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  6. Denise

    Classic ♥️

  7. Glowskulls Media

    The best song from all album

  8. Luca Wilson

    The melody thou.. 1999 nostalgia

  9. Nicole Vogelaere

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights


    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal


    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights


    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  10. Meme d

    That guitar tho

  11. Neitho Usou

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  12. nota en blanco

    Tha cliff 1 lmao

  13. Jesus Hernandez

    This is the band that started rock for me in middle school with this album. From 2:10 to 2:27 that smooth transition blows my mind all the time. You get this feeling a void or something particular i cant describe

  14. Assassin Of Youth

    This will always be my favorite blink song of all time. My go to "I hate everyone" song.

  15. 4thly

    Hands down the greatest blink song ever.

  16. Macblink Skylight

    could this be the most blink-182 song ever?

  17. Blinky Montreal

    Miss the old blink

  18. jeremymac3

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the guy that makes you want to kick and scream
    All in all you wish she would say fuck the guy that took her and ran away

  19. Lion Of Truth

    0:27 “Cause I love your little motions....You with your pigtails”

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍🙏

  20. shadow-wolf gaming

    Song for the MGTOW

  21. Kryptonian Virus

    *Lyrics*

    [Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]
    Got a lotta heartache
    He's a fuckin' weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Wanna make a deal
    Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail

    [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

    [Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    Life just sucks
    I lost the one
    I'm giving up
    She found someone
    There's plenty more
    Girls are such a drag

    [Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]
    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heartache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Wanna make a deal

    [Bridge: Mark Hoppus]
    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy that took her and ran away

    [Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

    [Chorus: Tom DeLonge]
    Life just sucks
    I lost the one
    I'm giving up
    She found someone
    There's plenty more
    Girls are such a drag

    [Outro: Tom DeLonge]
    Fuck this place
    I lost the war
    I hate you all
    Your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    Cause girls are such a drag

  22. PorterGuitarz

    HES A FUCKIN WEASEL

  23. Jose Antonio Ramirez

    I've been a poser for over twenty years because I love blink 182

  24. Sauod Alhaj

    If i am confused for a sec 0:00 ——— 0:04

  25. Jeremy G

    Phuck this place!

    Moriz Oc

    YNWA guys :)

  26. Micha

    Good song

  27. CyberSpace TM

    So all you little ladies, be sure to choose the right guys!!!

  28. Taydrum

    Janine Lindemulder is such a fucking trainwreck now

  29. Kayla Peacechild

    💓💓💓😎😎😎😍😍😍

  30. Kayla Peacechild

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG I FUCKING MISS BLINK 182 NOSTALGIA LIKE A MFFFFFF

  31. BandaAFK-hardcore

    ae escuta minha musica "vou pro puteiro com negao"

  32. Michael Ruiz

    One of my biggest regrets in the music world is never seeing these guys live when Tom was in the band. Just saw em in houston. After seeing them here in 2017 at the HLSR. Rodeo was better by far, but frankly the only one still jamming as hard is travis. He kills it everytime. Probably won't go to any more of their concerts unless Tom goes on the tour. Just doesn't sound as good without him. That or we are all getting old... or both. I luv blinks old stuff more probably now than ever.

    Bananaman 219

    I feel you on that dude, blink hasnt been the same since Tom left i mean, their new sound is alright but doesn't compare

  33. Rodolfo César

    *Anyone more else from the myth named THA CLIFF?*

    Azalez the D-weeb

    What's that?

    Razerek

    It's an ancient flash animation from around 2004 of a bunch of stick figures jumping off of a cliff. It used this song in the background.

  34. AlphaVisuals

    WHERE'S MY DOGGGGGGG?!

  35. RekOs Productions

    Ah finally good music I can listen to on YouTube

  36. мiкa

    Wendigoh Squad make some noise in this bitch make this club go downnnnn

    Wendigoh 疲労

    Uhh okay... fuckit we lit in dis b 🤪🤪

  37. haily newman

    Girl comes over:TURN THAT DOWN

    Me:YOUR MOMS A WHORE🖕🏻🖕🏻

  38. Kaylee Arletta

    the amount of “kids these days” comments lmfao

  39. Gary Kirby

    I'M A FUCKIN WEASEL!

  40. lukas skywalker

    Kto daje lape w dul to chyna pe.........

  41. Kry Kry Stott

    "Girls are such a drag" so glad someone said it so true lol 💯💯🔥🔥🔥

    Spankamo

    He said it as soon as I saw the comment 👌

    Stuart Houston

    Kry Kry Stott where’s my dog cause girls are such a dRAG 😂

  42. scava21

    Imagine when toms comes back and they go out on tour and play all these masterpieces. Can we start a petition??

    DeepMedii

    scava21 that guy is a lost soul now and it saddens me

    scava21

    DeepMedii true but Tom said himself that he’s coming back to blink in the future

    RnR Customs

    They played Enema of the State in full at Riotfest in Chicago

    California Poon Tappa

    Hes a genius but of he comes back i bet marj will keep that skiba guy and it will be a weird bamd were tom fucks up the guitar parts for california

    Taylor White

    It hurts me more than anyone he’s gone but Matt’s not bad. He is in no way Tom but I had to accept it 😭

  43. Bridget L.

    Crazy to think this album came out 20 years ago and so many wonderful other pop punk masterpieces. Where did time go?

    Kids today will never know the joy of putting in one of those cds and jamming out in your bedroom. These bands made me feel like someone understood, my best friends I never met.

    Brianna Matty

    @scava21 oh, my god, thank you for saying this. there are some rad emo rappers that take heavy influence from punk rock. in many ways, some of those rappers are more punk rock than half the fuckin radio rock bands today

    Pacific Northwest360BEAR

    Exactly, I bought this album the day it was released and been to 10 Blink shows with my Wife the past 18 years and another last Saturday 🤗🤗🤗🤗

    Shaun Mason

    Yo this is perfect

    Shaun Mason

    It's still mines and my old good mates guilty pleasure when we have been out at the pub all night

    bitty ga bitty

    Dylan Lifes this isnt fucking punk lmfao gtfo

  44. Jaeden Vorsen

    Fav song of the album along wit anthem & adams song

    Franco Dominelli Rodríguez

    Anthem is fucking awesome

    Justafriend

    Anthem is fav of mine

  45. Juanje Medina

    ¡¡¡FUCK THIS PLACE!!!

  46. DeutschesAbend

    20 Years lads

    raz mataz

    DeutschesAbend fuck the guy that took her ran away an

  47. Eric T

    20 years ago today.

  48. Doggo Ruining Art Works

    Shoutout to the person in my school who put the name of this song and the timestamp 2:25 as their senior yearbook quote






    Edit: Thank you all for the likes and comments! I didn’t really expect this to blow up, lmao. Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did :)

    Chaneque 12

    Jajaja soy latino

    Richard Pilhofer

    Literal genius

    Zeff Malchazeen

    i have heard a lot of songs and watched a lot of movies screaming Fuck! But Tom's delivery is the most perfect all out emotion.

  49. Gabe

    why isn’t this song on spotify anymore :,(

    GD Sparky_01

    Gabe It is though

    D Izzy

    It is bruh

  50. Bumboozeler

    YOUr MOM'S A WHOREEE

    TickingTimeBomb

    You are mom is a whore

    Bumboozeler

    Lol yeah

    Boy Xanthe

    Bruh my balls are green

    Mark Trumpsta

    WHERE'S MY DOGGG

  51. mayo_mix

    Not to be one of those kinda guys, but



    This is underrated

    Kry Kry Stott

    The entire album is underrated imo 💯🔥

    Pedro Berrizbeitia

    This song was always my favorite on the Enema album.

    several rats

    @Kry Kry Stott
    its really not though...

    BBYT

    Kry Kry Stott no it’s not 💀

    Soap plays Games

    @Kry Kry Stott No it's not... this is literally the album that brought into the mainstream.

  52. Alan Robertson

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal


    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away


    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag


    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag

  53. Altimgamr is a bitch

    1:48 sounds like it says “fucked the guy and the chicken ran away”

  54. Viperz HD

    Intro is legendary

  55. MJ Shelly

    Tom sings like 80% of the lyrics and the rest of them are mushed together. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

  56. Pants and Jacket

    I was born just 4 days after this masterpiece went on to launch my fav rock band to super stardom.

    Kry Kry Stott

    I was born at the end of June 1999 the album came out on June 1st

    Soap plays Games

    You guys were so close to greatness.

  57. 7th Gate

    This is the CD that I had, back then when all my friends had the marshall mathers lp trying to act black

    Eric

    @Milkshakes yeah, most definitely some racists in these comments. Yourself included apparently. I'm a white guy and I still think you're a moron. Some of the best and greatest people I have worked with or worked for have been from all different backgrounds. To say anything as a blanket statement like that shows your true colors. And that says a lot about you, and shows a major problem in thos country unfortunately. It really is sad that we have people like you.

    GYR O

    @Eric 🤣 Relax. Not everything is racist just because you say it is.

    NitrousDragon

    @Eric by "acting black" I think he means acting really hood.

    Tyler Amalfa

    You’re kinda stupid ngl Eminem is very much white anyways

    GYR O

    @Tyler Amalfa No, you are. You have no common sense.

  58. Owen Gamer OMG

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal
    'Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail.

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to Slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag.

    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies
    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucking weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal.

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away.

    He's a player, diarrhea giver
    Tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag.

    Fuck this place, I lost the war
    I hate you all, your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog?
    'Cause girls are such a drag.

    Yyoouurr Wweellccoommee 😛

  59. Elias Rosales

    HESAPLAYERDIARRHEAGIVERTRIEDTOGROWHISHAIROUTWHENFRIENDSWERELISTENINGTOSLAYER

    Dr. Bepis

    I WOULD LIKE TOFINDHIMFRIDAYNIGHTHANGINGOUTWITHMOMANDTRYINGONHISFATHER’STIGHTS

    Kry Kry Stott

    All I heard was "he's a ajsutjwlbslxivhsnalxjcbslao" 😂😂😂 lmfao

    D Izzy

    What was Tom think when he write those? Nah, probably alien

  60. zXHawkxEyeXz

    Fuck me they're so good

  61. kiki urie

    Gary your a FUCKING WEASEL

  62. legend _97

    HESA FUCKING WEESELLLL

    All Out War

    That's gotta be a Screeching Weasel reference. That opening riff sounds like they lifted it from their song "guest list".

  63. Mark Jones

    The ultimate 'SET IT OFF!' opening riff

    Peter Neal

    Mark Jones, you have absolutely shit for taste.

  64. Rage Against The Masteve

    I know how to play this on guitar

    BeeseChops

    @TickingTimeBomb 6 🍆

    Lucas Aliaga

    @BeeseChops ok, we're 7 now

    Soap plays Games

    While I do agree that it's a good riff I've gotta say my favorite Enema riff is Dumpweed.