Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Call Now! (Commercial Break) Lyrics
Are you dead? Dying? or about to Die? and running into that age old problem of where will I spend my eternity?
Well wonder no more because we here at The Casket Factory have got you covered..boxed huh!
With our patented "One box fits all!"
It doesn't matter your size or shape we will FIT THAT ASS IN A BOX!
Too tall? No problem! We'll cut them stilts down to nubs and FIT THAT ASS IN A BOX
Too fat? No problem! We'll chop some flibber fabber off your body matter and FIT THAT ASS IN A BOX
Too skinny? Noooo problem! We'll stuff your dead body plump like a Thanksgiving Day turkey with discarded fat from other bodies
And PUT THAT ASS IN A BOX
So if you're looking for place to spend your eternity don't hesitate
Call now! 555-URDEAD
The Casket Factory!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Saying Goodbye
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Deadman Walking
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I'm Back
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Escape Artist
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Dead Neck
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Ill Connect
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Toe Tagz 'n Body Bagz
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - The Crypt Keeper
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Climbing
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Time Line
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - 2 Many Bitches
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Mr. Dead Folx
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Roll It Up
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Dayz In My Neighborhood
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Ridin' The Whip
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Dub Sack
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - They Call That Gangsta
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Eternal
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Blaze Ya Dead Homie Call Now! (Commercial Break) Comments
Still funny af 😂
One of my all time favorite skits right here!!
I want to animate this "commercial" so much
He can stuff my body any day
Call 1800-FITTHATASSINABOX Now or We,ll Just Find You
Howdy Folks!! A HUGE WHOOP WHOOP To ALL Of My NINJALOS'!!
whoop what!