Blackery, Emma - My Very First Dating Lyrics






I'm Emma, nineteen and I don't wear hats
Can't take penicillin or I come out in a rash
Try to play guitar, but I'm just really crap
Wish I could be Eminem, but I'm not that black

Notice I was different when my friends went to prom
And I stayed at home all night training up my Pokemon
I was the kid at school that no one would talk to
But looking at me now you wouldn't think that would you?

Yes, spend all my free time making videos at home
That no one will watch 'cause I have no subscribers
I'm five foot three and don't have much of a life
'Cause the supermarket shelves are always stacked too high
Too cool for Call Of Duty, I play "Simpsons: Hit and Run"
I could never be a veggie, bacon sandwiches are AWESOME!!
I like being with friends and I like being alone
Fucking hundreds in debt 'cause I keep dropping my phone

I got a tattoo and I nearly passed out
Wasn't my fault I didn't know the job involved needles
Keep changing my hair 'cause I don't know who I am
And drugs are for pussies 'cause I can't afford them
Spend all my time getting mad at my friends
'Cause they're having sex and I'm not

So if you're interested then yo dawg, hit me up
And is you're not then just hit the skip button...





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  1. G.... M....

    Anyone else get recommended this in September 2019?

  2. o.... u....

    still a bop

  3. J.... B....

    True Emma fans here December 2018

  4. a.... ....

    still a bop in 2018

  5. c.... i....

    this is iconic

  6. S.... ....

    2018 anyone?

  7. R.... C....

    Listening to this bop again but hey your album slaps

  8. B.... -....

    What do you think fetus Emma would think of where she is now?? If someone told her about the future she probably wouldn’t believe it tbh.

  9. V.... H....

    I got put on penicillin today and I kept thinking “can’t take penicillin or I come out in a rash”

  10. A.... M....

    How am I just seeing this!!!??

  11. M.... T....

    2018 hahah Jesus Emma

  12. D.... E....

    Also, "I could never be a veggie bacon sandwiches are awesome" 2 million yikes there.

  13. D.... E....

    Almost the 5 year anniversary

  14. T.... A....

    these is her best song, no?

  15. M.... T....

    Still here in 2018

  16. B.... C....

    Holy balls

  17. E.... G....

    Still the best thing ever

  18. A.... b....

    Has she deleted her second version of this or did I hallucinate it

  19. R.... C....

    This needs to be on the new album

  20. 0.... ....

    2018 and still here!

  21. P.... ....

    I haven't watched tis in soo long, i love it! 😂

  22. T.... ....

    Anyone here at 2018?

  23. H.... N....

    Here in 2018...Just as alone as 2013 Emma.

  24. D.... C....

    Fuck yes! Jake paul eat your heart out!

  25. L.... P....

    just letting you know that this is apparently the only video ive ever thought was worthy of being in my favourites

  26. C.... M....

    Still jammin 😹😹😹😹

  27. M.... H....

    what years was this made. as it says 2013 in my computer.

  28. B.... ....

    Drugs are for pussies because I can't afford them.

  29. T.... ....

    This old Emma could rap about 2018 Emma. She'ld be so proud of her now.

    By the way, it's 2018 and this dating song is nothing nearly dated at all: I'm still jamming to it.

  30. T.... ....

    so cringe much shit song

  31. B.... M....

    STILL JAMMING IN 2018

  32. g.... g....

    Found this in 2018....

  33. V.... T....

    Never getting over this

  34. K.... R....

    It’s 2018 and this rap is still being listened to be at least me.

  35. Z.... M....

    I loved this

  36. r.... j....

    2017 and it's still a bop

  37. E.... W....

    Still a bop 2017 XD hahaha

  38. T.... ....

    Wow #2017latewatcher

  39. l.... ....

    bye bye kanye, emmanem replaced ya.

  40. s.... ....

    This is still so funny 😂

  41. P.... A....

    OMG IM CRYING XD

  42. M.... ....

    anyone watching in 2017

  43. B.... ....

    2017 oh its still so good

  44. J.... E....

    Watching in 2017😂❤️

  45. E.... L....

    I am almost 20 now, and I wish to be as confident as her

  46. d.... e....

    can i just say the song at the beginning triggers me because i play the cello and that song has been so goddamn overplayed to perfection that it once gave me nightmares.

  47. O.... C....

    Oh Emma... <3

  48. J.... ....

    2017 anyone 😂

  49. C.... G....

    She beat everyone to the roast yourself challenge.

  50. S.... B....

    Whaaaaaaaaaat😶

  51. D.... ....

    Hold on, I need to throw up a bit more.

  52. K.... ....

    The more you watch it, either the more cringier or lit it becomes

  53. B.... K....

    Lol!!! Fuck!!!!.

  54. ?.... ....

    fetus Emma

  55. F.... ....

    This is the internet

  56. R.... &....

    2017 anyone?

  57. M.... ....

    Hi from 2017

  58. L.... ?....

    Eminem is not black idiot

  59. S.... ....

    My name is Emma, and today is my birthday. The day I've been waiting for my whole life has finally come.

    I'M EMMA, 19 AND I DON'T WEAR HATS.

  60. l.... r....

    at1:18 was the funniest thing I've seen on one of Emma's Chanel's

  61. a.... g....

    I completely forgot this existed until it showed up in my recommended videos 😂😂😂😂😂

  62. .... ....

    this is basically the roast yourself challenge

  63. L.... S....

    Why is this exactly the same as Luke's dating rap

    L.... S....

    He made his dating parodying this, because she also remade this for her 1 million subscriber video.

  64. P.... S....

    Still watching in 2017 😂😂

  65. d.... ....

    I'm Emma, nineteen and I don't wear hats
    Can't take penicillin or I come out in a rash
    Try to play guitar, but I'm just really crap
    Wish I could be Eminem, but I'm not that black

    Notice I was different when my friends went to prom
    And I stayed at home all night training up my Pokemon
    I was the kid at school that no one would talk to
    But looking at me now you wouldn't think that would you?

    Yes, spend all my free time making videos at home
    That no one will watch 'cause I have no subscribers
    I'm five foot three and don't have much of a life
    'Cause the supermarket shelves are always stacked too high
    Too cool for Call Of Duty, I play "Simpsons: Hit and Run"
    I could never be a veggie, bacon sandwiches are AWESOME!!
    I like being with friends and I like being alone
    Fucking hundreds in debt 'cause I keep dropping my phone

    I got a tattoo and I nearly passed out
    Wasn't my fault I didn't know the job involved needles
    Keep changing my hair 'cause I don't know who I am
    And drugs are for pussies 'cause I can't afford them
    Spend all my time getting mad at my friends
    'Cause they're having sex and I'm not

    So if you're interested then yo dawg, hit me up
    And is you're not then just hit the skip button...

  66. n.... ....

    I want to learn all the words to this

  67. L.... L....

    If anyone sees this, I made a cringey parody of this and would love if anyone could check it out <3

  68. t.... ....

    Who came here from the reacting to first videos video

  69. a.... ....

    this is sick as frick

  70. H.... R....

    oh sweet baby Jesus.... what is this

  71. A.... S....

    Ya girl's rad!

  72. f.... c....

    Am I the only person who actually likes this?

    f.... c....

    No, you aren't I like it as well.

  73. S.... K....

    I'm seyfi 20 and ı dont wear socks ııh

  74. m.... ....

    Eminem is black confirm

  75. n.... a....

    She disabled like and dislike ratio

  76. A.... ....

    Wow I should make a channel called Aaron for the win

  77. A.... J....

    PHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

  78. D.... M....

    who's watching 2017!?

    D.... M....

    EggyCheeze no one

    D.... M....

    Shoegames657 :'(

    D.... M....

    meee :D tommorow I have exam from maths...so here i aaam :D

  79. S.... C....

    Big up 2006 on the cam

  80. r.... c....

    She's now vegan lol 😂😂

  81. M.... ....

    #BESTRAPEREver

  82. t.... ....

    5"3 HAH

  83. c.... x....

    I'm interested

  84. w.... ....

    Such cringe

  85. H.... C....

    this is a Emma time capsule that the world should cherish until YouTube's death

  86. w.... #....

    emma made the self diss rap lmao

  87. C.... S....

    EMMA WHY

  88. S.... -....

    I could watch this a hundred times

  89. L.... S....

    "cuz i have no subscribers" sure emma

  90. A.... K....

    can someome please get this to Lin-Manuel Miranda?!?!?!?! I'd love to see him react to that

  91. K.... H....

    Jon Lajoie reminiscence anyone?

  92. e.... ....

    😫 😫 bars 💯

  93. j.... c....

    this kills my soul but I watch it all the time am I ok

    j.... c....

    These days no one is okay anymore





    So you're ok!

  94. S.... K....

    1:21 ııh :D