Blackery, Emma - My Very First Dating Lyrics
I'm Emma, nineteen and I don't wear hats
Can't take penicillin or I come out in a rash
Try to play guitar, but I'm just really crap
Wish I could be Eminem, but I'm not that black
And I stayed at home all night training up my Pokemon
I was the kid at school that no one would talk to
But looking at me now you wouldn't think that would you?
Yes, spend all my free time making videos at home
That no one will watch 'cause I have no subscribers
I'm five foot three and don't have much of a life
'Cause the supermarket shelves are always stacked too high
Too cool for Call Of Duty, I play "Simpsons: Hit and Run"
I could never be a veggie, bacon sandwiches are AWESOME!!
Fucking hundreds in debt 'cause I keep dropping my phone
I got a tattoo and I nearly passed out
Wasn't my fault I didn't know the job involved needles
Keep changing my hair 'cause I don't know who I am
And drugs are for pussies 'cause I can't afford them
Spend all my time getting mad at my friends
'Cause they're having sex and I'm not
So if you're interested then yo dawg, hit me up
And is you're not then just hit the skip button...
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Blackery, Emma My Very First Dating Comments
Anyone else get recommended this in September 2019?
still a bop
True Emma fans here December 2018
still a bop in 2018
this is iconic
2018 anyone?
Listening to this bop again but hey your album slaps
What do you think fetus Emma would think of where she is now?? If someone told her about the future she probably wouldn’t believe it tbh.
I got put on penicillin today and I kept thinking “can’t take penicillin or I come out in a rash”
How am I just seeing this!!!??
2018 hahah Jesus Emma
Also, "I could never be a veggie bacon sandwiches are awesome" 2 million yikes there.
Almost the 5 year anniversary
these is her best song, no?
Still here in 2018
Holy balls
Still the best thing ever
Has she deleted her second version of this or did I hallucinate it
This needs to be on the new album
2018 and still here!
I haven't watched tis in soo long, i love it! 😂
Anyone here at 2018?
Here in 2018...Just as alone as 2013 Emma.
Fuck yes! Jake paul eat your heart out!
just letting you know that this is apparently the only video ive ever thought was worthy of being in my favourites
Still jammin 😹😹😹😹
what years was this made. as it says 2013 in my computer.
Drugs are for pussies because I can't afford them.
This old Emma could rap about 2018 Emma. She'ld be so proud of her now.
By the way, it's 2018 and this dating song is nothing nearly dated at all: I'm still jamming to it.
so cringe much shit song
STILL JAMMING IN 2018
Found this in 2018....
Never getting over this
It’s 2018 and this rap is still being listened to be at least me.
I loved this
2017 and it's still a bop
Still a bop 2017 XD hahaha
Wow #2017latewatcher
bye bye kanye, emmanem replaced ya.
This is still so funny 😂
OMG IM CRYING XD
anyone watching in 2017
2017 oh its still so good
Watching in 2017😂❤️
I am almost 20 now, and I wish to be as confident as her
can i just say the song at the beginning triggers me because i play the cello and that song has been so goddamn overplayed to perfection that it once gave me nightmares.
Oh Emma... <3
2017 anyone 😂
She beat everyone to the roast yourself challenge.
Whaaaaaaaaaat😶
Hold on, I need to throw up a bit more.
The more you watch it, either the more cringier or lit it becomes
Lol!!! Fuck!!!!.
fetus Emma
This is the internet
2017 anyone?
Hi from 2017
Eminem is not black idiot
My name is Emma, and today is my birthday. The day I've been waiting for my whole life has finally come.
I'M EMMA, 19 AND I DON'T WEAR HATS.
at1:18 was the funniest thing I've seen on one of Emma's Chanel's
I completely forgot this existed until it showed up in my recommended videos 😂😂😂😂😂
this is basically the roast yourself challenge
Why is this exactly the same as Luke's dating rap
He made his dating parodying this, because she also remade this for her 1 million subscriber video.
Still watching in 2017 😂😂
I'm Emma, nineteen and I don't wear hats
Can't take penicillin or I come out in a rash
Try to play guitar, but I'm just really crap
Wish I could be Eminem, but I'm not that black
Notice I was different when my friends went to prom
And I stayed at home all night training up my Pokemon
I was the kid at school that no one would talk to
But looking at me now you wouldn't think that would you?
Yes, spend all my free time making videos at home
That no one will watch 'cause I have no subscribers
I'm five foot three and don't have much of a life
'Cause the supermarket shelves are always stacked too high
Too cool for Call Of Duty, I play "Simpsons: Hit and Run"
I could never be a veggie, bacon sandwiches are AWESOME!!
I like being with friends and I like being alone
Fucking hundreds in debt 'cause I keep dropping my phone
I got a tattoo and I nearly passed out
Wasn't my fault I didn't know the job involved needles
Keep changing my hair 'cause I don't know who I am
And drugs are for pussies 'cause I can't afford them
Spend all my time getting mad at my friends
'Cause they're having sex and I'm not
So if you're interested then yo dawg, hit me up
And is you're not then just hit the skip button...
I want to learn all the words to this
If anyone sees this, I made a cringey parody of this and would love if anyone could check it out <3
Who came here from the reacting to first videos video
this is sick as frick
oh sweet baby Jesus.... what is this
Ya girl's rad!
Am I the only person who actually likes this?
No, you aren't I like it as well.
I'm seyfi 20 and ı dont wear socks ııh
Eminem is black confirm
She disabled like and dislike ratio
Wow I should make a channel called Aaron for the win
PHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING
who's watching 2017!?
EggyCheeze no one
Shoegames657 :'(
meee :D tommorow I have exam from maths...so here i aaam :D
Big up 2006 on the cam
She's now vegan lol 😂😂
#BESTRAPEREver
5"3 HAH
I'm interested
Such cringe
this is a Emma time capsule that the world should cherish until YouTube's death
emma made the self diss rap lmao
EMMA WHY
I could watch this a hundred times
"cuz i have no subscribers" sure emma
can someome please get this to Lin-Manuel Miranda?!?!?!?! I'd love to see him react to that
Jon Lajoie reminiscence anyone?
😫 😫 bars 💯
this kills my soul but I watch it all the time am I ok
These days no one is okay anymore
So you're ok!
1:21 ııh :D