Biz Markie - Vapors Lyrics






Radio, TV, and even the press know the meanin of V-A-P-O-R-S
The meanin' of this word without no doubt
Means nobody wants to be there when you're down and out
Once you're established and got a lot of money
Everybody wanna be your buddy and honey
Like tall buildings they call skyscrapers

[beat box]

Can you feel it
Nothin' can save ya
For this is the season of catchin' the vapors
And since I got time, what I'm gonna do
Is tell ya how to spread it throughout my crew
Wel you all know TJ Swan who sang on my records
Made the music, "Nobody Beats the Biz"
Well, check it
Back in the days before this began
He usually tried to talk to this girl name Fran
The type of female with fly Gucci wear
With big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hair
When Swan tried to kick it, she always fessed
Talkin' about "Baby, please, you work for UPS"
Since he wasn't no type of big drug dealer
My man TJ Swan didn't appeal to her
But now he trucks gold and wears fly Valley boots
Rough leather fashions and tough silk suits
Now she stop frontin' an' wants to speak
And be comin' to all the shows
Every single weekend
To get his beeper number, she'd be beggin' please
Dyin' for the day to get skeezed

She caught the vapors [x4]

I got another partner that's calm and plain
He goes by the name of the Big Daddy Kane
A mellow type of fellow that's laid back
Back in the days, he was nothin' like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hangin' down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kango tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood, people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his mom's ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothin' but a hoodlum
Or either in jail or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Big Daddy got a hit record sellin' worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child be sayin'
Can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now

They caught the vapors [x4]

Now I got a cousin by the name of Von Lee
Better known to y'all as Cutmaster Cool V
He cuts scratch, transform with finesse
[cuts and scratches]... and all that mess
Well I remember when he first started to rock
And tried to get his job in a record shop
He was in it to win it but the boss fronted
Said, "Sorry Mr. Lee, but there's no help wanted"
Now my cousin Von still tried on and on and on
'Til the like break of dawn
To put this j-o-b in effect
But they'd look right past him and be like "next"
Now for the year of '88
Cool V is makin' dollars so my cousin's like straight
He walks into the same record shop as before
And the boss'll be like, "Von, welcome to my store"
Offerin' him a job but naw, he don't want it
Damn it feels goo to see people up on it
'Cause I remember when at first they wasn't
Now guess what they caught from my cousin
The vapors

They caught the vapors [x4]

Last subject of the story is about Biz Mark
I had to work for mine to put your body in park
When I was a teenager, I wanted to be down
With a lot of M.C.-deejayin' crews in town
So in school on Nobel Street, I say "Can I be down, champ"
They said no and treated me like a wet food stamp
After gettin' rejected, I was very depressed
Sat and wrote some def doo-doo rhymes at my rest
When I used to come to parties they'd make me pay
I'd have to beg to get on the mike and rap that day
I was never into girls, I was just into my music
They acted like I wanted to keep it
Instead of tryin' to use it
But now things switched without belief
"Yo, Biz, do you remember me from Nober Street, chief?
We used to be down back in the days"
It happens all the time and never ceases to amaze

They caught the vapors [x4]





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  1. D.... M....

    Fun fact “damn it feels good to see people up on it” was used in ice cubes “No Vaseline”

  2. k.... ....

    Pappa Don't Take Mess, James Brown sent me here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ziBH-67sew&t

  3. M.... C....

    When you still got the tape of this album

  4. A.... P....

    BABY PLEASE YOU WORK FOR U.P.S.!
    SHE CAUGHT DA VAPORS...
    THE AMBERJACK SHEEPSHEAD BAY*S FINEST.

  5. J.... H....

    Vaping gives you the "Vapors".

  6. B.... B....

    Who can forget the food stamp on his hat?

  7. D.... G....

    Man, this song has always been dope ! I always have joked about Biz with “Serious Fat Lip” by how he uses “The Biz Look” with all the respect though. I love how the song is about being yourself and not changing for nobody

  8. �.... �....

    Old good hip hop man, pure dopeness from Greece holmes

  9. K.... W....

    This was my Ish

  10. G.... O....

    Almost 2020 and this song still bangs

  11. F.... b....

    1988...I was in 8th grade

  12. M.... S....

    Classic

  13. N.... T....

    Who catching da vapors in 2020

  14. M.... J....

    Talk that real shit still in 2019

  15. M.... J....

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  16. C.... L....

    Now every teen in America is catching the Vapors. Awful drug.

  17. K.... H....

    Some rap you can listen to

  18. K.... P....

    I remember my friend having a date w Biz. She had him waiting for hours. She was late everywhere she went. RIP KW

  19. T.... M....

    Real hip hop that has some meaning to it. This use to be my favorite rap song. I can relate to this song.alot of people use to pick at me and they caught the vapors.

  20. T.... J....

    Forever hip Hop

  21. J.... J....

    Radio, TV, and even the press
    Know the meanin of V-A-P-O-R-S
    The meanin' of this word without no doubt
    Means nobody wants to be there when you’re down and out
    Once you’re established and got a lot of money
    Everybody wanna be your buddy and honey

  22. U.... C....

    2019 and still giving goofballs n skaliwags the vapors

  23. R.... S....

    Man those are some sorry ass titties in this video

  24. D.... H....

    this shit slaps harder than anything that came out in 2019

  25. D.... S....

    The meaning of this song is "Timeless" as it still applies in 2019 and beyond... #Vapors #Haters 😄💞👍💣💥💨

  26. O.... C....

    Snoop dogs version was mad funkier than this

  27. R.... B....

    grove street

  28. T.... H....

    Rap City. Yo Mtv Raps. Those wets the days

  29. L.... L....

    I love this. 😍😍

  30. O.... Q....

    Now they catchin Clout Chasin Vapors

  31. V.... E....

    Fran was bad

  32. Q.... M....

    this joint is still fire in 2019 . this shit is hard . mfers still catching the vapors in 2019

  33. K.... ....

    Just felt like rockin da BIZ. 👍

  34. M.... L....

    SO TRUE IN 2019...

  35. T.... ....

    Song is too hard

  36. G.... D....

    Biz Markie is the Father of The ODB style.

  37. G.... X....

    Almost 2020 and this songs message is still forreva relevant ......a lot of people around me bouta catch the vapors.!

  38. T.... B....

    2PAC AND BIGGIE CANT TOUCH THIS SORRY

  39. T.... L....

    The "outbreak" brought me here. Hahahahahaha

  40. c.... m....

    germany!!

  41. N.... ....

    biz was retarded for real!

  42. S.... P....

    Dude in the gray suit in the hat is dancing like the drunk uncle at the cookout 🤓LOL

  43. B.... ....

    Listening by GTA SA

  44. B.... M....

    2pac in the video

  45. J.... D....

    This song made me want to rhyme when I was a kid.

  46. �.... �....

    Everybody hates Chris

  47. b.... ....

    To be getting that beeper number, she be begging please!

  48. A.... ....

    Yo Gabba Gabba's Biz's beat of the day brought me here.

  49. M.... S....

    2:38 Look Like Meek Mill 😂😂

  50. T.... i....

    Thumbs up if you love the Kane story.

  51. S.... ....

    Anybody knew this song before the San Andreas?

  52. R.... A....

    GTA SAN ANDREAS

  53. L.... S....

    CLASSIC HIP-HOP!

  54. G.... G....

    I was never into girls I was just into my Music!!!

  55. S.... A....

    Why is that girl posing with a trumpet during the sax overtures?

  56. L.... E....

    They recorded this video with a potato.

  57. t.... n....

    Who here in 2019 numbing this classic

  58. L.... F....

    Vim pelo Cris kkk

  59. M.... P....

    Snoop Dogg voice the shitniz

  60. S.... a....

    playing gta sa and playing this song, still best after ice cube

  61. S.... N....

    "2019" I'm here who with me. When music had humorous meanings

  62. o.... ....

    One of the realest hip hop songs of all time

  63. T.... D....

    Oh yes! Best song on Playback FM, GTA San Andreas! #BigSmoke

  64. D.... A....

    2019 and still going crazy 🔥🔥🔥

  65. N.... B....

    Anyone know what became of this dude.

  66. b.... j....

    Real dissing hip hop era get squeezed

  67. J.... ....

    this is where this beat it from? damn this beat always stood out to me. I love new rap I'm just tryna educate myself on old shit too

  68. P.... m....

    Biz markie 1988
    I'm still listening
    To this very day

  69. P.... ....

    Damn you can’t help but dance and get funky to it 🕺🏿

  70. C.... F....

    The beginning of the Golden Age of Hip Hop

  71. J.... T....

    Still listening 2019🙌🏾🙌🏾🥰

  72. d.... ....

    Don trip brought me here.

  73. t.... b....

    Don trip brought me here

  74. L.... T....

    Still relevant to today

  75. I.... l....

    Don Trip got me here , just tryna catch game

  76. b.... j....

    1.3 got The vapors

  77. j.... f....

    "She caught the vapors!"
    "Ela ficou no vácuo!"
    Tradução mais aproximada possível

    Biz Markie estava à frente de todo mundo qdo compôs essa música.

    j.... f....

    Quando escuto essa música me lembro do gta san Andreas

  78. N.... B....

    These. tired wack generation rappers "Caught The VAPORS"😏😂😂😂🎶🎺🎤

  79. 4.... ....

    old but gold

  80. o.... d....

    Rap before its become Sadomasochistic

  81. C.... F....

    Ice Cube - No Vaseline
    ("Damn, it feels good to see people up on it")

  82. C.... Y....

    The Venue's motto. We wear the same clothes but we look damn good.

  83. G.... R....

    Biz Markie was actually a handsome man.

  84. J.... E....

    This song is still hot

  85. D.... ....

    where the fuck is the clear copies of these major artist videos??? its a shame that motherfuckers aint got clear copies of their own videos!!!! got some fucking vcr looking shit on here!!!

  86. e.... o....

    Big smoke:Ey CJ lets make a drive. CJ: Sure smoke where we drive? Big smoke:Drive to downtown

  87. S.... D....

    "Can I borrow a dollar, ohh he's a star now..."

  88. R.... N....

    this song was completly written by big daddy kane

  89. A.... R....

    baby please you work for UPS!!

  90. T.... x....

    I can relate...because(I'm) like that kid(in your classroom) that didn't have decent shoes & people disrespected that obtained decent shoes & when everyone applauded( I'm like FUCK Y'ALL) Can you dig it???

  91. T.... E....

    The Biz.

  92. R.... J....

    Now for the year of ''88 cool breeze is makin dollars " so my cuzn quite straight!!! That was the year!!! Rapping was HOT AND GOOD BACK THEN!!!!! MTV YO RAP!!! AT MIDNITE ON SAT.. GOOD OL DAYZ!!!

  93. f.... s....

    foda de mais kkkkkkkkkk

  94. r.... !....

    2019 Biz what up haaa

  95. d.... s....

    Damn, ODB does sound like biz markie

  96. h.... ....

    what comes around goes around is my fav biz track. All time. Final answer