Biz Markie - Bad Day Lyrics






Ah..
Man, why did it have to happen to me?
Man, what did I do to get this?
What'd I do to deserve this?
Check it out

[Verse 1: Biz Markie]
I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head
Not knowin this would be one day that I'd dread
I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live
The way this day turned out wasn't my prerogative
I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk
But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn't no milk
Well I don't need no breakfast, I'm too fat anyway
I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way
So I got my car keys, on route to my job
I walked out, my windows broken and my car got robbed
They took my radio and my favorite cassette
What a way to start the day, aww - what's next?
I get to the office, my boss starts to scream
It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream
He kept talkin all this blahse blahse
And looked at me and said, "What you have to say?"

[Chorus]
I'm havin a bad day
Things ain't goin my way
I'm havin a bad day
Today, today

[Verse 2: Biz Markie]
Here's somethin else that happened to me
In the middle of this day that's bein deep
To begin this era of grief and aggravation
I was parked by a meter and still got a citation
Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright
A cop pulled behind me at a red light
"Your licence, registration and insurance card"
I was buggin out cause it was really hard
I didn't do nothin, asked, "Why'd you pull me over?
You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover?"
He let me go and said, "Don't do it again" - "Why,"
I said, "thank you officer, you been a nice guy"
So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink
Guess what happened to me before I could blink
They had my truck in the air, just about to be towed
For $700 in tickets I owed

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Biz Markie]
After all that I could finally go home
And rest my feet and get on the telephone
I had a unbelievable time in the city
I shoulda be down with the [?] committee
I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt
The fire was too hot, I just had learned
So freak it, I'll go to a restaurant
I brought a girl with me, asked, "What do you want?"
"Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Alizé"
I looked at her and said, "Hey hey hey!"
She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor
I better bring her home so I can stick her
So I got her to my house as fast as I can
This is like takin candy out of a baby's hand
But when I got her to my room, without no doubt
She was so intoxicated that she passed out

[Chorus]





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  1. J.... B....

    12/30/19 ....yo momma so _ _ _ _ _ haha haha.!.!.!.!.

  2. z.... p....

    2020 ANYONE... U know whats up peace love an chicken grease ......

  3. J.... ....

    What went wrong with hip-hop?

  4. d.... b....

    Who's watching this is 2019?

  5. M.... L....

    Remarkable all notes are off and it was a hit

  6. C.... N....

    Thanks meet magazine I haven’t heard this jam in a long time

  7. �.... ....

    No one Saints Row?

  8. M.... C....

    Oh, SNAP! Guess what I saw!

  9. A.... k....

    I thank black-ish for leting ne know this song

  10. D.... D....

    Du
    Riefst A.C.A.B.
    und schade das Beton nicht brennt
    A Cop is not a Friend

  11. S.... ....

    Saints Row 4

  12. S.... R....

    As soon as She SAID her name was
    BLAH BLAH BLAH .. !!
    You gave me what I need no we can't be friends 😲
    RUN FOREST RUN. HA !

  13. L.... L....

    You n you n you n you Yoooouuu got what I need.........!!!!!

  14. R.... C....

    Bruh I'm done I'm still on this song I'm done

  15. A.... ....

    The one in red wearing ta ta towel

  16. D.... S....

    this is the best song just not I got 20 dollars in my pockets

  17. O.... o....

    His rhymes aren’t that good but it’s a good song

  18. i.... l....

    Cats:meow
    Dogs:woof
    Idiots" 2019 2019"
    Real idiots:cats:meow
    Dogs:woof
    Idiots: 2019 2019

    i.... l....

    i was about to make thos comment.. man wtf

    i.... l....

    what an idiot ;-)

  19. B.... J....

    Bus top ten goat hip hop artist

  20. J.... ....

    We were all friendzoned at one point, don't cha lie

    J.... ....

    well I didn‘t

  21. g.... 1....

    All im gonna say is saints row

  22. H.... D....

    how can it be so bad and good at the same time

  23. k.... ....

    Not gonna lie. I think Agnes and Agatha are hot.

  24. a.... h....

    I play this song on stage, Friday night at the strip club! Bank!

  25. k.... M....

    Its Always Sunny anyone?

  26. �.... A....

    🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
    1:56 🔥💚
    👇 👇 👇🧡

  27. A.... L....

    he looked cool back then

  28. J.... G....

    Oh SNAP Guess what I saw. 2 ads for the next video over what I was seein I was so fuckin pissed I ran outside sreamin.

  29. t.... b....

    The epitome of Hip Hop!!

  30. S.... ....

    This song is my everything

  31. S.... S....

    just praying that tik toker dont discover this song

    S.... S....

    Seen it all before

  32. A.... B....

    This sounds like Austin Mahone-you're just a friend

    A.... B....

    Androstation Boy you better have that sarcasm ready or mans gonna drop ya 😂

  33. L.... F....

    I like music that tells a story that is relatable.

  34. M.... ....

    Came from Beavis and Butthead

  35. G.... C....

    can someone tell where from do i know this some movie or something?

    G.... C....

    Austin Mahone-you're just a friend

    G.... C....

    @Androstation Boy nop

  36. M.... P....

    Nobody beats the Biz !!! Snoop dog said it 2 ...beaches aint shizzo

  37. N.... M....

    Am I the only one here from always sunny?

  38. C.... C....

    The dances they do😂😂

  39. N.... M....

    No disrespect but YFM did this better... the song not the video that is, the YFM vid is dumb, this, this is just beautiful, I dunno why but him becoming a Whig is so goddamn funny to me.

  40. V.... ....

    anybody here from YourFavouriteMartian?

  41. D.... R....

    If you don't like this song, yer an asshole, simple as that.

  42. L.... C....

    lucy cultrear in the house!!

  43. T.... R....

    Saints Row got me here ^^

  44. M.... D....

    Karaiu curti esse som através do Facebook , e tou aqui agora pesquisando as letras antigas desse mano bateu mó nostalgia ótima ...

    Anos 90 os melhores da minha vida

  45. R.... 2....

    iS ThIs AdRiEn?

  46. K.... M....

    Hip hop fans stand up

  47. P.... m....

    I was talking to a girl from the US nation ... I guess you do what you gotta do to make it rhyme

  48. s.... t....

    i love this song

  49. L.... L....

    Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
    But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
    Let me tell ya a story of my situation
    I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
    The way that I met her was on tour, at a concert
    She had long hair and a short miniskirt
    I just got on stage, drippin', pourin' with sweat
    I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
    I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
    So I can ask you some questions to see if you're a hundred proof"
    I asked her her name, she said: "Blah-blah-blah"
    She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
    I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
    I said: "How do you like the show?" She said: "I was very amused"
    I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
    But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
    Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?", she tried to pretend
    She said: "No, I don't, I only have a friend"
    Come on!
    I'm not even goin' for it, this is what I'm goin' sing
    You, you got what I need
    But you say he's just a friend
    And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You got what I need
    But you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You got what I need
    But you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend
    So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
    I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
    'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
    Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack
    Forget about that, let's go into the story
    About a girl named "blah-blah-blah" that adored me
    So we started talkin', gettin' familiar
    Spendin' a lot of time, so we can build up
    A relationship or some understanding
    How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
    Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
    I had no idea I was in for a treat
    After this was established, everything was cool
    The tour was over and she went back to school
    I called every day to see how she was doin'
    Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin' was brewin'
    I called her room, a guy picked up, but then I called again
    I say: "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
    Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that!
    Jus' bust this
    You, you got what I need
    But you say he's just a friend
    And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You got what I need
    But you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You got what I need
    But you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend
    So, I came to her college on a surprise visit
    To see my girl, that was so exquisite
    It was a school day, I knew she was there
    The first semester of the school year
    I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
    This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
    He told me where it was and I was on my way
    To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
    I arrived in front of the dormitory
    "Yo, could you tell me where is door three?"
    They showed me where it was for the moment
    I didn't know I was in for such an event
    So, I came to her room and opened the door
    Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
    A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in her mouth
    I was so in shock, my heart went down south
    So please, listen to the message that I send
    Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend (has a friend, has a friend)

  50. s.... ....

    He is not the best singer, but he is the worst. I can sing out of tune right along with him.

  51. R.... M....

    Remember 30 years ago drunk singing this on a ski lift.White peeps thought this white boy done lost his mind.

  52. �.... A....

    Prodigious video, i delight it so much !!! Unrivalled part is 1:20. *I upload 1 dancing, Pls come and tell your opinion* 💙 💚 💜

    �.... A....

    breathtaking 💟 💙

    �.... A....

    amazeballs 💗 💓

    �.... A....

    ❣ awesome ❣ 💛

    �.... A....

    🧡 confounding 💕

  53. A.... G....

    The U.S. nation! 🤣🤣

  54. P.... C....

    I remeber in combat training we used to sing this while cleaning 240s, good times

  55. M.... K....

    Based on true story biz

  56. J.... R....

    Don’t tell TikTokers plz

  57. T.... C....

    Classic!
    xoxo The Clarences

  58. L.... R....

    TRICKS lol 😉🤷🏽‍♂️😂🙌🏽

  59. O.... J....

    Sr4 anybody

  60. A.... ....

    What happened to black music

  61. c.... d....

    Isn’t that the guy from men in black?

  62. B.... 8....

    Biz'z beat of the day. Any yo gabba gabba fan's here?

  63. A.... R....

    Salve Brasil estamos curtindo esse clássico

  64. X.... X....

    Jordan peele went in on this one

  65. R.... H....

    Friends. Come on! 2019

  66. B.... ....

    Google is going to fuck me after this

  67. s.... k....

    So they was gay in the intro leaning on each other lol

  68. T.... J....

    Pay attention, the guy in the dorm knew what was going on

  69. c.... ....

    You didn't wait for her to finish... she meant to say "....with benefits."

  70. K.... D....

    When chicks were not hot pockets

  71. I.... ....

    biz markie was the orginal tyler the creator style rapper

  72. K.... S....

    Ha 2019 just a friend lol

  73. M.... J....

    Saying this song is about thots but glorify men when they do the same shit🤦‍♀️ Stfu!!

    M.... J....

    @john towers Glad your nostrils work

  74. I.... G....

    he sounds like biggie smalls kinda 😭😭

  75. H.... o....

    Blackish anyone?

  76. W.... ....

    My Credo....

  77. M.... T....

    When you say he just a friend oh baby uuuuu

    M.... T....

    @john towers who?

  78. J.... c....

    Who’s still listening to this right b4 2020... this song still go hard n will never b 4 gotten

  79. N.... C....

    This song just appeared in mu head

  80. B.... M....

    Name that tune!
    ...........................
    I need some help from those who know old school vids. There's one frm the 90's with two dudes standing outside of a tenement building, puffy jackets (If I remember correctly) and they're rappin' in the rain. It was a great jam. I need to find this to listen to it again. Please let me know if you might have an idea. Thanks!

  81. J.... h....

    Hes the alien who beatbox in men in black 2 right?!

  82. T.... O....

    anyone else here to cry from a breakup?

  83. A.... S....

    he axed her a querstion

  84. J.... T....

    Song more relevant than ever

  85. O.... p....

    President of ugly

  86. i.... ....

    3:19 How you be wanting to move, waiting in that long ass line at the Costco food court. 😑😂

  87. i.... ....

    2:38 When you and your girl are done swimming, but you both forgot the towels, so you tryin’ to dry off without ‘em! 😓🤣

  88. Y.... N....

    This song brings memories ❤️🔥🔥🔥

  89. P.... I....

    I think o just watched a horror story

  90. J.... B....

    Anyone here still listening to legendary tune in December 2020?

  91. J.... S....

    Ugk also reminded us about thots He didn't listen

  92. J.... ....

    Geez... zero talent. I’ve heard dead cats howl better

    J.... ....

    Biz Markie's rap career was satirical. It's purposefully bad for humor's sake.

    J.... ....

    Anders Hammerstrom lol. Had no idea. All sounds same to me, lol. Though a couple are decent. Bring back the Beastie Boys. Bring back the ‘80’s! 👍🏼