Biz Markie - Bad Day Lyrics
Ah..
Man, why did it have to happen to me?
Man, what did I do to get this?
What'd I do to deserve this?
Check it out
[Verse 1: Biz Markie]
I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head
Not knowin this would be one day that I'd dread
I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live
The way this day turned out wasn't my prerogative
I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk
But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn't no milk
Well I don't need no breakfast, I'm too fat anyway
I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way
So I got my car keys, on route to my job
They took my radio and my favorite cassette
What a way to start the day, aww - what's next?
I get to the office, my boss starts to scream
It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream
He kept talkin all this blahse blahse
And looked at me and said, "What you have to say?"
[Chorus]
I'm havin a bad day
Things ain't goin my way
I'm havin a bad day
Today, today
[Verse 2: Biz Markie]
Here's somethin else that happened to me
In the middle of this day that's bein deep
To begin this era of grief and aggravation
I was parked by a meter and still got a citation
Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright
A cop pulled behind me at a red light
"Your licence, registration and insurance card"
I was buggin out cause it was really hard
I didn't do nothin, asked, "Why'd you pull me over?
You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover?"
He let me go and said, "Don't do it again" - "Why,"
I said, "thank you officer, you been a nice guy"
So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink
Guess what happened to me before I could blink
They had my truck in the air, just about to be towed
For $700 in tickets I owed
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Biz Markie]
After all that I could finally go home
And rest my feet and get on the telephone
I had a unbelievable time in the city
I shoulda be down with the [?] committee
I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt
The fire was too hot, I just had learned
So freak it, I'll go to a restaurant
I brought a girl with me, asked, "What do you want?"
"Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Alizé"
I looked at her and said, "Hey hey hey!"
She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor
I better bring her home so I can stick her
So I got her to my house as fast as I can
This is like takin candy out of a baby's hand
But when I got her to my room, without no doubt
She was so intoxicated that she passed out
[Chorus]
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Biz Markie - Turn The Party Out
- Biz Markie - Friends
- Biz Markie - Throw Back
- Biz Markie - Like A Dream
- Biz Markie - Let Me See U Bounce
- Biz Markie - Chinese Food
- Biz Markie - Tear Shit Up
- Biz Markie - Intro
- Biz Markie - Funk Is Back
- Biz Markie - Bad By Myself
- Biz Markie - Hooker Got A Boyfriend
- Biz Markie - I'm Singin'
- Biz Markie - Groovin'
- Biz Markie - Let Me Turn You On
- Biz Markie - Family Tree
- Biz Markie - Do Your Thang
- Biz Markie - Country (Interlude)
- Biz Markie - Turn Back The Hands Of Time
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Biz Markie Bad Day Comments
12/30/19 ....yo momma so _ _ _ _ _ haha haha.!.!.!.!.
2020 ANYONE... U know whats up peace love an chicken grease ......
What went wrong with hip-hop?
Who's watching this is 2019?
Remarkable all notes are off and it was a hit
Thanks meet magazine I haven’t heard this jam in a long time
No one Saints Row?
Oh, SNAP! Guess what I saw!
I thank black-ish for leting ne know this song
Du
Riefst A.C.A.B.
und schade das Beton nicht brennt
A Cop is not a Friend
Saints Row 4
As soon as She SAID her name was
BLAH BLAH BLAH .. !!
You gave me what I need no we can't be friends 😲
RUN FOREST RUN. HA !
You n you n you n you Yoooouuu got what I need.........!!!!!
Bruh I'm done I'm still on this song I'm done
The one in red wearing ta ta towel
this is the best song just not I got 20 dollars in my pockets
His rhymes aren’t that good but it’s a good song
Cats:meow
Dogs:woof
Idiots" 2019 2019"
Real idiots:cats:meow
Dogs:woof
Idiots: 2019 2019
i was about to make thos comment.. man wtf
what an idiot ;-)
Bus top ten goat hip hop artist
We were all friendzoned at one point, don't cha lie
well I didn‘t
All im gonna say is saints row
how can it be so bad and good at the same time
Not gonna lie. I think Agnes and Agatha are hot.
I play this song on stage, Friday night at the strip club! Bank!
Its Always Sunny anyone?
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
1:56 🔥💚
👇 👇 👇🧡
he looked cool back then
Oh SNAP Guess what I saw. 2 ads for the next video over what I was seein I was so fuckin pissed I ran outside sreamin.
The epitome of Hip Hop!!
This song is my everything
just praying that tik toker dont discover this song
Seen it all before
This sounds like Austin Mahone-you're just a friend
Androstation Boy you better have that sarcasm ready or mans gonna drop ya 😂
I like music that tells a story that is relatable.
Came from Beavis and Butthead
can someone tell where from do i know this some movie or something?
Austin Mahone-you're just a friend
@Androstation Boy nop
Nobody beats the Biz !!! Snoop dog said it 2 ...beaches aint shizzo
Am I the only one here from always sunny?
The dances they do😂😂
No disrespect but YFM did this better... the song not the video that is, the YFM vid is dumb, this, this is just beautiful, I dunno why but him becoming a Whig is so goddamn funny to me.
anybody here from YourFavouriteMartian?
If you don't like this song, yer an asshole, simple as that.
lucy cultrear in the house!!
Saints Row got me here ^^
Karaiu curti esse som através do Facebook , e tou aqui agora pesquisando as letras antigas desse mano bateu mó nostalgia ótima ...
Anos 90 os melhores da minha vida
iS ThIs AdRiEn?
Hip hop fans stand up
I was talking to a girl from the US nation ... I guess you do what you gotta do to make it rhyme
i love this song
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour, at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got on stage, drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you're a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said: "Blah-blah-blah"
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said: "How do you like the show?" She said: "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?", she tried to pretend
She said: "No, I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on!
I'm not even goin' for it, this is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named "blah-blah-blah" that adored me
So we started talkin', gettin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time, so we can build up
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, but then I called again
I say: "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that!
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So, I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl, that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the dormitory
"Yo, could you tell me where is door three?"
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So, I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in her mouth
I was so in shock, my heart went down south
So please, listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend (has a friend, has a friend)
He is not the best singer, but he is the worst. I can sing out of tune right along with him.
Remember 30 years ago drunk singing this on a ski lift.White peeps thought this white boy done lost his mind.
Prodigious video, i delight it so much !!! Unrivalled part is 1:20. *I upload 1 dancing, Pls come and tell your opinion* 💙 💚 💜
breathtaking 💟 💙
amazeballs 💗 💓
❣ awesome ❣ 💛
🧡 confounding 💕
The U.S. nation! 🤣🤣
I remeber in combat training we used to sing this while cleaning 240s, good times
Based on true story biz
Don’t tell TikTokers plz
Classic!
xoxo The Clarences
TRICKS lol 😉🤷🏽♂️😂🙌🏽
Sr4 anybody
What happened to black music
Isn’t that the guy from men in black?
Biz'z beat of the day. Any yo gabba gabba fan's here?
Salve Brasil estamos curtindo esse clássico
Jordan peele went in on this one
Friends. Come on! 2019
Google is going to fuck me after this
So they was gay in the intro leaning on each other lol
Pay attention, the guy in the dorm knew what was going on
You didn't wait for her to finish... she meant to say "....with benefits."
When chicks were not hot pockets
biz markie was the orginal tyler the creator style rapper
Ha 2019 just a friend lol
Saying this song is about thots but glorify men when they do the same shit🤦♀️ Stfu!!
@john towers Glad your nostrils work
he sounds like biggie smalls kinda 😭😭
Blackish anyone?
My Credo....
When you say he just a friend oh baby uuuuu
@john towers who?
Who’s still listening to this right b4 2020... this song still go hard n will never b 4 gotten
This song just appeared in mu head
Name that tune!
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I need some help from those who know old school vids. There's one frm the 90's with two dudes standing outside of a tenement building, puffy jackets (If I remember correctly) and they're rappin' in the rain. It was a great jam. I need to find this to listen to it again. Please let me know if you might have an idea. Thanks!
Hes the alien who beatbox in men in black 2 right?!
anyone else here to cry from a breakup?
he axed her a querstion
Song more relevant than ever
President of ugly
3:19 How you be wanting to move, waiting in that long ass line at the Costco food court. 😑😂
2:38 When you and your girl are done swimming, but you both forgot the towels, so you tryin’ to dry off without ‘em! 😓🤣
This song brings memories ❤️🔥🔥🔥
I think o just watched a horror story
Anyone here still listening to legendary tune in December 2020?
Ugk also reminded us about thots He didn't listen
Geez... zero talent. I’ve heard dead cats howl better
Biz Markie's rap career was satirical. It's purposefully bad for humor's sake.
Anders Hammerstrom lol. Had no idea. All sounds same to me, lol. Though a couple are decent. Bring back the Beastie Boys. Bring back the ‘80’s! 👍🏼