Big Shaq - Balance Lyrics
Yo!
MC Quakez
MC Shakes
Bagle King
Records
Oi Connor - your mum!
Listen
My oyster card goes beep-biddy-beep
It's a child one
But I'm not one
This is just fun
I've got a water gun
Spray it at your girl's leg (Pew! Pew!)
But I'm not interested
She said look at your head
Yeah, I know it's square
But what else can you say?
You can never be bae (no way)
You can never be bae (stop it)
You can never be bae
I told her her breath stinks
You need breath mints
I like mince
Wit spaghetti
Spray confetti
My mum said "When will you marry?"
I told her I'm not in a hurry
Look what happened to Barry
And Sandra
She left him
'Cause he couldn't buy her the balance
Ciaga
Would you rather
Say nada?
I'm finished
Let's go and eat some spinach
Ho
Listen
You need to know the balance
Natwest balance
Barclay's balance
Bank account balance
Everywhere you go, the balance
Even your girlfriend's balance
The Balance
Ciaga
I've got a friend called Balance
Never pay his balance
They came for him (who?)
The bailiff
His name was Charlie
Came with his friend, Marley
I saw her and said "Chale"
She looked flawless
Quite gorgeous
Her fit was enormous
Formless
His hairline was a forefeit
So I told her baby
Swing my way
And maybe one day
I can be your baby daddy
Her skin looked sweet
Then I looked at the feet
Chipped toenails
What are those?
You don't know pedicure
Or manicure
I could be your cure
Make you feel secure
The water I drink is pure
But first
Yo
Listen
I said yo
Listen
Ha!
Mandem thought I ran out of bars but I didn't
Ha!
You need to know the balance
Natwest balance
Barclay's balance
Bank account balance
Everywhere you go, the balance
Even your girlfriend's balance
The Balance
Ciaga
Ciaga
Ciaga
Ciaga
Ciaga
There will be no ubimilax
Only a shimalax
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Big Shaq Balance Comments
This funny asf😂😂
Ayyyyyyyy hes 🇬🇭
I love how ramz is in the back just chillin😂... i swear everyone from their ends blows up, Michael, Ramz & Stormzy
👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
Cool thenk big shaq for your song
All the likes were Tracy’s different accounts
balance
ciaga 🤣
That 1 white guy on the left 😂😂😂
This shit slaps
u from london
Pree the black guy with the green shirt on the left
0:31 weird but funny
👍👍👍
Dr junge Frau die ich auch nicht so mag
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
Connor in the back, lol
here for 0:50😂
the best rap song ever made.
I hear CIAGA but lyrics say CAIGA ?
🔥🔥🔥😂
What is caiga?
OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT IT. ALL THESE FUCKBOIS WEARING THE BALANCE IN 2019...... DEADDDDDDDDDDD
the dude on the left with his two kids makes me so happy
Honestly he's right,everything is about balance in life😂
True 🤣😂
‘L‘ **l**
Oofff this was a train wreck. Feel kinda sad for him
No. He’s a comedian¿
Lord Of Frog's Congolese Uncle no shit
Lord Of Frog's Congolese Uncle, gotta day those are some lit nooses you have there
croydons my city
Who also saw Ramz in the side?
Who randomly got this is there recommend 2019?🤷🏿♂️
i wanna blow @#limitlessgvc watsup
2019 still bangin demting
balanciagia balance-caiga
Everytime I buy balanciaga, this song plays in my mind
2k dislikes from Conor’s mom
Watching in 2019!😝
NAIJA SZN 🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫🤞🏿🤞🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿
They mispelled Ciaga lol
WhY dA cAr Go BeEp BodA bEep
I've watched this video like 50 times and i just peeped ramz in the back today
like
like
like
mad ting
i watch this 2019 i so late 2 years this balance
next put ksi in the it
Omg ramz is at the back on the left
Türkiye
TSB balance
Lol 😂🤣 fuck a mobo he should win a Grammy for this, this is some futuristic bars that might go over your head, but on a series note I gained some knowledge u need to know your balance that's real talk!
balence *_*
2k19 anyone 😂😂
This deadass slaps🔥🔥🔥
When they ciaga wrong and instead wrote caiga
I just realized the Balance is actually BalanCiaga 😅😅😅😅
I only just got the balenciaga pun 😂😭
Now I see why thanos wanted
The awkward white dude in the background 😂😂
Best wordplay
R.I.P QUakes
Who saw ramz in the video
Is that Ramz behind the fat gyal?
who produced this track
We not gonna talk about Ramz in the back
1:33 I just clocked. On the left theres Ramz!
😂🤣😂
I only just notices now that ramz is in this video 😂
Balance
Ciaga😂
The random asian dude in the video
Who’s here after watching swirl
Um in hungarian it's sounds like malac and malac is pig 0_0
Token white guy looks nervous
Ramz in the back looking a little lost
Mc Quakes punching air rn 😂 (i know they the same person)
i see ramz
Do you know Fatma
Just clocked he's been saying Balenciaga this whole time😂😂
True 🤣😂
i like tha nigerian accant
this comes in my head in an exam that is the reason my grades are low smh
Skidi ki pa pa!
Thanos' song if he was from the hood
This is what thanos listens to on his airpods
100%🎵🎵👋👋🇨🇩❤️🤩🤩🤩
The best big shaq song
I got a water gun 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohhh shiiiiiiii
Gerrard didn't keep his balance
Just found out what an "Oyster card" is a couple days ago. It's an electronic ticket for public transport in London. Now this song is just *that* much funnier!
When I'm in a bad mood this make me feel 100x better 😅
Quakez is a poet ya wankers
i just realised ramz is in the background
What is your balance
Best song ever 👍👍👍😎😎😎
what did i just watch....
Balansss
Aite Boom!
My tea shook and cook
Why is there no white people in this video
Thank you my g's for the constant support! Together let's get BALANCE in the UK Top 40 Charts! I know many of you may already have the track via streaming, but if you can, do purchase and let's MAKE HISTORY! The Campaign Begins! #Balance4Top40 -> https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/balance-feat-shakes-single/id1271227994 LOVE 👊🏾
Michael Dapaah htjrifi
Your song is very cool
Michael Dapaah d
Michael Dapaah I come from future😁
Please we miss them. Kindly bring back MC Quakez and Shakes