Big & Rich - Drunk On Christmas Lyrics






Christmas is a time, a special time of year
With peace and joy and happiness and, wonderment and cheer
Opening your presents underneath the tree
And spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking
I'm gonna drink all day
I'm coming home for Christmas and my family's insane
Just got to make it through the day
And there's no other way
I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

So I can't be sober when I'm over, everyone's bipolar
So cut the crap and get some Jack and put it in my soda
And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

I'm heading home for the Holiday season
My dad has a stick up his butt for some reason
My mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking
And me, I'm drinking

Rumple Minze by the shot
Gin and tonic, yeah why not
Black and Tan, that's my jam
Irish whiskey I will slam
Jägermeister, Hefenweisser
Stella, Stoli and Budweiser

Santa, Santa, Santa, I've got the family blues
Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose
I need some Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk...
On Christmas Day





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  1. K.... H....

    How dare this be amazing.

  2. P.... M....

    Fantastic performance on something terribly relatable.

    Godspeed through the new year people and merry Christmas.

  3. C.... B....

    Anyone know where John got that Santa Suit ?

  4. k.... a....

    Hahaha!🎄🍻🍷

  5. J.... N....

    Its almost christmas can someone please post the original louder version. Im so drunk i can hear it this low. Thanks

  6. K.... L....

    If I had a time machine I'd go kill the inventor of holidays

  7. N.... ....

    Jonny Manak- Santa Stole My Whiskey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cra6YWFrcoI&list=RDcra6YWFrcoI

  8. m.... ....

    Kolarik xmas 1988 to present and beyond !!!! Peace out Mongo

  9. D.... S....

    I have just found my new favorite Christmas song :)

  10. s.... ....

    always an amazing song. the REAL Christmas song. And btw...why do the christian maniacs should listen to a song that is called "drunk on christmas" and then complain that "it's no funny"? bah. people are strange.

  11. c.... d....

    Hi people do u have any idea for the chords of this song?

  12. a.... ....

    Tis the season again

  13. R.... M....

    What is the problem if we drink on christmas?

  14. Z.... r....

    So we're they drunk too

  15. J.... W....

    Great dong, but no offense, but in my opinion getting drunk on Christmas (Jesus brithday) is probably one of the biggest sins to commit!

    J.... W....

    Perhaps thinking about a great dong on Christmas is the biggest sin. LMAO !!!

    J.... W....

    You mean saturnalia?

  16. a.... ....

    Tis the season

  17. C.... R....

    New favorate Christmas song

  18. B.... O....

    Greatest Christmas song ever

    B.... O....

    FUCK YA

  19. t.... ....

    OMG big & rich r awesome

  20. C.... W....

    I cannot wait for Christmas now...

  21. M.... C....

    that smile 1:59

  22. l.... ....

    My brother got really drunk threw up in the ac outside and all my family left. Success

  23. P.... O....

    PEOPLE THINK ACID IS OUT THERE YOU SHOULD THESE HUMPS WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK

  24. T.... R....

    oh yeah!

  25. M.... W....

    Hahaha mind your own business, what people do with out with out their family on Christmas is none of your concern.

  26. e.... ....

    You guys are awsome. I feel the same at Christmas.

  27. S.... T....

    U. Guys. Are. Crazy. But I. Love. Y'all. Anyhow. Peace. For. All. Shane. A

  28. s.... ....

    Awesome!

  29. i.... ....

    its a joke...mostly,,,lighten up?????

  30. s.... b....

    Spirit. ? Yep?

  31. S.... L....

    Too funny ! ! !

  32. R.... T....

    OMG! This is Awesome!

  33. B.... ....

    This should so be a Christmas number 1 :D

  34. a.... ....

    Smartass phone... Try HAPPY HOLY-DAYS

  35. a.... ....

    Love it guys! As always simply the best! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HARRY

  36. A.... S....

    4 people will be sober at Christmas

  37. e.... ....

    Big and Rich are a hoot! Love ya'll!

  38. i.... a....

    Esta conmadre la cancion , me voy a poner pedote en navidad

  39. b.... ....

    I LOVE IT!! That is so awesome!!

  40. j.... j....

    LMAO absolutely awesome

  41. A.... ....

    My Offiical Christmas Song!!!!! It's exactly what I will do!! I love the dark humor by Big & Rich. They don't know how close to reality it is for many. Christmas blues!

  42. J.... ....

    Oh how I love these guys. <3

  43. C.... ....

    Hahaha Wow, funny :P