Bentley, Dierks - Drunk On A Plane Lyrics




I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is someone sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is someone sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is someone sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now
I'm drunk on a plane





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Bentley, Dierks Drunk On A Plane Comments
  1. Nesha Knight

    Dierks NEVER disappoints!

  2. Per Pedersen

    Hoe can nearly 20k people not like this?

  3. joe beastyg

    Planes a goin' down and still.... perfect solo!

  4. KingGamer777

    I used to sing this at summer camp because it was on the radio and the camp apologized for playing this song

  5. Hit714 Man

    After all the movies I would think people would know to pull up on the controls and that priest was like if I die I’m going to heaven so it don’t matter

  6. Andrew Kershaw

    You're suppose to be young n hot to old and ugly he is the same look. Wish I look like him 😂😉

  7. Jocelyn Furet

    I watch this video 2 time's a day that is how much I love this song

    Jocelyn Furet

    I LOVE THIS SONG

  8. Jonny Weiss

    Dierks - “Excellent!” Jonny Weiss “Drunk & Stoned.” Cajun County Western 🎶

  9. Aswaya

    I love this song

  10. Kamber Morgan

    Do you have any of these

  11. Nineveh of Genesis

    I travel a lot for work. I watch this every time am air borne. Passenger next to me is cringed. Well 737 is a G6 with this tune.

  12. Duane Isaac

    My life

  13. Chase

    I like the disclaimer of "buying a drink for everyone but the pilot".

    Jocelyn Furet

    Ya I agree

    Bats

    Chase
    The pilot isn’t allowed to drink
    And Dierks Bentley actually has his pilot’s license
    So that’s how he knows

  14. Chase

    Someone just took a xanax!

  15. ben eller

    this here hit at work too

  16. Miriam Gonzalez

    😚😚😚😚😚😚😚❤❤❤💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💕💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  17. Mykel Thomas

    Is this how 9/11 happened?

  18. Katelyn Luttrell

    this song came out 2 days before i turned 11 and can i just say...i’m so blessed 😂

  19. Fresh_Avocado YEET

    This used to be my dad’s favorite song. I hated country music. This is the one country sone I can respect and enjoy. And it got a lit tune 🥴😂

  20. Matthew Turk

    This song is so fn stupid...

  21. Mr. Night

    I just came from https://youtu.be/G6ccwEXXdc4

    Well, guess the Pilot got drunk on the plane this time.

  22. Mike Kroll

    I dont have a phone little dude

  23. Mike Kroll

    I cant do that

  24. Trill AL

    2020 and I’m still up so high, and I may never come down.

  25. bonnie bun

    Got this 737 rocking like a g6?isnt that a 767 they are showing?

  26. JOE DELL

    FAT DUDE G3TS LATINAS GOT ONE ON THE FLIGHT AND ONE ON THE BEACH

  27. Sondarch Snow

    I always wondered why at the end Dierks has to fly the plane when only one of the pilots got knocked out. He rocked the plane nevertheless

  28. Jackson Johnson

    I am 8 and I can't get this song out of my head I want to sing it out in school

  29. Barry Chapman

    Bentley is my name

  30. bob christ

    Oh god modern country just sucks so bad🤮

  31. Rachel Dunwoodie

    Goes to checking

    *Getting stoned on a plane*


    Everyone flies high happy 😂😂😂

  32. Angel Stanford

    I cant imagin the hang over somone would have if someone did this

  33. HazedInsomniac

    Since no one notices, that’s Jeff Dye in the music video and he is an awesome comedian

  34. Løgãn

    2:46 when the FAA deregulates airlines

  35. KingGamer777

    This is the theme song of 2014

  36. Barry Weinrich

    On my bucket list

  37. Thomas Piroli

    If the flight I am about to take were longer, I would be.

  38. Seamus O Donnell

    Hit the Diff by Marty mone copyrighted this song https://youtu.be/D1JIgtX5pCk

  39. Emma Bro

    2020 anyone???

  40. Tristin Crabtree

    That flight attendant is on Fire

    jackhighley7

    her name is taylor saxelby if you want her instagram

    KingOreo2017

    @jackhighley7 thank you been searching for this comment for 5 minutes... wait what did i say?

  41. Some Dude

    Can u bring liquor w you in your luggage

  42. bushpilot223

    And THIS is why you aren't allowed to bring a guitar in your carry-on. Lmao😂🤣

  43. Nickelodeon

    I imagine teen girls driving their Pontiac G6 rockin to the lyrics thinking thats about a car

  44. Stephen Michael

    Bradley cooper is sick

  45. Emily Eldridge

    I’m new to this channel and just wanna say I absolutely love this song so much.

  46. Igor Freitas

    Abraço de Portugal 🇵🇹

  47. Eva Golldwing

    I love you Dierks 🔝♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

    Adams Carlton

    How are you Eva.

    Eva Golldwing

    @Adams Carlton Thank you , I am fine..

    Adams Carlton

    @Eva Golldwing good to know you are fine . thank you for texting back as well .i bet you beautiful inside out

  48. Pellago

    Got the 737, but they are on an a321

  49. m1t2a1

    Letterkenny brought me back.

    WildTimesInTheWest

    pitter patter

    m1t2a1

    @WildTimesInTheWest Want a Puppers?

    m1t2a1

    @WildTimesInTheWest Tick tock.

  50. Roblox Gaming With Isaac

    Just want to point out that is an a320 rather than a 737.

  51. Thomas McGinnis

    He was living
    He was somewhere on Beach
    Now he is drunk on a plane

  52. r97 NeaL

    So you're telling me this guy Dierk has a Bentley?

  53. Rebecca Niemann

    I love to drive better

  54. Jake Taylor

    5 years already??

  55. MrRic350

    I'm gonna get drunk on a plane. American Airlines lol. I so want to do the superman on the drink cart down the center aisle! 😂🤣

  56. MisterGnys

    Эт че он в России не летал?

  57. 84055 B

    Merry CHRISTMAS : whispers : I love this song

  58. Anything ASMR

    I like this song, but there’s just something about him I don’t like.

    There ya go, Taylor !!!!! 😂

  59. ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ

    Awe-inspiring video, I delight it to much !! Premier part is 1:18. *I upload one dance, Plsss check it out and comment am I good* 🧡 💙 💛

    ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ

    💕 peachy ❤

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    🖤 ace 💯 💕

    ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ

    💙 dandy 💃 ❣

  60. Mr Mango

    Yall know who the Stewardess is?

  61. Armando Sanchez

    GOLD
    DES

  62. Armando Sanchez

    WEDDING RING

  63. Armando Sanchez

    LAX
    TUS
    DES

  64. Armando Sanchez

    SANCHEZ
    DES

  65. Armando Sanchez

    NOW...
    SANCHEZ

  66. Armando Sanchez

    THURSDAYS
    WEDNESDAYS
    TUESDAY
    MONDAYS
    DES

  67. James The Ice Wolf

    2020 anyone?

  68. Keggers07

    Is it wrong that I’m a kid and this is one of my favorite songs?

  69. Alexander Hickerson

    That was the quickest first date to marriage I have ever seen. Was Barry B. Benson proposing?

  70. PrinceDarkness

    Says 737 but shows a 777

  71. Boss Hogg25

    what is the name of the stewardess...

  72. Your Tuber

    a 737 with a 727 home cockpit and a 767 body LOL... see @2:35 & @4:05
    hmm!

  73. Natalie

    Lmao xd

  74. David Phillips

    I love this song

  75. JAYMZ GAYMZ

    December 2019 or just me???
    Like if you are listening in December 2019

    JAYMZ GAYMZ

    Bob Sinha that’s true

    Wolf J

    No 2020

    JAYMZ GAYMZ

    Shutup this was written in december of 2019.

    White knight Gaming

    No but I’m listening to YOUR MOM!!!!!!😂😯😎💯♨️GET Recked!!
    Sorry for the cringe

    bonnie bun

    JAYMZ GAYMZ nah fam 2020 January

  76. Lavon Godoy

    This song is stupid. Get High on a plane. No hangover. Anyway, that's not why its stupid, its stupid because it's country.

  77. Kaye Huffman

    hi i like your vidos

  78. Gabe McNichols

    737 cockpit, and 777 model. Makes sense.

  79. Michael Baker

    1. how tf did I get here? 😂
    2. what the heck is going on? 😂😂😂

  80. KingGamer777

    I remember this song whne I was 7

    Bums Jacob King

    Same I'm 13 now and I still listen to it...

  81. Luke Janovich

    good story

  82. Streap of legends LoL

    ✋wait thats illegal

  83. new found life

    guy probably spent like 500 dollars gettin drunk on there

  84. Richard Mcdonald

    The priest though 💯😂😂

  85. son of a gun

    I'm drunk right now and this sucks ass. Playlist for drunk people??? Playlist for dead people more like this is so DULL

  86. Jordania23UK

    That eagle looks familiar. lol. Should have called it Fuhrer air.

  87. Daniel Hicks

    I have been there my self and hod a good time with this song

  88. Kc T

    when that dude tried to pour that jack in his mouth...I LOST MY SHIT.....damn funny.

  89. UA90

    FAA OPEN UP!!!!!

  90. Thomas McGinnis

    This song is the best when your hanging out with friends during the summer. BEST SONG EVER.

  91. Enceore Mcnabb

    Plot of the story,Marry any cute chick you see on a plane while you are drunk.

  92. Mandy Simmons

    There's a little bit of all kinds of folks on that plane. <3 Looks all inclusive. LOL too bad you all are married now make it work! LOL That one pilot on the PA system sounds like a drunk and hrny Bill Clinton. LOL ( when is he not the second one? )

  93. Klara

    Learn to fly: Sad&dumped edition

  94. K.O Online

    Gets married to random girl on a plane 😂

  95. Eli Logan

    I love your songs I thank your songs are the best

  96. bevy bear

    Oh damn.. This ain't Snoopy