Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit Lyrics
Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Lets get the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep that shit, got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
Now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your ass
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back in the muthafuckin' county jail
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
Now I already gotta do
Some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe
I uncocked my shit...
I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked
Man, fuck that bitch!
...3,...4,...
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Gets the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep that shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends that she got meant nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
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Ben Folds Bitches Ain't Shit Comments
😂😂😂😂😂
Whats up with SC army boys listening to this song for their marriage shower and my lover after sex?
Did he say the N word💀😂
Bitches just really can’t hang with the streets, can they?
True love it lol.👍
I can't belieeeeeeeeeeeeve that Ben did this shit!!!!!!!!
Was this before dynamite hack doing NWA ? one of em copied the other
Cover of Dre’s song
it takes a real talent like Ben to expose just how ridiculously stupid rap is. i mean, you know .. not counting Chuck mufukin D!!!
...Ben Folds ever get whooped for this?
mans got talent but not enough talent to just drop the n word like that
@Ahnika Reavis Ok so how talented does a white person have to be to say it? Like could Shakespeare have said it if he was alive? John Lennon? Paul McCartney? What about non-musicians, can Sir Patrick Stewart or Sir Ian McKellen say it? Could Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Or is it instead the case that context and intent is far more important than how talented someone is?
You ever go to a wedding and this is the bride and groom's slow dance song?
Porçay...
Why the hell did he think it was OK to say the n-word multiple times as a white man?
I'm thinking he ran it by Dre, Snoop and the crew first though
i do really like his music but the man was way outta pocket for this
Still the best satire to gangster rap I've ever seen.
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I always come back to this song whenever I get my heart broken.
It not Mr. Snoop Eastwood. That lyric is wrong.
a fitting post pound Metoo era anthem
Evet cnm sonunda anladın bitches ain't shit
I want this beautiful ballad to be played at my wedding one day! <3
Anyone named Elliot listening to this?
lmao "Gaffled"? It should be "gavelled" like a judge hitting the gavel.
You skipped my favorite verse
The whole point of this cover was to demonstrate how utterly ridiculous rap music can be, and how sexist this song in particular was. Some people here act like this is some truth bomb... ._.
No, the point is to inform men that bitches ain't shit.
Its a modern version of Runaround Sue.
Never trust a woman.
@Fake Name No, actually go read what Ben Folds had to say about this song and why he covered it.
Misogyny isn't going to take you far in life.
@Aino Princess of Misery Bitch you aint shit.
shows how pathetic some Black Music is
ben folds is a genius. you cannot change my mind
I've never heard that but it's good . Me and my brother liked him alot when he first came out and he was on Saturday night live , I think , and he took his electric guitar cord plug out of his guitar and started tapping it on his hand and it made this crazy sound but was awesome . He plays alot of instruments and he's a real smart dude that writes his own shit . Except for this song
People know that’s William Shatner in verse two, right? Iconic.
this guy did kids film soundtracks
523 people have no sense of humor
''Porcay, Filthy Frank and some bad movies''
2:24
I forgot this version, Instead a quick search of Bitches Ain't Shit Stewie, lead me here
am i laughing or crying
Thank you for this! Brings me back to my ADHS '09 Dayz
😂 OMG
Ben folds... The guy who can make you cry and laugh at the same time
porçay
Happy Holidays Everyone!!!👽
We played this beautiful song at my grandma's funeral today. Bitches can't hang with the street. I guess we all know that now.
Lick on deez nuts and suck the dick
This lowkey banging👺
#metoo theme song
Dynamite Hack
Where's Kurupt verse at .?
This is so so so so amazing.....I'm speechless.
This ones for my x
My grandmother would sing this song to me before bedtime.
Imagine if this was released today...
Haha wtf this is stupid but funny! 🤣
Aaron burr sir beginning xD
Life of Caesar podcast brought me here O_o
this the whitest shit i’ve ever heard
Funny you say that
omg the chord progression in the beginning is in element
This is hilarious! XD
Porcay porcay porcaaaay
The tragic tale of a man driven to dismissing all women as heartless, soul-eating harlots after having been betrayed by the woman he thought was his true love. ;~;
Dreigonix this was a diss track towards the rapper Eazy-E. They weren't actually talking about any females
sou gay
🤣🤣🤣 that’s right !
*play this at my fuckin funeral please*
This song makes me cry and laugh at the same time. Ben is a legend. He just took a rap Song and turn into this lololol
2:26
Thank me later
Papa Franku did it better
1.25x and it’s 10x better
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Ben de ıgtv den geldim daha önce nerde söylüyodu bu şarkıyı
@Irmak Yılmaz valla aq
That's some real conversation for your ass
Porçayistler?
Your lyrics are wrong af and full of spelling errors
999??I'll be the 1k;as long as u do a giveaway :3
You won’t see art like this ever again. Ben Folds came up in the 90s where if you liked a song it didn’t matter if the person who sang it or covered it was white or black. You millennial fucks boo hooing about a white guy saying nigga are the reason I’m glad I probably won’t live to see the full extent of your oversensitve autistic ruination of this world
This song has real meaning. Bitches can't hang with the streets. So when your a guy on the streets you gotta be a man and can't act like a bitch even when your girl is fucking cousin Daz. Stay Locked.
This information will not help someone like me at all
Why does this sound like a song from Hamilton
What a fucking lovely song.Loved it.
sounds so nice..!
wtf is this
Poorrçayy
Came for over the hedge and I'm here now (TεT)
I'm here because a girl I loved screwed me over. 🍻
The first time hearing Ben Folds cursing.
What is this best from
I bought a iPhone 6 from this guy in my neighbourhood.found this song on the phone 😂 I can never look at him the same again :")
*watches Hoodwinked*
"Well, that was a nice song!... wonder who wrote it!..."
*sees "Red is Blue" next to "BAS"
"..."
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is this song based on Dr Dre ?
I've been telling everyone this is my favorite song as a joke for years until last week my friend Miguel was like "it's a dr dre song you know that right " I never knew and I feel robbed
Why is this actually lit
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Yamakazu yanlız değilsin
I played this in class at the end of the year at the last 5 min of class a d my teacher chased me around the room trying to grab my phone
Bootiful
Moral of the story - Bitches aren't loyal
What a wonderful no swearing music ever
dys is actually very touching
bitches ain't shit, but holes for dicks
Bonnaroo 2010, Ben Folds retired this song. "I am tired of of going to the store with my son and people pointing and say, 'Theres that bitches aint shit guy."
The fuck is this