Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Shit Lyrics




Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Lets get the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep that shit, got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends that she got meant nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
Now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back in the muthafuckin' county jail
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
Now I already gotta do
Some muthafuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe
I uncocked my shit...
I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked
Man, fuck that bitch!
...3,...4,...

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Gets the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep that shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends that she got meant nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets





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Ben Folds Bitches Ain't Shit Comments
  1. Anthony Price

    😂😂😂😂😂

  2. Jeremy Lim

    Whats up with SC army boys listening to this song for their marriage shower and my lover after sex?

  3. File Manager892

    Did he say the N word💀😂

  4. Danny Naddeo

    Bitches just really can’t hang with the streets, can they?

  5. Patricia Davey

    True love it lol.👍

  6. 9,000,000,000 Subscriber Special

    I can't belieeeeeeeeeeeeve that Ben did this shit!!!!!!!!

  7. Dave McCollum

    Was this before dynamite hack doing NWA ? one of em copied the other

    Von B

    Cover of Dre’s song

  8. morris adams

    it takes a real talent like Ben to expose just how ridiculously stupid rap is. i mean, you know .. not counting Chuck mufukin D!!!

  9. Candace Young

    ...Ben Folds ever get whooped for this?

    Ahnika Reavis

    mans got talent but not enough talent to just drop the n word like that

    hyndergogen

    @Ahnika Reavis Ok so how talented does a white person have to be to say it? Like could Shakespeare have said it if he was alive? John Lennon? Paul McCartney? What about non-musicians, can Sir Patrick Stewart or Sir Ian McKellen say it? Could Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Or is it instead the case that context and intent is far more important than how talented someone is?

  10. Patrick O'Donnell

    You ever go to a wedding and this is the bride and groom's slow dance song?

  11. Mehmet Can Keskin

    Porçay...

  12. proXprocrastinator

    Why the hell did he think it was OK to say the n-word multiple times as a white man?

    icecreampimpdeux

    I'm thinking he ran it by Dre, Snoop and the crew first though

    Ahnika Reavis

    i do really like his music but the man was way outta pocket for this

  13. Magickjelly

    Still the best satire to gangster rap I've ever seen.

  14. Ethin White

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  15. Viva La Grover

    I always come back to this song whenever I get my heart broken.

  16. Kode Kween

    It not Mr. Snoop Eastwood. That lyric is wrong.

  17. mak450

    a fitting post pound Metoo era anthem

  18. Irmak Yılmaz

    Evet cnm sonunda anladın bitches ain't shit

  19. Riho Uibo

    I want this beautiful ballad to be played at my wedding one day! <3

  20. Ethan Robertson

    Anyone named Elliot listening to this?

  21. sheldoman

    lmao "Gaffled"? It should be "gavelled" like a judge hitting the gavel.

  22. woodstock

    You skipped my favorite verse

  23. Aino Princess of Misery

    The whole point of this cover was to demonstrate how utterly ridiculous rap music can be, and how sexist this song in particular was. Some people here act like this is some truth bomb... ._.

    Fake Name

    No, the point is to inform men that bitches ain't shit.
    Its a modern version of Runaround Sue.
    Never trust a woman.

    Aino Princess of Misery

    @Fake Name No, actually go read what Ben Folds had to say about this song and why he covered it.
    Misogyny isn't going to take you far in life.

    Truth Preacher 777

    @Aino Princess of Misery Bitch you aint shit.

  24. John

    shows how pathetic some Black Music is

  25. fastcarlady

    ben folds is a genius. you cannot change my mind

  26. PHÜCKED' INDAHED

    I've never heard that but it's good . Me and my brother liked him alot when he first came out and he was on Saturday night live , I think , and he took his electric guitar cord plug out of his guitar and started tapping it on his hand and it made this crazy sound but was awesome . He plays alot of instruments and he's a real smart dude that writes his own shit . Except for this song

  27. Taylor Humphries

    People know that’s William Shatner in verse two, right? Iconic.

  28. DJ Bongwater

    this guy did kids film soundtracks

  29. Talib_in thetardis

    523 people have no sense of humor

  30. Ensar Ilal

    ''Porcay, Filthy Frank and some bad movies''
    2:24

  31. John Smith

    I forgot this version, Instead a quick search of Bitches Ain't Shit Stewie, lead me here

  32. paige lol

    am i laughing or crying

  33. Jeffrey Paske

    Thank you for this! Brings me back to my ADHS '09 Dayz

  34. dragonflyone100

    😂 OMG

  35. J Gabriel

    Ben folds... The guy who can make you cry and laugh at the same time

  36. BronZZed

    porçay

  37. J.W. Taylor

    Happy Holidays Everyone!!!👽

  38. Matthew Alpina

    We played this beautiful song at my grandma's funeral today. Bitches can't hang with the street. I guess we all know that now.

  39. ssleepy

    Lick on deez nuts and suck the dick

  40. Flare Guy

    This lowkey banging👺

  41. Withdreday

    #metoo theme song

  42. J Kap

    Dynamite Hack

  43. Trung Le

    Where's Kurupt verse at .?

  44. IceAge Bear

    This is so so so so amazing.....I'm speechless.

  45. James M1079

    This ones for my x

  46. TheLatinGQ

    My grandmother would sing this song to me before bedtime.

  47. Freaky Fernanq

    Imagine if this was released today...

  48. Jose Izarraras

    Haha wtf this is stupid but funny! 🤣

  49. MJ Fan!

    Aaron burr sir beginning xD

  50. TLCBonaparte

    Life of Caesar podcast brought me here O_o

  51. Aya Fares

    this the whitest shit i’ve ever heard

    TheCompleteMental

    Funny you say that

  52. gerrit

    omg the chord progression in the beginning is in element

  53. ihavequadrophenia

    This is hilarious! XD

  54. hasan hüseyin bayhan

    Porcay porcay porcaaaay

  55. Dreigonix

    The tragic tale of a man driven to dismissing all women as heartless, soul-eating harlots after having been betrayed by the woman he thought was his true love. ;~;

    Have a Nice day

    Dreigonix this was a diss track towards the rapper Eazy-E. They weren't actually talking about any females

  56. Daniel Marto

    sou gay

  57. Joseph Segovia

    🤣🤣🤣 that’s right !

  58. Sofia M.

    *play this at my fuckin funeral please*

  59. J Gabriel

    This song makes me cry and laugh at the same time. Ben is a legend. He just took a rap Song and turn into this lololol

  60. Can.

    2:26



    Thank me later

  61. Sonicx56

    Papa Franku did it better

  62. BAKE SESSION

    1.25x and it’s 10x better

  63. x Samimuan

    Porçay’dan gelen var mı?

    Irmak Yılmaz

    ben ıgtv’den geldim aq 8 ay önce nerden geldiniz o zamanlar ıgtv yoktu

    Mirza Adalıer

    Ben de ıgtv den geldim daha önce nerde söylüyodu bu şarkıyı

    Baran Akpolat

    @Irmak Yılmaz valla aq

  64. Isaac Schluesche

    That's some real conversation for your ass

  65. Major Erwin König

    Porçayistler?

  66. who8myfish

    Your lyrics are wrong af and full of spelling errors

  67. The Facilitator

    999??I'll be the 1k;as long as u do a giveaway :3

  68. 81iand

    You won’t see art like this ever again. Ben Folds came up in the 90s where if you liked a song it didn’t matter if the person who sang it or covered it was white or black. You millennial fucks boo hooing about a white guy saying nigga are the reason I’m glad I probably won’t live to see the full extent of your oversensitve autistic ruination of this world

  69. Eric Cohn

    This song has real meaning. Bitches can't hang with the streets. So when your a guy on the streets you gotta be a man and can't act like a bitch even when your girl is fucking cousin Daz. Stay Locked.

    TheCompleteMental

    This information will not help someone like me at all

  70. ÜNEEK THE CRAZY ARTIST

    Why does this sound like a song from Hamilton

  71. Okan Cem VURAL

    What a fucking lovely song.Loved it.

  72. Laillanni Magarin

    sounds so nice..!

  73. A FlexibleGamer

    wtf is this

  74. Septile - VG

    Poorrçayy

  75. уαвσкυ

    Came for over the hedge and I'm here now (TεT)

  76. TheTylerGipsonChannel

    I'm here because a girl I loved screwed me over. 🍻

  77. Jillian Valentine

    The first time hearing Ben Folds cursing.

  78. Doug Dimmadome

    What is this best from

  79. P e a c h y F l o w e r s //

    I bought a iPhone 6 from this guy in my neighbourhood.found this song on the phone 😂 I can never look at him the same again :")

  80. YouDoBlooper

    *watches Hoodwinked*

    "Well, that was a nice song!... wonder who wrote it!..."

    *sees "Red is Blue" next to "BAS"

    "..."

  81. Batuhan KILIÇ

    porçay porçay pooorçaaay

  82. Jesse James HollyWood

    is this song based on Dr Dre ?

  83. Rachel is petty

    I've been telling everyone this is my favorite song as a joke for years until last week my friend Miguel was like "it's a dr dre song you know that right " I never knew and I feel robbed

  84. Yumenoo

    Why is this actually lit

  85. Turhan

    Ekran'dan gelenler?

    Selim Hko

    Yamakazu yanlız değilsin

  86. Dickolas

    I played this in class at the end of the year at the last 5 min of class a d my teacher chased me around the room trying to grab my phone

  87. SurrealCereal

    Bootiful

  88. jayden harbert

    Moral of the story - Bitches aren't loyal

  89. heston

    What a wonderful no swearing music ever

  90. Adam0Jen

    dys is actually very touching

  91. matefz6

    bitches ain't shit, but holes for dicks

  92. Dark Star King

    Bonnaroo 2010, Ben Folds retired this song. "I am tired of of going to the store with my son and people pointing and say, 'Theres that bitches aint shit guy."

  93. Swisha Mike

    The fuck is this