Beautiful South, The - Don't Marry Her Lyrics

I don't get married often but when I do I get married with this music on.

I love this so much - thanks to my lovely mum for getting me into the beautiful south ⭐️

Breaking up families is no good. Having said that, it's a great tune and the voice is lovely.

She's Ridiculously hot

Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Then think of me instead
I'll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't marry her, fuck me
And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
She's a PhD in "I told you so"
You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"
She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don't marry her, fuck me
When the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay
And you know that you can't have it anyway
You gotta wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me
Those lovely Sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head
Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Don't marry her, fuck me
And the kitchen's always tidy
And the bathroom's always clean
She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
You've a first in "low esteem"
When your socks smell of angels
But your life smells of Brie
Don't marry her, fuck me
And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realize you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me
And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realize you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

Love this song remembers me of my dear friend thatbwas killed 25 years ago god bless

Nice song

Do what u want I'm done ur free but I will charge everyone if it don't stop

GREAT SONG XXXX RIP DAVIE BHOY

I remember this had just come out and was playing on the radio just after I got my first job in a bike shop when I was 18.

Fucking youtube/vevo and their "safe" versions of shit.

sweaty bollox...

i was too young when this came out to appreciate how beautiful she was

She is absolutely stunning

Jacqui still looks so hot and I prefer her hair longer!

I would have chosen the wife

Ah ! Jacqui Abbot (St Helens)

Beautifull rhythm. .....wonderfull melody 💞💓💞💓💞

Yo your more pathetic then a cripple in a cripple porn shop

Your a thief

He must be mentally crippled she must be aswell

The best group ever always songs that get in your head

I remember walking through our local garden centre a few year's ago and this was playing softly in the background...yes you guessed it, the album version. I wonder if they ever realised LOL

I've often wondered if Sandra Bullock knows that she's a walking euphemism?

Her voice 😍😍😍

Still listening 23 years later.

I won't merry NOBODY!!! NOBODY at all....

this fucking song plays EVERY FUCKING DAY on the radio at work and I AM LOSING MY MIND!!!!

Missed opportunity: The chorus in the explicit version doesn't go "you'll have to wash the car, take them titties to the park"

Haha I remember the shock of buying the album and hearing the other version xD

Don't merry her, fuck me

I would’ve married her then......and now!

She's beautiful.

Eh? Jacquie? I think she looks a bit like a fella!

@Katie beauty is in eye of the beholder.

@Vjhv Cjhcv That's very true - So says all of the ugly folk 🤪🤪🤪 Just kidding 😘 x

She has such a fabulous, quirky voice.

Don’t marry her, f### me 😁

See that guy in the video?

Thats me right now and I dont know what to do with my life.

@Toddzombie87 Find a big ass bridge and JUMP kid! 🤣 Am joking! Buy a one way ticket somewhere you've always wanted to go and start a fresh - nothing stopping you! Change,change your life 🧚‍♀️

I married the good girl. I dumped the girl that used to call round to my house 3 times a week horny and with beer. She only ever wanted sex from me but I wanted more. What a fucking fool I was.

Didn't know that there was a dirty version until I went to Stockport County last night and everyone sang it. I was shocked. The concert was absolutely amazing though.

It was amazing

I'm not usually a fan of censoring profanity but "Sandra Bullocks" is a wonderful euphemism.

The job that kills you, The mortgage, The suburbs! Run! Run! Run!

Oh my goodness beautiful memories

Love this song

F*** me sweaty b****** lalala....

Ughhhhhhh cringe

at 1:20 that is a UK plug but isn't this song set in San-fransisco?

You should marry the boring wife :)

Ty. Theme tunes of school through college to university. And , surviving a drunk for ten years. Now out the other end of the tunnel. A narrative of triumph.

Great songs, great singers, great band. You can't ask for much more!

Fuck me?

Goes on a bit though.

I only listen to older music. The soul has gone these days.
Wonderful band ❤️

Still wanna learn to play this. For the wedding of a friend...

it's 5 chords. you could learn it in 10 minutes.

Don't marry HER have me

Chelsea Loui5e lovely looking girl. :)

I WAS SO INNOCENT. I ONLY KNEW THIS VERSION. THEN I REMEMBERED THIS SONG AS AN ADULT... AND FOUND OUT I HAD BEEN LIED TO ALL THIS TIME!

play it 1.25x

I always thought the Sandra bullocks line was funnier and more witty than the original line

The only bad thing about this is it gives girls like that hope that someday somewhere a bloke will still be decent, but not a brat worshipping pram pushing wimp looking for another version of his mother. God aren't we all disappointed.

It also gives guys hope that there are still decent Girls out there who really want love and that are able to see beyond a guy s physical aspect or financial well being and are not whores who stay with them for four months before they get bored and they leave them for another Guy who's more good looking or has more money. And I honestly think, actually I know for sure that there still are.

I have never heard of dirty version until a few days ago. What I have been missing for these years. I suppose it didn't make the censures back home. LOL.

I'm 28 and remember singing this in front of my family and not this version.... and I must have been 12 13 and didn't understand why they went mad 😂

😂👍

That is so funny

Same happened to me, as a dad 😀

nie i bleib ledig

Love that song.....

I prefer the fuck me version. In fact what that version does is arouse me! The prob is the fuck version doesnt show the hot singer.

Don't marry her fuck me but the cleen version

The song is great. Downvote because why the fuck would you fucking censor it. What's so offensive about fuck?

please dont Maria

Jacqui comes from my home town, she used to come into the nightclub I worked in, she is absolutely stunning and a lovely person

Well fuck me they edited it😂x

Not the real version

Enjoyin the sunshine smokin a big fat Bob Marley joint listenin to Beautiful South x

😂😂😂Couldn't get this song out my head 😜😂😂😂

Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in Bed
Laying there just watching telly
Then think of me instead

I'll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't marry her, fuck me

And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
She's a Ph. D in 'i told you so'
You've a knighthood in 'I'm not listening'

She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

Those lovely Sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head

Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the kitchen's always tidy
And the bathroom's always clean
She's a diploma in 'just hiding things'
You've a first in 'low esteem'

When your socks smell of angels
But your life smells of brie
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

I love to hate you

It's not supposed to be "have" me...

...or your Sandra Bullocks...

Mister M it is supposed to be don't marry her marry ME

‘Fuck’

Great song and cleaver lyrics - shame it's the sanitized version though.

I know "Fuck me" am I right

Indeed and not "grab your Sandra Bullocks" either :)

Don't marry her, fuck me to quote the original version

don't marry her Harry! (have me)

Harry who, Harry McGuire?

naw fuck me

I am a German,but pls fuck me....😇😈

It's annoying that they got rid of the old video which had 2.2 million views on DJ Bayonic's channel, just because they finally decided to upload it themselves.

Given this great song... i think he chose the right option! :D Jacqui Abbott is hot stuff in this video... good golly!

she was always hot

dont' marry her have me
a song that i think my ex need to play lol

lisa x lisa come across the pond and have me 😉

C'mon Lisa get over Him. Move on better fish in the pond never mind going over the pond

The original version is actually 'don't marry her, fuck me' 😄

Amazing voice and song.

Grew up listening to this song in the 90's and I'm still listening to it now. Great song.

The CLEAN version.

Johnny Cade and a couple of other things listen to the unclean version on the beautiful Souths, "Blue is the colour" album

Gail Sandison sadly miss them

Yup, and the only proper copy I can find here is blocked, do I really have to go down to the basement and root through the boxes for the CD, jeez....

Gotta lot of {temporary} man-made MILLIM£TR£$ in the BANK ?

'She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don't marry her, fuck me'

Don't marry her, have me

ill marry u xx

😀😀😀😀