Be More Chill Cast - Two-Player Game Lyrics






[MICHAEL:]
Apocalypse of the Damned!

[JEREMY:]
Level Nine!

[BOTH:]
The Cafetorium!

Find the bad guy, push him aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and..
Ah! Remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you..
Gah! You use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
'Cause it's an effed-up world
But it's a two-player game!
Hey!

[MICHAEL:]
Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette
It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
But it's no big, 'cause you and I are a team

We like out-of-print games
Retro skates
Got a Pac-Man tattoo
Nobody here appreciates
But soon we'll be together where they do

'Cause guys like us are cool in college
Cool in college, this I know
Guys like us are cool in college
We rule in college, listen bro
High school is hell, but we navigate it well
'Cause what we do, is we make it a two-player game

[BOTH:]
Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wah!
Ugh

[JEREMY:]
As losers, we have fought together for years
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
Now we're stuck on a level, and I wanna move on

[MICHAEL:]
Just wait two years whereupon
You'll realize
Guys like us are

[BOTH:]
Cool in college
Cool in college, won't be lame

[JEREMY:]
Dude, I know, I get it

[BOTH:]
Guys like us are cool in college

[JEREMY:]
But we're not in college

[MICHAEL:]
All the same
High school is whack, but we have each other's back
It's me and you

[BOTH:]
We make it a two-player game

Gah!
Oh!
Zombie!

[JEREMY'S DAD:]
Hello?

[BOTH:]
Blood!

[JEREMY'S DAD:]
Son?

[BOTH:]
Claws!

[JEREMY'S DAD:]
Jeremy!

[BOTH:]
Pause

[JEREMY:]
You know that you are my favorite person
That doesn't mean that I can't still dream

[MICHAEL:]
Is it really true?
I'm your favowite person?

[JEREMY:]
Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team
High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it
It's just what we do

[BOTH:]
We make it a two-player game!

Find the bad guy push him aside!
Then move on forward with your friend at your side!
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and..
Ah! Remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you..
Gah! You use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
'Cause it's an effed-up world
But it's a two-player game!
Hey!

Two-player game
Two-player game
He-e-ey!





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  1. m.... A....

    O original é melhor

  2. -.... *....

    I’m gonna Amit. This is my favorite song in the Whole play XD

  3. T.... J....

    Let’s admit



    Be more Chill brought Fabric Patches back

  4. M.... M....

    They couldn’t even say effed up world

  5. M.... 0....

    00:38 🐡🥕

  6. S.... ....

    Damn these censors are actually pretty good glad they just didn't bleep it out or something

  7. H.... ....

    I always love watching these bc of all the awkward censorship they have to di

    Ngl i died laughing when Will was like "High school's perverse, without you it would be so much worse"

  8. D.... H....

    If you think Michael is straight... Maybe Michael should stop giving you so much weed.

  9. D.... H....

    Every clip of Michael I see, he gets gayer and gayer.

  10. D.... H....

    Michael, sweetheart, your gay is showing. Big time.

  11. C.... M....

    I couldn't imagine someone other than George playing Michael

  12. J.... J....

    My favourite boys

  13. S.... J....

    Michael's little shoulder bops makes me dance along.

  14. B.... ....

    why do they both look like lesbians

  15. L.... T....

    is no one gonna talk about 6:20 or

  16. C.... T....

    "the power of friendship!'


    George, your not twilight sparkle from my little pony...






    or is he?

  17. C.... M....

    that hug when michael says "is it true im your favorite person" and jeremy kinda laughing a bit was Extremely Adorable

  18. W.... ....

    “Is it really true I’m your favowite person.”

    “Yessss!”




    That Micheal hug omg and Jeremy shoving him off I thought it was impossible to ship people this much

  19. H.... S....

    I love this (especially ALL the choreo) more than myself.... like actually ❤️ BMC is the absolute best

  20. F.... F....

    “We’re never not gonna be a team”

    Well yes but actually no...

  21. F.... ....

    I never knew Michael could get even gayer now hes 200%

  22. D.... T....

    help i can’t stop smiling

  23. T.... M....

    5:27 aww

  24. K.... G....

    I looked up a picture of the playbill and started crying...
    rip this show you will forever be loved

  25. A.... R....

    Nothing about this was straight

  26. T.... M....

    Is no one going to talk about how young Will looks in this?

  27. O.... I....

    Awww  ○3○  'Is it really true i'm your favourite pewwson? ^3^'      "Yes! We're never not gonna be  a team, high school is perverse, but without you it would be so much worse"   Two player ga(y)me  ○3○

  28. z.... a....

    who forgot the censoring and said "effed up world" instead of messed up at 6:10 ahahaha

  29. K.... T....

    2:54 Hi, I'll be your guide, I'll be your G U I D E to the actual song

  30. I.... A....

    5:12 los amo uwu xd

    I.... A....

    AAAAALGUienquehablaespañol

    I.... A....

    No soy la única q habla español Yeii c:

  31. J.... ....

    what the fuck did i just watch
    how did i get here
    i’m so confused

  32. G.... W....

    The fact that Michael is subtly hitting on Jeremy makes this so much better

  33. J.... B....

    2:56 is when the song starts. Thank me later.

  34. K.... ....

    Honestly I wish I was friends with them both.

    Actually, doesn’t everyone?-

  35. H.... d....

    I love Will Roland but he totally overdoes the way he makes words sound whacky

  36. A.... L....

    Things about the new be more chill: Michael got gayer

  37. S.... S....

    Michael in the bathroom :’c

  38. X.... ....

    2:49 YOUR WELCOME

  39. G.... D....

    5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27
    5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27
    5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27
    5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27
    5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27 5:27
    I will not stop tagging cuteness

  40. G.... D....

    5:22
    The cuteness is killing me

  41. G.... D....

    5:11
    And they had the *audacity* to make Stage Dorks canon

    G.... D....

    yeah i mean stage dorks is cute and all, but BoyfRends is life!

    G.... D....

    @gleek781 I KNOW. I have no hate towards Christine, but this is leading people on

    G.... D....

    ​@Gabriella Dure same! I love both Christineeee and the boyfs

  42. G.... D....

    4:48
    While I'm over and can't even hold my water bottle without dropping it

  43. G.... D....

    2:33
    Yes. "friendship"

  44. G.... D....

    1:52
    Roll credits

  45. K.... O....

    Did anyone else realize the gay flag on Michael’s hoodie😂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  46. A.... C....

    5:44 it looks like George is about to grab his hand and like hold his hand and I'm screeching

  47. S.... D....

    "I'm your favorwit perswon"

  48. t.... ....

    *dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette* best pickup line ever

  49. D.... ....

    These shippers tho
    😔👊

  50. N.... L....

    George: Good to see you!
    Me: He is a flawless being and I would die for him.

  51. R.... t....

    5:31
    Squip: _just you wait, just you wait_

  52. I.... F....

    You can hear them at 6:11 forgetting the lyric changes

  53. F.... Q....

    4:43 I fucking love the little gasp Michael does like he can't believe Jeremy just stole his controller

  54. X.... X....

    The dancing makes it 420% gayer which is pretty hard to accomplish seeing as how gay the song already was

  55. y.... j....

    I hate to be that person, but I HATE the on Broadway version. the lyrics just wjhsgegsg no

    y.... j....

    yeontan juul There were lyrics changed for other songs in the obcr (and I agree to some extent...just not enough to HATE I guess) but Two Player Game was never changed. This was a temporary one made for daytime tv.

  56. J.... ....

    body roll body roll body roll

  57. D.... J....

    Their screams literally blends....

  58. a.... d....

    Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  59. C.... D....

    Awwwwe I LOVE THISSSS😍😍

  60. C.... D....

    I love how humble they are

  61. D.... B....

    Starts at 2:51, for later reference

  62. U.... ....

    this is so cute tbh

  63. A.... ....

    I think they made micheal a bit more exagerated to show hes content with his life comared to jeremy wanting a change

  64. K.... M....

    "I'm so sweaty." - George Salazer. As a theatre kid, that is EVERYONE after a performance lol

  65. I.... ....

    George said “two player gaym”

  66. O.... ....

    teh clean version thooo

  67. K.... F....

    I once had my musical playlist on shuffle and this came one right before Michael in the bathroom and I felt a feeling of betrayal that you just can’t explain.

  68. T.... ....

    I love the little victory dance Michael does at 4:24

  69. A.... L....

    *LOOKING...PRE TTY...SEXY **-BROOKAH-** MICHAEL*

  70. W.... i....

    4:24
    There's never been a better time in history to be a loser

  71. D.... O....

    UGH WILL IS SO CUTW

  72. q.... ....

    Two player ga(y)me.

  73. r.... k....

    i always thought they looked older than their characters but next to those people they look like actual children

  74. R.... ....

    The little 'good job' is adorable goodness gracious

  75. M.... P....

    Sooo
    When did the pride patch get added to micheals hoodie
    Looks good

  76. c.... ....

    5:34 wow alright you're going to do that out of no where

  77. A.... C....

    I LOVE MY GAY SONS

  78. T.... T....

    I’m Michael where’s my Jeremy

  79. S.... T....

    i was silently saying in my head "pls kiss" and i got hyped when they were on a bed and michael started flirting

  80. L.... ....

    Awww I wish it was Connolly lol
    Edit before people yell at me: don't get me wrong, I love Roland but I think Connolly was a better Jeremy

  81. W.... W....

    PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS AT ALL STRAIGHT ABOUT THIS

  82. D.... S....

    Two losers playing video games me and my friend playing minecraft

  83. k.... g....

    I love that they bleep themselves

  84. N.... O....

    Why is Broadway sooo gay?? I mean like the lyrics, the delivery, it's all so corny.. do they do it on purpose??

    It's almost like church bands, they have no style, no swagger, and are an inch deep in complexity

  85. D.... C....

    Im sad... its closing soon. But atleast i get to see it before it closes

  86. A.... G....

    Preformance starts at 2:57

  87. P.... S....

    6:21 so no ones going to talk about Michael’s dance?

  88. E.... A....

    _Two Player Gayme_

  89. E.... A....

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The song starts
    at 2:52

  90. G.... K....

    The amount of life force I’ve gained from watching Michael and Jeremy be so gay is immeasurable like they _have_ to be dating
    It’s just canon enough for me to ship it and not be guilty, it’s the directors fault so shhh

  91. M.... D....

    6:35 “good job”-will

  92. J.... P....

    i’ve never seen gayer dancing. i love it

  93. J.... ....

    I’m so used to having complete references for my cosplays that now I want to cosplay Michael, I can’t just google search and be done with it. At least it gives me an excuse to watch this like 20 times

  94. C.... W....

    Um excuse me he didn't say "Highschool is sh*t"!! I want a refund! The pause he does really emphasizes the absolute sh*ttyness of highschool. How could you take that out?😂👏

  95. J.... V....

    I was trying to do the choreography at the end and my friend slapped me in the face.

  96. F.... W....

    Micheal is so precious

    F.... W....

    Fayth W. They both are.

  97. k.... a....

    *george salazar, handsome as ever.*