Be More Chill Cast - The Squip Song Lyrics






[RICH:]
Freshman year
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
I was a loser just like you
Good times would only
Soar by
I was gross
As every female would attest
My sexting was a futile quest
My little penis was depressed
He was so lonely
Poor guy
I was
Hopeless, hopeless
I was
Helpless, helpless
Every time I'd walk the hallway
I would trip
I was
Stagnant and idle
I was
So suicidal
And then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then I got a Squip

[JEREMY:]
You got quick?

[RICH:]
Not quick
Squip

[JEREMY:]
I've just never heard of it before

[RICH:]
Yeah, that's the point!
This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

[JEREMY:]
So...
It's like...
Drugs?

[RICH:]
It's better than drugs, Jeremy

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly

[RICH & ENSEMBLE:]
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

[RICH:]
Picture this:
Nobody cares if you are late
'Cause even teachers think you're great
Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders
Of teenage rockstar splendor
Right now you're
Helpless, helpless
You are
Almost hopeless
On the school's social map you're just a blip
But if you
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
To hip - Your whole life will flip!

[RICH & ENSEMBLE:]
When you buy a Squip!

[RICH:]
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
Oh, a Squip
Hey, yeah!
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
A Squip
A Squip
A Squip...





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  1. S.... ....

    *ahahahah yes I did¡!*

  2. p.... h....

    Me whenever my normie friends ask whats a s.q.u.i.p.

  3. F.... F....

    My new favorite moment: Gerard chasing Will around the stage

  4. S.... 0....

    HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL BEING IN THE BACK SINGING LIKE HE ALSO HAD A SQUIP-

  5. i.... ....

    *_that little uh when he did the body roll_* 👀

  6. E.... E....

    He's totally Bi

  7. A.... ....

    G e r a r d I s m y h u s b a n d

  8. L.... ....

    Crazy !

  9. A.... R....

    3:17 that little "uh" though. ❤👌🏻

  10. A.... R....

    Imagine just walking through the park, not knowing what is going on, seeing this huge crowd and then hearing a dude scream "IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
    That's paradise is what that is. Or hell, not sure lol.

  11. C.... W....

    i was listenng to this in slow motion to learn the hand motions and its hilarious "iiiits bettterrrr than drugggs jeremmyyyy

  12. W.... y....

    3:23


    The reason I'm straight

    W.... y....

    I'm so totally bi
    It's great

  13. M.... T....

    okay but just imagine going to the park and seeing the be more chill there.. just imAGINE

    M.... T....

    i mEANT CAST-

  14. J.... B....

    Gerard's body rolls >>>>>>>

  15. J.... N....

    SorrY BUT MICHEAL IN THE BACKROUND DANCING WITH SUNGLASSSES

  16. m.... g....

    lISP LISP LISL LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP LISP

  17. A.... J....

    1:07 and 3:24 Jeremy is absolutely terrified and I love it

  18. J.... R....

    iTS fRoM jAPaN

  19. M.... ....

    Im sorry but that was pretty gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  20. A.... S....

    Anyone else here to learn Rich's hand movements?

  21. C.... F....

    tag yourself im Gerard’s “even teachers think you’re gReAt”

  22. G.... G....

    Just pause at 2:20 trust me it's amazing

    G.... G....

    W I l l

  23. C.... L....

    This song makes me want to cry so hard I love Rich and Gerard so much at every moment I'm thinking "is this what he wants ? Is he okay doing this ?" At 3:28 I would normally freak out seeing Gerard's god chest but I can't help thinking "IS RICH OKAY WITH SHOWING THIS ? Is he comfortable with his body enough ?" Seriously someone get him some montain dew red I love my son save him please 😭♥️

    C.... L....

    S A M E

    C.... L....

    @The Prince Of Cats HE NEED HELP

    C.... L....

    @Caroline Lutz PROTECC THE BOI

    C.... L....

    @The Prince Of Cats there's a protection squad for Michael let's do one for Rich too !!!

  24. C.... L....

    I am actually crying I'm so sad it's closing so soon 💔

  25. S.... J....

    He seems like he's trying to not seem so giddy about the squip and its adorable

  26. T.... P....

    Gerard is a legit STAR

  27. G.... I....

    Can we just talk about Rich’s abs tho

  28. c.... t....

    rich with his lisp at the beginning then slapping himself AHHH

  29. S.... ....

    I enjoyed this and laughed at this. Like seriously. Imagine Rich chasing Jeremy around the bathroom. I love it.

  30. E.... _....

    Two rivers theater cast original
    Original broadway cast with the two rivers theater album’s songs
    New obc soundtrack +new squip

    My friend saw this on previews so she got the middle I’m getting the last one

    And legit no one has seen it when it was two rivers theater T^T

  31. C.... ....

    THE LISP IS REAL

  32. w.... o....

    1:08 Will is me trying to run away from my problems then realizing that I can’t so tying to hide from them

  33. F.... K....

    *IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAANNNN*

  34. B.... S....

    Here you go:
    1:49

  35. D.... H....

    My favorite 10 seconds starts at 3:24 trust me. You need this in your life.

  36. C.... H....

    I've just been watching the same part over and over trying to learn the squip dance

  37. A.... M....

    This is great, but I was a bit bothered by the rests or rather the lack of it in between notes

    Then again, this WAS played live so i understand why

  38. f.... ....

    I’m crying....





    *CUZ ITS FROM JAPAN!!!!!!!!!*





    just made it worse.

  39. F.... I....

    Me: *screams*
    My mom: HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED?!
    Me: GEORGE SALAZAR AAAAAAAAA

  40. S.... S....

    Why do I keep watching this? 😂

  41. M.... A....

    Rich: *aggressively chasing Jeremy around the stage* THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN THEN




    -I regret nothing-

  42. x.... ....

    Why was The smartphone hour a clean version bit this isn't?

  43. D.... A....

    3:24 / 3:39 my dudes my fav part XD

  44. S.... S....

    3:28 always makes me sad. Like don't get me wrong, the fact that he's lifting up his shirt is not the issue here, it's just that every time I've seen him sing that line and NOT lift his shirt, he sounds normal, but when he does like here and in the actual play, you can hear him sound out of breath on that note and I think it's cause he's sucking in and that makes me sad.

  45. r.... ....

    gerard would play a really good hawkeye, he looks like him and is kind of like him

  46. E.... R....

    iTs fRoM jAPAAANNNNNNNN

  47. K.... M....

    Friend: Brandon Urie Can hit very high notes

    Me:

  48. M.... M....

    My thoughts from 3:24 to 3:30:
    *rIcH aRe yOu aCtUaLlY oK*

  49. S.... ....

    Wowie, I wasn't e-squipped to watched this

  50. C.... L....

    I wish I could sing, so many roles I wanna do

  51. E.... T....

    Me: Lmao The squip song is the only one where nobody talks about gayness

    My friend: *show me this vid*

    Me: Woh eh nevermind...

  52. F.... U....

    Paused at 1:52 ummmmmmmm

  53. J.... B....

    I like how George and will are the only ones who have more than one shirt on

  54. G.... C....

    3:24 😳

  55. p.... r....

    I love how even before Jeremy has a squip it's correcting his posture 😂

  56. D.... P....

    Why are all the best BMC songs in the bathroom

  57. D.... P....

    Why are all the best BMC songs in the bathroom

  58. B.... T....

    CAN WE APPRECIATE THAT BODY ROLL PLEASE, not the shirt-lift one, THE SMALL ONE

  59. E.... T....

    I actually didn’t know who is Jared and now I know and holly crap it’s truue

  60. M.... L....

    I haven’t listened to BMC in like two years and I ended up singing this whole song lmao

  61. V.... ....

    I feel like Gerard in this song is like every tik tok cringy star ever

  62. b.... s....

    iTs FrOm JAPAN

  63. Y.... y....

    Good times would only soar BI

  64. e.... r....

    If you're wanting to learn the hand movements it starts around 1:20

  65. C.... K....

    Rich is helpless...as Eliza

  66. T.... o....

    When people talk about how the song wasn’t censored:

    Me: naw mate, the uncensored version was just Rich full on flirting with Jeremy.

  67. G.... ....

    Gerard humping towards Will

  68. A.... t....

    When Gerald said freshman year




    LISPTH

  69. A.... F....

    1:52 Will having to yank the microphone away from the speaker because of the audio playback

  70. L.... B....

    the way he says




    you got quick?!

  71. g.... m....

    imagine if a random bystander just walks by and sees this little dude singing about his dick

  72. M.... B....

    ITS FROM JAPANNNNNNN

  73. a.... s....

    someone pointed this out in a different video but OMG HE HAS THE LISP IN THE BEGINNING AND THEN HE HITS HIS HEAD TO STOP IT NOOOO MY HWEART

  74. K.... M....

    The way he says "cause even teachers think your great" omg I can't

  75. h.... ....

    I find it weird how in the The smartphone hour one. They replaced the cuss words but didnt in this

  76. S.... ....

    I'm so glad this is getting a broadway run! I'll buy the OBC recording day one.

  77. f.... l....

    Why is nobody talking about t h i s 3:28

  78. M.... B....

    Everybody: **legit something else about Gerard**
    Me: those trees tho...

  79. Z.... G....

    I love this

  80. T.... ....

    Gerard chasing Will around like a frightened little boy I watched that like 7 times

  81. A.... ....

    Is it my device or are the captions wrong? They're pretty weird 😂

  82. A.... Y....

    I want that heccing BMC shirt so flipping bad

  83. d.... L....

    this musical sucks ass but i like this song/the direction for rich's character a lot, honestly

  84. D.... ....

    1:24
    Sorry I need that replay so I can learn this

  85. A.... M....

    This was so funny but why does he look kind of like he’s on musical.ly in the beginning lmao

  86. D.... [....

    JARED KLEINMAN!

  87. A.... ....

    THE FACES

  88. S.... P....

    I love the way he said, "cause even teachers think youre great" at 2:44

  89. M.... C....

    *ITS FROM JAPAN*

  90. h.... k....

    Rich is a lispy boi

  91. R.... G....

    His hand movements are everything!