Bart Baker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody Lyrics
Check out my hair, isn't it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo
we're throwing rocks, and acting tough
even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup
our manager says we have to act straight,
we're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks
but secretly what we're looking for is some dick
shut the hell up guys and get back in THE closet,
they can't kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro
snorting bath salts and jumping in place,
look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
get away from me you psychos I have some mace
DAMN, it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful
NO NO NO get lost you drugged up homos
we're playing sports, so we seem straight
you need the gals, for record sales
so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
oh whats the point everyone can see it?
its obvious we like penis!
we are five gay british boys skipping in the waves
all we want to do is watch magic mike all day
lets all get into the water and masterbate
I'm gonna think bout you
I'm gonna think about you too
god dammit guys please stop being gay
ninety nine percent of your fans are straight ladies
if they find out your queers our sales will go away
ok fi-i-ine we'll save it for another night
theres a girl, go and act like straight guys
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off
but looking at you makes our penises go soft
OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
hey there boys it's the hoff, I've been on this beach since baywatch
and I've been watching you all this time
I've gotta say that your all looking mighty fine
why don't we head back to my place and have some wine?
yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical
NO NO NO DO NOT GO OVER TO HIS HOME!
woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Bart Baker - FEFE Parody
- Bart Baker - I Really Like You Parody
- Bart Baker - I Should Have Worn A Condom
- Bart Baker - I'm A Stupid Hoe
- Bart Baker - I'm The One Parody
- Bart Baker - It's Everyday Bro Parody
- Bart Baker - Juju On That Beat Parody
- Bart Baker - Kill 'Em With Kindness Parody
- Bart Baker - Lips Are Moving Parody
- Bart Baker - Live While We're Young Parody
- Bart Baker - Look What You Made Me Do Parody
- Bart Baker - Love Yourself Parody
- Bart Baker - I Feel It Coming (Parody)
- Bart Baker - I Don't Wanna Live Forever Parody
- Bart Baker - Humble Parody
- Bart Baker - Finesse Parody
- Bart Baker - Focus Parody
- Bart Baker - FourFiveSeconds Parody
Rand Lyrics
Last Posts
Beyonce Shakes the Internet with Surprise Super Bowl Tease and New Music Release
Beyoncé once again set the digital world abuzz with her latest musical surprise. In an unforgettable move during the Super Bowl, a Verizon commercial served...
Watch Usher’s Full Super Bowl 2024 Halftime Performance Usher, Alicia Keys, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris,
At the 2024 Super Bowl, Usher redefined the halftime show with a dazzling, career-highlight performance that will be remembered for years to come. Taking the...
Usher Unveils ‘Coming Home’: A Journey Through Sound and Soul in His Latest Album
Spanning three decades in the music industry, Usher has consistently mesmerized fans with his soulful tunes and magnetic performances. However, his most recent project, Coming...
Bart Baker What Makes You Beautiful Parody Comments
Is it me or we just play it so many times
ワンダイレクションの、メンバー一人一人にコイツらはイかれやがるどうにかしてやれって伝えてやるゥ〜
Subtitles please!!
2:40 *N I C E*
whoa whoa whoa these boys are my they are beautiful :) gets me all the time
im gonna tell my kids that the guy who interpreted zayn was zac efron
Anyone 2020?
Any one 2019 i miss one direction and thé most Bart Baker 😞
0:58 He looks like Tony Stark
Alexクソジジイのフレンドもいるぞォ〜安定フレンドだァ〜
Bart Baker is mean! He said we should click their ugly ass faces!
You don't your homosexual. You don't your homosexual.
Auto tune hhaah
7 years.... wow
I like zayn dance
The manager was so accurate lol
He is the reason 1D split up anyways
I've been on this beach since baywatch!
Always kills me.
Ah yes, let's recommend this to me 7 years later.
One fact for Bart I’m bad at singing 👍
Manager: THEY CAN"T KNOW OO THAT YOU ARE NOT HEDRO
Me as a Kpop fan: EvEry K PoP MaNaGer EvEr
I STAN BART BAKER <333
1:52 7w7
これ、ワンダイレクションのメンバーが見たら、皆牛乳を吹き晴らすだろうゥ〜
this why zayn malik left
オメェらナニモンだクソォ〜
funny thing: their management was actually kinda strict
1:50
Oh God...😂
この5人をこれから、サイコジェントルマンファイブティーンと呼ぶことにしようゥ〜
この5人は海で一夜を共にした奴らかァ〜イかれたサイコ野郎だァ〜
You're dumb the real song is better than you this song is crap they're not gay they're straight in the real song
Relax you idiot, this is just a parody...just for fun....don't take it that serious...
Its a joke.....its not real
I like this
I'm on the wrong side of YouTube again....
Sadly boy bands if they were gay they get upset like the manager in this video and they kick them out or Ethier replace them with the double body but honestly we need a GAY BOY BAND HELL YEAH
Oh my god i kiss
When he says the guys are is I laugh so hard
I like when the manager biffs bart in the back of his head. Lmfao
This will never fly today. Still funny though 😂
You know it’s a great parody when they make David Hasselhof gay! 😂
How TF does this have ad's????
You gotta admit this is a little homophobic and sexist, wouldn’t fly if published today.
Big fax😂
Remember when song parodies were weirdly popular on YouTube
This hasn’t aged well.
Ya think. I was thinking the same thing. Kinda sexist and homophobic if you ask me.
Hahhaahahhahah this I-is so so so funny my tummy hurt
O m g your parodies are extremely funny.
The real reason why the joker went crazy
Don’t make fun of 1d there not lesbians
1D: Are gay
Me: I don't mind changing gender XD
mmm... I knew it
Nah, they're not being gay, they're just being homies.
Haymaker 5178 huge facts
I still don't get why they're not allowed to admit they're gay, every girl I know likes them for being gay🤔
i miss bart before china
Wow. Michael Douglas is in it.
I feel bad for the manager
What was I watching when I was small?
I lost it when the hot guy's voice cracked.
This video is 7 year old
Thats just gay
It's funny cause Niall is the tallest
I love the fact that it takes the piss if gay stereotypes but it’s really funny as it obv a joke. Bart you know how to keep a very passionate lgbt 🏳️🌈 person calm
I've been a 1d stan since this came out and it just keeps getting more true as the years go on
The blonde is Steve Greene from JKNews/Party/Films and Shit they dont tell you, I just noticed it now and laughed my ass off
pupple girl :)))
Did they actually kiss
@dp good point
"99% of your fans are straight ladies" major of which are gay shippers.
RIP old bart.
"Nanananananananananananaaaaaaa
Yes yes yes yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!👀🚶♀️🏃♂️💨🚶♂️😂
Are they actually gay
Omg I'm dying, 1:21 I LOVE how he ignores the manager. He acts as if he isn't even there 😂😂
Lol i didn't even notice that!
FRIK OFF AND DO NOT MESS WITH ONE DIRECTION
Has anyone else notice that the first beat heard at the start is the exact same from the grease lighting song summer loving?
"Summer loving, had me a blast"
https://youtu.be/ZW0DfsCzfq4
Seriously go listen to it.
is that really David Hasselhoff ?
Harry just roasted that poor girl😂😂😂
1:32 I prefer my class to be Called T1T5 or B00-B5 and learn P3=N15
They look like an idiot
So sexy and gay
You suck
When they say they just wanna watch magic mike all day I felt that 😂😂
Awesome five some
They are straight guys
1:29 my favorite line
1:42 second fav
It's really fun
My daughter loves yo videos and asks who played the hoff?😇😇😎😎😎😎😎
According to Bart Baker One Direction is gay. According to Bart Baker Taylor Swift is the devil herself. According to Bart Baker Megan Trainor is self centered.
If anything them being gay would help there sails me being a girl who loves gays and bi's! there adorable!!!
yea but a lot of 1D's female fans fantasize about them and if they're gay it means they'd never feel the same way about those female fans.
all the others ones are good just not this video don’t do that to 1D ever
am new and am sorry I don’t like this am so sorry I just don’t like this sorry
Aaod was in my suggestions after this, only the real ones would remember aaod🙏👊🏻
😂😂😂
2019???
2019❤️
I love this. I am a homosexual, panromanitic, trans guy.
Vpces sao umas merdas
These balls are mine are beautiful.