Bart Baker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody Lyrics






Check out my hair, isn't it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo
we're throwing rocks, and acting tough
even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup
our manager says we have to act straight,
even though we're all gay!
we're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks
but secretly what we're looking for is some dick
shut the hell up guys and get back in THE closet,
they can't kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro
snorting bath salts and jumping in place,
look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
get away from me you psychos I have some mace
DAMN, it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful
NO NO NO get lost you drugged up homos
we're playing sports, so we seem straight
our manager says that thats a girl wa-a-ay
you need the gals, for record sales
so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
oh whats the point everyone can see it?
its obvious we like penis!
we are five gay british boys skipping in the waves
all we want to do is watch magic mike all day
lets all get into the water and masterbate
I'm gonna think bout you
I'm gonna think about you too
god dammit guys please stop being gay
ninety nine percent of your fans are straight ladies
if they find out your queers our sales will go away
ok fi-i-ine we'll save it for another night
theres a girl, go and act like straight guys
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off
but looking at you makes our penises go soft
OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
hey there boys it's the hoff, I've been on this beach since baywatch
and I've been watching you all this time
I've gotta say that your all looking mighty fine
why don't we head back to my place and have some wine?
yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical
NO NO NO DO NOT GO OVER TO HIS HOME!
woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful!





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  1. T.... A....

    Is it me or we just play it so many times

  2. �.... ....

    ワンダイレクションの、メンバー一人一人にコイツらはイかれやがるどうにかしてやれって伝えてやるゥ〜

  3. A.... H....

    Subtitles please!!

  4. C.... :....

    2:40 *N I C E*

  5. C.... D....

    whoa whoa whoa these boys are my they are beautiful :) gets me all the time

  6. v.... g....

    im gonna tell my kids that the guy who interpreted zayn was zac efron

  7. A.... A....

    Anyone 2020?

  8. A.... a....

    Any one 2019 i miss one direction and thé most Bart Baker 😞

  9. M.... B....

    0:58 He looks like Tony Stark

  10. �.... ....

    Alexクソジジイのフレンドもいるぞォ〜安定フレンドだァ〜

  11. H.... J....

    Bart Baker is mean! He said we should click their ugly ass faces!

  12. f.... m....

    You don't your homosexual. You don't your homosexual.

  13. a.... r....

    Auto tune hhaah

  14. C.... C....

    7 years.... wow

  15. D.... G....

    I like zayn dance

  16. m.... ....

    The manager was so accurate lol
    He is the reason 1D split up anyways

  17. l.... ....

    I've been on this beach since baywatch!
    Always kills me.

  18. S.... ....

    Ah yes, let's recommend this to me 7 years later.

  19. H.... M....

    One fact for Bart I’m bad at singing 👍

  20. M.... F....

    Manager: THEY CAN"T KNOW OO THAT YOU ARE NOT HEDRO





    Me as a Kpop fan: EvEry K PoP MaNaGer EvEr





    I STAN BART BAKER <333

  21. a.... s....

    1:52 7w7

  22. �.... ....

    これ、ワンダイレクションのメンバーが見たら、皆牛乳を吹き晴らすだろうゥ〜

  23. S.... H....

    this why zayn malik left

  24. �.... ....

    オメェらナニモンだクソォ〜

  25. O.... K....

    funny thing: their management was actually kinda strict

  26. L.... V....

    1:50
    Oh God...😂

  27. �.... ....

    この5人をこれから、サイコジェントルマンファイブティーンと呼ぶことにしようゥ〜

  28. �.... ....

    この5人は海で一夜を共にした奴らかァ〜イかれたサイコ野郎だァ〜

  29. J.... B....

    You're dumb the real song is better than you this song is crap they're not gay they're straight in the real song

    J.... B....

    Relax you idiot, this is just a parody...just for fun....don't take it that serious...

    J.... B....

    Its a joke.....its not real

  30. G.... V....

    I like this

  31. D.... .....

    I'm on the wrong side of YouTube again....

  32. l.... g....

    Sadly boy bands if they were gay they get upset like the manager in this video and they kick them out or Ethier replace them with the double body but honestly we need a GAY BOY BAND HELL YEAH

  33. C.... A....

    Oh my god i kiss

  34. E.... V....

    When he says the guys are is I laugh so hard

  35. T.... G....

    I like when the manager biffs bart in the back of his head. Lmfao

  36. A.... L....

    This will never fly today. Still funny though 😂

  37. Q.... ....

    You know it’s a great parody when they make David Hasselhof gay! 😂

  38. B.... ....

    How TF does this have ad's????

  39. W.... G....

    You gotta admit this is a little homophobic and sexist, wouldn’t fly if published today.

    W.... G....

    Big fax😂

  40. X.... S....

    Remember when song parodies were weirdly popular on YouTube

  41. 3.... ....

    This hasn’t aged well.

    3.... ....

    Ya think. I was thinking the same thing. Kinda sexist and homophobic if you ask me.

  42. J.... S....

    Hahhaahahhahah this I-is so so so funny my tummy hurt

  43. N.... V....

    O m g your parodies are extremely funny.

  44. C.... B....

    The real reason why the joker went crazy

  45. H.... N....

    Don’t make fun of 1d there not lesbians

  46. _.... .....

    1D: Are gay
    Me: I don't mind changing gender XD

  47. N.... D....

    mmm... I knew it

  48. H.... 5....

    Nah, they're not being gay, they're just being homies.

    H.... 5....

    Haymaker 5178 huge facts

  49. G.... R....

    I still don't get why they're not allowed to admit they're gay, every girl I know likes them for being gay🤔

  50. T.... ....

    i miss bart before china

  51. d.... s....

    Wow. Michael Douglas is in it.

  52. A.... H....

    I feel bad for the manager

  53. D.... ....

    What was I watching when I was small?

  54. A.... M....

    I lost it when the hot guy's voice cracked.

  55. P.... ....

    This video is 7 year old

  56. l.... t....

    Thats just gay

  57. L.... A....

    It's funny cause Niall is the tallest

  58. L.... B....

    I love the fact that it takes the piss if gay stereotypes but it’s really funny as it obv a joke. Bart you know how to keep a very passionate lgbt 🏳️‍🌈 person calm

  59. S.... S....

    I've been a 1d stan since this came out and it just keeps getting more true as the years go on

  60. R.... K....

    The blonde is Steve Greene from JKNews/Party/Films and Shit they dont tell you, I just noticed it now and laughed my ass off

  61. M.... L....

    pupple girl :)))

  62. d.... v....

    Did they actually kiss

    d.... v....

    @dp good point

  63. N.... 5....

    "99% of your fans are straight ladies" major of which are gay shippers.

  64. G.... G....

    RIP old bart.

  65. J.... T....

    "Nanananananananananananaaaaaaa
    Yes yes yes yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!👀🚶‍♀️🏃‍♂️💨🚶‍♂️😂

  66. I.... ....

    Are they actually gay

  67. C.... R....

    Omg I'm dying, 1:21 I LOVE how he ignores the manager. He acts as if he isn't even there 😂😂

    C.... R....

    Lol i didn't even notice that!

  68. S.... N....

    FRIK OFF AND DO NOT MESS WITH ONE DIRECTION

  69. A.... ....

    Has anyone else notice that the first beat heard at the start is the exact same from the grease lighting song summer loving?
    "Summer loving, had me a blast"
    https://youtu.be/ZW0DfsCzfq4
    Seriously go listen to it.

  70. K.... S....

    is that really David Hasselhoff ?

  71. X.... ....

    Harry just roasted that poor girl😂😂😂

  72. T.... B....

    1:32 I prefer my class to be Called T1T5 or B00-B5 and learn P3=N15

  73. A.... T....

    They look like an idiot

  74. S.... A....

    So sexy and gay

  75. G.... Y....

    You suck

  76. r.... ....

    When they say they just wanna watch magic mike all day I felt that 😂😂

  77. N.... S....

    Awesome five some

  78. S.... a....

    They are straight guys

  79. M.... ....

    1:29 my favorite line
    1:42 second fav

  80. K.... P....

    It's really fun

  81. A.... O....

    My daughter loves yo videos and asks who played the hoff?😇😇😎😎😎😎😎

  82. L.... A....

    According to Bart Baker One Direction is gay. According to Bart Baker Taylor Swift is the devil herself. According to Bart Baker Megan Trainor is self centered.

  83. s.... ....

    If anything them being gay would help there sails me being a girl who loves gays and bi's! there adorable!!!

    s.... ....

    yea but a lot of 1D's female fans fantasize about them and if they're gay it means they'd never feel the same way about those female fans.

  84. s.... s....

    all the others ones are good just not this video don’t do that to 1D ever

  85. S.... u....

    am new and am sorry I don’t like this am so sorry I just don’t like this sorry

  86. S.... I....

    Aaod was in my suggestions after this, only the real ones would remember aaod🙏👊🏻

  87. S.... I....

    😂😂😂

  88. �.... �....

    2019???

  89. M.... G....

    2019❤️

  90. A.... K....

    I love this. I am a homosexual, panromanitic, trans guy.

  91. E.... A....

    Vpces sao umas merdas

  92. A.... N....

    These balls are mine are beautiful.