Bart Baker - Uptown Funk! Parody Lyrics
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do da!
This song is lazy it just rips off the 80's
Every
Nostril
Had some white nose candy in it
And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes
I'm too high
Just snort
That guy looks like Michael Jackson
I'm 5'5'
That's short
That's not a man, that's a lesbian
Some dork
I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson!
This looks like New York
But it's just a cheap run-down movie set
Girls walking by ignore us
Ew!
Walk by and just ignore us
Ew!
This song has no real chorus
True!
It's just me and these four guys clappin'
Looking into the camera clappin'
Something cool is about to happen
We're gonna dance while the cameraman spins the camera around
Spin it!
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Mark don't try to get down!
White boy dance like a clown
Why? Because I'm not brown?
Hey don't have a meltdown!
Please let me hang around!
Okay fine just
Stop!
Come walk with me
Just don't dance Ronson you're too shitty
Bruno please sign this check to buy a car that's a wreck
Which we'll dance 'round in the street without gettin' in it
Can I please dance with you guys now?
No Mark Ronson you keep sittin'
I'm too hot
You're wet
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!
The sweat's turning my pink jacket red
Could you stop dancin'
I'm trying to shine your shoes you coke head!
Now we've got
Up top
Old lady hair rollers on our heads
We look like grandmas
And my damn nose is bloody from the blow
I was on a computer
Ooh!
And I read a strange rumor
Ooh!
You're Michael Jackson Jr.!
Ooh!
So is it true was he your father?
That would be an amazing honor
That can't be they're different colors!
Back from the dead to clear up this shit
But first grab your own dick and dance!
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
One more time grab your dick
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Time for rumors is done
Yes I have one more son
And the world will be stunned
To learn you are the one
I'm your father!
[Bruno Mars (Bart Baker):]
Oh my god! I knew it! I'm Michael Jackson's son! The rumors were true!
[Michael Jackson:]
No, not you! Him, Mark Ronson!
[Jack Douglass (Mark Ronson Impersonator):]
YES! That means I'm black…I can dance – heh! In your face, guys!
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Bart Baker Uptown Funk! Parody Comments
Love. Blocks. Come in Wow Zombie. 😂😂👱👶👮👑💄💹❤❤❤💘💘😂😁😁
That's not a man that's a lesbian
LMAO
The girls walk by and say ewwww had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
Who's that guy? some dork! 😂
2:27 HeHeE
...I Can't
“That’s not a man, that’s a lesbian” 😂
Aaaamazing 😍😍
Love. 👱👶👮👑💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘👑💘💘💘😤😭😯
To. Come. Stop in. OK. Love. 119 $
Who's that guy ....some dork 😂😂😂😂😂
We’re
Favorite part 1:44
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
1:35 walking after biochemistry exam
I think it not real Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson
When you have too much auto tune
Jacksfilms coming out as black before he did it on his channel 😂
Why is micheal jackson in this song
It's almost as if agent Smith is in this.
girl walk by and just ignore me too guess that why i am single or maybe cause i am shy sure oh i wont dance n clap they will ignore me more
LOL "You keep sitting"
So sad Bart Baker is not doing anymore parodies :(
1:34 just don’t dance ronson you’re too shitty
...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh jacksfilms tho
That Michael Jackson looks unconvincing
"Hee hee"
that michael jackson looks like rodrick from the new diary of the wimpy kid movie
Thais is not micheal jakson soryyy
Me at 11:This is fucking hilarious
Me at 16: This is still fucking hilarious
Jacksfilms
fartsandnoses ikr wtf HAHAHAB I JUST NOTICED
1:12
Jacksfilms/Jack Douglas!!!
"That's not a man, it's a lesbian" LMAO
2:22 LOL
"back from the dead to clear up this shit" 😂
But first grab your own dheick and dance!
One of the very first sign I was bisexual: my 8 yo self (I’m 13 now) liked when they grabbed their dicks, that turned me on so much. I had a boner and felt myself out but didn’t cum because I didn’t know how to
2:17 what everybody had better come for
0:50 sup baddie
0:52 well you ugly anyway
0:53 hey mama
0:54 and? You ugly too bitch
There r 2 voices per word and another thing is that the first girl that said ew looked like from Vat19
That make me laugh
😂😂
Get lost idiots
what happened to Bart mehn?....Used to watch his parodies on a regular
nii_amart he turned to Snapchat
nii_amart He sold himself to the China
what the fuck is wrong with his head
And people are supposed to believe that was Micheal Jackson
One of the funniest ones
Oh my god John is MJ's son???
Imagine if Michael Jackson didn’t die and collaborated with Bruno
Jacksfilms!
I remember I used to actually believe Bruno Mars was Michael Jackson’s son lol
John caught me off guard
Kid: *wants to go to the bathroom*
Every teacher on the planet: 1:46
OM LOL the Michael Jackson part tho!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they said rumor I thought it was going to be the does bruno Mars is gay
This is how all of Jack’s fans treat him
Now the video is very cool and everything, but you know what's REALLY awesome? Knowing that ALL of the voices were perfomed by Bart himself.
Mark Ronson in this parody looks like agent from the matrix
You mean mr Smith? Yeah he looks like mr Smith
I miss Bart 😭
Can I just say, Jacksfilm's dancing is really good
I thought the Michael Jackson in tjis the was a girl😣😣
My favorite!! Love it 💏
"Hee hee"
This song is great on coke.......... 👻
*When you’re watching a Bart Baker parody and your favorite singer suddenly appears in the video.*
Miss ur parodies ❤
Yo is that jacksfilms
Coke head XD
Why does the person dressed as Michael actually look like pre surgery Michael?
I pay my Internet bill for THIS ONLY!!
That white guy is jacksfilms and he has abducted a girl in his basement named Erin.
Back from the dead to clear up this shit, 😂😂😂
I see agent smith featured on this song
Uuummmmm......OK._.
Thats not mark ronson!
Thats john ronson!
THE HEEHEE KILLED ME
2:28 lol
Kid: i gotta go to the bathroom
Every teacher in existence: 1:46
No mark Ronson you keep sittin
A girl played Michal Jaxson
3:03 IS THAT JACKSFILMS?!??!?!
I felt sorry for Mark😅
Kpop????
Would you like to...
Wow... Much better than origonal!
Please check out my 4 year olds Parody
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Tv98qxUf3oM
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I thought this was a Bruno Mars song. Oh and bye the way, this has to be the first parody with Michael Jackson in it that doesn't make fun of him, that's why I love the video. It doesn't make fun off anyone which is great.
Great throw against enemy
Why did mark remind me of ferris buler
I miss the old bart :((
Why , this song is not theat bad
If my granny loves the original song she will hate this parody, but I love it.
When I watched that first time I thought "Men, i know this guy playin Mark Ronson" Now I know its the guy from *cough*
The yiay guy
that's not a man that's a lesbian
I HATE THAT PARODY SO MUCH DUDE 😠😠😠 & 2:48 LAUGH OUT LOUD BRO
I'd love to see Bruno & all the other guys in the video react to this. I think they'd get a kick out of it😂
“I’m too high”
“Just snort”
😂😂😂😂😂 R.I.P me.
Names Bruno mars NOT M.J.
忠実に、再現されてる(^^)
Let’s do a Lyrics chain
I’ll go first
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Aaaaaaaaah
This song is lazy
It just rips off the 80s
Back when all Funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts
And everyone got up to use the bathroom ten minutes
Bruno's racist
didnt expect jacksfilms to be in this video
i love jack as mark ronson
"That isn't a guy, thats a lesbian."
lmao that got me.
0:35 Kills me every time XD "THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE- MICHAEL JACKSON" 😂