Bart Baker - Rude Parody Lyrics






I have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don't know it
Save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is
Check her accounts to see where she's been
Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook
Her car's at her house so she must be in

I'm your daughter's stalker can I make her my wife?
Say yes
Say yes

Go to hell asshole crappy fake reggae one hit wonders aren't my daughter's type get the hell away from my house psycho!

OMG her dad's so rude
Creepy stalkers have rights too
There's nothing that he can do
His daughter is gonna marry me

She'll be my girl
It is our destiny
I'll be her world
And she'll always obey me

Did that weird guy just say that he's stalking me?
He should really use sham poooooooooo

The Jamaican accent in my voice is totally fake
But my love's real and she has no choice
She will be my life mate
Her family's so hungry
Waiting for the guy from Dominos
I will steal his clothing
This time I'll surely get thru the door
Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?
I did yes, thanks I paid on the phone
Let me put it on the table for you
No just give me it
Hey wait aren't you
That creep from before!

Don't come back or you'll be screwed
I'm calling the cops on you
Just one sec before you do
Can I at least smell your panties babe?

Come near my girl and you'll get an ass kicking!
You can't fight fate we're meant to be family
If you come back I will fill you full of lead!
How the hell did I get nude?

I call on the spirits to help make her my wife
Hey check it out it's Bob Marley's ghost
Promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life and I'll grant your wish
I swear on my soul

Time to change this old man's tude
(WHAT THE HELL!)
With my magic Marley doob
My daughter is all yours dude
Does anyone have a piece of cake?

I now pronounce you stalker and stalkee
You may now kiss your bridal abductee
Hold up you freak there's one thing before you kiss me
I am actually a dude
David Copperfield!

That's right! And now for my greatest magic trick of all time, I'll make an extremely annoying one hit wonder band disappear

Now that's what I call magic, man

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  1. A.... R....

    What's year today?

  2. L.... S....

    Creepy stalker has right to
    Me: yes sure maybe

  3. M.... T....

    I paused it on 2:36 everyone looks weird mostly the one in the left

  4. J.... m....

    Omg her dad so rude 😂😆😂

  5. �.... ....

    なぜ、Facebookワードォ〜

  6. J.... m....

    The dads face when he talls him to stop coming

  7. S.... T....

    *IF YOU COME BACK I WILL PUMP YOU WITH LEAD*
    I'd listen to him man he cocked the shotgun.

  8. E.... ....

    Best YouTuber ever idc what anyone says

  9. M.... F....

    Wow the new season of “You” looks lit

  10. A.... T....

    I unsubscribed because you are soooooo weird I hate bart Baker he teaches my bad words I never knew saying that girl has big tites e2

  11. f.... c....

    Sick song dude

  12. J.... S....

    Bart's a pervert

  13. S.... B....

    U look like a letterkenny guy

  14. M.... D....

    “But she don’t know it” 😭

  15. F.... ....

    How the hell did i get nude


    thats what she said

  16. P.... H....

    What the fuck don't mess with jamaican

  17. J.... S....

    Is this why I I can't use social media?

  18. V.... 7....

    I tried signing this on my classmate's house with my crush in, and now I'm a loser and a creep😐☹️☹️☹️

  19. C.... J....

    🕶️

  20. S.... S....

    I Just Realise this song is about the dad who is strict of her daughter AND HE CALLED THE GIRL DAD RUDE

  21. L.... B....

    Stop insulting Magic you're a horrible person probably but I love your songs the really awesome you should really listen to use yourself saying but please don't insult anymore Magic videos please

  22. S.... S....

    I really need to 1:07

  23. K.... K....

    The old dude is the best part of this

  24. A.... G....

    Pero gue cojones

  25. S.... E....

    I can’t believe tommy lee is married to her Jesus fuckin christ

  26. R.... C....

    He should use shamp ppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  27. D.... S....

    I would love a peace of cake

  28. F.... ....

    Creepy stalkers have rights to


    I feel you mate

  29. D.... T....

    2:18 that's a mood right there if I've ever seen one.

  30. E.... E....

    We miss u in 2020

  31. _.... M....

    Creepy Stalker’s Have right too😂😂

  32. M.... H....

    That was good, but check this out 巴特·贝克(Bart Baker)被抢购一空

  33. P.... B....

    2020 anyone

  34. L.... ....

    *I have a girl, she is my girlfriend, but she don't know it*
    Damn bro that shit deep

  35. S.... G....

    2:43 what’s this mean?

  36. S.... S....

    the best thing about baker’s parodies was his facial expressions 😂

  37. R.... S....

    1:07 i laughed

  38. R.... �....

    really miss u bart baker 🙂💔

  39. M.... G....

    1:07 ......(giggle) she said poo.........-everyone but me

  40. x.... r....

    2020 niggas

  41. K.... H....

    “Her family is soooo hungry! Waiting for the guy from Dom-i-nos” 😂

  42. s.... 2....

    Well sh*t😂

  43. O.... N....

    Should have worked in a line "ill stalk her anyway" would have been hilarious

  44. A.... V....

    nobody:
    dad: does any1 have a piece a cake-

  45. t.... _....

    Lip sync tutorial 101

  46. R.... ....

    2:45 *DOES ANYONE HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE*

  47. S.... ....

    "OMG her dads so rude , Creppy stalkers have rights too. " Bart baker - 2014

  48. R.... ....

    Way too creepy for 2020 😂😂😂😎

  49. P.... N....

    Marley had 1 helluva fatty

  50. R.... G....

    how does the dad get mad from the guy as a pizza dude I would think he worked there and just hate him but take the food anyway

  51. P.... M....

    Wow being so rude


    U not a stalker

  52. A.... K....

    🍈😀🍎😡And your dad's so rude.🤬🍎👶🏻🧸💠🧑

  53. n.... ....

    *_”I’m Actually a Dude”_*

    _Best Top 10 Anime Plot Twists_

  54. J.... J....

    U must ruin songs with overly used jokes

  55. J.... S....

    Does this remind anyone else of the netflix series "You"?

    J.... S....

    Joanna Stubington OMG I BINGED THQT OMG UR SO RIGHT THOOOOO

    J.... S....

    @Charlie Clothier haha i just started watching this Christmas and I'm about to start the second series.

  56. J.... k....

    1:04 SHAMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD

    J.... k....

    More like shampUuuUUUuUuUuU~

  57. j.... ....

    Bart you steal my car oh wait mines wrecked nvm 😂😂😂

  58. A.... C....

    Time to change this old man’s tude

  59. H.... S....

    Why does the original song sound like a Bart Baker parody of a song?

  60. I.... l....

    Also known as

    “Nice Guys” the song

  61. J.... A....

    "I'm your daughter stalker can I make her my wife say yes say yes"

    Father: yes you can make her your wife 🤣

  62. R.... F....

    It's making me laugh 😂

  63. E.... T....

    Yandere Simulator :10 game best
    Bart Baker :Hold my beer 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗😂💗💗💗

  64. A.... C....

    Este man fue parte de mi etapa smosh, vine, wattpad, etc

  65. b.... w....

    Are you suppose to be FINN WOLFHARD

  66. y.... ....

    😂😂😂

  67. g.... t....

    Crapy fake reggea one it wonders. ..
    My band and i felt that 😔

  68. C.... 1....

    I would have missed her while she was still a girl

  69. C.... T....

    When he was.. funny... :(

  70. N.... W....

    Hay i rilly like the song but my names Marley named after Bob Marley!😁

  71. J.... G....

    That's cool
    *But check this*

  72. g.... R....

    That's not even Jamaican

  73. A.... H....

    COME BACK BART BACKER

  74. R.... ....

    I don’t really like this song but the original more but I’m loyal so I love this song and liked it!

  75. U.... O....

    I died when Bob Marley ghost showed up 😂

    U.... O....

    Sucks that bart is working for china now

  76. w.... ....

    I Remember watching this in 2015 this shit is weird lmao

  77. J.... W....

    The number plate been listening to this song for ages and only see the plate 😂👌

  78. G.... K....

    I’m thinking about showing this to my dad.

  79. S.... D....

    The acualy know the brother of the guy Who wrote the song rude.

  80. l.... L....

    Twitter Snapchat Facebook, bro forgot Instagram

  81. S.... A....

    I Love your songs

  82. N.... ....

    0:21
    I love that too.

  83. G.... ....

    I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S STALKER CAN I MAKE HER MY WIFE
    SAY YES SAY YES


    GO TO HELL ASSHOLE


    Me: Fuck off Bitch

  84. S.... J....

    It always make me sad that how they massacrated my boi, now he is doing tiktok shit.

  85. W.... ....

    2019 anyone?

  86. T.... b....

    #NASRISTALKER

  87. T.... b....

    #NASRISTALKER

  88. L.... B....

    wait how the fuck did kda popstars get here

  89. D.... ....

    Creepy stalkers have the rights to stalk

  90. T.... M....

    Offensive asf

  91. Y.... G....

    Don't say this is better than original





    This is original

  92. M.... Y....

    ‘Come near my girl and you’ll get an ass kicking’ that face after what he said XD

  93. C.... ....

    0:21 why is no one talking about that number plate

  94. M.... C....

    Don't come back or you'll be screwed wtf his face

  95. S.... ....

    Who else is on a Bart Binge cause they miss his stuff 😢

    S.... ....

    @Riley Ware youtube fucked him over, just like they have been doing it to most youtubers.

    S.... ....

    @b king or he literally doing chinese tiktok

    S.... ....

    @Joseph Stalin that's why he is doing Chinese tiktok. Youtube demonitized him hence he had no choice but to go their.
    When you hit rock bottom, you have to do shit stuff