Bart Baker - No Parody Lyrics






[Meghan Trainor:]
Everything about this is no
This song is
No!
This vid is
No!
My dancing is
No!
Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears
Did 15 years ago

[Dancers:]
What's with your new look it's straight up no!

[Dancer 1:]
Your hair is
No!

[Dancer 2:]
Your clothes are
No!

[Dancer 3:]
Your makeup is
No!

[Dancer 2:]
Your stylist really blows

[Dancer 1:]
Did she pick out that coat?

[Dancer 3:]
You should let her go

[Dancers:]
You look like a leprechaun girl

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

I wanted to do
Something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair
Changed the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded
The sound that made me big
Nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop
For a sound
That straight rips off N'SYNC and Britney Spears style pop

There's a message in this song
It's a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a man talks to you say

[Janitor 1:]
Excuse me

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Janitor 2:]
We're here to

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Janitor 3:]
We need to clean

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Janitor 1:]
We need to clean the floor!

[Janitor 2:]
We are the janitors!

[Janitor 3:]
I guess we should just start

[Meghan Trainor:]
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!

[Janitor 1:]
We'll start here

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Janitor 2:]
Be careful!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Janitor 3:]
The floor is wet!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Janitor 1:]
Miss Trainor

[Meghan Trainor:]
I said no!

[Janitor 2:]
But you're dancing too close!

[Janitor 3:]
You're going to slip

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!
Quit asking me out guys, I said no!

Every guy I see
Tries hitting on me
I'm sick of it that's why I'm mean to them

[Dancer 4:]
But that sounds arrogant!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No, you don't understand
The effect my body has on men
All these girls with me
Are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song
Is about
Positive body image for overweight girls

[VP 1:]
Meghan, we're senior VP's

[VP 2:]
At your record company

[VP 3:]
We're concerned about this

[Meghan Trainor:]
No, stop trying to hit on me!

[VP 1:]
Now we think

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[VP 2:]
This song's too

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[VP 3:]
It's not a hit!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[VP 1:]
You need to re-record

[VP 2:]
And maybe write some more

[VP 3:]
Songs like you did before

[Meghan Trainor:]
I'm not going out with you assholes!

[VP 1:]
I don't want

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[VP 2:]
I'm married!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[VP 3:]
Meghan, I'm gay!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!
Shut up, leave me alone!

[VP 1:]
But Meghan

[Meghan Trainor:]
I said no!
You're not taking me home!

[VP 2:]
What's wrong with her?

[VP 3:]
She's delusional!

[Meghan Trainor:]
All men are good for nothing
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar, it's totally stuck?

[Meghan Trainor:]
No!

[Man:]
What?

[Meghan Trainor:]
Neh!!

[Man:]
Meghan, please

[Meghan Trainor:]
No! No!

[Man:]
I tried to help!

[Doctor:]
Results are back
From tests we ran
On your blood Meghan
And we have determined
You're actually a man

[Meghan Trainor:]
That can't be!

[Doctor:]
Yes it can!

[Meghan Trainor:]
If I'm a man then I must say no!

To my hands
No!
To my feet
No!
To my elbows
No!
To myself as a whole!

[Doctor:]
She is losing control!
She is gonna blow!

[Meghan Trainor:]
No n-n-no n-n-no no
N-argh!

[Doctor:]
Oh wait, my graph was upside-down. She actually was a woman. Sorry.
Sorry, Meghan. Oops.





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  1. R.... ....

    Greece - 28/10

  2. P.... S....

    I thought Link from gmm was in the thumbnail for a second 😔

  3. E.... W....

    Google translate songs make more sense than this...

  4. C.... B....

    1:57 yes.

  5. J.... t....

    You sounded like the guy from South Park

  6. O.... 1....

    He nailed the outfit

  7. S.... ....

    Sounds like Eric Cartmen 😂

  8. L.... u....

    MEGHAN IM GAY

  9. k.... ....

    no one:
    the self centered girl in my class:

  10. Y.... ....

    This parody sounds better than the actual song

  11. P.... 1....

    MEGHAN IM GAY
    😂

  12. t.... r....

    นั้นเหนี่ยงหรือห่วงยางว่ะนะ

  13. A.... A....

    *meghan I’m gay*
    What she would have said if she is crazy AF
    *NO just change into a STRAIGHT GOD DAMN IT*

  14. S.... M....

    FUCK YOU

  15. J.... S....

    The awkward moment when you realise.....bart bakers a man

  16. D.... P....

    You're no parody who sings I don't hate the same that you hate is the hair

  17. h.... w....

    *MEGHAN I’M GAY!*

  18. K.... ....

    1.5x speed is kinda good lmao
    I LOVE THIS PARODY ♥️🤣

  19. s.... l....

    Gurl megan u are the best

  20. Y.... 1....

    NO!
    MEGAN IM GAY😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

  21. J.... S....

    This is funny 😂😂😂

  22. E.... N....

    I like this song but I hate my life

  23. F.... H....

    Is it just me or do the first 3 seconds sound kinda satisfying?

  24. h.... h....

    I thought it wasn't a parody

  25. a.... a....

    LET BART MAKE HIS OWN SONGS

    a.... a....

    He has a few ya know....

  26. �.... �....

    Ain't got gonna be aesthetic but it funny of course

  27. H.... 3....

    Why i dindt see this before? Omg xd

  28. P.... ....

    𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹





    𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 >:)

  29. B.... L....

    I can't believe I used to find this funny lol

    B.... L....

    What change?

    B.... L....

    @Unlawful P-P HeadSome things get old for some people, but this'll never get old for me.

  30. c.... c....

    😂😂😂

  31. D.... J....

    0:01
    Everyone when the end of school day bell rings
    *ReEeEeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeEeEeEeEeEeE*

  32. S.... S....

    WHYYYYYYYYYYY BART MADE GOOD VIDEOS NOW HE IS SUCKING UP TO CHINA

  33. L.... W....

    I think I like this video Music

  34. R.... R....

    Can you do Hayley Kiyoko's songs? Who is agreed with me?

    R.... R....

    do u English?

    R.... R....

    @Mallikight sorry I don't understand

  35. �.... ....

    "I don't want -"
    "NO"
    "I'm married -"
    "NO!"
    *desperately fast* "MEGHAN I'M GAY"
    *"NO"*
    had me dead

  36. S.... G....

    I hate this

  37. E.... T....

    No 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💗💗💗💗

  38. T.... V....

    did bart make some of his video private?

  39. P.... G....

    Is it weird that I’m a guy and I’m watching this

  40. X.... a....

    XD XD XD XD

  41. T.... V....

    It sounds like your making fun of Meghan Trainer and her Songs

    T.... V....

    Heather Smith yeah 😅

  42. H.... B....

    Just realised that blood tests couldn't tell Megan's gender because of how blood cells don't have nuclei.

  43. X.... a....

    THIS IS HILARIOUS XD

  44. J.... ....

    This was so perfect.

  45. E.... G....

    1:16 Hailee Steinfeld?

  46. �.... ....

    Normal man: Excuse me, what time is it?
    Normal woman: It's 7pm.
    Normal man: Thank you.
    ...
    Normal man: Excuse m...
    Feminist: No!
    Normal man: ?? Okay...

  47. i.... L....

    *"MeGhAn I'm GaY"*
    😂

  48. b.... U....

    2016: his face so funneh
    2019 : im scare look at his face

    edit:2019 anyone?

  49. f.... t....

    Im irish

  50. t.... w....

    Lmao as it made the sene of when she can't open the jar.My stepdad couldn't open a jar of pickles and I had to do it😂😂😂😂

  51. f.... t....

    Dick head your a bich Bart baker

    f.... t....

    foxy the pirate he won’t read this, so the joke’s on you.

  52. B.... 2....

    0:14 😮 her on the right! That actually looks like Meghan Trainor!

  53. f.... t....

    fuck you bart i am part iresh so fuck you

  54. t.... w....

    Who else is scrolling thour the comments looking for the real Megan taler and wants to see what she said😂😂

  55. c.... c....

    Lookie at my name





    ;-; I'm bored also really good song

  56. v.... f....

    “🤦‍♂️MEGAN IM GAY” lmaooo

  57. S.... L....

    Is Fun 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  58. I.... A....

    Is that chin a prosthetic? I want one

  59. R.... W....

    2:41 mEgA oOF

  60. Y.... #....

    Somebody please enlighten me on "IT".
    Just stumbled across this video and at the same time saw so many other parodys about "IT"

  61. J.... 1....

    i dont like your videos. they are rude and offensive. you make music artist look bad. your being so rude.

  62. I.... A....

    MEGAN I'M GAY!

  63. F.... P....

    1.00 we need to clean the floor😅

  64. �.... ....

    *Megan I'm gay*

  65. J.... H....

    Stop making parodies

  66. J.... H....

    Horrible Cuervo video

  67. O.... ....

    "I don't want--"
    "IM MARRIED!"
    "Megan, IM GAY!"
    Why did we come to Earth? To listen to this crap! X3

  68. A.... A....

    Someone asks her a pizza and she is like no
    And then
    Oh no

  69. R.... O....

    Bad song

  70. T.... C....

    MEGAN I'M GAY

  71. M.... ....

    The voice of meghan gets funny

  72. B.... ....

    ''Avril Lavigne about this is no!''

  73. M.... A....

    i wonder what was on that graph to make him think she was male when it was upside down

  74. T.... F....

    Wait! Isn't that docter a guy? hmmmm🤔

    T.... F....

    Mmm hmm....

  75. P.... ....

    . .
    O

  76. s.... b....

    🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤


    Find the difference (hint it is very easy) like if you found it
    👇🏻

  77. A.... M....

    I don't want
    I'm married
    Megan i'm GAY








    *-* dead silence

  78. A.... O....

    Well that escalated quickly

  79. Z.... ....

    Why does she sound like cartman

  80. T.... T....

    You know whats brilliant Bart? Tjat ur parodies actually sound better than the originals,i never listen to these ' musicians' so ur parodies ROCK BRO 👍🌟

  81. S.... ....

    STOP HITTING ON MEH._.

    S.... ....

    If u see one run and scream._.

  82. k.... t....

    UMMM.... This is weird her

    k.... t....

    Face is ugly

  83. M.... M....

    1:14 lol

  84. S.... �....

    *MeGhaN iM gAy!!*

  85. R.... H....

    She doubted she was a woman and sang this song

  86. U.... B....

    Best parody ever!

  87. H.... T....

    *MeGhAn Im GaY*

  88. D.... ....

    After five years of listening to this type of music
    I have finally decided..

    I will listen and watch the original songs for the first time in my life and make comments about them.

    This is the sixth song.


    Wow! I did not expect the original to be so repetitive!
    That makes this parody so much better than the original song.
    So I'd say no to that and yes to this!

  89. I.... X....

    All man are good for nothing, if you see one run and scream. 😁😂😂

  90. B.... L....

    That’s how I feel about boys...


    *NO*

    B.... L....

    wanna get to know each others? :3

    B.... L....

    Canadian Magd no.

  91. c.... D....

    This is my favorite megan trainor parody ive seen

  92. P.... V....

    Adele: Hello?
    Charlie Puth: We don't talk anymore
    Justin Bieber: Let me love you
    Meagan Trainor: No
    JB: What do you mean
    Maroon V: You don't wanna Know
    JB: Sorry
    Sean Paul: no lie

    P.... V....

    copier..

  93. v.... j....

    I love this song because I hate Meghan