Bart Baker - Elastic Heart Parody Lyrics

Mommy please I don’t wanna do this. This guys gross.
I don’t give a damn, now start dancing and make me rich or I won’t feed you.

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb
You’ll be so grateful when it’s done
Shia LaBeouf doesn’t have much on
He looks like a half-naked dirty bum
And this little blonde girl is such a freak
With such an odd limber physique
The whole thing’s just them in a cage
Doing this pedophile ballet
Hey creep get away!
I’m twelve you’re twenty-eight!

No one’s going to understand what this is.
They’re gonna think we’re geniuses!
Your underwear’s dirty
And smells really putrid
I’m method acting that’s my shit
Good God you’re so
Disgusting!
Sia, why aren’t you in this thing?

I don’t appear in videos or face the audience at shows.
Do you hate when folks watch you sing?
No it’s a pretentious art thing
Besides I’d rather people watch this
You two dancing like idiots.
Hey!
A mini-me but without boobs
And a creep whose beard looks like pubes
This does not seem legal!
This is art you asshole!

Who are you guys?
We are the FBI!
Put the twelve year old down now Shia.
You’re under arrest for dancing with a young child!
Hands up right now pedophile!
Don’t arrest him. This was all my idea
Who the hell are you?
I am Sia
If this pedo video was made by you.
I guess we will arrest you too!
There’s no need to arrest me.
I tweeted an apology!

Wow, I’ve got my next super-hero movie.
She’s got thick skin and an elastic heart.
It’s SIA oh she is perfect.
She’s already got a mask.
Covering her face and everything.
Got to go bail her out of jail.

In a world where hurtful bullying is running wild.

What kind of name is SIA anyway, huh?
The Transformers Movie sucked.

Humanities last hope may just be…
Leave that plagiarizing douche-bag alone.
Just who the hell are you – freak.
Yeah…freak!

A pretentious Australian singer-song writer.
Thick skin, elastic heart power. Activate.
Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you.

That freaks mean.
Yeah… lets get out of here.

This summer from Stan Lee…
You saved my life.

THE WORST SUPER HERO MOVIE EVER.

Buckle up for the worst super hero movie ever to hit the big screen.

NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

SIA, Shia LaBeouf and Kanye West as the evil bully overlord.

I ain’t gonna stop till I bully and bash every single artist who isn’t Beyonce and my next target is SIA!

COMING SOON.

Why do you always wear that mask anyway?
Oh…what were you hit in the face with a chandelier?
Oh….
What the hell! I thought you had thick skin.
Not as thick as your skull ass-wipe.