Bart Baker - Confident Parody Lyrics






[Justin Bieber:]
Don't you deport me
Don't you deport me

Oh no no, oh no no
You can't deport me
I am invincible

Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north just like that
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh

Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ahhh

This cough syrup's making me dizzy now

That's right I'm above the law
Like Steve Seagah
But hotter

My crime spree started slow, got faster
One egging next door, want some more?

Raided by the feds
They found all my meds

Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets

[Dad:]
It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do

[Justin Bieber:]
Dad forgot to mention

[Dad:]
Swag

[Justin Bieber:]
He's thirty-eight

Beliebers, beliebe me
I'm innocent
Ha I just lied to you
And I'm fine with it
'Cuz I don't understand a consequence

It will be her first time
Ooh yeah, yeah
On JB's gross stache ride
Feels so damn good
Ooh yeah, yeah
Like a porcupine

[Girl:]
You're a dick, kid

[Justin Bieber:]
Ooh no, no
Just a codeine addict
God I'm faded
(Ooh yeah, yeah)
Like that time on the plane cabin

[Pilot:]
Attention, attention
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet
Need oxygen

[Justin Bieber:]
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool

[Justin Bieber:]
I will keep on dancing
Until we're romancing

[Girl:]
Nasty boy, I am pricey
1k to suck my boobies

[Dad:]
Is there room for family?
I wanna take our picture too

[Girl:]
Oh, by the way, Justin

[Justin Bieber:]
What, bitch?

[Girl:]
This was a sting

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh no no, oh no no
This is bullshit
Let me go you assholes
I didn't do it
I need to try to look like I'm innocent

[Judge:]
Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom
Since this is your first real crime

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh yeah, yeah

[Judge:]
I think I'll let you slide

[Barack Obama:]
Hold the damn phone

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh no, no

[Barack Obama:]
There's public outcry

[Crowd:]
Go home Justin!

[Justin Bieber:]
Hell no, no

[Crowd:]
We're tired of your antics!

[Justin Bieber:]
I might be busted
Ooh yeah, yeah
But I can still wreak havoc

[Barack Obama:]
Enough!
Deporting this disease just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

[Justin Bieber:]
Oh no no, oh no no
You can't do this

[Barack Obama:]
Oh yes yes, oh yes yes
I just did bitch!

Take his Canadian ass away.





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  1. w.... ....

    can we just talk about how the actors were willing to get pelted by eggs?

  2. V.... ....

    watching this makes me so sad thinking what happed to this wonderful man

  3. A.... M....

    Steeve greene

  4. S.... ....

    its sad what bart has become

  5. �.... ....

    I feel like he hid the eggs in his drop crotch pants that’s why he had that penguin walk and an endless supply...

  6. N.... B....

    oh man he is creative

  7. S.... K....

    Still listen to this banger once in a while lmao

  8. A.... S....

    Thanks Bart baker, i was feeling anxiety, but feeling better now after hearing ur parodies! Love you! ❤

  9. I.... S....

    He got deported to china now

    I.... S....

    I Suck At Games lmao

  10. D.... T....

    I love Takis :D

  11. C.... ....

    Fuck This... I'm Justin 😆🤣

  12. J.... H....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  13. T.... _....

    No. This is one of the funniest. High production. With good sound. It's on the best parody ever created. If not the best.

  14. S.... M....

    A very good soundtrack the lyrics were really good and the "Oh Yeah Yeah" made it 👍

  15. L.... F....

    "Don't you deport me" wtf??😂😂
    And the way he calls his dad a dipshit🤣🤣

  16. T.... L....

    Omg as soon as i heard the song i was like 💀

  17. F.... C....

    Dec 2019 gang wya

  18. m.... ....

    You gotta get this on instagram I wanna play it on my story but you don’t have the song uploaded yet lol

  19. S.... A....

    Es la mejor parodia que e visto amo esta parodia nunca me cansare de verla

  20. S.... S....

    We miss you Bart <3

  21. E.... A....

    They always were same dress in same place in same hairstyle also that is really incredible

  22. M.... L....

    2:46 Beautiful pair

  23. I.... K....

    dad forgot to mention....HE'S 38

  24. �.... F....

    throwback 😭😭😭

  25. d.... p....

    i remember being so obsessed with the backup dancer with the curly hair now he was in american horror story apocalypse

  26. s.... a....

    Its sad now, its sad now, i dont understand why u quit making parodies. I do not, i do not understand ahh ahh uhh.

  27. T.... S....

    Please deport him

  28. J.... S....

    This is one of the best parodies on youtube and Obama didn't have to say 1d is better

  29. I.... H....

    2:35 lmaooo

  30. L.... R....

    2:50 Why didn't he just run away with his dad

  31. P.... N....

    This is my favorite parody from Bart Baker

  32. S.... J....

    Dude ... Your parodies are expensive if we see your whole video ....from clothes to the dancers.....wow ..... To much hard work :))) great Bart just one of the best parody by you

  33. T.... D....

    He rocks the Bieber look

  34. K.... G....

    Haha these parodies never get old.

  35. M.... G....

    This was Bart in his prime. Now he’s sold his soul to China 😔😭

    M.... G....

    @Michael Gralnick .....I know mate :))) .... BART is greatest parody maker in history..... For me his "confident" and "all that matters" is favorite .... WATCH IT :)

    M.... G....

    Sonali Jadhav I promise you I’ve watched almost if not all of his parodies

    M.... G....

    Sonali Jadhav though, the greatest parody maker might have to be weird al, just because he was the first and has inspired a lot of comedians to this day.

    M.... G....

    @Michael Gralnick count me in bro 😂😂....even I've watched his 200 parodies :))) thats some serious dope thing right lol

  36. Z.... Y....

    When he was talking about takis

  37. S.... h....

    why is he hates JB

  38. S.... h....

    such a bullshit😂

  39. H.... ....

    I can appreciate this video more now that I know who Steve green is lol

  40. T.... M....

    Wait what did Justin do to Blake Griffin

  41. d.... d....

    "Belieber, beliebe me. I am innocent. "

  42. M.... 2....

    More parodies please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  43. R.... D....

    Where is the rap

  44. M.... M....

    this guy is the best!!!

  45. M.... M....

    No one gonna laugh at the part where he in the backround of Justin biber real mug shot

  46. S.... M....

    Instrumental? I need :(

  47. A.... L....

    *Pro STI tuTE*

  48. A.... L....

    Oh god, even the actual track is funny ash...

  49. o.... t....

    He should’ve stick to parody’s

  50. T.... F....

    Bloody mother fucker... I think you're a son of a bitch 😡😡😡😡

  51. T.... Y....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  52. M.... L....

    Ahh enough lhh😆😆😆😆

  53. M.... T....

    Its so weird watching this in 2019 Justin Bieber
    has changed a lot

  54. F.... W....

    Who is he?
    And why he has 10m subs??

    F.... W....

    Once, long ago, he was one of the best parody makers ever.

  55. S.... ....

    The weird thing is that there's a chicken clucking in the background...

  56. D.... A....

    My crime speed started slow,
    Got faster
    😂😂

  57. K.... ....

    Who's watching old videos because he doesn't post no more☹️😕😔😢😥

  58. I.... A....

    1:22
    Awesomely funny

  59. H.... B....

    Bieber: I won't throw any more eggs. I promise
    Guards: Too late, you've done it enough times

  60. J.... N....

    *My daughters like One Direction better anyway * I died 🤣

  61. D.... T....

    Who says i cant report you

  62. P.... l....

    That *"what bij"* gets me everytime lmfao

  63. H.... S....

    back at that time it was so funny😂😂 it still is funny

  64. D.... F....

    I love Justin so much lol

  65. l.... c....

    Haha I'm the first person to listen to this 2019 fuckers!!!😂😹🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

  66. s.... m....

    Hahaha what's wrong with he's eye LoL..

  67. C.... U....

    2019 anyone?????

  68. M.... B....

    I clicked this thinking it was the Real jb confident video hilarious😂

  69. o.... l....

    4:05 who don’t ?

  70. L.... D....

    This is many times Bart says assholes

  71. T.... G....

    This is the best parody that involves Justin Beiber

  72. N.... L....

    I remember this parody in 6th grade Lmfaooo classic

  73. F.... N....

    The begining was like what about love's parody

  74. A.... S....

    1:06 Lol that part is so cool when he just stands there xD 🤣💯

  75. a.... v....

    Saw the parody more than the original song

  76. T.... M....

    I’ve listened to this more than the original 😂😂

  77. T.... M....

    I like how Obama practically shits himself when bieber pulls out eggs in the courtroom 😂😂

  78. C.... B....

    Your a dick ,kid

    Ooh no ,no
    I’m just a codeine addict 😂

  79. A.... S....

    ”Take his Canadian ass away.” 😂💀

  80. b.... R....

    Alpha cat and Alex Steve on is video subscribe

  81. K.... Q....

    every morning i listen this song 😂😂

  82. j.... s....

    Stop making justin look bad

  83. t.... T....

    The Beat for this song should have been the beat to the original song

  84. K.... A....

    Lol all that hard talk and justin ended up in jail..so funny

  85. J.... A....

    #bartbakersbieberparody

  86. R.... u....

    *IS THERE ROOM FOR FAMILY?!, I WANT TO TAKE OUR PICTURE TOO*

  87. J.... ....

    Impersonating Singers and Rappers Are Bad.

  88. �.... �....

    Fuck fuck
    Fuck fuck
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  89. �.... �....

    Wtf 👎👎

  90. P.... K....

    Oh no no oh no no😂😂😂

  91. N.... ....

    This video really reminds me that no matter how funny it is...I still miss Obama.

  92. J.... M....

    Bart/“Justin” (in a high ass voice) :

    “Ooooooh, are these takis? Ooooh I love takis. Haha, naw just kidding. What are takis? Takees, how you say it? Naw I’m just kidding I love takis. Just kidding what the heck is that”!

    (More words...)

    “Prostitute”!!

    I replayed that shit like 30 times.

    I’m crying rn. Omg 🤣🤣🤣

    Oldie but a goodie. 👏🏾👏🏾😝

    P.S. Repeating my favorite part in the comments makes me feel important. So suck it haters (that I don’t have). 🤣🤣

  93. b.... ....

    ich hab nach justin biber video gesucht "FRIENDS" do you mek it? please :)

  94. A.... G....

    I haven’t watch this since 2014 but I remember the takis part by heart

  95. M.... ....

    Obama: My daughters like One Direction better anyway.

    I am litteraly dead

  96. D.... I....

    This only made me a big Bieber fan bizzle era was a grate time