Bart Baker - Closer Parody Lyrics






Hey, do you remember me?
I used to date you
I make music now, with this weird dude
Let's bang, Okay
I, forgot how good having sex with you was
On this mattress we stole from your roommate
Last night was amazing
When I'm with you I feel like I'm not aging
Yeah
I feel the same
Let's get back together so we'll never age yeah
Let's make a song about that
Can you sing?
Why yes, I can

Why don't we call it Closer
And make it about that Rover
That you never could afford
Cause you're poor
Hey don't be a jerk
Also let's add a dumb lyric
Bout that mattress that we stole
It has a really bad odor
We puked on it back in Boulder

Number 1 it's our song Closer
Famous singers don't get older

Hey
Our song has been #1 for 10 years
And we still haven't aged a day, weird
This is so great
Yes
We still look young our lyrics came true
Even though we chain smoke and drink booze everyday
It's 2046
We ain't gettin' older but you look like shit
Dicks
Now our old friends
Are growing bald and gray and getting saggy tits
But we still both look super hot
And still have a huge hit song

Enough of this delusion
Based on lyrics in our music
You've been brainwashed by our song He's right I am here to prove it
Take these meds they'll make you lucid
They're anti-delusional
You have both been getting older
This dream world of yours is over
But this can't be our song Closer, said we're never getting older
I'm here to repo your Rover
You can't afford it
I told her
Hand's up dirtbags don't come closer
Is that your mattress from Boulder?
Yes it is I am the owner
You jerks stole it
We weren't sober!

You're going to jail forever
By the way you all have lung cancer





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  1. S.... G....

    Is the doctor Steve TerreBerry

  2. t.... r....

    Wait they went to jail cuz they stole a mattress when the were younger

  3. F.... 2....

    Ok so I understand the cop and the doctor allowed to walk into the room but why the repo guy?

  4. D.... P....

    Suddenly Youtube recommended me this after 3 years.

  5. D.... P....

    Suddenly Youtube recommended me this after 3 years.

  6. m.... f....

    Has de chaismokers dont let me down ft

  7. R.... H....

    So baby pull me closer or else I will put you in the toilet

  8. F.... 2....

    How many times did they drink? Because if we’re thinking logically chainsmoking and nonstop drinking you should be drunk and have a hangover altogether

  9. F.... 2....

    I hope that’s not real cigarettes I know how they could’ve faked the vodka

    F.... 2....

    It seems to burn like a cigarette but there is no ash forming so it might be an E-Cigarette that people buy to stop smoking

  10. p.... g....

    Whaaaaa- they are a timetravels its 2019

  11. W.... ....

    Imagine going to jail because u stole a mattress...🤦‍♀️

  12. P.... C....

    Who else feels bad for the guy playing the keyboard?

  13. S.... ....

    Smoking tobacco is a nasty habit! If you smoke, quit now! If you don't smoke, don't start!

  14. c.... ....

    Killing a person--> fine they get like two years, okay
    Stealing a matress from a roomate back in Boulder--> YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOREVER!!!

  15. c.... g....

    U wanna ciggi

  16. V.... V....

    Hahahahah man, you are the best! I forgot about your channel, but now i am happy that you crossed my path.

  17. R.... P....

    Really miss bart man.. great parodies..

  18. f.... b....

    Isnt the doctor steve terryberry

  19. C.... H....

    Don’t smoke kids

  20. J.... S....

    A LOT OF LUNGS WERE HURT IN THIS VIDEO

  21. S.... C....

    Did they actually smoke though? The amount of puffs taken in that song if they did it for real was unsanitary.

  22. H.... ....

    It basically just sums it the original songs backstory

  23. V.... ....

    It’d be funny if you didn’t know you had a huge ass fucking beard for 30 years

  24. x.... V....

    This channel needs a come back with a Billie Eilish parody

    x.... V....

    That would be so nice. Such an shame that this channel is inactive

    x.... V....

    @Niels Hartman bro it's because some shitty YouTube policy this guy isn't able to make money out of his videos Now

  25. H.... H....

    Creative 😂😂😂

  26. S.... N....

    Awesome 😀😀😀

  27. c.... w....

    The guy who sold himself to the Chinese Internet

    c.... w....

    @a mochi stole my jams He quitted YouTube and turned to Chinese internet via TikTok

    c.... w....

    @The World why though?? his channel was doing so good

    c.... w....

    @a mochi stole my jams his channel WAS doing well for the time being. However things changed due to YouTube's new added rules, resulting in Bart's channel getting less views and thus less money made. You should check out the video made by Vice News as they covered it deeply.

    c.... w....

    Tell whole thing ass

    c.... w....

    @The World ahh okay. Thanks!

  28. W.... h....

    Bart sounds good in this one

  29. g.... r....

    And now he's in China.

  30. W.... ....

    that's Coll but check this out

  31. M.... R....

    I support Hong Kong

  32. �.... ?....

    I don't know... But Bart is actually a good actor.

  33. M.... C....

    IS THAT UR MATRESS FROM BOULDER
    Yes it is I am the owner
    YOUR GOING TO JAIL FOREVER!

  34. I.... L....

    What they look like
    2:01
    What they REALLY look like
    2:31

  35. S.... Y....

    The police's voice is so funny😂

  36. f.... ....

    can i just metion dat he just went bar and just told he wants to bang and she just accepted it ???

  37. d.... ....

    anyone miss him ?

  38. T.... O....

    All hell broke loose after they took that pill lol

  39. 1.... S....

    Why don't you do videos anymore???

  40. c.... 2....

    the repo guy sings the best

  41. I.... &....

    0:16








    *yes*

  42. A.... L....

    This shit is funny, great life style

  43. S.... R....

    I thought at first it was the logic music 1-800

  44. G.... W....

    The weird guy kept playing the piano at the end with the cop doctor

  45. K.... s....

    1:35 you can hear sksk 🐢🐢

  46. T.... �....

    Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  47. Y.... L....

    You’re telling me they haven’t looked in a mirror for like 50 years?🤨😂

    Y.... L....

    They were brainwashed by their song and they saw just an illision

  48. L.... Z....

    I masturbated to this when i was younger

  49. T.... T....

    This is what we call karma kids.

  50. k.... ....

    不要抽烟!

  51. F.... Y....

    The cop is hot and you can’t deny it

  52. E.... T....

    Bart the best

  53. J.... j....

    I love the guy who play the piano, he is hillarious 😂😂

  54. D.... p....

    This is just a normal day in France

  55. x.... ....

    Apparently stealing a mattress will make you go to jail forever

  56. c.... ....

    why am i seeing this now?

  57. O.... M....

    Fumones

  58. M.... S....

    Lung exe. Stopped working

  59. A.... G....

    Holy shit, I just realized those aren't cigs, they are actually vapes.

  60. M.... L....

    don't smoke

    M.... L....

    They aren't smoking

  61. V.... G....

    Producer:How many cigarrets do you want in this video?

    Chainsmokers: *yEs*

    V.... G....

    Jokes on you, that's a vape.

  62. s.... d....

    i know why are they smoking too much bcuz u know the song was
    sung by chainSMOKER

  63. G.... W....

    I kinda like the police mans voice

    Who agrees with me

    G.... W....

    Just the voice? He's really hot!

  64. W.... P....

    Top 10 War Crimes:

    Number 1: Stealing a mattress from Bolder

  65. M.... ....

    Now our old friends are going grey and having saggy tits 😂

  66. A.... J....

    😂😂😂😂😂By the way you have LUNG CANCER 2:58😂😂😂😂😂

  67. K.... ....

    I wish it was that easy to actually smash a girl 0:08 🤦🏾‍♂️

  68. s.... d....

    Don’t steal mattresses kids.

  69. A.... L....

    How to get a girlfriend just say lets bang it always works

  70. Z.... ....

    Best song ever

  71. s.... d....

    Song is 5x better on 1.25 speed

  72. s.... d....

    2:33 best part.

  73. s.... d....

    Everyone in the world listened to this song and 80% still do....

  74. C.... ....

    1:41 the way he says yes is hilarious

  75. L.... ....

    Woah the cop is sexy. He can arrest me anyday ;)

  76. B.... F....

    Ima send this to China and get him busted

  77. I.... M....

    This thing will never get old!!!!

  78. H.... U....

    Real smokers

    H.... U....

    Vapers*

  79. M.... ....

    Weird dude 🤣 00:15

  80. K.... M....

    I mean, technically due to statute of limitations they can’t be charged for stealing the mattress.

  81. t.... j....

    they smooke all day

  82. S.... P....

    Were those Real Cigarettes??

    S.... P....

    They are vapes.

  83. A.... A....

    Let's ban*_

    Ok

  84. R.... A....

    Is it on spotify

  85. R.... A....

    1:37 rude finger?

  86. M.... ....

    Bart baker sold his soul to China 😒

  87. t.... t....

    This is my favorite parody ever😂😂

  88. O.... ....

    Is this a cigarette ad?

    O.... ....

    They were vaping not smoking

  89. R.... A....

    I’m here to repro your rover don’t come closet dirtbags haha

  90. A.... X....

    Who knows hell go to china🤣

  91. C.... T....

    Damn it. He needs to come back and make more.

  92. S.... V....

    Lets bang ok😂😂😂💀😭💀