Bart Baker - Closer Parody Lyrics
Hey, do you remember me?
I used to date you
I make music now, with this weird dude
Let's bang, Okay
I, forgot how good having sex with you was
Last night was amazing
When I'm with you I feel like I'm not aging
Yeah
I feel the same
Let's get back together so we'll never age yeah
Let's make a song about that
Can you sing?
Why yes, I can
Why don't we call it Closer
That you never could afford
Cause you're poor
Hey don't be a jerk
Also let's add a dumb lyric
Bout that mattress that we stole
It has a really bad odor
We puked on it back in Boulder
Number 1 it's our song Closer
Famous singers don't get older
Hey
Our song has been #1 for 10 years
And we still haven't aged a day, weird
This is so great
Yes
We still look young our lyrics came true
Even though we chain smoke and drink booze everyday
It's 2046
We ain't gettin' older but you look like shit
Dicks
Now our old friends
Are growing bald and gray and getting saggy tits
But we still both look super hot
And still have a huge hit song
Enough of this delusion
Based on lyrics in our music
You've been brainwashed by our song He's right I am here to prove it
Take these meds they'll make you lucid
They're anti-delusional
You have both been getting older
This dream world of yours is over
But this can't be our song Closer, said we're never getting older
I'm here to repo your Rover
You can't afford it
I told her
Hand's up dirtbags don't come closer
Is that your mattress from Boulder?
Yes it is I am the owner
You jerks stole it
We weren't sober!
You're going to jail forever
By the way you all have lung cancer
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Bart Baker Closer Parody Comments
Is the doctor Steve TerreBerry
Wait they went to jail cuz they stole a mattress when the were younger
Ok so I understand the cop and the doctor allowed to walk into the room but why the repo guy?
Suddenly Youtube recommended me this after 3 years.
Suddenly Youtube recommended me this after 3 years.
Has de chaismokers dont let me down ft
So baby pull me closer or else I will put you in the toilet
How many times did they drink? Because if we’re thinking logically chainsmoking and nonstop drinking you should be drunk and have a hangover altogether
I hope that’s not real cigarettes I know how they could’ve faked the vodka
It seems to burn like a cigarette but there is no ash forming so it might be an E-Cigarette that people buy to stop smoking
Whaaaaa- they are a timetravels its 2019
Imagine going to jail because u stole a mattress...🤦♀️
Who else feels bad for the guy playing the keyboard?
Smoking tobacco is a nasty habit! If you smoke, quit now! If you don't smoke, don't start!
Killing a person--> fine they get like two years, okay
Stealing a matress from a roomate back in Boulder--> YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOREVER!!!
U wanna ciggi
Hahahahah man, you are the best! I forgot about your channel, but now i am happy that you crossed my path.
Really miss bart man.. great parodies..
Isnt the doctor steve terryberry
Don’t smoke kids
A LOT OF LUNGS WERE HURT IN THIS VIDEO
Did they actually smoke though? The amount of puffs taken in that song if they did it for real was unsanitary.
It basically just sums it the original songs backstory
It’d be funny if you didn’t know you had a huge ass fucking beard for 30 years
This channel needs a come back with a Billie Eilish parody
That would be so nice. Such an shame that this channel is inactive
@Niels Hartman bro it's because some shitty YouTube policy this guy isn't able to make money out of his videos Now
Creative 😂😂😂
Awesome 😀😀😀
The guy who sold himself to the Chinese Internet
@a mochi stole my jams He quitted YouTube and turned to Chinese internet via TikTok
@The World why though?? his channel was doing so good
@a mochi stole my jams his channel WAS doing well for the time being. However things changed due to YouTube's new added rules, resulting in Bart's channel getting less views and thus less money made. You should check out the video made by Vice News as they covered it deeply.
Tell whole thing ass
@The World ahh okay. Thanks!
Bart sounds good in this one
And now he's in China.
that's Coll but check this out
I support Hong Kong
I don't know... But Bart is actually a good actor.
IS THAT UR MATRESS FROM BOULDER
Yes it is I am the owner
YOUR GOING TO JAIL FOREVER!
What they look like
2:01
What they REALLY look like
2:31
The police's voice is so funny😂
can i just metion dat he just went bar and just told he wants to bang and she just accepted it ???
anyone miss him ?
All hell broke loose after they took that pill lol
Why don't you do videos anymore???
the repo guy sings the best
0:16
*yes*
This shit is funny, great life style
I thought at first it was the logic music 1-800
The weird guy kept playing the piano at the end with the cop doctor
1:35 you can hear sksk 🐢🐢
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’re telling me they haven’t looked in a mirror for like 50 years?🤨😂
They were brainwashed by their song and they saw just an illision
I masturbated to this when i was younger
This is what we call karma kids.
不要抽烟!
The cop is hot and you can’t deny it
Bart the best
I love the guy who play the piano, he is hillarious 😂😂
This is just a normal day in France
Apparently stealing a mattress will make you go to jail forever
why am i seeing this now?
Fumones
Lung exe. Stopped working
Holy shit, I just realized those aren't cigs, they are actually vapes.
don't smoke
They aren't smoking
Producer:How many cigarrets do you want in this video?
Chainsmokers: *yEs*
Jokes on you, that's a vape.
i know why are they smoking too much bcuz u know the song was
sung by chainSMOKER
I kinda like the police mans voice
Who agrees with me
Just the voice? He's really hot!
Top 10 War Crimes:
Number 1: Stealing a mattress from Bolder
Now our old friends are going grey and having saggy tits 😂
😂😂😂😂😂By the way you have LUNG CANCER 2:58😂😂😂😂😂
I wish it was that easy to actually smash a girl 0:08 🤦🏾♂️
Don’t steal mattresses kids.
How to get a girlfriend just say lets bang it always works
Best song ever
Song is 5x better on 1.25 speed
2:33 best part.
Everyone in the world listened to this song and 80% still do....
1:41 the way he says yes is hilarious
Woah the cop is sexy. He can arrest me anyday ;)
Ima send this to China and get him busted
This thing will never get old!!!!
Real smokers
Vapers*
Weird dude 🤣 00:15
I mean, technically due to statute of limitations they can’t be charged for stealing the mattress.
they smooke all day
Were those Real Cigarettes??
They are vapes.
Let's ban*_
Ok
Is it on spotify
1:37 rude finger?
Bart baker sold his soul to China 😒
This is my favorite parody ever😂😂
Is this a cigarette ad?
They were vaping not smoking
I’m here to repro your rover don’t come closet dirtbags haha
Who knows hell go to china🤣
Damn it. He needs to come back and make more.
Lets bang ok😂😂😂💀😭💀