Bart Baker - Boyfriend Parody Lyrics
If I was a black man you would be my ho
Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Now I'll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
Say hello to a negro in 3, 2, DAMN!
I want to be everything I'm not
That's why I say swag a lot
I wish I was a black man
So these big shoes would fit
Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck
But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
And it really blows
Yo, what's going on guys, can I hang with you?
Being a minority that's all I wanna do
I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.
Why the f&ck your whispering
Get the hell out of her dude
Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!
What's the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends.
I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man.
But I'm with Selena, does that make me a lesbian?
Exactly.
That explains why I can't find my c&ck!
It was just small I thought.
Turns out I'm your girlfriend.
Because I'm not a bro.
That's why we never had sex.
I've got nothing below.
I'm actually a lesbian.
The doctor told me so.
So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
I'll scissor you for sure.
Now that I know that I am really a girl, don't wanna be a different race no more, just a lesbian.
[Mark Douglas:] Wait! I need to come clean. There's something about me that you don't know.
I am not a Lady, I didn't wanna say.
They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
[Bart Baker:]
If you're actually a man, does that mean I'm straight?
This is so damn confusing.
I thought that I was gay.
Can we scissor any way?
[Mark Douglas:] Okay.
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Bart Baker Boyfriend Parody Comments
8 years later and i still know all the words
Is that the guy from key of awesome
Like = Bart Baker
Comment = Key of Awesome (Mark)
Edit: this is no hate to Bart Baker Or Mark, I love them both I just wanna know your opinions
Was that the Key of Awesome guy as Selena lmao
2019 anybody?
It's not funny ya'll..!
I miss you 🧡❤️💛🌹 Bart Baker plz back
How Did Bart literally get away with all that racism
imagine his early videos came out now lmaooo it would be a massive outrage
WE MISS YOU BART! ALSO KEY OF AWSOME
The good old days lmao.i always revisit those old parodies. This was my childhood hahah
Almost 2020, still watching!
if this came out in 2019 ....good lord people would be canceling him on twitter n shit
S e v e n y e a r s d a m n
ohhh there is timmothy delaghetto from wild n out , i didnt know him back then
i first knew scissoring bcs of this parody , lmao and it was yeaaaars ago! my young little self’s childhood ruined 😂😭
“Why the hell you’re whispering, get the hell outta here” lol
wtf is this video
Who's waching this 2020
I'm a white Canadian who look like a lesbo 😂😂😂
He would be under so much fire if he made this today😂 but the world wasn’t full of sensitive pussies like back when this was made.
aah when Bart didn’t sell out to china
:55 a black cholo 😂😂
This would bang in 2019 because this is what it’s like now
ok boomer
tranny gamer I want to r@pe your mother
Both of them have quit YouTube very sad but YouTube forced all the good YouTubers out
he was being racist
Justin is left hander then why r u playing guitar with right hand
First line had me weakkk
7 years ago....this came out and I still laugh so hard 🤣
I just realized that the girl is mark from KOA
2012: “I could be an Asian, it explains my baby dick”-Justin
2016: “It’s not fair yours is so big mine is so small”-Jeremy to his son.
Justin is not a lesbian
Selena left Justin bieber.
Justin Bieber left Selena.
Bullying this again?
Holy shit I didn't realize The Key of Awesome did an actual collaboration with him at some stage. They're so much more mature than him, it's such a weird site lmao.
EDIT: LMAO HIS FUCKING FACE AT 2:44 YOU CAN TELL HE'S SO FED UP WITH HIM
“wish i was a black man” fuckin dead 😂😂😂
2:01 he snatched his own wig 😂😂
1:22 look at that face
1:01 repeat 3 times then play
girl is a guy
Beyond hilarious!
Mexicans are Asians too (cuz they're Native Americans and they came from Asi.
i miss this bart baker :(
I COULD BE A MEXICAN SELENA TOLD ME SO! is it bad i like this version better than the real song??
There’s a man dressed as Selena Gomez!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
It's funny cuz this Selena sings exactly like the real one🤣🤣🤣👌
Who Watching in 2019
(You don’t have to like)
0:21 I really want to make sure I’m not trippin. I’m a black man and I really think Bart said the word NEGRO. as in he’s trying to say nigga. I may be wrong though.
2019 anyone ? Lmao 😂😂😂
Guys if he says the n word or black man he Is not racist he has the n pass
The transaction from a squeaky annoying voice to a bwootiful deep voice literally turns me.
Replays for anyone as weird as me:
2:00
2:00
2:00
2:00
2:00
2:00
2:00
Or if you just wanna hear his bootiful voice:
2:02
2:02
2:02
2:02
2:02
2:02
2:02
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg throwbackkkkk deadass was obsessed with his videos
2:33, literally the best moment in this video.
Now I'm older and actually understand what he's saying this song is so racist😂😂😂I'm black and I find this hilarious🤣🤣
MARK AND BART PRETENDING TO SCISSOR, THE PARODY FANDOM JUST SCREAMED
2019 anyone?😏
Whos here in 2019
Say hello to neegro in 1 ..
This song is racists
Is it love? Mystery spell how?
My friend love Justin Beaver
twnty 2019
say hello to a negro in 3..2..
*DAMN*
0:21 say hello to a negro in 3 2 damn 😂
This is better than original boyfriend! Like !
Epic collab video with TKOA
That’s a man, not a woman!!!!!!
What’s this, man?!!!!!!
I miss these kinds of parodies
2:21 the best parody creators of our childhood joined forces and i never realized till right at this moment
6 yrs later and this still kills me
Miss this guy😫
love man's voice
I am a white canadian who looks like a lesbo
😂😂😂😂 they just keep getting better!!!!
12k dislikes!? I think it's by beliebers..C'mon guys! The vid is really funny 😂 It's just for fun...Even I'm a belieber & I really loved it
This video is from 6 years ago because I'm watching in 2019 but it hasn't been 7 full years yet.
2019? Probs not but this is my fave song
Selena voice 😂
I whach old vids form here all day
When you get comm banned on xbox because you say you like porn fuck Xbox
😂😂wtf
2019 anyone ?
Me: I miss watching Bart baker. Lemme watch it again.
*looking at Selena's face* EW I'M OUT YUCK, btw I love bart baker Lol
0:13 Like the island?
Did he just say hello to a negro
2019 anyone 🔥??
Never gets old. Not even in 2019
Sad that YouTube forced bart Baker off
2019🤣🤣🤣
2019 anyone
We need more Justin bieber parody
😂😂😂😂even after 6 years
Someone still watching 2019?
😂😂😂
WHO FUCKING GAVE BART BAKER THE N WORD PASS