Bad Religion - The Kids Are Alt-Right Lyrics






Jakc boots crackin' on a polished floor
Red hats gathered in the liquor store
Pure hearts race on a crystal night
Everybody grab a torch to light

Everybody
Need somebody
Join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today

Now grab your partner and do-si-do
Populism is a sold out show
Humanity is a nowhere scene
When everybody has an AR-15

Everybody
Need somebody
Join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today

We love God
We love our women
We love tradition
We love kin
We've got shiny new tools
For ancient impulses
That we can't even understand
So if you feel alone
And downtrodden
There's an elixir for your ills

Join the Alt-Right post light endarkenment order
And the rest of those bastards
Can go to hell

Alternative facts
Alternative lies
Alternative names
Alternative tribes

Everybody
Let's get bloody
Join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today





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  1. J.... ....

    Accidental unintended genius.

  2. j.... g....

    The future is NOW old man!
    No joke though this is terrible. Like really bad. Talk about being out of touch.

  3. V.... V....

    The Religion - The kids aren't altright.

  4. 6.... ....

    "God Bless President Bush and God Bless America" - Johnny Ramone

  5. S.... ....

    I love bad religion... but wtf

  6. k.... v....

    Tradition bad

    Gun are bad
    pepe is devil
    Ok reatrd

  7. M.... T....

    the young adults aren't alright

  8. N.... ....

    My 17 yo son is alt right. I watched it happen. We live in socal and there is a lot of denegration of masculinity going around. He is rebelling against that. Makes sense. The alt right is a place where he can feel comfortable being masculine.

    N.... ....

    If he isn’t comfortable being masculine outside of the alt right, he probably isn’t masculine.

    N.... ....

    But this is a troll comment anyways so... who gives a shit

  9. B.... T....

    Ok joomer

  10. d.... a....

    Se parece bastante a Loose As Directed.
    Saludos desde Monte Grande, Argentina!

  11. D.... U....

    As vezes eu venho aqui nos coments desse som só pra ver os incel se estapeando com a glr millenial

  12. K.... K....

    This may have fallen into the satire paradox. Pretty sure bad religion hasnt found jesus in their old age.

  13. N.... B....

    1:16 Isn't Native American's skull? Good White men.

  14. J.... H....

    Song title is true

  15. N.... M....

    They’re either Alt-Right or Radical Left. No in between it seems. I think it’s time we tear down this system and rebuild from the ground up. Instead of the top down. Politicians should be paid minimum wage, and have set term limits. I’m tired of these millionaire career dinosaurs on both sides of the political isle thinking they know what’s best for me and the rest of America.

  16. J.... D....

    Used to love this band, but then they sold out harder than green day

    J.... D....

    That’s a pretty extreme comparison.

    J.... D....

    More like they're doing something right when all these trumpanzees get offended by this song

    J.... D....

    @Kenni Raine c'mon dude, I'm pretty liberal and I even see this song as pretty blatant pandering

    J.... D....

    Also I'm from California so dude in my vernacular is gender neutral

    J.... D....

    just saying that because I'm not sure what to use from the unisex name and profile pic

  17. n.... t....

    The only thing that bothers me in this is equating humanity with good "humanity is a nowhere scene" motherfucker how is that a bad thing?

  18. S.... C....

    Says it like it’s a bad thing

  19. s.... ....

    Any brothers laughing at this garbage fire of a song?

  20. J.... D....

    I threw away all my Bad Religion CD's years ago, a band of left wing hypocrites. They will be forgotten like most Cali bands.

    J.... D....

    "I can't believe this punk rock band turned out to NOT lick the boots of a billionaire sociopath"
    nazi punks fuck off

    J.... D....

    @Kenni Raine lol nazi punks licking boots? sociopath? someone needs to look in the mirror, btw punk bands do as they please, they go on both aisles of the spectrum, just when they hit it big and roll in the money, that is when the hypocrisy takes place, god place capitalism!

  21. T.... U....

    After watching that car insurance commercial I gotta say this is some great pro-establishment boomer rock

  22. l.... ....

    Pretty good song

  23. M.... R....

    Lefties will be forever sad

    M.... R....

    you say right before you try to shoot up a pizza joint

  24. C.... ....

    0:58 Thats a Glock with an aftermarket carbine kit...

  25. J.... J....

    bad religion shows up to random high school: “hey fellow youths, that trump sure is bad huh?” 😂😂😂

  26. P.... S....

    Bootlicker rock

  27. A.... M....

    Dunning Kruger effect in a nutshell

    A.... M....

    The comment section, yes

  28. W.... ....

    When you used to be against the system and then you aren’t anymore. It’s emblematic of the paradigm shift from post-modern Marxism and out of control social justice moralism to individual freedom and mature dialectics focused on nature’s truths.

    W.... ....

    Imagine thinking worshiping a billionaire sociopath is "against the system"
    all the butthurt trumpers in these comments is proof enough they're doing something right

  29. C.... ....

    Ok, boomer

  30. M.... M....

    Stupid song

  31. g.... w....

    Stupid song by a band of morons

    g.... w....

    triggered trumpanzee

  32. a.... p....

    So he's against guns? Run up on him and find out.

  33. a.... p....

    Fuck bad religion. Used to be anti- establishment. Now they act like alt-media is bad.. He's a professor in a college i hear.. Figures 😆

    a.... p....

    Imagine thinking a billionaire sociopath is anti-establishment, and scientific facts are establishment

  34. D.... C....

    Washed up Punk band full of old men who still wish they were young

    D.... C....

    Greg Graffin really does love the young people!
    Duckduckgo "greg graffin webcam" to learn more

    D.... C....

    who are still more successful than you

    D.... C....

    @Kenni Raine GOTTA PROTECT PRODUCT PROVIDER FOR PURPOSE OF CONSOOMING MORE FROM PRODUCT PROVIDER

  35. S.... S....

    This comment session is when the alt-right use sarcasm to hide the fact that they are literally triggered.

    S.... S....

    Ok feminist

    S.... S....

    That's the gospel truth

  36. m.... ....

    you are old BR, and out of touch

  37. c.... c....

    Well good thing I'm far right

  38. D.... ....

    I’m a bad religion fan and pretty left wing, but this is just shitty pandering

  39. J.... A....

    And the cutting edge is dulling
    Too many people to plow through
    Just keep your fucking distance
    And it can't include you

  40. P.... T....

    Yep, the kids are retard today.

  41. S.... L....

    It's funny cuz it's true 👌

    S.... L....

    👌🏾👌🏾

  42. J.... B....

    Only ppl wearing jackboots and trampling freedom are antifa. Fuck communism

  43. s.... a....

    Damn they're so out of touch. Sad to see.

  44. E.... ....

    LOL people in the comments are waking up... tick tock commie scum! Shits about to hit the FANNNNNNN over the next 2 years. No f'ing WAY all of this resistance is going to be allowed to build.

  45. w.... m....

    Trump is literally hitler

    w.... m....

    Then HEIL TRUMP ! TRUMP/PENCE IN 2020 ! KAGA BABY BY THE GRACE OF KEK !

  46. J.... A....

    Ok boomer

  47. M.... H....

    OK boomer.

  48. B.... M....

    What have the Romans ever done for us?

  49. W.... ....

    What a badass recruitment Song 😂😂😂

  50. M.... ....

    This is so shit.

  51. J.... K....

    Ok Boomer

  52. l.... c....

    I don't need to be a global citizen because I'm blessed by nationality. I'm a member of a growing populace. We enforce our popularity. There are things that seem to pull us under and there are things that drag us down. But there's a power and a vital presence that's lurking all around.

    We've got the American Jesus. See him on the interstate. We've got the American Jesus. He helped build the president's estate.

    I feel sorry for the earth's population because so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality. They can visit but they cannot stay. Only precious few can garner the prosperity. It makes us walk with renewed confidence. We've got a place to go when we die, and the architect resides right here.

    We've got the American Jesus, bolstering national faith. We've got the American Jesus overwhelming millions every day.

    He's the farmers' barren fields, the force the army wields, the expression in the faces of the starving millions. He's the power of the man, he's the fuel that drives the Klu Klux Klan, he's the motive and conscience of the murderer. He's the preacher on T.V., the false sincerity, the form letter that's written by the big computers. He's the nuclear bombs, the kids with no moms, and I'm fearful that he's inside me.

    We've got the American Jesus, see him on the interstate. We've got the American Jesus, exercising his authority. We've got the American Jesus, bolstering national faith. We've got the American Jesus, overwhelming millions every day. One nation, under god.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kcpP-8jfM&feature=youtu.be

    Bad Religion has always sung about these issues by using satire (since 1979) yet the people criticizing them have never listened to them. The alt-right constantly lies about liking things "before" in order to build their so-called credibility in disliking something they don't agree with. They do the same to Anti-Flag posts. "I liked Anti-Flag before they were libtard political." Wut?!

    It's a constant trend on subreddits like /r/The_Donald and internet comments. They lie.

    Another good example is the common internet comment on how a person supposedly voted for Obama twice yet is now a staunch supporter of Trump because Obama "ruined race relations" or some bullshit like that. The "alt-right" are liars. They're internet trolls spreading every lie to build credibility.

    You idiots are just learning from your dear leader: Lying about loving a person/thing previously in order to strengthen your empty arguments of now being against that person/thing. The same people too stupid to understand Bad Religion's satire are the same people too stupid to understand the satire of The Colbert Report.

    l.... c....

    OK Commie...

  53. s.... ....

    Ok boomer

  54. B.... M....

    I am so happy to see these comments. My thoughts exactly! The left won the first culture war, they own the media, the schools, the arts, and the institutions. This isn’t punk anymore. This is just the mainstream thinking it’s rebelling against something.

    Ask yourself, who is really the counterculture now? Who is really rebelling against the status quo? It ain’t these old fucks.

  55. C.... F....

    The left is the alt right. Antifa are the fascists.

    C.... F....

    Correct! The alt right is actually the super alt left. They believe in the same shit like socialism with the one exception being what group of people to hate. Lol.

    C.... F....

    @D DLedge theres an old mini record with Chomsky on one side and b.r on the other.

  56. E.... J....

    The kids discovered mammalian evolution and realized 130° heat over thousands of years will systemically shrink mitochondria throughout the body and brain while increasing blood flow. Example blood sugar metabolism, heat stroke sensitivity, iq , work ethic, IP , athleticism..... only thing free is the porn our pedophile puppet masters spoon feed our children. That kids are just RIGHT no alt about it

  57. J.... M....

    PUNX IS CUCKS

  58. S.... Y....

    Shut the fuck up, boomer
    The Left Can't Meme
    This one's going in my cringe compilation
    Et cetera. This is just sad.

  59. K.... ....

    The offspring should make a song called "the kids are not alt-right"

  60. n.... ....

    I liked the fact that bad religion songs where difficult to understand for me as english isn't my first language, not just that but also the meanings are mostly a mystery to me. This song, also a mystery, not the content, but it's direction. I can't tell anything, I only see flashy things that currantly float around the web, and I hear trigger words like AR-15, red hats and stuff... It's like the establishment made a punksong, wich is confusing to me. Not in a pleasant way, as they used to be for me. Well, like eminem, I guess they died.

  61. A.... C....

    I was expecting a parody of The kids aren't alright by The Offspring. I'm somewhat disappointed.

    A.... C....

    Andrew Couper Bad Religion is actually kinda more influential than The Offspring lol. They arent the parody type of band.)

    A.... C....

    @Techtronos I think someone missed the point entirely.

  62. b.... ....

    Trump2020

  63. J.... ....

    Greg just stop......just stop you old fuck.

  64. M.... ....

    Confirmed: liberals have terrible taste in music.

  65. d.... r....

    Join the NRA

  66. d.... r....

    Trump 2020

  67. M.... ....

    Okay boomer

  68. A.... B....

    I prefer this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbSdHMkWafc

  69. F.... F....

    This is a nazi song kind of thing!

  70. S.... R....

    Ok liberal boomer

  71. r.... t....

    *screams in anarchy*

  72. s.... ....

    Not what they used to be.....

  73. m.... ....

    10k Neo Nazis down-voted this song.

  74. A.... F....

    What the flying fuck is this faggot shit? Maybe Bad Religion should just fuck off back to the 90’s. Milque Toast hoyty toyty gen x boomer cunts.

  75. J.... S....

    What happens when bad religion gets everything they want? Like whatever their version of a perfect president/government is.

  76. d.... T....

    Yet another group of uninformed dumb asses

  77. E.... R....

    THIS SONG FUCKING SUCKS!! The last good song they did was Sorrow. I never saw the rise of BR but unfortunately, I saw their fall. I went to school in a time where only 3 other kids and I knew who these guys were along with a band called AFI. I understand these bands are what some people call the superficial side of punk when compared to other more diverse and underground genres. But I don't know if I can still call myself a fan these days although seeings these guys play live a long time ago was really magical. Social D sucks hard too now. I'm just glad I am not who I was then, otherwise I would have remained a broke, close-minded degenerate. PUNK IS DEAD.

  78. Z.... H....

    Well I guess this what happens when a alt rock band cant keep their panties out if a twist.

  79. J.... A....

    The kids are art fart 😂😂

  80. 1.... T....

    Ok boomer.

  81. N.... 2....

    killer song, fuck the alt right

  82. l.... ....

    Holy shit that was almost painful to endure.

  83. G.... ....

    TRUMP 2020

  84. E.... H....

    I'm still laughing about this months later. Worst propaganda attempt ever. 😂

  85. S.... I....

    The Left can't meme - proof? - they try to make a song to satire the Alt Right and they inadvertently make the Alt Right look awesome because the Alt-Right is the new counter culture and the Left is school marm old Boomers now and can't meme.

    S.... I....

    LOL. I thought it was sincere when I first heard it. They have no sense of irony, do they?

    S.... I....

    ​@The Cannabis Code I remember when punk rockers wore swastikas, boomer.

    S.... I....

    @Swarthy Immigrant 1) I'm a millennial lol 2) you do realize that wasn't to promote white supremacy but just to troll society right lol? I've been a hardcore punk for 20yrs so u probably have no idea about the motivations behind legit punk rock are. But hey who needs facts when you have confirmation bias lol. God ur an embarrassment to humanity. You are aware that the rest of society sees u alt-right pansies as we see the annoying, screeching, overly pc-pussy SJW's perpetually outraged over nonesense. "tHeRe'S a WaR oN cHrIsTmAs, ThE wHiTe RaCe Is So OpPrEsSeD, yOuR ReLiGiOn OfFeNdS mE, yOu NoT sPeAkInG eNgLiSh OfFeNdS mE, i NeEd WeLfArE bC i HuRt My FiNgEr In tHe ShOwEr 15yRs AgO." I have alot of conservative friends & fam. We all agree that the Uber touchy alt-right are the conservative version of the whiny SJW plaguing the left.

    S.... I....

    @The Cannabis Code For a person that's been "punk for 20yrs" you sure missed the split between actual skinhead punk rockers vs SHARP in the 80's. You don't have any idea behind the punk movement at all millennial, only what your z0g masters throw at you.

    S.... I....

    @Coolest Wookie in the Soyhole  Coolest Wookie in the Soyhole  Lol wait how did I miss the SHARP v Skinhead split? Btw, I was an actual SHARP for a brief period & we never considered skins as one of us. They were a joke that had no idea that the roots of Oi! came from Jamaican Rude-boys when the immigrated to the UK. It eventually evolved in Oi & the SHARP scene. The clothes, boots, attitude & musical roots. Unfortunately, precursor to skinheads had no knowledge of or didn't care that it originated from black Jamaicans. After, endless in-fighting over ideology they split into SHARPS & Skins. There are multiple songs by bands like Sham 69 that denounce skins. They were treated like posers to everyone but other skins. Those bands/boneheads became unwanted social pariahs. Yes, Skinhead punk still exists but their few & far between. They aren't respected & are a drag on the subculture. I still ladder lace my docs, still rock the braces & long peacoats. Most of all still digging some Infa Riot, Cockney Rejects & Combat 84. Btw, I have no clue what ur point is lol. Ya I'm an older millennial but I still spent my youth in indie record stores as well as constant DL of albums ie. Some Velvet Sidewalk that were unavailable in local shops. I ate, slept & shit punk my for over 20yrs. Until I had internet (got it at 16) I found every band on my own via concerts, word of mouth, flyers, liner notes in albums etc. I never used MTV, Rolling Stone or ANY corporate media to be informed about upcoming punk bands. I grew in the culture since the 90s. So stop trying play gatekeeper u Vans Warped Tour zombie. I imagine u think the sheltered, bubbly, suburban pop punk bands ie. Sum 41, Green Day & Blink 182 were legit punk bands lol. Ur probably the walking interpretation of the suburban kid w/ spikey trendy hair with hot topic clothes on & a studded belt lol. U probably saw Sid & Nancy & instantly declared yourself to be a punk then bought everything in hot topic. Bro, legit hardcore, gutter, riot grrrl, Oi!, straight-edge was all I cared about for over 2 decades. So sit the fuck down. More than likely a Fat Records & Plumline fan lol. Boneheaded goon. Punk has been & will always be the antidote to a crooked establishment, corporate rule & conservative ideals. All of those punk legends DESPISE conservativism. Don't bring ur gatekeeper shit here if u don't know me bc I ain't the one.

  86. R.... ....

    This has to be the dumbest band I've ever heard in my life. always amuses me when people prove to the whole world what kind of morons they are.

  87. B.... M....

    https://youtu.be/S_Xm9BzpwPc

  88. B.... M....

    bad religion...:))))

  89. S.... M....

    The message is solid and the bridge was good but the song is pretty bad

  90. G.... Z....

    Damn right we are

    G.... Z....

    Gen Z Conservative no one cares anymore

  91. J.... C....

    Lol all the offended right-wing snowflakes in the comments.

    J.... C....

    Lol I think you may be misreading somewhat my dude

    J.... C....

    Julij Cezar laughing , not offended 😂

  92. H.... ....

    I do not agree with the messages in this song, but it absolutely slaps

  93. t.... m....

    Cmom bad religion you can do better man go rip on something usefull

  94. C.... M....

    Punk rockers turned dad rock are spouting university-tier Propoganda. This song makes me just want to be an alt right daddy 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼