Aventura - Skit Lyrics






[phone ringing]

Hello?
Jeeeeee
Hello?
Jeeeee
Hello? who's this?
Jejeje...is this johny marine?
Yes it is.
Je.how you doin?
Im doin good, I'm doin good...
Who am I speakin to?
Je...don't worry about that..
Who's this?
Jejeje, shut up!
Shut up? I don't get this.
You're callin my phone but you're tellin me to shut up?
Im sorry.
Sorry bout what? who's this?
Im just playin with you. you kno me.
Im not here to play any games my friend. who's this?
We're from the same hood.
Hood?
Dat's right.
From the hood? where,what?
You're aventura's manager, right?
Yes I am.
Uhh..i like dat...
Hehehehe...you like, how you like that,what you mean?
I like, not them, not gay..
What?
Im not gay,i mean I like their music.
Oh,ok...
How I may help you.who's this man?
Yeah.i got some questions...
Ok.go ahead.
Yeah.hold on. I'm thinkin about them.
You callin me, you got questions, but you don't remember them?
Why you so rude?
Im not, I'm not even bein r...
Que te pasa gato?
You callin me a cat?
No, not cat...you kno...
You're not from the hood?
Im from the hood, yeah. ok.
But, how may I help you?
Yeah,but I'm just tellin you cat, you kno.like cat,cat..
Cat? oh, ok, ok...
Yeah, tranquilo pescadito.
Pes...that's what I mean...
First you're callin me a cat and now a fish?
No,no. but cat is just from the hood.
Pescadito is cuz you look like one.
Alright, listen, listen.
You're callin me for what?, be clear.
But why u so rude?
Who gave you my numba?
Yeah, you wanna kno right?
I don't understand, you got nothing better to do?
You wanna kno who gave me you numba.
Who gave you my numba?
...sike!
Unbelievable, I haven't heard that in years..
If you're gonna countinue playin games...
I got some questions.
Go ahead...
Why are these guys gonna retire?
Who's retireing?
Aventura!
Nobody is retireing, where you got that from?
Don't trick me!
No,nobody is even. alright, listen.
They're not retireing, I'm not trynna trick you.
What's this with the las?
You mean the name of the album?
Yeah, pendejo!
Pen,hahaha. you lucky I'm a nice guy, pendejo, alright.
Tell me!
Tell you what?
Why are they retireing, the last!?!
Nobody is retireing.
Why the album is called the last?
Is called the last for several reasons, but nobody is retireing, that''s all you need to kno.
Give me the reasons!
Why I have to give you. first of all...who gave you my numba?
But I wanna kno!
Listen, I don't have time for this...
[hang up]
...
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Ugh..
Oh, my God, again?
Porque me colgaste!
I didn't hang up on you
Yes you did!
No I didn't!...what do you want?
Or was it the service, right?
Psh...what do you want?!
I got that problem. what service you got?
Um, listen, forget about what service I got.
What do you want?
Pato!
What? now you're callin me a duck?
No, I said it again...gato!
Gato,gato, ok.
Yeah, cat, in spanish...
Alright, but listen, listen, honestly speaking with you, I dont' have time for games.
Ok, so let me ask you a question.
You've been askin me a question for how long now!
Why you didn't put my favorite song in the album?
Favorite song? you don't even kno what songs are on the album.
Check it out..."yo sintundirme..tun tun"
Hahahaha. that's not a song playa...
Wow,wow, I mean..
That's my shit!
It was a tribute, but it's not our song.
Why is not on the album?
It's not a song playa, we don't...
You a hater!
Hater?
You callin my phone and you're calling me a hater?
Yeah, cuz you're not giving me information. then you're lying!
First of all..(away from me) who gave you my numba?
(you don't kno me) I'm from the hood!
Yeah,yeah, ok. we from the hood.
What hood you from
Don't worry!
I have to worry, you callin my phone.
Well, I'll have to get the manager.
I mean honestly, I'm thinking now and I'm like. dedido...I don't kno.
Duh,do,di,do.du!
Hahaha...
Why you're laughing...because you're lying!
BYE!
[hang up]





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  1. m.... p....

    I hope i hear Johnny Marines in the new Romeo album 😪

  2. G.... ....

    hello?
    jeeeeee
    hello?
    jeeeee
    hello? who's this?
    jejeje... is this johny marine?
    yes it is.
    je how you doin?
    im doin good, im doin good...
    who am i speakin to?
    je... don't worry about that.
    who's this?
    jejeje, shut up!
    shut up? i don't get this.
    you're callin my phone but you're tellin me to shut up?
    im sorry.
    sorry bout what? who's this?
    im just playin with you. you kno me.
    im not here to play any games my friend. who's this?
    we're from the same hood.
    hood?
    dat's right.
    from the hood? where, what?
    you're aventura's manager, right?
    yes i am.
    uhh.i like dat...
    hehehehe... you like, how you like that, what you mean?
    i like, not them, not gay.
    what?
    im not gay, i mean i like their music.
    oh, ok...
    how i may help you.who's this man?
    yeah.i got some questions...
    ok.go ahead.
    yeah.hold on. im thinkin about them.
    you callin me, you got questions, but you don't remember them?
    why you so rude?
    im not, im not even bein r...
    que te pasa gato?
    you callin me a cat?
    no, not cat... you kno...
    you're not from the hood?
    im from the hood, yeah. ok.
    but, how may i help you?
    yeah, but im just tellin you cat, you kno.like cat, cat.
    cat? oh, ok, ok...
    yeah, tranquilo pescadito.
    pes... that's what i mean...
    first you're callin me a cat and now a fish?
    no, no. but cat is just from the hood.
    pescadito is cuz you look like one.
    alright, listen, listen.
    you're callin me for what?, be clear.
    but why u so rude?
    who gave you my number?
    yeah, you wanna kno right?
    i don't understand, you got nothing better to do?
    you wanna kno who gave me you number.
    who gave you my number?
    ...sike!
    unbelievable, i haven't heard that in years.
    if you're gonna countinue playin games...
    i got some questions.
    go ahead...
    why are these guys gonna retire?
    who's retireing?
    aventura!
    nobody is retireing, where you got that from?
    don't trick me!
    no, nobody is even. alright, listen.
    they're not retireing, im not trynna trick you.
    what's this with the last?
    you mean the name of the album?
    yeah, pendejo!
    pen, hahaha. you lucky im a nice guy, pendejo, alright.
    tell me!
    tell you what?
    why are they retireing, the last!?!
    nobody is retireing.
    why the album is called the last?
    is called the last for several reasons, but nobody is retireing, that''s all you need to kno.
    give me the reasons!
    why i have to give you. first of all... who gave you my number?
    but i wanna kno!
    listen, i don't have time for this...
    [hang up]
    ...
    [phone ringing]
    hello?
    ugh.
    oh, my God, again?
    porque me colgaste!
    i didn't hang up on you
    yes you did!
    no i didn't!... what do you want?
    or was it the service, right?
    psh... what do you want?!
    i got that problem. what service you got?
    um, listen, forget about what service i got.
    what do you want?
    pato!
    what? now you're callin me a duck?
    no, i said it again... gato!
    gato, gato, ok.
    yeah, cat, in spanish...
    alright, but listen, listen, honestly speaking with you, i dont' have time for games.
    ok, so let me ask you a question.
    you've been askin me a question for how long now!
    why you didn't put my favorite song in the album?
    favorite song? you don't even kno what songs are on the album.
    check it out..."yo sintundirme.tun tun"
    hahahaha. that's not a song playa...
    wow, wow, i mean.
    that's my shit!
    it was a tribute, but it's not our song.
    why is not on the album?
    it's not a song playa, we don't...
    you a hater!
    hater?
    you callin my phone and you're calling me a hater?
    yeah, cuz you're not giving me information. then you're lying!
    first of all.(away from me) who gave you my number?
    (you don't kno me) im from the hood!
    yeah, yeah, ok. we from the hood.
    what hood you from
    don't worry!
    i have to worry, you callin my phone.
    well, i'll have to get the manager.
    i mean honestly, im thinking now and im like. dedido... i don't kno.
    duh, do, di, do.du!
    hahaha...
    why you're laughing... because you're lying!
    BYE!
    [hang up]
    translate for me

  3. T.... ....

    His Favorite Son Lagrimas Lmao :D Dun Dun dun

  4. M.... Q....

    "yo siento undirme dun dun dun dun" lmao

  5. E.... G....

    😂😂😂😂 pendejo😂😂😂😂

  6. D.... H....

    so funny :P

  7. K.... O....

    ES ROMEO LILIAN

  8. D.... F....

    Quien es el hombre que llama por teléfono??

    D.... F....

    Damayani Fire i think they are talking about dre

    D.... F....

    Damayani Fire Tu mamá

    D.... F....

    Lmao u silly... they funny huh.

    D.... F....

    Y. YO COMO VOY. A SAVER😃👍

  9. M.... C....

    Lmao this sht makes me crack lmao XD

  10. E.... A....

    I'm related to the manager
    Love the Marines Family
    SABANA IGLESIA ALL DAY

  11. K.... S....

    KEN KANIFF!?

  12. Y.... D....

    Thiss Iss Likee Soo Funny! I Wuzz Crackinn Upp Thaa Wholee Fugginn Timee! :DD

  13. I.... ....

    part #2 of this is at the end of the song "Gracias" all the way at the end

  14. S.... ....

    Pescadito Coz U Look Like A Fish !! LMFAOOO !!

  15. J.... P....

    HILARIOUS!!!!

  16. m.... ....

    Hello?
    Eeeeehhhh.

  17. f.... g....

    jajajajajajajajajaja ESTO QUE? PENDEJO!! JAJAJA

  18. i.... ....

    @AllBoutThemCowboys yes, this is legit. came directly from the CD.

  19. A.... F....

    @AllBoutThemCowboys Yes this is real from an Aventura cd The Last

  20. A.... F....

    I LOVVVE AVENTURA

  21. p.... ....

    u mean the name of the album
    yes pendejo jajajajaja

  22. A.... H....

    what a fucking lmao!!! ii wld of kicked his ass alrdy!!!

  23. t.... t....

    this aventura crew prank callin him

  24. L.... K....

    I LOVE THE PART ABOUT SERVICE AND FAV SHIT THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL

  25. D.... V....

    -WHO GAVE YOU MA NUMBAAA !
    Yeah You Wanna Know Riqht ?
    -iDont Understand you qot nun Better To Do ?
    Youh Wanna Know Who qave Me Your Number ?
    -Who qave You My Number ?
    SIKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEE !!

    Lmfaaaaaaaaaaoo Funny Shxtt

  26. j.... ....

    @iloveflyleaf2221
    It is him his aventuras manager
    He allso did the Gods Project
    Him Romeo and Len.

  27. i.... ....

    @glamorou13
    LOL i don't know the number lol :P
    but i'm going to the concert on the 30th ssssssssssssssss :P xP lol IN DALLAS!!!!!!!!! :D

  28. g.... ....

    What is Romeo cell phone number or aventura? Plz prez I need to know

  29. D.... F....

    "no, no, but cat is just from the hood, pescaito is 'cause you look like a fish."

    "what's this with "the last?" "you mean the name of the album?" "YES, pendejo"

    "ddddduruduu, you studderin' 'cause you liyin'"

    this skit is so good xD always gets me in a good mood :D

  30. A.... C....

    it getting better

  31. J.... c....

    wtf is this

  32. t.... ....

    this is funny shit

  33. L.... M....

    HAHAHA hell naw dat nigga stupid at the beginnin HELL NAW!!

  34. M.... H....

    lagrimas

  35. M.... H....

    se nota que no has visto los skits de eminem

  36. M.... ....

    Funny S#!t

  37. N.... O....

    LOL this shit is so funny A DONT BE A PENDEJO LOL UR CALLING ME A CAT UR 4ROM THE HUDE LOL FUNNY this is my faverit from the video n also Su Vida N La curita LOL

  38. G.... R....

    i think it was aventura song: Gracias at the last the will sing first and then the other dude comes

  39. G.... R....

    LOL LMAO! this is fucking FUNNY, este video si q es bien CHISTOSO lol I love this video, me encanta este video jajajajaja

  40. C.... G....

    whats the name of the song that the caller is singing

    C.... G....

    Chris Gonzalez

    C.... G....

    @Pauline Kubeck Lágrimas

  41. L.... W....

    NO ENTIENDO

    L.... W....

    Es una llamada de un desconocido que le habla al manager de Aventura que le pregunta que porque se van a separar y porque el disco se llama "The Last" y cosas asi. saludos.

    L.... W....

    ah y luego al final de la canción "Gracias" se escucha que el desconocido se encuentra y plática con la banda jeje

    L.... W....

    MRM Records 2017 y quien hace esa voz tan graciosa haciendo enojar a jhonny marines??? yo siempre me he preguntado quien hace esa voz

  42. f.... y....

    that was funny!!!
    cat gato.. fish...
    my favorite song in the album
    you are not giving me information..

  43. R.... ....

    yea but i heard their not doing bachata anymore their doing like merengue and different genres

  44. G.... b....

    is very funny this♥ me gusta mucho no me canso de escuchar esta combersacion. y la parte que mas me gusta es cuando dice.fish hehehe

  45. d.... ....

    caller: why its not on the album? manager: cuz its not our song. caller: u hater! *ring ring* manager: hello? caller: ... ehhhhh. XDlmao

  46. a.... ....

    ke alguien me la trudusca
    de ke trata .¡¡

  47. m.... ....

    no entiendo naa de lo q dicen

  48. c.... ....

    I love this!! I listen to this on the train laughing my butt off

  49. E.... R....

    oooo i like that lol

  50. i.... ....

    are you sure???

    lol cuz i looked it up on google and nothing about him maybe i'm not looking right

  51. i.... ....

    i think this guy was drunk

    lmao

  52. i.... ....

    no i said it again. Gato

  53. D.... B....

    I think he means "Vato" not "Gato".. He says "cat because you're from the hood...."

  54. G.... N....

    Yeah im pretty sure its him. ive thought it was him ever since the skit on Gods project. yeah. ive heard this soooo many times and i always laugh out loud! gets me every time. im gonna start calling ppl and just making that noise instead of saying something! hahaha

  55. i.... ....

    lol sounds like him. i think it's him.

    you just have to listen to this many times lol

  56. G.... N....

    -hello?
    -ahhhhh
    -hello?
    -aaaah

    hahahahahahahaha. who gave u my numba! hahahahahahaha. SHUT UP! hahahaha. thats romeo right?

  57. r.... r....

    i love it when he says'' who gave you my number!''