Avalon, Mickey - Stroke Me Lyrics






[Chorus:]
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
It's as easy as 1-2-3
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
I'll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some
Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
If you're over 18 then it's on
I don't give a shit if you live with your mom
I know you heard 'bout me
Mickey Avalon, rap's Ron Jeremy
Don't talk, drop to your knees
And I'll show you what the fuck I mean

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...

[Chorus]

Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin
Betamax roll with the action
Pornographic passion
Californication, bastards
Cassius Clay when I'm jabbin' punani
Like Cunanan at Versace mansion
Baby, let's get naughty
Shake your body

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...

[Chorus]

Touch, t-t-touch me
Touch, t-t-touch me

I got a lot of lead in my zeppelin
So step in and climb my stairway to heaven
I'm rockin' electric
Talk-talk to me, sexy
Leslie don't mind when I call her Lindsay Blowhan
Slow down before you hit me
Let me get a look at the goods
She said that she wouldn't but I knew that she would

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...

[Chorus]





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  1. T.... O....

    Who else went to a club high asl n drunk n brought a girl and her friend home n the next day listend to ths song 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

  2. P.... ....

    The nose doesn't lie. Wonder where his small hat is?

  3. �.... �....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

  4. A.... K....

    My national anthem

  5. s.... 4....

    I wonder how many times a year this scumbag takes a shower.

  6. K.... R....

    I'd love to stroke him 1 2 3

    K.... R....

    Yuck!!!

  7. M.... D....

    Eminem berzerk instru nice

  8. M.... D....

    I’m here straight from the We’re The Millers trailer

  9. s.... ....

    Adrian Brody and Mitch hedburg's love child

  10. K.... V....

    wow..this a real thing/song wth? can't even search for this shit :)

  11. D.... B....

    Song is sexual asf but Catchy as hell

  12. C.... S....

    I love this song for the fact it promotes content from both people and overage consent 🙌🏼who raps about doing the right thing and make it sound soo dirty at the same time 👌🏼❤️

  13. M.... C....

    Аве Шусс =)

  14. R.... G....

    Ten years later and I'm still wondering if Lindsey Lohan was in this video or not .. 2:01

    R.... G....

    No it's not

  15. B.... ....

    We re the Millers, Duke Nukem forever and the expendables 3 brought me here ;)

  16. J.... J....

    When Mickey Avalon is where u go to restore your faith in humanity.... earth is fuuuuuuucked. CWalking all day everyday everyway

  17. S.... W....

    He said ,,”stabbin cabin”

  18. R.... ....

    He’s ugly and Jewish..those are two big no’s for me right there

  19. J.... J....

    I like snorting yea yo off a hoes azzzzholes

  20. M.... M....

    So Eminem just stole this beat idea? Wtf?

  21. C.... B....

    What if you touched me and I touched you haha just kidding unless?

  22. A.... J....

    I'll touch you if you touch me😘😋

  23. M.... ....

    You just know this guy is a prick

    M.... ....

    That's why him and dirt nasty had a falling out

  24. b.... ....

    There are covers then there is this shit

  25. W.... K....

    Best fuckin remake ever

  26. M.... C....

    Billy Madison be like

  27. T.... ....

    Qui est la grâce à la vidéo de squeezie

  28. a.... ....

    Dude looks like the A-Z guide of STIs

  29. E.... M....

    I’m from the GTA 5 movie “Most wanted” trailer, go watch it.

  30. D.... M....

    I'll bet on Father's day he gets cards from all over the country! 😂

    D.... M....

    I bet those be some ugly kids

  31. M.... ....

    He has the biggest dick head face ever

  32. T.... M....

    This video is the shit. From the Lincoln Continental limo To the "Up in smoke" Roxy show. Rock Star greatness achieved 100%

  33. C.... D....

    Fun and dirty. Gotta love the stabbing cabin

  34. s.... ....

    Someone get that boy a sandwich

  35. N.... 1....

    Best music

  36. M.... T....

    For people saying fuck Eminem. ..i would love to !! Im so in love with him ..hook me up !!❤❤

  37. R.... ....

    I got a lot of led in my zeppelin

  38. N.... B....

    Fun fact mickey is a former male prostitute

  39. Q.... ....

    this is a weird question, bu can anyone explain/describe what the white t-shirt he's wearing says and promoting? starts with "z", then there is a 74 in orange, then 20-22 september/septembre

  40. L.... D....

    I think I just caught an STD

  41. R.... B....

    This guy is the second worst rapper in history. The fat boy from Waiting is number 1!

    R.... B....

    Two words. Vanilla. Ice.

  42. S.... K....

    My dick is mighty Skippy...your dick got bumps like a hippy.

  43. S.... K....

    He is pretty fly for a white guy

  44. J.... C....

    this is fkn shit wanna punch th

    J.... C....

    i wanna punch this guys face

  45. C.... B....

    awesome coke whore i would pay a penny to fuck them . AND I mean him , i could do this shit. ALL UNDER THE SAME SUN fuck you

  46. �.... �....

    Блондиночка охуенная))))

  47. S.... S....

    Good song, but the guy's face makes me wanna break his nose. :D

  48. M.... G....

    Little lady I'm drunk

  49. M.... H....

    Insult to Billy Squier, honestly....dont ruin good rock with you shitty rap remix bs.

  50. A.... M....

    Bad Teacher brought me here

  51. L.... U....

    Listening to this made my penis laugh

  52. D.... C....

    GILSTRAP TV

  53. K.... S....

    Possibly most bonerific video ever.

  54. N.... V....

    GilStrapTv

  55. M.... K....

    0:17 — mind blowing

  56. J.... A....

    Want your minds REALLY blown? 😱😱😱😱

    https://youtu.be/tqp8Q20DSrs

  57. t.... P....

    first of all Eminem and micky did not make this beat the original is stroke me and is a rock song

  58. I.... R....

    How does he get chicks with a face like that, though?

    I.... R....

    Isaac Riggs Cause he's rockin an 8 inch snake with girth and unlimited coca yo.

  59. s.... ....

    Skinny punk ruining a perfectly awesome song. Come up with your own idea's ya fucking poser

  60. D.... S....

    Hit "3" for him to say "three"

  61. D.... D....

    Hade doesn't take off her color crayon wigs much

  62. D.... D....

    Thanks I did save it YouTube

  63. B.... M....

    try hard ugly cunt

  64. N.... V....

    The hangover and we are the millers this dude is lucky with his movie songs if u don’t know what I mean what do you say

  65. I.... R....

    I like how he mentions a line from another song of his in this. That song is “So Rich, So Pretty” btw.

  66. s.... y....

    can anybody give me the lyrics of this song. thanks in advance.

  67. V.... T....

    This video can cause a STROKE.

  68. A.... ....

    Looks like there's some hope for us ugly guys. Just gotta grow out our hair, wear a fedora, and make a shitty remix

  69. s.... y....

    the dude looks so gay

  70. S.... ....

    Why does the beginning remind me of Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson

  71. p.... ....

    Bad ass anthem

  72. T.... ....

    The idea is ok, but his lyrics are so lazy. He coulda' done so much better.

  73. R.... H....

    Fuck yeah im back baby!!!

  74. D.... ....

    That dude is fugly

  75. B.... .....

    Mickey Avalon rocks still 2018. You dont have to be good looking - its all attitude , ego and talent.

  76. C.... O....

    I've got more woman with this song then any. Something about it makes ya turnouttt🤙🤣
    Ya just gotta sendd itttt!🤔🤙

  77. e.... n....

    We're the Millers?

  78. R.... k....

    All these woman look easy ,I approve

  79. j.... L....

    I like ems version and this one

  80. D.... G....

    He kissed BJ PENN

  81. B.... H....

    "I'm here to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all out of gum." - Dick Kickem

  82. T.... ....

    Haha they shoulda blasted this at the cosby re trial

  83. W.... _....

    Obviously he's a Morgan - big M, small organ.

  84. C.... B....

    Worst lyrics ever 👍

  85. N.... E....

    Yo he's like 40 somethin

  86. C.... ....

    Come up with your own shit. Ugly fucker

  87. m.... a....

    Who here in 2018

  88. A.... ....

    For a dude who looks like he eats a ton of penis, he has some hot chicks in his videos.

  89. E.... P....

    Mickey looks like Billy squires grandkid

  90. D.... P....

    this is one of the worst songs I have ever heard

  91. F.... W....

    Much more better than M&m’s

  92. m.... s....

    Watch this just because of We're the millers otherwise.....is he a transgender