Avalon, Mickey - Hustler Hall Of Fame Lyrics
The road to the top, through crossguards and hard knocks
Copper penny times and endless city blocks
Thieves straight as they never been crooked rent-a-cops
Shooting craps in the back of vacant city lots
Free-range circus acts and worthless facts
Fist-fucking faggots at the White on gymmats
Rats run the wire while I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just like a cameo song
Honeys wanna love me but the line is too long
I make 'em take a number
Wake 'em from their slumber
What you know about Mickey?
(He's a bad motherfucker)
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest stops
I'm sick on the microphone like smallpox
Blind old ladies into diabetic shock
It's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain, to hold me down
Got a golden smile and a platinum frown
It's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain, to hold me down
Got a golden smile and a platinum frown
I flow like Niagara, go tell your manager
That Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur
I fly flicks with my dick at your camera
I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche Carrera
I brought your whole formula, just warmin' up
Storm the frontline and then I find a spot for lunch
Toxic-proof punch when the loot comes
Rocket boosters with my boots on
Underneath the tundra reach out for the Thundercats
Holds no better than this brother act
I ripped the rubber mats out your lover's pad
And kicked your mother's ass right in front of your dad
Last night, a brass pipe and a flashlight
Smashed my crown and left me down with a black eye
The bad guy, walking over landmines, who can't die but still cried
And it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain, to hold me down
Got a golden smile and a platinum frown
It's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain, to hold me down
Got a golden smile and a platinum frown
Leave your gods and your politics back at home
Cause I just wanna drink and be left alone
I gotta girl who likes to talk my ear off, see
So when I'm at the bar stay away from me
Don't ask for a smoke or to make some change
I don't care about your kid or your menstrual pains
You can call me rude but I like my solitude
And we don't need to chat while we're playing pool
So stay cool mister, I wasn't lookin' at your sister
That snaggletoothed sea hag, lips all blistered
Now rack the balls while I'm in the stall
Pissin' out vodka and walkin' up the walls
I turn off the ringer when my lady calls
Don't point your finger unless you want a brawl
I chalk up my cue and sink the eight ball
Then reach into my pocket and light a Pall Mall
Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain, to hold me down
Got a golden smile and a platinum frown
It's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain, to hold me down
Got a golden smile and a platinum frown
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- Avalon, Mickey - Dope Shit
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- Avalon, Mickey - Let's Go
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Avalon, Mickey Hustler Hall Of Fame Comments
A stripper turned me on to this song and Mickey Avalon
Happy thanksgiving 🦃 2018 fuck the haters, I got your back Mickey!!!
Bad ass ! No other words needed
His absolute best. As great as Biggie's best stuff. A rap masterpiece.
rocket boostas when my boots run
Ill rip the rubber mats out your lovers pad, and kick your mothers ass right in front of your dad
leave your God and your politics back at home
cause I just wanna drink and be left alone
favorite MA song
@dasr1987 I think nobody would've accomplish shit like Mickey did despite his messed up past. Gotta wish him joy of it!
mickey avalon :)
I don;t care what anyone says, this guy is a brilliant rapper.
A poet and a philosopher....
first time i heard MA i was home for a week from lockdown, a strippers dancin the table in front of me, stevie caballero an jason acuna were there, my ex just left and i was SHIT FACED. that was '06
Caliƒornia loves weed
LOL @ this comment a year ago, you might be waiting a while
The lyrics you provided say "I flow like an acrobat", but I think he says "I flow like Niagra"..