Avalon, Mickey - Girlfriend Lyrics




Three little birds sitting on my doorstep
Chirp chirp chirpin' when I pull up in my corvette
Before sex I like a little foreplay
Love and sex and a bag of ya-yo
Don't say nothin' when you leave here
I'll let you pet my ferret if he can meet your beaver
I can see me and you together
Raw dog on the couch tearin' up the pleather
Rub her face, rippin' up the lace
Panties to the side as I slide into place
Smile on her face, tears in her eyes
"My daddy didn't love me right" she cried

Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend

But when Monday comes
You better pack your bags and hit the road
I don't want no trouble that I can't afford
I got a daughter at home, her name on my neck
I don't need another baby in my life just yet
I got 99 problems, and your girlfriend's one
I'm crazy in love with my sawed-off shotgun
Hand on the pump, bust a window at the pawn shop
Reach right in and got blood on my Rolex
Take me home and lick my wounds, let me crawl back in the womb
Click, clack, boom, comin' out of the tomb
Dead man walkin', singin' out of tune
Bad attitude, shrewd and rude
Cooler than a pack of coors
Smooth, like baby nuts, all the ladies in the club listen up

Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend

But when Monday comes
You better be in the kitchen cookin' ham and eggs
Lookin' hot as the door slammed the back of your head
She said "I'll be back," I said "yea, whatev"
The Av don't like it when you play with me head
Now let me tell you somthin' about the birds and the bees
The birds is flying and the bees just bug me
Ugly, honeys want to fuck me, and if I get drunk you might get lucky
Guess what, I'm runnin' out of money
You can be my piggy bank, sugar mommy

Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend

But when Monday comes

Girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don't want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend...





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Avalon, Mickey Girlfriend Comments
  1. casper 187

    dis tyte

  2. Heather Harris

    "I got 99 problems and your girlfriend's one"

    Cody Daniels

    Always is....

  3. MC NeOn fLuX

    i like this!

  4. Bronson Harrington

    Crass, brilliant and funky - hello new playlist entry!

  5. Jeana D

    Why isn't the original on Youtube?

  6. hamitbe

    you guys fucking suck shit

    Cody Daniels

    Hey man ik its gross but your girl said u got her hooked on it....99 problems and ur girlfriend is one

  7. Jackson Wilaver

    @AddieBrown u look hot in ur profile pic i don't wanna b ur boyfriend i jut wanna b friends benefits on the weekends

  8. Urasc Chestii

    flvto.com its better

  9. Joshua Hedges

    But that's a crime!

  10. Mewd

    True badass!!

  11. allek snyder

    i have sex to this song

  12. ashton222

    same shits catchy like herpes

  13. Faulther

    oh and find the song "shotgun" from the same super groupie recordings... far better than this one.

  14. Faulther

    This song was around in 06 when Russo and Avalon were gonna do a project called "super groupie".... shit sounds the exact same as the old demo song. This is a new track huh????

  15. Cole Penning

    I live in OKC and am embarrassed by what happened. I really hope he plays here again.... There's plenty of people here who respect him and his music, including me.

  16. KSTEW58

    Heard this song on Faction for the first time. So good!

  17. Peter Jennings

    Yesh, your writing is ill.... "you better be in the kitchen cookin ham and eggs, lookin hot as the door slammed the back of your head, she said I'll be back, I said 'yeah whatev', the ave don't like it when they play with my head".

    but the current production sucks. simon's production was 10x better than this... I've stuck with you as a fan since your first release in 06, but please don't continue with the same producers or I can't see myself continuing to frequent your shows.

  18. Vincent Ciotti

    Yeah, he's evolved most def. But still hasn't lost any illness n lyrical skill is better than ever. Not a HUGE fan of the mellower cisco type vibe,but... Love scott russo, but the og version just hits harder. Love u mick!

  19. Brett Poertner

    Raw n in your face! I love it!

  20. Ryan Schan

    I don't like the Cisco influence. I think Mickey is finally growing up on us.. It's a shame. That dirty, grimy sound is what I loved most.

  21. BertTrump

    Give the new stuff a chance. ive had loaded for 3 weeks now and it's good.

  22. MickyAvStickyHands

    I mean look at my name... but this shit is terrible. Might be time for a name change.

  23. detre07

    This is awesome

  24. TigerSham

    I love this collaboration! Great feel good, upbeat, party song!!!

  25. st0mpy89

    All the ladies in the club listen up

  26. Cc Smith

    This is my jaaaaam. Love Mickey Ave.

  27. Protein Murders

    makes sense that this is being released now mickey & scott are on subnoize

  28. Susan Dunn

    My new favorite song! Love it!

  29. Aaron Villarreal

    lyrics?

  30. JamieVegas

    Make Scott Russo go away. Seriously.

  31. KC Brandenstein

    I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!

  32. thirty3threes

    haha. fucking awesome

  33. Killtron

    so baby GO GO GO!!! This record is sick.

  34. awakeinsd

    i wonder if Radioman and Shotgun will also be on the new album. its funny when a song that is four years old is put on a new album. just goes to show the song must be good.

  35. melissa moore

    its ok--not wat i expected,not bad--its a bit happy

  36. 84mamakin

    Grows on you, but has nothin on Tight Blue Jeans and Rock Bottom. Avalon needs to hurry up and drop this sh*t for real... it's gettin to be too LONG!

  37. Matt R

    And if you like this, look around for "mr radioman" and "shotgun". The other two original Supergroupie songs

  38. Matt R

    This song was actually recorded probably around 4-5 years ago. Mickey, scott, and cysco had a group called supergroupie. This was one of three of their songs that made it to the internet.

  39. Erik N

    This that old style mickey

  40. SexyBubbbles

    That's what I'm talking about! Love it Mickey:)

  41. sarah cho

    wow...the album comes out on my birthday.. XD

  42. brad tucker

    AMAZING

  43. David Stasch

    Sugar mommies rule

  44. Nicholas Tallant

    I got 99 problems and your girlfriend is one. Happy Valentines Day!

  45. QtiPie123

    1st... Awesome <3 Mickey