Avalon, Mickey - Fuckin' Em All Lyrics




four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two seconds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

caviar; hey mama lemme rap at ya (okay)
have you ever been to Africa? (no)
have you ever smoked crack before? (haha)

nice tights, nice go-go boots (haha)
why lie when I could tell the truth?
that ass is like a gold caboose
oh no I can't hold my juice

whatcha' lookin' at?
turn around and lemme see that ass
(ohhhh) I like it like that
don't care white or black
just nice and fat

four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two secounds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

back door man with the keys to the city
she said "I love you, Mickey"
it's hard to leave with a face so pretty
that ass will make a grown man silly

unhook the wonder bra one hand and
drink in the other and i wont spill a sip
when i reach into my pocket for a filter lit

well tell me this little bitches
the av's on the market for a mistress
and I couldn't give a shit bout the riches
as long as she suck dick and do dishes

four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two secounds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

I wanna touch you.
I wanna taste you.
I wanna take you,
invade you
degrade you

I wanna touch you.
I wanna taste you.
I wanna take you,
invade you
degrade you

four little birdies in the back of the bar
with three other suckers tryna get in their draws
two secounds later got my fist to his jaw
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all

fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all
fuckin' em all fuck fuckin' em all
cause by one in the mornin' I'll be fuckin' em all





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Avalon, Mickey Fuckin' Em All Comments
  1. Gucci Lee

    His Coc is 13 inch famously long

  2. jhova187

    Looks like Courtney Love trans brother

  3. Raymond

    This guy doesn’t like chicks🤗🤗🤗🤗

  4. Audfile

    He doesn't sound how he looks

  5. Mike Mercury

    I can't really see how Mickey isn't gay. Maybe he is straight though ?

    brayz game

    If he's "fuckin em all" and there's always women up on him I'd imagine he's straight..tendencies? Who knows. Video rocks either way

  6. Krys L

    I watched the Joker movie last night and several times I thought “he’s channeling Mickey fucking Avalon”.

  7. Daniel Quinn

    And people say eminem is the best white rapper....

  8. BosoxnationI972

    This guy has to be the product of a long line of inbreeding.

  9. sodium vlogs

    He walks like he’s atisum

  10. Lulu Stylez

    Love him to death

    brayz game

    Why not? Or you could be that loser above who will "weep for our future" 👌👈

  11. JesseLeeKing

    Nah that's Kevin spaceys baby lol his pool boy toy

  12. Michael

    SHITS BANGIN

  13. Steven Kramer

    I weep for the future

    brayz game

    I guess that means at 1 am I'll be "fuckin em all" without ya

  14. kurisu kirigiya

    2019 who's still here??????? ♡♡♡♡

    kurisu kirigiya

    Hiiii! Lol

    brayz game

    Who's not??? Annnnnddd "By 1 in the morning I'll be fuckin em all"

  15. Junokaii

    Looks like Prince if he were white.

  16. Mateusz Kaleta

    ,m gay,i,m gay ,a are You? :*

  17. fseesauras

    Reminds me of a 7 year old I met in a mental hospital

  18. StraightCashHomey

    Legacy can’t dance...not at all

  19. TheBajamin

    This is literally a gay dude acting straight for fame. Hence why his career died.

  20. cumshots

    @1:06 beardo and mickey boxing lol

  21. Pauly

    Put the lotion on the skin

  22. suckmyballs andmycock

    Strip club music

  23. Derby Darby

    Dang it's not her

  24. Colleen McFadden

    Marilyn Mansons love child with Rose McGowen....

  25. Shokiwaru

    them are some pornstars lmfao thats the best he could get

  26. b bb

    0:18 is that a tattoo of trisha paytas

  27. Isaiah Martinez

    Also respect the trippyass Clockwork Orange reference

  28. Isaiah Martinez

    It's funny because this dude was kinda before my time because he got big in 06 or 07, and I was like 11 in 07, I heard his shit in so many movies and comedy shows or movies to and regular shows/movies, and his songs, especially the "my dick" song always got stuck in my head after Harold and Kumar or other stuff it might of been in a watched a good amount

  29. patrick breasseal

    Mickey Avonalon looks like an STD

  30. Isaiah Martinez

    Man I wish I discovered this dude when I discovered mgmt in 9th grade in 2011

  31. Jenn !

    3:34 of time I'll never get back

  32. Dani Watson

    Bwahahahaha, your not fucking any of those girls. Go find a dude and stop perpetrating

  33. SDMF5000

    Dude looks like Marilyn Mansons ugly little sister.

  34. M. W.

    new age Frank Zappa

  35. millej38

    Mickey, as a math teacher, every time I break a set up into 4, I always say 1 2 3 4, get your booty on the dance floor.

  36. Zach Brown

    i fucking LOVE Mickey Ave, been bumpin him since high school and won’t ever stop! can’t wait to see him and DIRT NASTY in NJ March 29th! soooo stoked

  37. Et tu, Brute?

    This guy is clearly what happens when an incel is given a music career.

  38. Kevin Louderback

    remember when he used to by drugs from John leguizamo's friends in Son of Sam

  39. Simon Fondriest

    he looks like gay Marilyn Manson

  40. young hardy

    I'm trying fukk every hoe in this life

  41. Vash TheStampeed

    he does look like emaciated exotic bird lmfao

  42. casinko1

    F***in Em All in Slovakia!

  43. Ryan Korobko

    Get so many industrial Manson vibes

  44. I like crayons

    the only thing he'll be fucking is his sugar daddy.

  45. D'Marie Bee

    i would love to do a remix to this

  46. Karicat Watts

    Yeah, I'm still like biting my first. Damn sexy bitch

  47. GD UL

    i'm not feelin his body language

  48. Jay Thunder

    Haha I remember this from back in the day. "Hey baby let me rap at ya. Have you ever been to Africa? Have you ever smoked crack befo(r)e?" Good times.

  49. below90hz

    He reminds me of Jigsaw's puppet Billy from the Saw movies.

  50. Gamez

    transexual

    Eric Ortega

    Gamez , bisexual.

  51. Friar007

    Caitlyn Jenner has been busy...

    lady luck

    😂😂😂😂

  52. Ava Bowen

    he reminds me of Marilyn Manson.....

  53. nihl hinz

    Have you ever wanted to be red licrsh on a boat?

  54. Bonez Boneville

    This is not the person I expected to see when heard the song "my dick". I'm so disappointed and scared. He looks like some sort of emaciated, exotic bird.

    Wax_ Simulacra

    He had a rough childhood, according to few details he's given.He had sold pot with his mother and been addicted to the Heroin and Dope.

    Josh ok

    He was also a male prostitute

    badassbuta

    he kinda looks like hipster marilyn manson

    Hail Coitus

    im a male prostitute, free too

    M Hill

    he's a fucking artist. He's not what you imagine him to be

  55. alliezz1

    he punch like a grill but he rocks...

  56. Mesinokka

    I love this😁

  57. Грибы Пятого Парка. Лесной дневник.

    пидар, блядь.

  58. degaulle30

    Little known fact. Mickey Avalon's semen is one part spermatosa, one part grenadine, two parts wall filler paste, 25 bits alligator eggs, 16 bits Clearasil, 2 bits sand and one part old Nixon reelection literature.

    nihl hinz

    degaulle30 How did you find this out? You can get paid to test wine instead.

    T Pol

    That is oddly specific lol

    Clem Fivekiller

    @nihl hinz lol

  59. meleagordon

    fuck yes this my shit

  60. Car Audio Inc

    If Marilyn Manson and Sean Penn had a baby..

    payton rice

    Just thinking the same thing😭

    eequalsmcdonald

    oh my god, that's perfect

    Tober

    He kinda looks like tim tebow

    Jared Mattes

    Marilyn manson and ron jeremy

  61. Frost

    can't lie, I like this one

  62. tedbert

    So it's a White guy who can't speak correctly.

    Befoe? I thought the word was "Before".

  63. Andrea Clark

    As long as she sucks dick and does dishes.....

  64. Jean Pierre Wehry

    That chick's ass at 2:00 tho, yummy

    Frost

    +higif damn right

    Jelani Anthony

    read the comment. then looked up, saw it, rewinded, noted the time. tldr. yummy

    Jen Lacny

    Lol!!! It was worth the 2 min wait!!! :)~

    l0v3f03 FRENCHCORE

    awesome :-P

  65. Rebecca Moffitt

    SEXY ASS!

  66. Kelli *****

    Mickey Av-a-Lon

  67. Bartenational Bart - email - nationwide

    this is fun ... for 30 seconds ... over it

  68. A.D.D

    New York Doll + Real Nigga .

  69. Cody Dillon

    id* ***

  70. Cody Dillon

    wow this is gay is beat that little fuckr silly lmao

  71. Randy Mayo

    he looks way better than he does now with his stupid clown neck tattoo

  72. Karicat Watts

    Shit, I'm down.

  73. Christina Sleight

    I love you Mickey <3

  74. Heather Harris

    I love Mickey; although I extrapolated those lyrics.

  75. Heather Harris

    "have you ever smoked crack in Africa before? have you ever smoked crack on a plane before?"

  76. subhuman scum

    Anybody else thinks he looks kinda like Michael Jackson?

  77. untos1

    I always understand " Fuck in a mall".

    Josiah Hillman

    I did an ex in a Fredrick's of Hollywood lol

  78. Hollywood Gorilla l Gorilla Mojo

    Hollywooooood! this song is L.A. !

  79. SammyS

    Shouldnt he have guys in the video?

    Thatrustynail9 Entertainment

    +Smith Cory are you sure?

    Christina Sleight

    +Smith Cory he's straight, clearly. I kissed him at his show a week or so ago.

    SammyS

    Just a kiss? Gay guys kiss women too.

    Richard Whittle

    +Christina Sleight did you get to go to africa and smoke crack?

    Smith Cory

    why do i get the  feeling that the only  guys you kiss are gay

  80. Heather Harris

    He's the shit

  81. Rick Wick

    is this guy for real. wow what a fucking clown

  82. Bence Dergecz

    This guy is gay?

    logicone

    he's bi... used to be a prostitute in SF from what i hear..

    Kelly Chavez

    +Bence Dergecz He not gay, nor bi. He's straight... You can be a hooker and be straight...

  83. Pro Wanna Be

    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  84. LUDZ Ø3.

    Beardo can kick your ass. Dope Shit. Ø3.

  85. L.G .C

    wat the fuck is this I could make better shit than this.

    Stephen Murphy

    +Luis Castro If you could, then you're net worth would be at least 8 million. Which is what Mickey Avalon is worth. So I call bullshit on that.

    L.G .C

    +Stephen Murphy I say challenge accepted. youll be the first person to see my video get hire than this.

    Jean Pierre Wehry

    We're still waiting on your video douche bag

    L.G .C

    Who the fuck r u

    L.G .C

    @Jean-Pierre Wehry who the fuck is this

  86. Josh Hoover

    Dude looks soooo gay

    David Merrell

    +Chris Good I automatically assumed giving his ass up too but he claims he was slinging dick to bitches. There are plenty of ugley fat bitches out there that would pay him for dick.

    Mark Scott

    That is exactly right mr. Merrill.

    dee astley

    He's bisexual for sure. Maybe he plays the gay angle to get more women

    Bigbucky Lobnow

    Chris Good he was also a drug dealer and grew up in the worst fucking parts of the streets you could imagine he started slanging drugs and carrying a pistol around the age of like 9-10 years old so I give Mickey a he'll ya thumbs up and he maybe by but has gotten more ass from women then all you haters combined so keep hating haters cause you guys are fucking sorry ass individual's

    Homer The Don

    Bigbucky Lobnow lol he was just selling dime sacks and shyt not like he wqs slanging pounds and kilos.
    Lol and what city is he from with the hardest parts?
    Mf didnt grow up in no compton, Chicago or Brooklyn, shut up.

  87. GrandNoble

    This is Andy Dick with long black hair.

  88. Jason Biggs

    A future transJenner just saying

  89. Dominic Martinez

    I feel like I should hate this guy...but I don't.

    Salsicha GameBrasil

    @Dominic Martinez me too

    Denial Not Accepted

    @Dominic Martinez That's funny! So true though

    Michael S

    This. He's like a much-less-respectable Justin Timberlake in that respect.

  90. SARAH NIGRO

    Every body hot to make miney fuck all u haters! He made it u didnt.

    lockandloadlikehell

    Talk about hate...
    Dat surname: Did mommy give birth during a Klan Black Mass?
    (No pun intended)

    MadeInVolantis

    Made it lol. If you mean getting fired by interscope records and having a heroine/crack addiction and having everyone around him die of a drug overdose than yes he made it and I didn't

  91. Jenni Nexus

    Beardo looks like Frank Zappa xo <3 :-D 

    Tim Pole

    I thought that same thing.

  92. Jason Grant

    Ok so you do all know he used to be a prostitute right? This dude used to sell his ass for crack. But his music is awesome so who gives a fuck? Just enjoy it.

    lurch321

    @Jason Grant "Sell his ass for crack"--no pun intended?

    Beck Grayson

    +Jason Grant "his music is awesome" ughh lmao idk about that kiddo, maybe to you

    Jason Grant

    @john jaxon yes his music is anew some to me. I like weird shit.

    lurch321

    @john jaxon You need to hear his classic "My Dick."  You don't know what you're missing!  One of the best songs EVER. 

  93. Salvatore Palma

    He,s not gay he is all about pussey and fun!

    ladyblazette

    i think he was male prostitute for a period.. dick, pussy, ass I don't take sewage systems too seriously. He seems quite genuine in interviews ive seen.

  94. transformersloverjon

    Little Finger? Anyone?

  95. Joshua Keegan

    Anyone else think hes M. Mansons lost brother?

  96. Spacedup Ateout

    cause  by 1 in the morning  I will b  fuckin them all!!

  97. Zach Drummond

    More cowbell

    paulypaul

    Sweet! Mah-uuuuuhhhhh!

  98. BroWTF

    2 seconds later I had my fist to his jaw. I highly doubt that Mickey lol

    RANDOM azfukk

    BroWTF dude is a savage i seen him throw a punch at a show

    Eric Ortega

    Ilove internetpussys ,he's ugly he doesn't care if he gets a black eye.

    Isaiah Martinez

    I've heard stories about him braking bigass securitys jaw, there's pictures of that shit people took

    Jamie George

    Drugs lol

    c ball

    Live in doubt and you'll go without.