Avalon, Mickey - Born To Lose Lyrics

Johnny got the gun with the number scratched
Offer dudes some tools out the duffle bag
Got the big blue ax like a lumberjack
In the smart 22 we call thunder cat
For his lady 'cause she keeps getting fucked with
And the pepper spray just doesn't cut it
Need to quit the strip club and the drug shit
'Cause she got the baby kicking in the stomach
And her mother got the cancer in the throat back
'Cause she smoke new pore by the whole pack
Kept puffing them things like a smoke stack
So they put her in the bag with the poor dad

So don't blame me
In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
So don't hate me
In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts

Sally took a test at the clinic and this wasn't no ordinary visit
Got the HIV in the red light district
But where she work ain't nobodies business
Doctor X got hit with malpractice 'cause he likes to stick his finger in the fat chicks
When they passed out cold on the mattress
He but burned them on the ass with some matches
Jenny was a manic depressive 'cause when she was a kid she got molested
By her uncle who never got arrested 'cause policemen always get protected

So don't blame me
In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
So don't hate me
In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts

Eddie always felt like a female
Wrapped her fishnet socks in the leanness
But you know they say the devils in the details
So he chopped off his cock, he a she-male
Marvin met her in a bar in the east end
They were telling jokes, laughing and drinking
Went out for a date on the weekend
Found out she was a dude so he beat her
Nurse Nancy was unstoppable
Had a heart as cold as a popsicle
She made sure getting out was impossible
Put the pillow on his face at the hospital

So don't blame me
In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
So don't hate me
In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts