Avalanches, The - Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics






Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill?
Is Dexter ill today, Mr. Kirk? Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have at you
Now I'll count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the Indians and Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotized
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have at you
Now I'll count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?
A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello hello hello hello
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
Um, a record, record, record!





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  1. C.... W....

    Did he say Baltimore County?

  2. D.... L....

    One of the GREATEST videos I have ever seen that I found way too late.....

  3. J.... C....

    when i was young, i was like "wow wtf is this song and movie"? now i remember my past...

  4. T.... ....

    Grade a under a animal names

  5. C.... ....

    Listen to this song after smoking weed. You'll have a great time.

  6. G.... ....

    Friend: what music do you listen to?
    Me: you wouldn’t get it

  7. G.... ....

    “Can you think of anything that talks other than a person?”

    “Uh-um...a bird!”

    It’s confirmed, the birds work for the bourgeoisie

  8. n.... ....

    the midget in a diaper is the creepiest part of this whole video even though he is only seen for few seconds. I always liked this song and just saw the video for the first time, now I know why I liked it so much way back when. Quite a surreal experience.

  9. S.... H....

    Nightmares

  10. W.... ....

    Skeletons wander over the dunes of le mar amigo
    The few

    The boiled egg is between hell and scrubing mud
    The piano is like a magic drum played by grand Mc Donalds Chicken Nugget
    But what do i know in my existense limited to speaking via Banana
    On the baking soda flushing lever
    Do yours snowboard agree to the opinion of big Planet boy

  11. J.... P....

    That female contortionist it's very sexy?

  12. M.... R....

    2:50-0:45

  13. A.... P....

    *I WANT A LIST OF EVERY SAMPLE THEY USED*

  14. I.... ....

    I relate.

  15. N.... ....

    Lammhult sends their regards

  16. J.... R....

    Shout out to Lil Nas X’s first music video appearance.

  17. B.... B....

    I swear I’ve heard this before...was this on a TV Show or movie or something?

  18. B.... S....

    Okay neurotypical

  19. b.... O....

    When was this made?

  20. S.... J....

    When you leave me tv on for a bit too long

  21. S.... M....

    "The boy need therapy" looks like Jack Palance

  22. R.... C....

    I love this so much XD

  23. E.... o....

    How the fuck did they make stock sound bites work for a commercial tune wow

  24. N.... L....

    Why do I love this so much!!!

  25. A.... ....

    My kids: "What was music like in the early 2000's"

    Me: *puffs cigarette* "You wouldn't get it"

  26. A.... ....

    "He's probably thinking of other women"

    Me:

  27. A.... ....

    Do you think any of these actors knew what the fuck they were doing?

  28. m.... L....

    I watched the exorcist/the shining/chainsaw massacre etc as a kid but none of them scared me like the weirdness of this video. It's the not being able to make sense of something that wrecks my brain.

  29. V.... ....

    ШУЕ ППШ

  30. c.... d....

    ghosts in the machine located @GoogleQuantumLabs

  31. M.... B....

    this was in my recommends and i am glad
    like so many i am struggling to come to terms with current-cy
    having experienced, feeling therapied. Danke, TAs!

  32. a.... ....

    I dont need to write a memoir on my life.. This sums it up all too well.

  33. T.... C....

    someone forgot to take their thorazine again

  34. z.... m....

    this is that one video i come back to every few months and forget about as soon as i finish i watching

  35. D.... G....

    is it a coincidences that it is 420 minutes long

  36. P.... A....

    Shia LaBeouf!

  37. T.... ....

    Watching this makes me that boy because I need therapy

  38. A.... R....

    Everything about this video is Killer

  39. g.... ....

    Is this... Evil Fatboy Slim?

  40. D.... B....

    This video screams Schizofrenia.

  41. r.... ....

    I can’t be the only person who this song and video makes perfect fucking sense to.

  42. D.... B....

    Am I the only one who came here after watching a porno compilation

  43. A.... J....

    This song just took me right back to high school.

  44. D.... 9....

    An actual video clip of my head space.

  45. D.... B....

    like si vienes para ver que es lo que escucha Dross 😂

  46. C.... ....

    When I first heard this song, it sounded tragic, and sad....The music video makes it a little more comedic....though there is that saying that comedy helps shadow tragedy...

  47. T.... M....

    I am that boy after this, I need therapy

  48. S.... ....

    Friend : i had a dream that i banged my crush

    My dreams :

  49. J.... P....

    Finally some easy listening after all the weird stuff on YT 👻

  50. S.... ....

    Imagine being cast for this

  51. I.... t....

    This is Steven Universe's theme song

  52. B.... D....

    The sound of inevitability

  53. h.... c....

    I needed this right now

  54. K.... Z....

    This is like the video version of a collage

  55. D.... ....

    *Nobody:*
    *Absolutely Nobody:*

    *My brain this morning:* Yo, you know what that boy needs?

    D.... ....

    That boy needs therapy...

  56. S.... A....

    Yo vine justo antes de ver el video de dross, pensé que era el único que le gustaba esta canción

  57. E.... G....

    Estoy aca por droos 😂

  58. J.... C....

    1:20 The Avalanches anticipated our modern butt obsession.

  59. y.... y....

    Dross y sus gustos musicales.

  60. A.... S....

    Vine por Dross :V

  61. R.... A....

    4:20 minutes, nice.

  62. L.... R....

    I used to have a categorical cat who thought millions. Loved things I could eat in Africa. And a Somalian likes psycho analysing food called meat.

  63. V.... ....

    I clicked just for the serpents in the thumbnail. Disappointed there was no actual serpent playing :/
    But at least we got some spitfire fugue samples.

  64. J.... B....

    Dross? Alguien mas?

  65. K.... ....

    4K release when?

  66. D.... ....

    vine por dross :v

  67. J.... D....

    Like si vienes por Dross 🖤

  68. E.... T....

    Tighten your buttocks and pour juice on your chin, sound advice in this crazy world, top class !

  69. s.... ....

    Still a masterpiece

  70. O.... W....

    This is like a DJ's/drummer's weird dream

  71. M.... C....

    Still madly brilliant 2020

  72. C.... E....

    *That boi needs therapy*

  73. R.... C....

    I like how everyone is present in this music video. Like the mariachi band will have been told “your cue to come in will be right after the lights come up after the parrot, chimpanzee and old guys have finished dancing” and then the mariachi band will have had to remember “right, we need to be ready to go when the giant parrot, chimpanzee and old guys have finished dancing and the lights come up”

  74. h.... y....

    the part that troubles me most, is i understand every single part of it except why there is a turtle with a man's head

  75. C.... ....

    Old people: ''this songs u hear are not music, it's just noise.''
    Also old people: *This*

  76. d.... ....

    Oh yes my favorite kind of videos
    The ones which are recommended to me at 4 am when I'm drunk

  77. E.... J....

    Anything that's worth saying, has already been said

  78. J.... C....

    Okay. That's enough YouTube for... wait a minute, it's only 5:30 p.m. 🙄

  79. S.... ....

    Dexter, I imagine: grab a kazoo, Lets have a duel, now when I count to three
    Other guy: so anyway I started blasting

  80. P.... ....

    The voices in my head also talk!

  81. K.... F....

    WTF! How the hell did I end up here? This is some gawd awful sh!t.

    K.... F....

    It's not awful you just dont like it

    K.... F....

    @Rexitoxal
    Yes...well done recognizing the obvious. It's called an opinion. Awful to me.

  82. J.... R....

    Goddammit just when I’ve forgotten about this video, it resurfaces on my feed.

  83. [.... ]....

    this is kind of a bop

  84. C.... W....

    I thought of this song watching The Irishman the other day, please someone else say they heard it too... 🤪

  85. F.... ....

    Looks like the messed up mind of Scientology members, before they get treated with the psychotherapy they desperately need!

  86. K.... H....

    This is stupid

    K.... H....

    Its amazing

  87. R.... M....

    Suficiente internet por hoy

  88. S.... B....

    my bosses ring tune

  89. S.... ....

    I like this

  90. K.... T....

    Absolutely mad and absolutely fab 😆 k

    K.... T....

    "........ Tighten yr buttocks!!!!!"

  91. g.... ....

    Hands down the most entertaining music video ever made.

  92. P.... A....

    So this is how it would look like to play an electro song with like 30 different samples live.

  93. R.... ....

    Hahaha!