Austin Jones - I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Acapella) Lyrics






Oh, well, imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to the waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast.
So, pour the champagne.

Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast,
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again

I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again...





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  1. E.... A....

    This guy is how I got into acapella, he's a predator but god damn is his music good.

  2. M.... S....

    Only just heard about this guy and what he did. He's fucking disgusting but this shit sounds good 😡

  3. L.... A....

    Haven’t you people ever heard of... closing the GOD DAMN jail cell...

  4. I.... D....

    What's the deal with this dude?

  5. M.... ....

    Remove the video he deserves to be forgotten may he die in prison

  6. F.... K....

    This case is a terrific example of how inescapable your past traumas are. He avoided healing his mental problems that festered beneath the surface to the degree that all of the success in the world couldn't make him happy. He loses pity for that pain and trauma the moment he takes on victimizing innocent young impressionable children, and we should all therefore take our disgust as a sign to never do the same to avoid our own mental health and festering PTSDs, no matter how miniscule they may seem. Ignoring your pain does not make it go away. It can and will be anyone's downfall.

  7. F.... ....

    oh uh stinky

  8. L.... H....

    Before I knew who this guy is and what he did, I thought Roomie did these acapella. After founding out, it slapped me in the face

  9. B.... B....

    I’m Chris Hansen w dateline NBC...

  10. V.... M....

    Austin Jones own version is called I like kids not tragedies

  11. T.... ....

    I wonder what he's gonna do in2030 when he gets out

  12. M.... J....

    He's such an amazing singer- it's such a shame that he's a pedo.

    M.... J....

    He's not. He likes teens girls.

  13. G.... ....

    0:34 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  14. S.... �....

    Bet hes gonna be rich in prison..

  15. A.... g....

    Shame what happened to the artist. Being a pedophile is not something we can overlook, but it's unfair if we hate the song along with the artist.

  16. D.... E....

    wait what'd he do

  17. h.... v....

    Me searching what this music video looks like without music and finding this:
    Also me looking at the comments: oh-

  18. I.... ....

    🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  19. �.... ....

    He could’ve just moved to japan

  20. G.... B....

    My fav part is 3:02

  21. r.... ....

    “And yes but what a shame, what a shame the the groomshride is a whore”

    Hehehhe, yeah, but what a shame, what a shame that Austin is a pedo

  22. T.... D....

    he has a new video dropping, it’s called soap 🧼

  23. A.... ....

    kid pursuing his dreams in prison

  24. J.... P....

    Have you noticed how all the comments are joking about him being raped in prison? That never happens to female sex offenders. Wonder why.

  25. T.... ....

    I am guessing he is the groom's bride

  26. M.... -....

    Whose the whore now

  27. G.... B....

    Well ten years is alot of time so that should give you enough time to write tragedies

  28. Q.... -....

    All of these clever comments got me rolling. 🤣

  29. b.... X....

    It's American Roomie doing acapella

  30. D.... ....

    man i wish there was a full dankula remix

  31. 0.... ....

    1:09 the top left one hit that mic way too hard, so the timing really fits.

  32. S.... D....

    What a beautiful prison!

    S.... D....

    Spiral Dread your picture wha! It’s moving

  33. G.... G....

    prisoners got talent

  34. Y.... Y....

    I mean the guy isn't really talented anyone can do that with that much auto tune :/ oh and I forgot he's a pedophile :)

    Y.... Y....

    No he's really talented.

  35. m.... s....

    Yes but what a shame, what a shame that austin is a child predator :)

  36. w.... j....

    "now it's your turn" hehe

  37. L.... M....

    He had a sweet face and a gorgeous voice. It makes me so sad

  38. C.... ....

    hol up im trying to get nostalgia and he in jail?? what happened??

  39. J.... M....

    Ah shit he ruined my favorite song-

  40. V.... L....

    He definitely is talented and had a great future. To bad he threw it away because he was such a pervert.

  41. D.... B....

    Damn this fool getting those cheeks busted 😂

  42. �.... �....

    Вот это круто

  43. K.... H....

    What a waste of talent.

  44. W.... ....

    Well he's a sin and he's a tragedy

  45. R.... ....

    I dont understand what happened to him. literally i came back after 2 years to find the video is deleted. So what is he a child pedo?is he like jared from subway?

  46. V.... ....

    Fucking mess 😑

  47. I.... ....

    "Shame the groom's bride is a... PEDO" Can't beat Count Dankula hahhahaha

  48. h.... h....

    He shouldn’t ruin this song

  49. A.... L....

    Who else is going to his prison concert

    A.... L....

    Austin Jones-Prison Survival(feat. Bill Cosby, Tekashi 6ix9ine)

  50. B.... ....

    *watches this video knowing nothing about this guy*
    "wow this sounds nice"
    *scrolls to the comments"
    "motherf-"

    B.... ....

    Don’t read the messages he sent to his victims.

    B.... ....

    BoilingHotCoffee same here 😂

    B.... ....

    What a shame :(

    B.... ....

    Sounds nice? Lol super cringy is more like it

    B.... ....

    The difference is if he was a motherfucker, at least his mom is over 18. Still horrible, but not a minor.

  51. &.... ....

    His ass before prison ( )x( )
    His ass after prison ( )O( )

  52. J.... L....

    what a shame.... the poor grooms bride is 14/:

    J.... L....

    Haha nice one

  53. m.... ....

    To be fair we all at point in our life went for 14 year old woman

  54. A.... ....

    So this guy is a child predator?

  55. b.... ....

    Everybody here is like "he was so talented". Like literally I don't give a fuck if he was talented and how " sad" it is that all this talent goes down the drain. He fucked up big times. He deserved the 10 years.

  56. J.... ....

    What happened? Literally decided to listen to him again today for the first time in years. I’m seriously outa the loop 😂😂 someone explain please

  57. M.... W....

    Delete this shit. He doesn’t deserve any place on YouTube.

    M.... W....

    Were you one of his victims?

  58. S.... R....

    Mans coulda really had a career and yet decided to throw it all in the trash.

  59. T.... ....

    what an awsome guy

  60. M.... S....

    I was subscribed to this guy back then and then one time I was away from YouTube for a while. When I came back I was surprised when I searched for his channel and nothing showed up. Instead there were videos explaining why. So much talent poured down the drain. Wasted. What a shame.

  61. A.... ....

    Musical Pervert

  62. E.... B....

    Best headline
    Big Herc: Will his cheeks survive?

  63. D.... P....

    F in the chat

  64. k.... d....

    what a talented asshole 🤦‍♀️

  65. Z.... B....

    Doo wop wop wop wop 💘

  66. C.... &....

    It’s to bad he’s a trashy person.
    He has some amazing talent plus that jawline though 🤷🏻‍♀️

    C.... &....

    Cail & Carter what the hell is wrong with you

    C.... &....

    ooh we got a sixth grade clown here

  67. P.... ....

    10 years should be added for that hair

  68. S.... F....

    He contacted young girls because he had an attraction to them due to to his past trauma, his dad used to sexually abuse him before his father passed away. He pleaded guilty and is going to jail in June for 10 years. It honestly sucks how this has happened but I’m glad that in the end, he got what he deserved.

  69. A.... M....

    Is it just me or does this sound painful?

  70. C.... ....

    He writes both

  71. S.... C....

    I wonder if he can tell a person's age by the size of their asshole like a tree's rings.

  72. D.... G....

    What kinda fucking hair is that makes me want to punch him in the face without the allegations.

  73. K.... m....

    He wrote sins not tragedies all right 🤦🏻‍♀️ tragedies for the young girls, though.

  74. h.... ....

    Wow dude you’re really good. Do cover of .Neil diamond - you'll be a woman soon.

    h.... ....

    Hes in jail

    h.... ....

    Yeah right

    h.... ....

    He is - he got sentanced 10 years cos he is a pedo

  75. w.... w....

    10 years. Leave those children alone man!!

  76. R.... P....

    I hope Austin ROT's for his disgusting actions against all those young girls

  77. i.... ....

    10 years in prison

  78. A.... S....

    Such a shame. Such a creep. Such a piece of shit. Disgusting.

  79. J.... G....

    My name is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC why don't you just take a seat over there?

  80. M.... K....

    What a talented piece of trash

  81. W.... W....

    What a beautiful wedding-

    Too young to get married tho

  82. K.... D....

    Its the shit

  83. E.... T....

    Ohhhhhhh they gonna make his ass song in the prison showers!

  84. E.... M....

    Is he singing about underage bum in the beginning? He's been dropping hints for years

  85. S.... S....

    Could of been something. He is talented and handsome but he likes kids.

  86. M.... G....

    It's so disappointing he had a LOT of talent

    M.... G....

    yash😭

  87. Y.... S....

    he sounds like my singing monsters kachow

  88. R.... ....

    Oml, can everyone stop talking about he’s in prison. Let’s just listen to this song, it would be nice if he made more. To bad he’s in prison 🤷‍♀️

    R.... ....

    He extorted child porn from atleast 2, potentially over 6 underage girls. This guy is a price of shit and you trying to undermine it is disgusting.

    R.... ....

    He took advantage of his underage fans, they weren’t even at the legal age of consent. How do you expect us to ignore that he is in prison because he’s a pedo? Like seriously.

    R.... ....

    NukkaBomb it was a joke, Jesus.

    R.... ....

    Wolfy Randomness suuure cause it’s not like he’s got hundreds of other people defending him like that

  89. t.... m....

    its sad because i need to agree that he is talented
    but damn...

  90. A.... S....

    This guy wont be getting out until Mid-2025 if he springs on Good behavior.

    Fucking pedo.

    GG Austin, you played your self. So much talent wasted on 14 year old Jail bait.

  91. m.... ....

    SEPARATE 👏 THE 👏 MUSIC 👏 FROM 👏 THE 👏 ARTIST 👏

    m.... ....

    Morgy M no, he’s a price of shit and his work is part of him. He deserves his work being tarnished for his crimes.

    m.... ....

    Morgy M he made the music, he also chose to do what he did. You have to expect backfire upon his work, he is a shitty excuse of a human and deserves all he gets as a result from his actions.

  92. S.... S....

    The song is cringy regardless

  93. M.... M....

    Brendon urie is has left the chat.

    M.... M....

    Magdalen Moore Austin Jones has left for prison

  94. R.... ....

    He really could have been something. But he really blew it

  95. b.... ....

    Damn dude's mad talented. Never heard of him until today when the news broke that he got 10 years on child pornography charges. What a messed up way to learn about such a talented artist. Shame how he just pissed away his gift and a promising career like that.

  96. M.... R....

    Hey you dirty pedophile. We're going to find you. You're dead.

    M.... R....

    Were you one of his victims?

  97. S.... M....

    I write sins not tragedies? More like he DOES sins and tragedies

    S.... M....

    S M lol 😂😂😂😂

  98. A.... M....

    Well yeah, I think those girls who sent you twerking videos have heard about closing a door ;).