Ashley Monroe - You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) Lyrics






You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might

Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know

Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter, no
No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter





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  1. T.... B....

    I did a duet with southern oreo on tik tok and now I love this song

  2. N.... T....

    Good ol' Nashville sound.

  3. C.... A....

    My crush and I sung this song for show then he kissed me!!

  4. J.... C....

    When they say you ain’t dolly do they mean Dolly Parton

  5. T.... T....

    None of these tik thots don’t even know who Porter is

  6. T.... ....

    So most people should know who Dolly Parton is, but if you're like me and had no clue who "Porter" is. It's Porter Wagoner, who sang with Dolly Parton throughout the 70s.

    T.... ....

    To add on, it’s actually Dolly who sang with Porter on his show, it’s how she got her start in Country Music as one of his singers. Also, she wrote “And I will always Love You” (sang by Whitney Houston) to him as a goodbye

  7. T.... L....

    You ain’t Dolly

    T.... L....

    Watch Out ok?

  8. m.... w....

    Sounds like A lil Buck Trent In There

  9. M.... V....

    The two greatest country voices !

  10. M.... V....

    I don't get it. Dolly and Porter were on TV together something like 45 years ago. I remember Porter had a 15-minute show and he had Dolly on it often. She was much overweight back then (not that I minded, I like her at any weight.) It was a big deal when she left the show.

  11. S.... O....

    Would love to see this live..

  12. N.... S....

    No people are hear because this is music not tik tok for Christ sakes

    N.... S....

    Please tell me what the hell IS tik tok? Thank you.

    N.... S....

    @Violet Miller tik tok is a app where you lipsinc and act in videos. People use the 15 second clip of when they say you ain't dolly and you ain't porter and now everyone's saying it's from tik tok ( mostly 13 year olds go on there and lipsinc )

  13. V.... A....

    Man I love Ashley Monroe. I love her voice. Where can i find more of her singing alone?

    V.... A....

    Hi Virginia! Go to her channel on YouTube.... There's a good few solo videos on there. I'm from England and a real Miranda Lambert, Ashley Monroe, Angeleena Presley and Pistol Annie's fan! Try Kacey Musgraves too... she's a real fine voice too!

  14. R.... P....

    Who ever known that Ashley monroe ever got with Blake Shelton hahahaha

  15. B.... L....

    I love this ❤️😍

  16. G.... A....

    Finally tiktok was useful for something

  17. D.... G....

    Yu ain’t shitttt Nd yu ain’t shitttttt

  18. D.... G....

    Shit hard

  19. s.... ....

    TikTok got me addicted to this -_-

  20. B.... P....

    My last name is porter

  21. H.... D....

    Gara gara tik tok cuuy

  22. M.... R....

    you isn't here from tiktok

  23. j.... k....

    TomTom really

  24. L.... 1....

    Yes I from tiktok

  25. C.... ....

    I’m here tryna get my country boy to play this on his country boy guitar

  26. _.... ....

    Anyone who's not here from tiktok? 'Cause i feel like i'm the only one

  27. D.... W....

    damn i thought this was a classic lol

  28. A.... S....

    Tik Tok

  29. i.... u....

    Damn all you mf tiktok hoez

  30. Q.... H....

    *tiktok has entered the chat*

  31. J.... L....

    Anyone here from tiktok

  32. A.... N....

    Dam you tik tok....reading all the same comments..lol

  33. E.... W....

    omg were have I been all these years this is my first time hearing this song tonight on the 10/03/2019 and I absolutely love it already

  34. E.... ....

    god the things tik tok got me into 🤦🏻‍♀️

  35. C.... T....

    92 New Country Fans thumbs downed this

  36. M.... T....

    Tic tok here lmaooo

  37. A.... W....

    I played this song 35 time this week

  38. H.... R....

    Tik Tok brought us here

  39. N.... F....

    Hit or miss

  40. N.... F....

    I no TikTok hot or miss

  41. K.... T....

    They are great together singing way to go

  42. J.... R....

    *yeeyee*

  43. T.... W....

    I'm from tictoc

  44. W.... P....

    Yes I Love this

  45. L.... D....

    She has a pretty voice

  46. L.... _....

    Wtf is up with these comments no one cares if your from TikTok just listen to the song

  47. A.... ....

    Who else is here because you heard it on tiktok

  48. m.... m....

    damnit tiktok

  49. V.... 1....

    I love this so much

  50. W.... T....

    Porter Wagoner and Dolly. They dont do it like that anymore. I bet Porter was close to 7 foot tall.

  51. S.... D....

    It is perfect and ı dont know but it feels on me a stupid smile

  52. N.... K....

    anyone else know this from tik tok

  53. c.... b....

    When u come from TikTok 😂🥴🖕🏻

  54. g.... w....

    TIK TOK HAS ME DEAD 💀

  55. n.... b....

    Luke Bryan is still hotter

  56. L.... E....

    Who’s here from TikTok

    L.... E....

    Hands up... Me...:)

    L.... E....

    Just dance Play me

    L.... E....

    WTF is tik yok?

  57. J.... M....

    Am I the only one looking this up because it got stuck in your head thinking they said *you ain’t dona and you ain’t Parker*😂🤣😭💀

  58. s.... h....

    Anyone else here from tiktok

    s.... h....

    I havtah

    s.... h....

    s h o o k Me

    s.... h....

    🙋🏼‍♀️

  59. H.... P....

    What is this song about???

  60. b.... ....

    I low-key enjoy this

  61. b.... ....

    I'm wearing a Naruto headband

  62. K.... H....

    yeehaw 🤠

  63. D.... S....

    Damnit tik tok

  64. Z.... R....

    KAT 103.7 take notes

  65. L.... ....

    Tik Tok anyone

  66. L.... J....

    Who is here from TikTok

    L.... J....

    The tictok song

  67. L.... R....

    When TikTok gets this song stuck in your head

  68. J.... R....

    The true sound of Americee!

  69. B.... D....

    Tiktok yee yee

  70. B.... S....

    I love this song 🙃

  71. J.... S....

    He said she ain’t Dolly cuz she’s fuller so what do y’all think she’s talking about when she said it was shorter 😒😒😒😒

  72. A.... T....

    Damn you tiktok

    A.... T....

    Cosmic Unicorn true

    A.... T....

    Cosmic Unicorn same

    A.... T....

    Haha yes stupid tik tok

    A.... T....

    Abigayle Thumudo hahaha 😂 yes

  73. H.... ....

    This is real country and 100 times better than the “pop rap” crap they play on the radio these days if only I could hear this

  74. C.... J....

    im more of a pop song gal but this song is one of the country songs i listen to that have really grown on me its just such a great song

  75. J.... S....

    God this is good!

  76. W.... &....

    75 Aliens Disliked this Glorious Song!
    Love from Trichy,India!

  77. Z.... L....

    She carried the song

  78. R.... S....

    Reason the kids are ugly? No one bringing that back.

  79. J.... B....

    Pure country sound. Need more of that today

  80. r.... d....

    This should be cut on a vinyl record

  81. A.... C....

    Bout time we get a real country song 👍

  82. Z.... N....

    I love that steel guitar, real country sound

  83. K.... M....

    Her voice 😍😍

  84. T.... ....

    *You ain’t dolly..*

    *And you ain’t porter..*

    *Shes a little bit fuller ;) ;)*

    *And you’re a whole lot shorter ;D*

  85. r.... c....

    Cute story , (back story) This happened 1968 in my aunts apartment driveway.I was 5 and cared little about celebrity. MY MOM and I visited my aunt and I really looked forward to seeing my uncle who drove a 68 olds 98,while waiting for my favorite uncle to get home a 68 98 drove up but parked in a spot for the other building...being 5 and not caring I approached the car and looked at the occupants and stated matter of factly " YOU'RE not Uncle John!"
    To which DOLLY PARTON replied No honey we're not" ,I closed the door and walked away...swear to god and it was Porter driving lol

  86. s.... ....

    O.M.G.!!! How the hell did this song not own country airwaves!!! Best Damn country I've heard in ages! This is superb.

  87. C.... R....

    this is the country music I grew up listening to

  88. B.... W....

    Love it. Sounds like old times!!! Wish we could hear more like these in stead of all the screaming that no one can understand

    B.... W....

    Yeah... I miss these kind of true country music... And thanks tiktok has me found this song..

  89. j.... g....

    i looove it.

  90. k.... b....

    Love country music😘

  91. J.... H....

    Almost forgot what real country sounded like until this came along...Thank you Ashley and Blake

  92. D.... D....

    Great music but the vocals need to be more present.. especially Blake's.

  93. C.... S....

    Love it!!!! Perfect country duet song!!! ❤️

  94. L.... H....

    This is country!!!

  95. R.... J....

    catchy one !!

  96. H.... G....

    Esta me encanta Hijayyy¡¡

  97. J.... M....

    Great music

  98. M.... .....

    Wow a really country music sounding song without all the studio junk

  99. J.... A....

    I love this this chart...