Asher Roth - Cartoon Chick Lyrics
The Cannon!
"Yo Ash"
What's up man?
"If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?"
Ha, It's funny you ask that...
[Asher Roth:]
Right off the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit
Cause she's the baddest, I love those taties
Yea that chest pressed, and that red dress
And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads
So Ariel, wold get it in the shower
I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride, and then I'd ride her carpet until I made her fly
And Cinderalla's better than the Step-Sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers
The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to.
Mulan's punan is oh-so-sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets
I fucked with Snow White cause I heard she was a freak
Yo forget Hugh Heff I'm rollin' with Disney
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick?
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own.
I'd Scooby Doo Daffney while Betty Boo watched
Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top"
Yea of course I'd do Wilma, but Betty's mad hot
Not Fred Flinstone, but I'll make ya bed rock
I fucks Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rainbow Brite cause I heard she was a lesbien
Smurffette would get it because of my rude fetish
So that includes Marge Simpson to get it.
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own
Yo dave you know who else I'd do? Lois Griffiin
You ever seen that episode where she was just in, I think nothin' in that picture, woh
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Asher Roth Cartoon Chick Comments
OMFG LEGIT LEGIT MY NEW FAVE SONG OF ALL TIME!! I’m a carton chick adjacent!! Made my whole day a little better thank you!
how does this song not have a music video?!
2019 I had to bump this 1 time
Real shit
Lol I remember when I was like 5 I had a crush on Jessica rabbit. My mom told me I would rewind the vhs thing
Who here in 2018
this song is fucking great.
i love this track dope lil throw back
that lines been around basically since the flintstones was on tv
Rule 34 The Song
i love asher roth and i shall remain a fan and this song gets stuck in my head.
this is so funny!
this beat is so fucking good, asher's a beast too
The Ground Up boy!
I love how a track like this can be so stupid and funny but yet such a dope beat and killer lyrics by Asher. Dude keeps getting better with everything he releases but I still bump this track from time to time.
YM sucks... this is real hip hop
draw my own=masturbate :)
HAH ! I got my own cartoon chick at home ! :D (real life :P)
@DubulWalz name one song before Cartoon Chick(2007) that used it ..
funny as shit!!!
superwomen mannn shes fine!!
@keggie09 Space Jam Lola
@ddaann091 this song cam out first then bed rock
@ddaann091 -_____- do you know how long that flinstone....bedrock metaphor has been used????...its nothing new to hip hop heads.
@ddaann091 Anyone can come up with this line? Many people said it before young money's wack ass.
@jamasization he means that young money stole the lines from asher roth, not vice versa
@ddaann091 haha if you've seen wild n out you would know that lyod used that punchline on the show way before bedrock and this song came out
id take misty from pokemon :P
lmnooo 2 funni
@ddaan091 he made this mixtape before bedrock came out
@ddaann091 straight up though....
Daphne fo shoo
@ddaann091 except this came out in summer 08... and bed rock came out winter 09. not clutch bro
@ddaann091 Uhmm Fyi hes not the only one who "steal" lines. You wanna count how many lines lil wayne stole compare to asher? -.-''
LMAO I F*CKING LOVE THIS SONG FOREAALLL <3 I LOVEE ASHER :D HES THE SHXT :D
@ddaann091 Nigga that was a joke back when my mother was a kid. Not new.
Damn, who´s is that awesome and write a song about cartoon chicks :D
Man I love Asher !
Velma for sure,
yoruichi-sama!! LOL halibel yoruichi and and and soi fon but since im no lez id do grimmjaw ulquirra ichigo and renjii
if i was a guy i would so do halibel but since im a girl i guess grimmjaw is mine now xD
lol and god from bigist fan nadeau
:-)
@ddaann091 i feel you on that son bitch ass young money
@ddaann091 Lol, that line has been around forever. I heard it as a joke when I was in like 4th grade.
If you like Asher Or Eminem, then look up Wes Freeman, he's good too
idk asher roth is a good lyricist but most of it is jus like jokin and havin fun. nothin wrong with that but if u want somethin different check out this white mc
CASKEY check it out.. on myspace/caskey407
lol I like this
still tha shit, but GFK, song better
tha shit.
what song bye ghostface sounds like dizz.
lol it wud be jessica rabbit hahahah
you crazy as hell if you think that shit....not taking anything away from Asher, but he ain't seeing ghostface
yo if you like this song you should listen to Ghostface- the forest........it's 10X better
you shuldint block out fuck
I would actually like to see that.. this kid has skills.. big ups to him!!
jokes, this dude is nice
Shit is fire! YA DIGGG!
OHHHHHHHHH!
shit is mad creative