Asher Roth - Cartoon Chick Lyrics




The Cannon!

"Yo Ash"

What's up man?

"If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?"

Ha, It's funny you ask that...

[Asher Roth:]
Right off the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit
Cause she's the baddest, I love those taties
Yea that chest pressed, and that red dress
And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads
So Ariel, wold get it in the shower
To Beauty with Beast, Eiffel Tower
I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride, and then I'd ride her carpet until I made her fly
And Cinderalla's better than the Step-Sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers
The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to.
Mulan's punan is oh-so-sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets
I fucked with Snow White cause I heard she was a freak
Yo forget Hugh Heff I'm rollin' with Disney

If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick?
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own.

I'd Scooby Doo Daffney while Betty Boo watched
Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top"
Yea of course I'd do Wilma, but Betty's mad hot
Not Fred Flinstone, but I'll make ya bed rock
I fucks Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rainbow Brite cause I heard she was a lesbien
Smurffette would get it because of my rude fetish
So that includes Marge Simpson to get it.

If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own

If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own

Yo dave you know who else I'd do? Lois Griffiin
You ever seen that episode where she was just in, I think nothin' in that picture, woh





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Asher Roth Cartoon Chick Comments
  1. Jasmine Adele

    OMFG LEGIT LEGIT MY NEW FAVE SONG OF ALL TIME!! I’m a carton chick adjacent!! Made my whole day a little better thank you!

  2. Michael Hoke

    how does this song not have a music video?!

  3. James Ooten

    2019 I had to bump this 1 time

    Michael Murphy

    Real shit

  4. Jamz 4 Your Ears

    Lol I remember when I was like 5 I had a crush on Jessica rabbit. My mom told me I would rewind the vhs thing

  5. Seth Goldstein

    Who here in 2018

  6. Stephii Loveless

    this song is fucking great.

  7. GiftedToyMaker UE

    i love this track dope lil throw back

  8. EvillKidBuu

    that lines been around basically since the flintstones was on tv

  9. KilogramHours

    Rule 34 The Song

  10. shaqreia Carlton

    i love asher roth and i shall remain a fan and this song gets stuck in my head.

  11. babypinkfan m

    this is so funny!

  12. jcasario2012

    this beat is so fucking good, asher's a beast too

  13. Luís Rodrigues

    The Ground Up boy!

  14. irunthepeg

    I love how a track like this can be so stupid and funny but yet such a dope beat and killer lyrics by Asher. Dude keeps getting better with everything he releases but I still bump this track from time to time.

  15. Tim Rafferty

    YM sucks... this is real hip hop

  16. GoIrish

    draw my own=masturbate :)

  17. Vlachy goes by Kuba

    HAH ! I got my own cartoon chick at home ! :D (real life :P)

  18. Gibram32

    @DubulWalz name one song before Cartoon Chick(2007) that used it ..

  19. kuma bear

    funny as shit!!!

  20. YaBoiii Zmannn

    superwomen mannn shes fine!!

  21. Tim Boucher

    @keggie09 Space Jam Lola

  22. alex fersobe

    @ddaann091 this song cam out first then bed rock

  23. DubulWalz

    @ddaann091 -_____- do you know how long that flinstone....bedrock metaphor has been used????...its nothing new to hip hop heads.

  24. Eli

    @ddaann091 Anyone can come up with this line? Many people said it before young money's wack ass.

  25. robotchickenaj

    @jamasization he means that young money stole the lines from asher roth, not vice versa

  26. smokeandmaintain1

    @ddaann091 haha if you've seen wild n out you would know that lyod used that punchline on the show way before bedrock and this song came out

  27. OfficialDJDopeMan

    id take misty from pokemon :P

  28. kuma bear

    lmnooo 2 funni

  29. Steven Blair

    @ddaan091 he made this mixtape before bedrock came out

  30. Jeremy Hoffman

    @ddaann091 straight up though....

  31. Matt Ganz

    Daphne fo shoo

  32. Thomas Gibbons

    @ddaann091 except this came out in summer 08... and bed rock came out winter 09. not clutch bro

  33. lildevilxxangel

    @ddaann091 Uhmm Fyi hes not the only one who "steal" lines. You wanna count how many lines lil wayne stole compare to asher? -.-''

  34. lildevilxxangel

    LMAO I F*CKING LOVE THIS SONG FOREAALLL <3 I LOVEE ASHER :D HES THE SHXT :D

  35. CloneWhoDoesLEGO

    @ddaann091 Nigga that was a joke back when my mother was a kid. Not new.

  36. MrFurkl

    Damn, who´s is that awesome and write a song about cartoon chicks :D

    Man I love Asher !

  37. jamarco shaw

    Velma for sure,

  38. rinseeyii

    yoruichi-sama!! LOL halibel yoruichi and and and soi fon but since im no lez id do grimmjaw ulquirra ichigo and renjii

  39. rinseeyii

    if i was a guy i would so do halibel but since im a girl i guess grimmjaw is mine now xD

  40. dominic nadeau

    lol and god from bigist fan nadeau
    :-)

  41. Uptown_Brown_1

    @ddaann091 i feel you on that son bitch ass young money

  42. Ratatat6992

    @ddaann091 Lol, that line has been around forever. I heard it as a joke when I was in like 4th grade.

  43. Wes Freeman

    If you like Asher Or Eminem, then look up Wes Freeman, he's good too

  44. caskey407

    idk asher roth is a good lyricist but most of it is jus like jokin and havin fun. nothin wrong with that but if u want somethin different check out this white mc

    CASKEY check it out.. on myspace/caskey407

  45. soopahsoljah

    lol I like this

  46. T Bey

    still tha shit, but GFK, song better

  47. T Bey

    tha shit.

  48. T Bey

    what song bye ghostface sounds like dizz.

  49. Ken James

    lol it wud be jessica rabbit hahahah

  50. scorpino1280

    you crazy as hell if you think that shit....not taking anything away from Asher, but he ain't seeing ghostface

  51. scorpino1280

    yo if you like this song you should listen to Ghostface- the forest........it's 10X better

  52. nevaten

    you shuldint block out fuck

  53. dvlboy408

    I would actually like to see that.. this kid has skills.. big ups to him!!

  54. J Roach

    jokes, this dude is nice

  55. berzerk81

    Shit is fire! YA DIGGG!

  56. gammathagod

    OHHHHHHHHH!

  57. Greg Pry

    shit is mad creative