Asher Roth - Cannon Lyrics
[Don Cannon:]
Holla At Me!
[Asher Roth:]
Yo, Cannon!
That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)
You know I had to, dog...
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?
[Don Cannon:]
Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!
I don't know what else to tell you, Go in!
[Asher Roth:]
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non (GET EM!)
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)
Aww, God Damn-it,
That's the last straw, can't stand it
You all must be reprimanded
Spank that fan-ny, Man-ny
So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed
Yes, I am a fan of Da-kota Fanning,
And I Am Sam, out-standing!
My Sean Penn-manship is fan-cy,
Yeah, my rhe-to-ric is dan-dy
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)
And vent for the burbs,
I have emerged Ad Ven-ti,
Dos anos, vamos, pronto, let's go,
Her lip gloss tastes like can-dy
Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,
Pizzazz and swagg alone,
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;
Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)
With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,
Then out from the loins, I'd be born;
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,
They'd form my performance
Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,
Like, "Let's face it... He's so amazing! "
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam,
Naw, man, let's try again;
I've got lungs like Iron Man,
I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm
But, let's get higher, man;
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ire-land
From a wild, frantic Irish-man,
Who said his name was (SHANNON!)
Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,
And I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished;
'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach
Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick with' it,
Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious
This is
Never did shit for my I'm-age;
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!
Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un-
Tell the whole world on my dick, then
Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and
I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis
Spittin' lint to come,
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo' cannon
Then get it lami-nated, frame it, save it,
Cause in a couple days, I'll be famous
Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That's the kid!
I forget what his name is... starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'.
Bringing hip-hop into the burbs
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Asher Roth Cannon Comments
These are actual fucking bars not that leaned out auto tune 808 bounce bs that plays 24/7
this song is still fucking sick
Shit still hits in 2019
ive found myself somewhere i havent been in years and am loving it
Daaaaaaaamn this takes me back. I miss Asher Roth 😔😫😭
Damn, why does he sound like Eminem?
He sounds like Eminem but less lyrical
Closest thing to the Lil Wayne to this beat
ginobili flow left handed
This was nice, but I think Webby is nicer
I love the flow
How Em tries to rap like now and asher done evolved.
"My aura takes the form of the aurora borealis
Or a floral pattern, more or less a forest to your salad".
Saw nick cannon at the McGregor fight and thought of this song
when Mariah has married Nick Cannon. I am a lamb. AKA Mariah fan. 4:44 Life
He sound like Eminem
alto temita aguante el asher y temperley
spank that fannie
this beat <3
Classic
He sounds like em...but...less lyrical
Less lyrical? Asher Roth shocked me and everyone else with his lyricism but he DOES sound just like Em. That's one reason I don't think he made it. That and he's simply just too white, but not in the inner city hood way. This is also why Lil Dicky isn't gonna make it (very far). Asher Roth and Lil Dicky are literally just like that one white kid in a nice neighborhood/school who can freestyle rap as a party talent. That's not to say they're untalented though.
John Shannon Rogers Sportsnet
this is so fucken wack!!!
ash was 🔥🔥🔥
S\O to shofu's steam.
HBK
the world's gone mad, when whites rappin' on the BET awards. this guy stole Lil Waynes instrumental an still 1m less views, fu*k you
@TaylorGang OverEverything This is DJ Cannon's instrumental that everybody gets on when they do a mixtape with him...
He did this before Lil wayne....only thing lil wayne can rhyme to is the word "nigga"
Lol this is my buddies account and we always LOL hard at the different comments on this video
love dj cannons john madden ad libs i can hear john madden "STEPS BACK"
i hear pat summeral
@HowardPVE oh my god thats who the dude is i thought john madden idky but thanks for clearing that up
no prob
Gannon!
racist so white people own plaid nowwwww!! smh -.-
so the fuck what no one uses it like that anymore they use it for the REAL MEANING WHICH IS IGNORANT
@Josh Blease
@ROYAL HIPPY so if you are being ignorant you would give me permission to say nigga?
just because youre offended doesnt make it racist
Tell your dad no one cares this song of from 08 lmao
Packy did a better song on this beat... forreal o.o
Add &t=0m45s to avoid the stupid repeating of the intro. Overedited a dece track, "cannon" needs to get over himself.
fuck off, stop being a fucking whiny bitch
Follow me ig..@bone_n_crew
Anyone notice smokey bear on far left?
Anyone notice smokey bear on far left?
what is this kaka?
"Cannon" lil Wayne freeway Willie the kid
What the name of this beat?
Uu smokin..
your wish came true
nahh breh
Asher is wack
Still here? Because it's there.
your wish has been granted
if you followed my favorite to this video and are going to use this song for an edit, congratz and your welcome.
ash roth, from morrisville p.a, bout 5mins from trenton n.j
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
damn i love asher roth and thats why i remain a fan
It was stupid how da cannon kept showing up
thats exactly what i thought!
was it really necessary to add in the little picture of a toy cannon every time asher said cannon?
2013 and ash is still leg sweeping bitches with his sick shit.
Good Lawdy this beat is solid. :: twerks ::
ijdk bout this
it it possible to get this on itunes?
sounds lie a young eminem
Wow this takes me back!! This mixtape was crazy
Talent!
you sound so dumb it doesn't even make sense.
Thats what she said
Can we just agree that Asher Roth is good as is Mac Miller but he's just more out there so don't hate on his fame.
What is the beat called?
Spittin Lincecum hell ya i got a CANNON!
asher rhymes with whatever the hell he feels like and it flows thats what i love
Methylone that's what happened
wat happened to this nigga
I LOVE COCK
I'm not sure about that one, lil wayne was ill.
Best Cannon Verse after Wayne, hands down.
good call.
bringing hip hop into the ba,.....
they'd form **my performance. wouldn't make any sense otherwise
Cannon!
atmoshphere? your one of those i know real music people, asher is aight, not better than game though,
the specktators remix is much better. sorry, not sorry.
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris they'd form a performance.
I'm done.
did nick cannon rap? Im scared to listen
sounds like eminem at 1.5x
he sounds different from now and then haha
@Bapewatch01 He's still making good music. Check out Pabst & Jazz. His newest mixtape.
@Bapewatch01 good question
what happened to this guy??
he needs to do the greenhouse effect voume 2 A.K.A. the greatest mixtape ever
Im mad they took that video off......a-holes
@RossApathy "I have emerged at venti(at large)"........ "I have emerged at veintidos años (22 years old)" venti only means "large" (20 ounces) at Starbucks
"i have emerged as plenty" .........I have emerged at venti(at large)
"Got more jazz than jerry curls"......Got more Jazz than Jerry Sloan....Ever watch MJ play postseason ball?
"Pickins, killings, and a pint of guiness".....Higgins(last name?), Killian's(Irish Red), and a pint of Guinness"
straight fire Asher killed it.
I hit the bong while you must extend your diaphragm haha
1 mil viewss !
can someone tell the name of the beat ????? plz
@THEPEACEKING123 The Burbs
bringing hip hop into the what?
@NesioMuzik I wish a PROTON CANNON would show up when i said CANNON!
i wish he would come back out
....Spank that fanny....