Zappa, Frank - Artist Lyrics
Album : Civilization Phaze III
- "A Different Octave"
- "A Kayak (On Snow)"
- "A Tunnel Into Muck"
- "A Very Nice Body"
- "Attack! Attack! Attack!"
- "Cold Light Generation"
- "Dark Water!"
- "Flowing Inside-Out"
- "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?"
- "How The Pigs' Music Works"
- "I Had A Dream About That"
- "I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back"
- "Oh-Umm"
- "Put A Little Motor In 'Em"
- "Saliva Can Only Take So Much"
- "Someplace Else Right Now"
- "That Would Be The End Of That"
- "The Pigs' Music"
- "This Ain't CNN"
- "This Is All Wrong"
- "This Is Phaze III"
- "You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!"
- Amnerika
- Buffalo Voice
- Gross Man
- Hot & Putrid
- N-Lite
- Religious Superstition
- They Made Me Eat It
- Why Not?
- Xmas Values
Album : Playground Psychotics
- "Don't Eat There"
- "Don't Take Me Down"
- "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
- "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
- "There's No Lust In Jazz"
- "This Is Neat"
- "You There, With The Hard On!"
- A Bunch Of Adventures
- A Great Guy
- A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
- A Typical Sound Check
- A Version Of Himself
- Bad Acting
- Beer Shampoo
- Billy The Mountain
- Botulism On The Hoof
- Champagne Lecture
- Childish Perversions
- Concentration Moon, Part One
- Concentration Moon, Part Two
- Cruising For Burgers
- Diptheria Blues
- Divan
- Getting Stewed
- Going For The Money
- He's Right
- He's Watching Us
- I Could Be A Star Now
- I'm Doomed
- If You're Not A Professional Actor
- Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
- Jeff Quits
- Learning "Penis Dimension"
- Martin Lickert's Story
- Mom & Dad
- Playground Psychotics
- Say Please
- Scum Bag
- Sharleena
- Sleeping In A Jar
- Status Back Baby
- Super Grease
- The Dressing Room
- The Living Garbage Truck
- The London Cab Tape
- The Motel Lobby
- The Motel Room
- The Mud Shark Interview
- The Sanzini Brothers
- The Spew King
- The Worst Reviews
- Well
- Wonderful Wino
- You Got Your Armies
Album : Uncle Meat
- "If We'd All Been Living In California..."
- A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
- Cruising For Burgers
- Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
- Electric Aunt Jemima
- God Bless America
- Ian Underwood Whips It Out
- Louie Louie
- Mr. Green Genes
- Our Bizarre Relationship
- Prelude To King Kong
- Sleeping In A Jar
- Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
- The Air
- The Legend Of The Golden Arches
- The Uncle Meat Variations
- The Voice Of Cheese
- Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
- Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
- We Can Shoot You
Album : Bongo Fury
- 200 Years Old
- Advance Romance
- Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- Cucamonga
- Debra Kadabra
- Man With The Woman Head
- Muffin Man
- Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
- Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
Album : Over-Nite Sensation
Album : EIHN: Everything Is Healing Nicely
Album : Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III
- A Little Green Rosetta
- A Token Of My Extreme
- Catholic Girls
- Crew Slut
- Dong Work For Yuda
- Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
- He Used To Cut The Grass
- Joe's Garage
- Keep It Greasey
- Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- On The Bus
- Outside Now
- Packard Goose
- Scrutinizer Postlude
- Stick It Out
- Sy Borg
- The Central Scrutinizer
- Watermelon In Easter Hay
- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Album : 200 Motels
- A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- Centerville
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- Dew On The Newts We Got
- Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- I'm Stealing The Towels
- Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- Magic Fingers
- Mystery Roach
- Penis Dimension
- Redneck Eats
- Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
- She Painted Up Her Face
- Shove It Right In
- Strictly Genteel
- The Finale
- The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
- The Girl's Dream
- The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
- The Sealed Tuna Bolero
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
- Tuna Fish Promenade
- What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
- Would You Like A Snack?
Album : Lumpy Gravy
- A Vicious Circle
- Almost Chinese
- Amen
- At The Gas Station
- Bit Of Nostalgia
- Bored Out 90 Over
- Drums Are Too Noisy
- Envelops The Bath Tub
- I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
- It's From Kansas
- Just One More Time
- Kangaroos
- Oh No
- Switching Girls
- The Way I See It, Barry
- Very Distraughtening
- White Ugliness
Album : We're Only In It For The Money
- Absolutely Free
- Are You Hung Up?
- Bow Tie Daddy
- Concentration Moon
- Flower Punk
- Harry, You're A Beast
- Hot Poop
- Let's Make The Water Turn Black
- Lonely Little Girl
- Mom & Dad
- Mother People
- Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- Telephone Conversation
- The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
- The Idiot Bastard Son
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
- Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Album : FZ:OZ
- Advance Romance
- Black Napkins
- Camarillo Brillo
- Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
- Dinah-Moe Humm
- Dirty Love
- Find Her Finer
- Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
- How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- I Ain't Got No Heart
- I'm Not Satisfied
- Kaiser Rolls
- Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
- Keep It Greasy
- Lonely Little Girl
- Muffin Man
- Stink-Foot
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- The Illinois Enema Bandit
- The Poodle Lecture
- The Torture Never Stops
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
- Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
Album : Ahead Of Their Time
- Agency Man
- Help, I'm A Rock
- Holding The Group Back
- Holiday In Berlin
- Progress?
- Prologue
- The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
- The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
- The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
- Undaunted, The Band Plays On
Album : The Lost Episodes
- Alley Cat
- Anyway The Wind Blows
- Charva
- Cops & Buns
- Fountain Of Love
- I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
- I'm A Band Leader
- Inca Roads
- Kenny's Booger Story
- Lost In A Whirlpool
- Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
- Ronnie Sings?
- Ronnie's Booger Story
- Sharleena
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- The Blackouts
- The Dick Kunc Story
- Tiger Roach
- Wonderful Wino
Album : Absolutely Free
- America Drinks
- America Drinks & Goes Home
- Amnesia Vivace
- Big Leg Emma
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- Call Any Vegetable
- Plastic People
- Soft-Sell Conclusion
- Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
- Status Back Baby
- The Duke Of Prunes
- The Duke Regains His Chops
- Uncle Bernie's Farm
- Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
Album : One Size Fits All
- Andy
- Can't Afford No Shoes
- Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- Florentine Pogen
- Inca Roads
- Po-Jama People
- San Ber'dino
- Sofa No. 2
Album : You Are What You Is
- Any Downers?
- Beauty Knows No Pain
- Charlie's Enormous Mouth
- Conehead
- Doreen
- Drafted Again
- Dumb All Over
- Goblin Girl
- Harder Than Your Husband
- Heavenly Bank Account
- I'm A Beautiful Guy
- If Only She Woulda
- Jumbo, Go Away
- Mudd Club
- Society Pages
- Suicide Chump
- Teen-Age Wind
- The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- You Are What You Is
Album : Broadway The Hard Way
- Any Kind Of Pain
- Bacon Fat
- Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
- Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
- Jezebel Boy
- Murder By Numbers
- Outside Now
- Planet Of The Baritone Women
- Promiscuous
- Rhymin' Man
- The Untouchables
- What Kind Of Girl?
- When The Lie's So Big
- Why Don't You Like Me?
Album : Cruising With Ruben & The Jets
- Anything
- Anyway The Wind Blows
- Cheap Thrills
- Deseri
- Fountain Of Love
- How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- I'm Not Satisfied
- Jelly Roll Gum Drop
- Later That Night
- Love Of My Life
- No. No. No.
- Stuff Up The Cracks
- You Didn't Try To Call Me
Album : Freak Out!
- Anyway The Wind Blows
- Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
- Help, I'm A Rock
- How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- Hungry Freaks, Daddy
- I Ain't Got No Heart
- I'm Not Satisfied
- It Can't Happen Here
- Motherly Love
- The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
- Trouble Every Day
- Who Are The Brain Police?
- Wowie Zowie
- You Didn't Try To Call Me
- You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Album : Joe's Corsage
- Anyway The Wind Blows
- Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
- Hitch Hike
- How Could I Be Such A Fool?
- I Ain't Got No Heart
- I'm So Happy I Could Cry
- Motherly Love
- Plastic People
- Pretty Pat
- The Phone Call / My Babe
- We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way...
Album : Thing-Fish
- Artificial Rhonda
- Briefcase Boogie
- Brown Moses
- Clowns On Velvet
- Drop Dead
- Galoot Up-Date
- Harry & Rhonda
- Harry-As-A-Boy
- He's So Gay
- Mudd Club
- No Not Now
- Prologue
- That Evil Prince
- The 'Torchum' Never Stops
- The Crab-Grass Baby
- The Mammy Nuns
- The Massive Improve'lence
- The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- The White Boy Troubles
- Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
- Won Ton On
- You Are What You Is
Album : Sheik Yerbouti
- Baby Snakes
- Bobby Brown Goes Down
- Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- City Of Tiny Lites
- Dancin' Fool
- Flakes
- I Have Been In You
- I'm So Cute
- Jewish Princess
- Jones Crusher
- Rat Tomago
- The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
- Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- Wait A Minute
- What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
- Wild Love
- Yo' Mama
Album : Them Or Us
- Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
- Be In My Video
- Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
- In France
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Sharleena
- Stevie's Spanking
- The Closer You Are
- Truck Driver Divorce
- Whippin' Post
- Ya Hozna
Album : Tinsel Town Rebellion
- Bamboozled By Love
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- Dance Contest
- Easy Meat
- Fine Girl
- For The Young Sophisticate
- I Ain't Got No Heart
- Love Of My Life
- Panty Rap
- Peaches III
- Pick Me, I'm Clean
- Tell Me You Love Me
- The Blue Light
- Tinsel Town Rebellion
Album : You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1
- Be In My Video
- Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- Dumb All Over
- Fine Girl
- Heavenly Bank Account
- I'm The Slime
- Suicide Chump
- Tell Me You Love Me
- The Dangerous Kitchen
- The Deathless Horsie
- The Torture Never Stops
- Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- You Didn't Try To Call Me
- Zomby Woof
Album : Roxy & Elsewhere
- Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
- Cheepnis
- Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
- Dummy Up
- Echidna's Arf (Of You)
- More Trouble Every Day
- Penguin In Bondage
- Pygmy Twylyte
- Son Of Orange County
- Village Of The Sun
Album : Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
- Beat It With Your Fist
- Canard Du Jour
- Canarsie
- Gee, I Like Your Pants
- Heavy Duty Judy
- Hog Heaven
- Pinocchio's Furniture
- Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
- Ship Ahoy
- Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
- Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More
- Soup 'N Old Clothes
- Stucco Homes
- The Deathless Horsie
- Treacherous Cretins
- Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
- While You Were Out
Album : Zappa In New York
- Big Leg Emma
- Black Page #2
- Cruising For Burgers
- Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
- I'm The Slime
- Pound For A Brown
- Punky's Whips
- The Illinois Enema Bandit
- The Torture Never Stops
- Titties & Beer
Album : Just Another Band From L.A.
Album : Zoot Allures
- Black Napkins
- Disco Boy
- Find Her Finer
- Ms. Pinky
- The Torture Never Stops
- Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
- Wonderful Wino
Album : Fillmore East, June 1971
- Bwana Dik
- Do You Like My New Car?
- Happy Together
- Latex Solar Beef
- Little House I Used To Live In
- Tears Began To Fall
- The Mud Shark
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
- Willie The Pimp Part One
Album : The Grand Wazoo
Album : The Man From Utopia
- Cocaine Decisions
- Luigi & The Wise Guys
- SEX
- Stick Together
- The Dangerous Kitchen
- The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
- The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
- The Radio Is Broken
Album : Does Humor Belong In Music?
- Cock-Suckers' Ball
- Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- Let's Move To Cleveland
- Penguin In Bondage
- Tinsel-Town Rebellion
- Trouble Every Day
- What's New In Baltimore?
- Whippin' Post
- WPLJ
Album : Apostrophe (')
- Cosmik Debris
- Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- Excentrifugal Forz
- Father O'Blivion
- Nanook Rubs It
- St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- Stink-Foot
- Uncle Remus
Album : Weasels Ripped My Flesh
- Didja Get Any Onya?
- Directly From My Heart To You
- Get A Little
- My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- Oh No
- Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
- Toads Of The Short Forest
- Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Album : Ship Arriving To Late To Save A Drowning Witch
Album : Sleep Dirt
Album : The Yellow Shark
- Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
- Intro
- Pound For A Brown
- Welcome To The United States
Album : Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers Of Prevention
Album : Waka/Jawaka
Album : Studio Tan
Album : Chunga's Revenge
- Road Ladies
- Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
- Sharleena
- Tell Me You Love Me
- The Nancy & Mary Music
- Would You Go All The Way?