Toy Dolls - Artist Lyrics
Album : Absurd-Ditties
- "Terry Talking"
- Absurd-Ditties
- Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
- Alec's Gone
- Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
- Dez The Demon Decorator
- Ernie Had An Hernia
- I'm A Telly Addict!
- Melancholy Margaret
- My Wife's A Psychopath!
- Sod The Neighbours
- When You're Jimmy Saville
Album : Fat Bob's Feet
- A Bunch O'Fairies
- Back In '79
- Bitten By A Bed Bug!
- Fat Bob's Feet
- Frankie's Got The Blues
- Gloomy Intro/Toy Doll Tonic
- Kids In Tyne & Wear
- Rodney's Memory
- The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
- The Sphinx Stinks
- Toy Doll Tonic/Gloomy Outro
- Turtle Crazy
- We Quit The Cavalry
- Yellow Burt
Album : A Far Out Disc
- A Far Out Theme Tune
- Bless You My Son
- Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
- Come Back Jackie
- Do You Want To Finish Or What?
- Modern School Of Motoring
- My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
- She Goes To Finos
- We're Mad
- You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
Album : Bare Faced Cheek
- A. Diamond
- Bare Faced Cheek
- Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
- How Do You Deal With Neal?
- Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
- Neville Is A Nerd
- Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
- Park Lane Punch Up
- Quick To Quit The Quentin
- The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your Whites'll Be As Black As Ink
- Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
Album : Anniversary Anthems
- Alec's Back
- Audrey's Alone At Least
- Charlie's Watching
- Dorkamania
- Her With A Hoover
- I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
- I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
- Livin La Vida Loca
- Livin' On Newton Hall
- My Baby Is A Battleaxe
- The Anniversary Waltz
- We're 21 Today
- What She Had With Huey
Album : Singles 83 / 84
- Alfie From The Bronx
- Cheerio & Toodle Pip
- Deidrie's A Slag
- H.O.
- Hanky Panky
- Rupert The Bear
- We're Mad
Album : Orcastrated
- Any Dream Will Do
- Bowling Barmy
- David's XR2
- Harry's Hands
- Ivy's Lurid Lips
- Lazy Sunday Afternoon
- Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
- Poltergeist In The Pantry
- Pot Luck Percy
- Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
- Taken For A Mug
- The Psychosurgery
Album : Episode XIII
- Arthur Clark's A Dark Horse
- Benny The Boxer
- Christine's Clothes
- Knickers Off In Mykonos
- Previously
- Richard Clayderman's A Creep
- Señor Benidorm
- She's A Worky Ticket
- The Laptop Lifter
- Waffle Woman
Album : The Album After The Last One
- B.E.E.R.
- Credith Crunch Christmas
- Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma
- Dirty Doreen
- Don't Drive Your Car Up Draycott Avenue
- Down At The Old 29
- Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
- Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids
- Marty's Mam
- Molly Was Immoral
- Olgamental Intro
- Olgamental Outro
- Sciatica Sucks
Album : One More Megabyte
- Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie
- Bored Housewife
- Fred Oliver
- I'm A Lonely Bastard
- I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
- In Tommy's Head
- Me 'N' John Williams
- One More Megabyte
- She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
- She's A Leech
- The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
- The Memory Of Nobby
Album : Wakey Wakey
- Blaze Of The Borough
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
- Davey's Took The Plunge
- Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
- No Particular Place To Go
- One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
- Pot Belly Bill
- Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
Album : Dig That Groove Baby
- Blue Suede Shoes
- Dig That Groove Baby
- Dougy Giro
- Fiery Jack
- Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
- Nellie The Elephant
- Poor Davey
- Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance
- Spiders In The Dressing Room
- Stay Mellow
- Theme Tune
- Up The Garden Path
- Worse Things Happen At Sea
Album : Our Last Album?
- Cheatin' Chick Form China
- Chenky Is A Puff
- Davey's Days
- I Caught It From Camilla
- I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
- Jean's Been
- No One Knew The Real Emu
- Our Last Intro?
- Our Last Outro?
- Rita's Innocent
- She's So Modern
- The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- The Final Countdown
- Tony Talks Tripe
- Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead (New Recording)
Album : Idle Gossip
- Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
- Geordie's Gone To Jail
- Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
- I Tried To Trust Tracey
- I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
- Idle Gossip
- If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
- Keith's A Thief
- PC Stoker
- Silly Billy
- The Lambrusco Kid
- You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry