Andrew Jackson Jihad (AJJ) - The Micheal Jordan Of Drunk Driving Lyrics






The Micheal Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight.
Burdened by his loneliness, he wanted to feel alive.
His laziness built the pyramids and his solitude was the knife.
The Micheal Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight.





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  1. F.... ....

    Every year I make sure this song ends when the next year begins.

  2. D.... W....

    This reminds me of her majesty from abbey road

  3. J.... B....

    WHY IS THIS EXACTLY LIKE ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN BY CESCHI LOL

  4. w.... m....

    Big Mood

  5. F.... P....

    Play this at my funeral, losers

  6. o.... ....

    How much sadness and human misery can you put in twenty-two seconds of happy music?

    o.... ....

    oooBUBU7ooo a lot apparently

  7. M.... L....

    Cliche comment, but I'm genuinely afraid this might be me. Lazy, cynical, unmotivated and lonely.
    I'm gonna go hide my booze now.

    M.... L....

    How you doing man?

    M.... L....

    Оливер Дрейер lmao can't complain, same old asshole

    M.... L....

    How are you doing 6 months later?

    M.... L....

    @Adam Baker uh oh

    M.... L....

    @Maus5000 ur mom gay

  8. a.... c....

    Pure poetry.

  9. N.... A....

    The Ronald Reagan of immigration played his final game tonight

    And burdened by this crooked bitch he wanted to feel alive

    His laziness built a giant wall and the Mexicans paid the price

    The Ronald Reagan of immigration played his final game tonight

    N.... A....

    Nico Ayala yes I love you

  10. R.... M....

    I missed this kind of music

    R.... M....

    what kind do you mean, folk punk?

    R.... M....

    Then just fucking listen to it, you absolute fucking mongoloid. It's 2018, not 1990. You have the full ability to listen to whatever you want.

    R.... M....

    @Monsieur La Guillotine THANK YOU

  11. I.... P....

    I get the build pyramids the pyramids were all his problems that keep stacking

  12. J.... r....

    This is the first thing you hear on knife man, damn that's fucking rad!

  13. R.... K....

    And it's emburdened

  14. R.... K....

    Felt the pyramids makes no sense at all

    R.... K....

    I think it's a reference to pyramids of beer cans but in a more metaphorical way. Like the actual pyramids are monumental but the pyramids of beer cans are destructive, so it's kinda referencing how monumentally destructive.

    R.... K....

    @Travis Bewley Go to sleep dude

    R.... K....

    @AHouseOnFire good advice.

    R.... K....

    @Rick Koontz "His laziness built the Pyramids", meaning he was monumentally lazy.

    R.... K....

    His problems kept stacking

  15. R.... K....

    Built the pyramids

  16. J.... R....

    what the fuck is wrong with you

  17. B.... W....

    Am I the only person that thinks this song should have been played at Ryan Dunns funeral?

    B.... W....

    too soon

  18. G.... N....

    A Car would never kill John.

    ...or it probably would, ironically.

  19. v.... ....

    John Constantine's theme song

  20. A.... ....

    sigh...wish it was longer.

  21. M.... ....

    k back to harlem shake now

  22. K.... C....

    Reminds me of a night on the highways of Louisiana, drinking with an Army buddy as he drove me home...
    Me: "Are you blacking out too? How fast are we going?"
    Driver: "Yes. And I don't know."

  23. n.... ....

    reminds me of the mountain goats in a way

  24. t.... ....

    This song has a huge a moment of meaning in it. It has more meaning than songs over 3 minutes.

  25. C.... ....

    iburnchurches, you've done it again.

  26. F.... ....

    Best song under half a minute.

  27. T.... ....

    I think these guys have the record for number of songs about screwed up people
    We like 'em anyway though.

  28. S.... G....

    Lyrics...
    The Micheal Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight, and burdened by his loneliness he wanted to feel alive, his laziness built the pyramids and his solitude was a knife. The Micheal Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight.

    End of story.

  29. t.... d....

    How do you people here anything other than "built"?

  30. D.... ....

    It's built the pyramids. Many lyric sites have it wrong.

  31. G.... ....

    Wish it were longer, almost.
    Favorite song on the album.

  32. C.... R....

    I think you're right. Emburdened makes a lot more sense.

  33. N.... D....

    Doesn't really sound like anything other than 'built' to me.. lol

  34. C.... R....

    @letsmak3biscuits it's "and burdened"

  35. T.... H....

    just discovered these guys. amazing.

  36. s.... ....

    Even sadder at 1/2 speed

  37. j.... ....

    @TheKingComplex Is it "felt the pyramids" or "built the pyramids"? They sound pretty similar but the second one makes more sense in the context, I think.

  38. t.... b....

    this song is really great. it seems to be about someone dying in a car wreck because they were driving drunk, and they were probably getting drunk because they had a miserable, lonely life. it says all of this in very few lines, without being too vague or too direct.

    great opening to the album. it's also an incredibly sad song. i wish sean would always write lyrics as good as these

  39. N.... ....

    @letsmak3biscuits Pretty sure it's "and burdened."

  40. l.... ....

    What's the word before "by his loneliness"? Unburdened? Emburdened (pretty sure that one's not an actual word)? And burnin'?

  41. H.... G....

    Dear Sean and Ben and everyone who put themselves out on this album, you rule!

  42. r.... ....

    This new album fills my heart with great joy. Can't wait to pick it up.

  43. m.... ....

    This band gives purpose to existence.