Allen, Lily - URL Badman Lyrics






I work at home in my parents' basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliche sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice

It's not for me
It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

Spectacles with no prescription
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

It's not for me
It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ's screw shit
I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
a bottom half of idolater
a check for Tyler the Creator
a blogespheric vindicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex
I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A URL Badman

I got a high-brow game plan
A URL Badman





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  1. L.... A....

    This some 2050 shit.
    M.I.A. Lily Allen Björk Fka Twigs,these four legends are really ahead of their times.

  2. y.... ....

    I love Lily Allen so much she's so talented, funny, sarcastic and witty. She simply doesn't give a fuck and I live for it! x

  3. h.... s....

    real talk though that dude's button-up is sick, i'd totally wear that

  4. S.... G....

    Lily you are a genius😘

  5. J.... K....

    That was fun. And weird as shit. I need to sleep now.

  6. M.... D....

    I'm so happy Lily Allen still decides to make music for her fans. Even though she isn't mainstream, she often brings excellent social commentary to the ears of people who decide to listen.

  7. K.... P....

    I did something bad in the comment section. I come here to feel ashamed ab myself..

  8. L.... A....

    I always thought she said "and you are El Badman"

  9. E.... C....

    The Incel song

  10. C.... Z....

    I'm almost 60 years old, and Lily's still one of my favorites. I have all her records.

  11. F.... ....

    I sing this unironically.

  12. s.... T....

    Forget what url stands for but this a bad bitch with some dope rhymes... I think I'm in love

  13. V.... �....

    Whoever like this song is a faggot!!!!! REEEE

  14. H.... Y....

    I remember ignoring this song thinking it was bad... I did miss something great.

  15. E.... B....

    Most underrated master piece

  16. 5.... 2....

    You are El bad man

  17. B.... A....

    why am I here 5 years late

  18. V.... C....

    she cant sing at all

  19. C.... T....

    ah, so this is the true start of gamergate. The war on men and gamers is strong here.

  20. k.... 4....

    Her outfit💜

  21. L.... A....

    I love this era of her.

  22. L.... P....

    Without her producers and her beauty this woman would be nothing.

    L.... P....

    Good job proving the point of the song!

  23. Y.... F....

    o chute nos bolsominions

  24. b.... b....

    use to be funny and endearing whats happened

  25. S.... ....

    Passaram-se anoos e ainda não consigo parar de escutar

  26. J.... M....

    Is it me or is Lily seeming to warp people more and more

  27. F.... C....

    The bomb!

  28. A.... ....

    My fave lily Allen track

  29. B.... ....

    I love Lilly,


    White girls Azalea Banks

  30. B.... b....

    I love this song sooo much

  31. 1.... ....

    That extra who got his dick grabbed by lily allen was lucky as fuck lol .

  32. C.... A....

    I think she's calling out trolls who troll for literally no reason

  33. g.... ....

    3:52 i love her :p

  34. K.... J....

    2:43 WTF SHE DID

  35. r.... m....

    bug tuts

    r.... m....

    my i button broke

  36. P.... U....

    Amenisima

  37. t.... ....

    i thought id hate that dupstep beat but its just so fitting

  38. t.... ....

    i thought id had that dupstep beat but its just so fitting

  39. A.... R....

    Can I have her diet and exercise plan because her arms be looking mad good along with her badass music

  40. �.... ....

    She left!

    �.... ....

    We know media

  41. N.... M....

    Love it Lily😍

  42. t.... 9....

    Imagine being the editor

  43. s.... ....

    Deserved more

  44. L.... X....

    This song had so much potential but the video clip killed it

    L.... X....

    Lax Xon 😂

  45. H.... G....

    The 1.5k dislikes are from salty keyboard warriors

  46. S.... E....

    After years of searching I finally found this song !!!

  47. B.... A....

    No meme for this song 🤔

  48. D.... M....

    I'm a Trump supporter. And this is a great song and video. Love it.

  49. A.... ....

    Excellent! We all know many of these!

  50. V.... H....

    This MV is nice.
    U're Right Lilly (URL).
    Thanks.

  51. O.... C....

    I keep thinking she’s saying you are el bad man and it’s kinda fucking with my head

  52. T.... F....

    This song brought me out from under a bridge.

    T.... F....

    this song made me change my wicked ways

  53. L.... S....

    She is really underated

  54. M.... M....

    The anthem of my life.

  55. m.... ....

    One of my fav songs off the album and I LOVE how cool the music video is, I mean come on, so much effort!

  56. h.... c....

    🐔🐔

  57. K.... K....

    4.608.000 görüntüleme
    rekoru

  58. R.... V....

    que música foda <3

  59. l.... ....

    Love it! Please make a song about "feminist" men.

  60. D.... A....

    The 'sympathy' part was most relevant - I wish this was the main theme of the song-about internet people coming across as harsh impersonal critics without much needed sympathy.

  61. O.... W....

    lily Allen = weave snatched

  62. O.... ....

    The only reason her YouTube haven’t popped off is because when she was in the peak of her career labels dident really care about YouTube it was mostly making money via iTunes and other streaming services and YouTube for singers wasent as big

    O.... ....

    that why the videos aren’t very good for most artist like lily allen who peaked at the same time

  63. A.... M....

    who's after the part of #MyThoughtsExactly 💛

  64. G.... H....

    this is type of guy who write articles about pewdiepie being hitler

  65. B.... C....

    This is kinda cringy not gonna lie

  66. K.... K....

    Ha haha its making me laugh

  67. M.... D....

    Still loving this song 2019 <3

  68. M.... M....

    An amazing song, the first verse is incredible.

  69. J.... C....

    Ahahaaa you tell 'em Lily! I slept on this but it cracked me up!

  70. V.... f....

    The Bolsominions theme song.

  71. j.... ....

    Omg this lily is a new song to me.... Lily never disappoints!

  72. M.... R....

    Lily allen

  73. T.... d....

    Where’s the explicit conten-


    *ah I see now*

  74. E.... S....

    issa goat

  75. C.... W....

    A song about internet trolls? Sounds like somebody annoyed you a tad.

  76. B.... H....

    One of the boys looks like my last bf before I figured out I was a lesbian and like,,, yeah

  77. F.... 9....

    Donald Trump lol

  78. T.... S....

    Who listening to this in 2019?

  79. K.... L....

    The song of most of people on the internet

  80. J.... C....

    Honestly it should play every time you open Twitter.

  81. M.... D....

    Wonder if this has to do with her stalker?

  82. r.... ....

    Why is no one talking about how she looks like an old skinny ass crack head wh.... in this video. She used to look so pawgish and fluffy..jeez ! She needs a good holiday away from everyone inc children, some good Sun and wholesome food and a good clean out! No one ages that fast

  83. J.... ....

    I’ve been with lily for a long time, before I learned that commenting was a thing, that’s how long. She has the best songs ever, ore people should like her and know she is here on this earth.

  84. T.... J....

    This song is so relatable ,sadness really. Lily is so genius with song and lyrics!

  85. A.... B....

    LOVE her ascent

  86. T.... B....

    Doing what Brits do best - a piss take lol

  87. J.... M....

    Lily Allen should star as the reborn Missy

  88. A.... ....

    Alex never went to eat!

  89. A.... L....

    I been sleepin on this. girls still got it. love and success to u lil.

  90. D.... B....

    0:18 "yeah alright mom, i said I'm coming". it's the moment you realize that wasn't his voice and it was Lily's herself pitched down little. 😆😆😆

  91. E.... S....

    What i want is to see Lily Allen in a tube top.

  92. G.... ....

    There are a lot of URL badmen and women now a days 😂😂

  93. i.... ....

    I remember this song :p

  94. L.... G....

    I CAN SPELL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  95. D.... A....

    2018...Dec?

  96. h.... R....

    2018 aug